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3dpixelart · 11 months
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My first post- I did some doodles!! My fav Steven universe AUs/Comics!! This took very long to color- I have little to no neutral colors or pink 😅 Hope y’all like them!
AU Gone Wrong: @suaugonewrong
White Diamond AU: @ask-whitepearl-and-steven
Disarmed AU: @stevenuniverseanewchapter
Falsification AU: @falsificationstevenau
The Eldritch Gems AU: @theeldritchgemsau
Bad Prediction AU: @badpredictionau @jigokuhana @wilted3sunflowers
Blue Diamond AU: @blue-diamond-steven
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Well- um- I may be trying to get back into this- however part is me is VERY rusty drawing the gang again. I just had a breif moment to doodle Her as out of everyone I love Pearl the most LOL. I am also recovering from surgery as I had gotten appendicitis. But yeah- Crazy life am II right- enjoy these rough doodles. 
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that1person4 · 2 years
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Little tired boy
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spacedace · 7 months
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Found this old snippet and don't really remember of the context for it outside of being a joking exploration of how weird the Fenton/Phantom family tree would seem to outsiders (not even getting into how relationships might be classified differently between the human side & the ghost side)
Anyway gonna drop it here as a prompt lol
Mind the quick reference to dismemberment, there's no gore or detailed description and no one is actually hurt, it's more there for comedic effect, but still wanted to give the heads up on it 👍
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Nomad motioned to the towering, vaguely vampire-looking buff dude with literal flaming hair what the fuck, “Dan, this is everyone. Everyone this is Dan. He’s my…” Nomad trailed off and blinked, a look of confused befuddlement on her face as she let the sentence hang for too long.
“Huh…” She said considering, looking up at vampire-dude, Dan apparently, with a confused furrow on her brow. “You know this is the first time I’ve ever had to try and explain our relationship to each other and I’m drawing a blank and what exactly to call you. Uncle? Dad? Brother? Like, I think you could technically be considered all three.”
What the fuck did that mean??? Kon snapped his attention over to meet Tim’s masked gaze, the look of wild confusion Kon was sure was on his own face mirrored there. Around the meeting room confused and worried looks were being shared by the rest of the League. Which like, yeah, what in the Habsburgs was happening here for all of those terms to be applicable?
“Well, you’re Danny’s Mirror, so if you consider him your dad then it stands to reason I’m also your father.” Dan said, hand coming up to his - literally flaming, how did that work? - goatee thoughtfully.
“Yeah but like, I call Danny dad just to piss Vlad off.” Nomad countered, toying with her severed arm with her still attached hand. Kon didn’t think he’d ever get over how casual she was about being literally disarmed and just…not caring. “And I definitely don’t see you as a dad. Uncle?”
The giant of a ghost shook his head with a frown, “Implies that Danny and I are brothers, which could work but gives our relationship kind of a weird vibe. I feel more like his father than anything.”
“Gramps, then?”
“No.”
Nomad laughed, “Fair, wouldn’t want to take the title of Grampa away from CW. Besides we’re both half Vlad, so I think brother works best here.” She frowned, looking thoughtful, “Maybe half brother?”
Dan considered, “Half-brother could work. Though it gives Vlad more credit than he deserves.”
“Oh come on, can you imagine the look on his face if we went in together on suing him for child support?” Nomad asked, fanged grin wicked. Dan’s face lit up at the idea, and Kon felt like they were rapidly heading towards the two ghosts running off to go and go torment whoever this Vlad guy was rather then them help deal with the current demonic problem at hand.
“Can you please explain what any of that means?” Kon asked, more a squeak than anything else. He was starting to get a headache.
