Here we are in the future (merch) and it's WRONG
Hot Topic has been kinda killin' it with neat new designs on SU merch, which to me is pretty special considering how long the show has been off the air and how much I like to get new merch. :X However, the last time I was browsing their site, I decided against getting one of the designs because it's this:
Huh? "Ladies love a hero"? Where the heck did THAT come from?
It's certainly never said in the show, and it's not a sentiment that's presented by any characters, nor is it intended as a message by its creators. Not to mention that the Gems pictured technically aren't even "ladies." Who got the weird idea that "ladies love a hero" would be an appropriate thing to associate with Steven Universe?
I ended up buying a coffee mug with a bunch of SU artifacts and was dismayed to find the "ladies love a hero" phrase had somehow made it onto the otherwise canon-referential mug.
(The side I saw when I decided to get it was this:)
When it came in I showed it to my friend and asked him to find the thing on it that was "wrong." IMMEDIATELY he was like "Ladies love a hero? WHAT?"
Just kinda makes me think that instead of being designed by anyone with a passing familiarity with the show, it was thrown together by someone who thought it would look good. Who decided this?
But speaking of which, then today I saw this one:
Okay. So, seeing merch with random shit from the show splashed all over it is common with knockoffs and lazy ripoff artists, but seeing something like this in a mainstream store is puzzling. It's a somewhat confusing graphic with no message, but it's like . . .
Okay, Steven, Spinel, and Connie from the movie, versus. . . .
Amethyst with her Season 2 design, versus. . . .
Random image of Stevonnie from a single scene in a late Season 5 episode, versus. . . .
Random Greg, random Pink Diamond, versus. . . .
Garnet in what appears to be an attempt at her post-"Jailbreak"/pre-"Change Your Mind" outfit, but it's miscolored, and. . . .
Completely missing Pearl, one of the major main characters. Who puts Pink Diamond, Greg, Connie, Spinel, and Stevonnie on a shirt but forgets Pearl?
It's just kind of a mess, conceptually. A bunch of pretty pictures, several of which are stock art and a couple of which I've basically never seen on anything (so why these, why now?).
It's not uncommon for images featuring the four main characters to have character designs that couldn't have coexisted, but that doesn't bother me as much as something that just feels like it was an out-of-touch designer's google search result for Steven Universe characters.
Man, I need to be a merch consultant for this show or something. I am not much of an artist and am not a designer, but like . . . if they'd just asked ONE fan. . . .
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Back for the Pearl 🪻
Just kidding, the comic isn’t canon but the advertisement is! I’m selling keychains of Lilac Pearl starting at $10, shipping included! This is a limited design, so once they all sell I won’t be remaking it again.
Product details:
* Double sided keychain
* Size: 3” length (chain not included)
* Price: $10 (domestic shipping included)
* Ships in 1-3 business days
* Venmo/Paypal
* DM on Tumblr or instagram if interested
11/15 available
I will put theses up on an Etsy eventually and announce it here on instagram
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lol who wants Sus Horse stickers???
[Sticker Link] via the JobJob storefront run by some good friends :) they have other cool stuff too.
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How much for each doll? My and I have been gushing about them! When I went to Spirit Halloween, I was disappointed at the lack of LB merchandise.
iirc I ran the first batch at around 35 USD each before shipping.. frankly I'm thinking of ticking it up to $40 since I underestimated the manufacturing costs, demand, and labor involved then.. hopefully that's not too inane.. :,)) And possibly $140-5 for all four as a separate listing but I'll probably gauge interest before solidifying stuff like this
Needlessly elaborate response, and tentative at that, but I hope that helps :]
++tysm for your interest!! and haha omg I feel that, Spirit could always use more vampire IP rep in general imo
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#RenewStevenUniverse on twitter made me dig up some doodles I made in 2019..., simpler times :')
I remember being obsessed with steven in the pink diamond outfit but uni sucked all energy out of me at the time so this is all i ve got (crying throwing up) this was also my experimental era and im not sorry
and something i sketched tonight because I've been binging su with friends and the emotional damage is immaculate
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