#stupid stupid boy

[little-bumblebeeee]

Moonlight - part 1

werewolf!Steve x vampire!Eddie

There are werewolves in Hawkins. Yeah right, and there are monsters under the bed. That's Eddie's reasoning. Vampires don't exist, neither do werewolves or monsters or the boogeyman or mermaids or any similar creature. The howling at full moon nights are probably some weirdo trying to scare kids - hell, he'd do it too - and the reason Dustin Henderson keeps buying an insane amount of raw meat on those nights is because...the Hendersons like beef? Look, Eddie doesn't know, he just knows he's not falling for some myth.

"Well, if you're so brave go stay the night in the woods tomorrow night during the full moon." Gareth tells him with arms crossed in front of him and poking Eddie pretty damn hard in the arm. "I just might." Eddie retorts, though he knows he'll probably book it out of there the second he hears a twig snap, but there are people around. He can't act like a scared little kid. So that's why he's lugging a tent and a bag of snacks into the woods because he's not gonna let his stomach rumbling give away where he is to any crazy murderers hiding in the woods or werewolves - not like they exist or anything.

He had to get Wayne to teach him how to set up a tent at least 5 times before he even stepped near the woods. His flashlight sweeps the ground, the fresh batteries making it brighter than ever. Is he paranoid? Pfft, no, he's just not dumb, he's seen horror movies. It's quiet for a few hours, and Eddie totally doesn't almost squeal like a scared middle schooler who hasnt hit puberty yet when he sees a silhouette stumbling next to his tent. He can hear their heavy breathing, they must've ran here. They say a choked sounding string of curse words and - wait, Harrington? That's clearly his voice, what is he doing here? And why is he running? Is he running from something!?

Eddie peeks his head just a little bit out of the tent to see Steve there, keeled over and breathing like he'd just run a marathon. He looks like he's in pain as he falls to his knees, digging his nails - no, claws into the ground. He didn't have claws yesterday, what the actual hell!?

So, Eddie does what Eddie does best, he runs. He runs and runs and runs until he falls over because even though he's good at running away from things he hasn't gotten proper exercise in at least a couple years. Luckily there's no beast chasing him, only a howling far in the woods. He sounds like he's in pain, and part of Eddie wants to go back - but the sensible part of him is telling him to keep running. How deep was he in the woods? He's pretty sure he wasn't even that far yet they seem never ending. He's starting to panic, he feels like he's in a horror movie with the thuds and snarls behind him and never ending forest. He knows you're not supposed to look back but he does and... he isn't getting chased? Harrington, now fully transformed, has just slowly walked away and curled up. Whimpering.

It's so surprising Eddie slows to a jog, Steve reminding him less of a ferocious beast and more of a big dog that's all bark and no bite. The sensible part of him is screaming for him to keep running, but he's tired of running, his ribs hurt, and he wants to pet the big scary wolf. So he goes to pet the big scary wolf, almost immediately regretting when Steve snarls at him, opening one eye that's surprisingly the same honey brown.

But even more surprisingly, Steve stops snarling, nudging his head under Eddie's hand and closing his eyes once more like a dog. He's calm, just lying there. "Uh...good boy?" Eddie says, not sure if he should call Steve that in case he's still kind of human. He's never going to let Steve live this down. Steve "Good Boy" Harrington.

Okay maybe he shouldn't use that one in front of his friends. Bad idea. Very bad. Yup. Icky. He leans his back against the tree, Steve's head on his lap. It's kind of nice, Eddie struggling to stay awake as he literally cuddles a big ferocious beast. He's pretty sure Steve falls asleep at some point too, so he doesn't mind leaning back against the tree trunk and closing his eyes.

He knows he has Steve to protect him if anything happens. And he does, even if a bunny gets too close to Eddie as he sleeps Steve will snarl until it runs away, making sure not to wake the sleeping beauty he's laying his head on.

This won't go anywhere, Steve will make sure of it, but it's nice. And it'll be nice until morning comes, until Steve has to run away to find that little log he stuffed his bag of clothes in because he doesn't want to explain how his clothes ripped when he transformed. So, Eddie wakes up to nothing except a weird looking bug on his hand and a memory of soft fur that he really hopes was a weird ass dream.

Let me know if you want a part 2 and if so if you want to be tagged as well!! Also cut me some slack, this is my first serious fic ._. (little picture up top by me, pictures taken from pinterest)

PART 2!!! :D

#stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #steve harrington #joe keery #joe quinn #steddie #werewolf steve harrington #vampire eddie munson #eventual steddie #come get yall juice #Yes Eddie ran in the wrong direction #Stupid stupid boy #but we love him #steve x eddie #werewolf steve x vampire eddie #Moonlight steddie fic

[mother-daly]

nah i'm sorry but what the fuck

#stupid STUPID boy #should never have pushed himself ughhhhh his little face #good for pep for noticing it so quickly tho #john stones #man city #video

[chanstopher]

i can’t believe he did that with no fucking warning and no apologies???? what about my mental health Christopher hmmmmmmm what about meeeeee

#literally woke up saw the notif and was like aha not like it’s chris snajxjsjsj FUCK #STUPID STUPID BOY #hod i’m so in love with him he looks so fucking amazing

[djeterg19]

Gun...really? Tinn isn't exactly subtle about liking you!