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mishapen-dear · 10 months
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okay but elquackity did that SO CLEVERLY.
he made the festival seem harmless. told forever about the festival, but didn't describe it exactly. he floated it like it's an idea he's still coming up with, almost "disarming it." Normally when someone has a trap they have steps they want the victim to take to fall into it, and they're more likely to have it all planned out. by "not knowing" what the event will be yet, elquackity can also suggest that there is no plan, i.e no trap.
he added a distraction. he told forever he didn't want him to tell anyone about the wedding, drawing the suspicion towards quackity's sus actions (and leaving elquackity's plans unharmed if they get fussy about quackity and the wedding lmao)
i forgor. elquackity used quackity as a distraction because it wouldnt messs with his plans but. what ARE his plans? to kill the eggs? to become president? we already know that destroying the eggs won't help him. it's too risky. there's too many candidates and the players love the eggs too much. if his plan was to kill everyone so they would have to vote for him he'd be going after the players, not their eggs.
what if elquackity is, like the wedding thing, just a distraction? we know he's acting for us- he's pretending to be quackity even when other players aren't around. so why is he doing it so badly?
we know that he's smart- the interaction with forever just now proved it. but he misspelled richarlyson's name, and he ignored richarlyson almost entirely
this wouldn't be notable except after everyone pointed out that his coldness last stream was evidence that he is not, in fact, quackity, he kissed richarlyson's forehead when he met up with them earlier today. he knows that quackity cares for richarlyson, so why would this clever man not only fail to spell his name, but also avoid his signs
every player reads the egg signs
it's one of the most obvious things they do to show their love for the eggs
they pause in their conversations so they can include the eggs
they read the signs
elquackity didn't read the sign
he fake looked at it but didn't actually look at it. he wanted it to look to richas like he read it, but knew that we, the audience, would realize he didn't
why the double bluff
i think he wants us to know that he isn't quackity
i think he wants the other players to know he isn't quackity
i think he's a distraction
threatening the eggs is the most distracting thing you can do
look at how many people came together to protect pomme when she was attacked
he keeps hyping up the fact that he's going to kill the eggs
killing the eggs is the focus
just like he made the wedding the focus when he was talking to forever
so what is he hiding
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greenflamedwriter · 9 days
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The First Husband.
Tianglang-Jun X Transmigrated Shen Qingqiu. Instead of burying and chaining the Heavenly Demon into a mountain, instead he's chaind by marriage. The sects sent forth cultivation partners and required offspring with Heavenly demon blood.
With the entire cultivation world threatening him and his son, Binghe, Tianglang-jun had to accept...
Prompt:
 Instead of destroying Tianglang-Jun, the sects realised the heavenly demon actually kept the demon realm in order.
  if he died it would create a power vacuum they knew about his love for human culture, and if demons ruined that, he couldn’t enjoy their plays and literature-
 But with the death of his empress the Huan Hua Su Xiyan leaving him alone with Luo Binghe, Huan Hua planned revenge assuming that the demon killed their disciple.
The other Sects disagreed and wanted no part in it, with no proof why would they take down someone who kept the realms at peace?
So the Old Palace Master devised a new plan. His eyes on Shen Qingqiu, smile growing making the other mans skin crawl-
But to the others they thought nothing if it.
 “Then a marriage, if Tianglang-jun is as powerful as they say his off spring should be powerful also, if we choose who to marry that could give us some assurance.”
 Instead of chains, instead it was wives hand picked from each sect, pointing daggers at Tianglang-jun, surround him with disarming smiles but at a hidden signal will strike.
Each Sect had to volunteer someone and of course two sects denied.
 They were faithful to their cause both the nuns and daoist priests snd choose to remain celibete and so they offered themselves as servants to the wives in the harem to be their ally afterall, he is a demon it’d be best to have cultivators to face any threat.
“What about the men? How could Tianglang-Jun have for us if we can’t aqquire offspring?”
The old man nodded “Their are ways for men to procreate, some with elixers, flowers. Before we discuss we’ll make sure everyone is well informed.”
Shen Qingqiu spoke up.
“Hild on a moment, had Tianglang-jun expressed his desire for wives? Especially after the loss of his empress?”
 The Old Palace Masters eyes narrowed.
“Of course, the sect leaders had discussed it.”
More like cornered the man and threatened him till he had no choice butbto comply or inact war any other time he would put these cultivators in their place.
