hear me out but i swear jj maybank wld be the no.1 temu warrior 😭😭.
“babe, babe, this only what — 90 cents, 90 cents!”
and you’re just there like 🧍🏽♀️.
”jayj they have tons of lawsuits against them sweetheart, maybe it’s better to invest your money elsewhere?” for fear of him getting broker than he already is with the way he seems so eager to spend.
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at this point the best survivor strategy is to pretend you’ve never watched the show. They’re targeting people for saying they liked a bitch who played the game 3 times and everyone’s like ‘oh she knows too much oh she’s crafty’ ‘this person can name a former survivor player that means they know what they’re doing’ ok girl sure yeah. ‘He said Boston rob that means he’s a real superfan that’s dangerous’ I mean. No but whatever.
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death note au where mello is a super famous pop star selling out venues all across the world and matt plays football for a very well known team and they cross paths at the super bowl
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What are the football coaches writing on their little charts? I bet they are little love notes to the other team's coach.
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Me earlier before the game started because I did NOT think it would happen: “If the Chiefs win, I’ll actually start watching the next Football season.”
Me now:
Anyway, I should not have said that with witnesses present.
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I am so unbelievably angry and fed up with the lack of regard or care for the safety of innocent people in this country.
People in my city are dead, injured, and traumatized today because a specific group of people believe guns are more important than human lives.
When will we be considered worthy of protection?
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I fucking hate football as it is, but I especially want the 49ers to win so Jeremy Renner can celebrate with the fam. I mean, the man almost died! Screw Taylor Swift making her dumb faces up in the white privilege box.
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so as some of may remember around this time last year i was sick with covid and so my mum got me an LOL OMG doll (as an apology for getting me sick :/). the doll was Sunrise from the Sunshine Makeover line but i named her Daisy Foxwell. i got her last name from a name generator but the name Daisy just sort if came to me as soon as i laid eyes on her. this was on February 8th. well i had known from the podcast that season 16 of Sunny was written and filmed around this time last year but i didn’t know the exact date until today. they started filming on January 25th. i know it’s just a silly coincidence and doesn’t mean anything but i do find it delightfully serendipitous that Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day, with a ‘character’ named Daisy was being filmed around the time i got my doll who i gave the same name!
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