#stupid stupid boy #my school president the series #my school president

[landosmclaren]

lando whatever youve done go and grovel your bollocks off boy bcos i think it’s really inconsiderate that you’ve taken my favourite f1 wag away from me

#stupid stupid boy #f1 #luisa oliveira #lando norris

[calcium-makes-ur-bones-strong]

I love mike. I love him so much but that bitch is *so* stupid.

#Just kiss will #Please #byler better be canon #Byler #mike wheeler #Hes a fucking idiot #stupid stupid boy

[aliceisathome]

Dammit Fu LiGong - I bloody knew you were going to be all noble and break up with the actual love of your life because of his dad. Gah. I hate it when I’m right.

#taiwanese bl #plus & minus #plus & minus ep 10 #stupid stupid boy #stupid father #zheng zeshou x fu ligong #yuki x ying ze

[pikachupapi]

Ugh I miss him

#stupid stupid boy #…

[poisonpercy]

Gotta be honest, the popularity of blond Percy thanks to the pjo show is driving me insane because every time I see pjo fanart, I have a crisis over what little blond boy is being depicted

#walker you’re a great percy #but we need more hair color biodiversity #i miss the ease of knowing the black haired boy was percy #this is so stupid #but i’ve been going insane about this for months #pjo #percy jackson #skys post

[rufwooff]

Dw, he'll get over it...

#rottmnt #michaelangelo #donatello #leonardo #raphael #april o'neil #cowboy leo #cowboy mikey #cowboy donnie #cowboy raph #cowgirl april #ruf doodles #ruf comic #Even though Raph is the eldest #he definitely does stupid things #my boy <3

[keo-k]

trans men are allowed to paint their nails.

trans men are allowed to wear dresses or skirts, or any generally "feminine" clothing.

trans men are allowed to wear makeup.

trans men are allowed to embrace their more "feminine" side.

it does not make us any less of a man.

EDIT! : ALL MEN are allowed to do these things, but this post is more centred around the idea that "oh, people who 'claim' to be men and wear dresses and shit are not trans!" yes, we are. skirt go spinny. painted nails are nice. its not that hard to understand.

#peer edited by @munnchausenzip #thank you munnchausen #same thing for trans women in the opposite direction #i thought we got rid of stupid fucking gender roles #but as soon as somebody TRANS does something slightly in line with their agab #oh no oh NO #they're suddenly faking it! #fuck that shit. #do what you want. #transgender #ftm #trans #trans boy #transmasc #trans rights #transitioning #transisbeautiful #nonbinary #transgirl #trans guy #transgurl #transfem #transfemme #trans woman #trans women #trans pride #trans positivity

[twinstxrs]

fabian’s insistence on calling someone to tell them about lucy & yolanda because he thought people just deserved to know, out of respect. both deeply sweet & incredibly gutting. (bill seacaster move over that’s MY darling boy)

#(who is also his own darling man boy but that’s besides the point) #fabian seacaster #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #dimension 20 #ok sorry for all the posts this ep just gave me a lot of feelings it was so #the bad kids really felt like kids in this one for me. what an honor what an injustice & all that #fantasy high spin off season where it’s four episodes set during summer break and incredibly stupid my god please #FREE THEM

[lanavecorona]

today i offer you tmnt art. tomorrow???? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#half a year ago if you would've told me i was gonna get obsessed with teenage mutant ninja turtles i would've laughed. but here we are. #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt april #pizza time with the boys! #im gonna have to censor the hospital one to post on insta so that'll be fun #pov ur friend never got her mystic pizazz for her project so she still needs your help instead #the comic is from a stupid tiktok

[naivegh0ul]

Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)

#I like this idea #just two stupid boyfriends who were so desperate to eat you out to begin with #but now they're tongue fucking each other instead of you #silly boys 🙄 #fem reader #boyfriends!ghost and soap #ghost cod #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap cod #soap #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #soap x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #ghost smut #soap smut

[plantsonplutoart]

April fools just passed and so I’m touching up inks for a lil marauders comic I made. I had to share a wip of my favorite panel. They’re so stupid <3

#I love these stupid boys #it’s a comic about the marauders revenge pranking Lucius because he cursed Lily #I love drawing James’ square glasses #he looks so silly #Remus and James’ hair changes in every drawing I can never settle on the length for those fluffy-head boys #its important to me that you know my James Potter is brown #poc James potter or nothing #dead gay wizards #anything for our moony #the marauders #marauders era #remus lupin #james potter #sirius black #my art <3 #my art #digital art #procreate #sequential art #comic panels #peter pettigrew

[maiko-coy]

Your honor, they all share exactly one braincell and 80% of it are Bubba's

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #kickinchicken #bubba bubbaphant #The Boys tm #They may be stupid /pos #thats it theres no buts #Theyre just a lil goofy silly #main reason as to why the group keeps loosing braincells: (1) Kickin (2) Catnap #what do u call these #Smaller bodies??? Toon ver???? what