But his sons cried snapped him out if it, Xiyan gave her life for him and Tianglang-jun other than his nelhew had no one. He needed help.
 Maybe not all the women sent to him would be cruel…
Shen Yuans heart panged for Tianglang-jun. As he read this stkry abkut the demonic emporer who would chain himself for the sake for his son, would place his head beneith the cultivatirs heel just to save Su Xiyans child. And all kf that to be in vain! He was a giid father! Itbwasn’t his fault the cultivators took advantage of his vunerable state and tricked him into a contract that made him take wives and make off spring! He sidnt want to do it but itvwas either that or bloodshed!
The cultivatirs feared Tianglng-jun but his power was ridiculously op if they could choose canditates they can in turn gain powerful soldiers.
 Luo Binghe was left in the care if these wives since tianglang-jun had to keep the peace only he could face powerful demons and keep the cultivators apoeased when he kept his demons in line.
 Leaving Luo Binghe alone with his cruel step-mother.
Its what everyone calked Shen Qkngqiu, and the man abused Luo Binghe each chance he took but he wasn’t stupid enough to leave obvious marks for Tianglang-jun to notice!
 And the blood parasotes? 
There was a loop hole, unless Shen Qingqiu saw it as discipline, they never alerted Luo Binghes father.
And in thrn Luo Binghe assumed his father disnt care ans knew about the abuse.
Shen Yuan hated the story and how it ended that Luo Binghe after bejng pushed into the abyss came back killing both Tianglang-jun and his step-mother. 
 It was just too cruel that Tianglang-jun did all that for Luo Binghe and his son didnt see his suffering.
And then in a stupid twist Luo Binghe took over the harem, he ended up killing all Tianglang-juns offspring and took the wives himself, it apoeared that Binghe ahd a tyoe and that was cougers!
He was too young for them, Shen Yuan was spitting fury and not only that-
 There was some build up with Huan Hua! That they were evil and instead of revealing that they just went-
“Oh well whatever we don’t care abkut demons anymore!”
The fuck! It made no sense that the ending…fizzled out like that.
It sucked, it hinestly sucked!
“Stupid dumbfuck author!”
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Shen Qingqiu took his eyes away for a moment, distracted by Ming Fan, the son of Ning Yingying he was only three but a hellion and liked to bully the crown primce Binghe-
Splash!
Shen Qingqiu turned in alarm and saw Luo Binghe disapear into the pond in their courtyard.
 “Binghe!”
Shen Qingqiu flew forward reaching out and pulling Luo Binghe out the pond, just in time for Luo Binghe to cough and hack up water, but his lips were already turning blue-
Shen Qingqiu shed Luo Binghes robes and wrapped him up in his outer layer.
“Xiao- get Tianglang-jun!”
Gongyi Xiao was the same age as Luo Binghe he was the son of a servant. When Qin Wanyrue had her miscarriage others assumed she would want no children near here-
But she took in Gongyi Xiao raising him.
And made him a playmate for Luo Binghe but even so he was faster knew the servant quarters and shkrtcuts and clukd get their junshang in time.
“Ming fan go to Ning Yingying!”
 He moved with haste to Mu Qingfangs quarters.
The man was at his desk and turned pleasent.
 “To what do I owe the visit-“
“Its Binghe! He fell in the pond!”
Seeing his frantic face, Mu Qingfang set to work.
And thats hiw Tianglang-jun flound them. After dismissing Gongyi Xiao, he entered but was halted by Mu Qingfang.
“A word, Junshang.”
Tianglang-jun trusted this man, su Xiyan swore he was a friend and he even helped with the birth of Luo Binghe and tried to save Su Xiyan tk the best kf his ability.
And she would’ve been alive if it wasn’t for the cultivators ambush…
 “There is no need to test Qingqiu anymore. If he were to harm Binghe he would’ve dine so by now. But this almost harmed Binghe there is ni need to lretend.”
Properlly chastisied Tinaglang-jun finally entered and saw his son swallowed in blankets- 
And Shen Qingqiu holding his hand, looking worried.
 “Shizun, I feel bad…” Tianglang-juns beart squeezed. Luo Binghe sounded so weak.
 To think when Binghe cried saying Shizun was kind and he didn’t want to be mean anymore Tianglang-jun told him he had to, once Shen Qingqiu reveals his true colours and yet it never came.
It was too cruel to cintinue on, Binghe almost got hurt.
 “I knkw it feels bad, Binghe. It’ll pass, you’ll be up on your feet in no time.”
 “Wheres Baba?”
“He’ll be here soon-“
Tianglang-Jun finally stepped into view noticing Binghes weak smile, Shen Qjngqiu thrned then stiffened, face pale as he ripped his hand iut if Binghes to bow-
“J-Junshang! Apologies it was this ones fault, I took my eyes of Binghe for a second-“
 Tianglang-jun help him stand up straight.
“Its alright, young Xiao told me everythkng.”
Shen Qingqiu nodded, “This one will accept any punishment as he sees fit,”
“Enough of that now, no ones getting punished. You did the right thing bringing him to Mu Qingfang,”
As Tianglang jun settled into the bed he patted the other side and Shen Qingqiu who almost thought he was dismissed settled on the other side of Bknghe who thanks to the medicjne was dozing off.
 “This Lord had his nephew raise Binghe. But during the talks of marriage and oeace treaties rebellions began to rise, Zhuzhi-lang had to deal with them in my stead.
 And I had no one to watch Binghe who was only one years old at the time.” He spoke gazing at his son.
 “Qin Wanyrue was a charming girl, but after her miscarriage was not suitable so I trusted her little sister to watch him, as well as other concubines and servants.”
Tianglang-jun sighed.
“This lord felt someone strike Luo Binghe, and the worst thing is that I cant tell who did it only that he was hurt. When they were caught out, they were banished or punished but Binghe refused to speak.
 So I made it a game, for Binghe to try to expose thise women with warm charming smiles and saw how quick their real faces showed when a child acted like a child.”
 Tianglang-jun looked at him with guilt, and Shen Qingqiu was entranced by it feeling his chest grow tight with that attention.
 “This Lord and his son were testing you. That seems wrong but for the sake of my son and to keep him safe that was what I could think off.”
 Shen Qingqiu found himself smiling.
 “This one understands, I would do the same thing.”
“It was not my intention to lie to you for so long though.”
“Well better safe and sorry, Luo Binghe is your sole heir.” 
 Although there was a plot hole here-
If Tianglang-jun knew Binghe was abused why didnt he stop Shen Qingqiu in the originol story?
 It didnt seem in character but if he knew then he let Binghe get abused and did nothing about it, turning a blind eye.
 But what changed? Was Tianglang-jun tired?
Did he think humans were softer and saw the blatant attacks as being sinilair to demons and thought it was normal?
Shang Qinghua, the son of Qiu Haitang.
Blth were awful characters in Shen Yuans opinion, both using under handed tricks to make it worse for the protagonists and scum villain alike-
 What was gross he thought with a sneer, was that neer the end in one line, it said Shang Qinghua married Mobei-jun.
Nkthing too bad unless you forget their siblings!
 Qingqhua was a prince but was the lowest of the low, meanwhile Mobei-Jun was the son of Tianglang-jun and the Mobei Elder.
 Shen Qingqiu found this out when he was trying to pursuade Binghe from calling him mother.
“I am not your mother.” Seeing the hurt, Shen Qingqiu tried to explain.
 “Your mother was Su Xiyan and she loved you very much, this one does not want to replace her but I do see you like a son, you’re my family. I just dont want you to forget about her, and how much she means to your father.”
“Does Shizun…hate mama since she was BaBa’s first love?”
Shen Qingqiu laughed “No, I wish I had tge easure of meeting her. They say you look just like her.”
Luo Binghe grew mullish.
“Is that why Baba doesnt visit anymore?”
Yeah, Tianglang-jun defiently was busy with his own rule, the other wives and rryjng to father one kther offspring or they’ll see this whole thing as a waste of time.
But Luo Binghe was starting to look more and more like her and Tianglang-jun was being obvious about his abscense.
Shen Yuan would have to beat it into him.
 And then for some reason he can’t remember when- but he ended up explaining the birds and the bee’s to Binghe. 
 And of course that was when Tianglang-jun appeared Shen Qingqiu smiled always delighted tonsee hisbfavourite character then stiffened to see a dark bruise on Tianglang-juns neck.
A kiss bitten mark.
 “Thats one way to do it, but men can create life too.”
He gave Shen Qingqiu a knowing look and Shen Qingqiu gaped-
Male preg?
“Men can conceive like women can or the oreffered method to demons and humans is sereogacy.”
Tianglang-jun sat with them leaning one arm on his leg.
“This lord was thinking about it, after talks with Mobei-Jun he wants this Lord to sire his child to pass down the line, and to keep the child safe till the time comes. The Mobei Clan has been nkthing but loyal,” he glanced at Shen Qingqiu whos insight has helped the lord more than he can say.
If Qingqiu hated they idea Tianglang-jun would do nothing.
 “Yes, it can be beneficial to both, and the long run. With two princes both can watch assist wach other and create a united front- but my Lord you couldn’t carry the child- and neitger can Mobei-jun they are weak during consumtion when they pass on the title that burden would make it worse for them.”
“Hmm, which is why I thiught you should do it.”
“Hmm- what!?”
Tianglang-Jun leaned closer nuzzling his shoulder.
 “That child will have the power of the heavenly demon clan and Mobei Clan but he’d just be a shell, he would be Qingqius child entierly he will look like you, and take after you.”
Shen Qingqiu was stiffening even more.
“T-that I din’t think I can-“
“It wont hurt, its not the same as a typical pregnancy.” He placed his hand on Qingqiu’s stomach right where the dantian is-
“Only our spirtual energy goes through here along with the help of a flower and it should form a spirtual womb we just need to keep feeding it the energy and Mobei jr will be born!”
“Im gonna be a big brother!”
Luo Binghe looked so excited and Qingqiu found it hard to say no.
 “How do you get it out?”
“The same way as putting spiritual energy in, if Qingqiu using his spiritual cultivation and pushes can eject the baby that way, its why most people end up with child during qi deviations.”
Ah, he kept getting confused that men can be impregnated.
“What else is tgere? There has to be a catch.”
Tianglang-jun looked sheepish.
“Well the flower that creats the spirtual womb will be permanent, so theres a chance that Qingqiu can create life but wont go back to normal.”
That was the catch?
“Okay.”
“You don’t have to decide now- what?”
“Okay.”
It happened in the story too, Shen Qingqiu had to hold the off spring it was an honour and most women were failing to make children so they decided a string cultivatir would do-
 But still to marry him to Qinghua? Airplane got so many death threats for that.
 So when he was babysitting the brat along with the others- ckz yeah as a shizun he wasnt just teaching Binghe he taught all the offspring.
Only Gongyi xiao who attented was the odd duckling out as he was adopted by Qin Wanyrue so he faved discrimnation.
Only Luo Binghe stuck up for him remaining sticky with his little brother it was sweet.
But that rat Qjnghua was watching him.
 And he didn’t like it.
“Wait so- no one is Tianglang-juns son!?”
“It was Gongyi Xiao who created the idea when the servant died and Qin Wanyrue took him in most wives adopted sons and daughters. 
 They all panicked not knly cknfortable with their life, but the pressure frkm tge sects to bear children and make sure that children is a high ranking prince! But Demon blood is incompatible to weak cultivators- they inly sent the weakest and they’re not string enlugh tk host a demon offspring.”
Meanwhile Su Xiyan was too of her class almost Yue Qingyuan.
After hearing the draft, Shen Qjngqiu was crying.
Luo Binghe yelled “You made Shizun cry!”
Oh well at least he learned qinghua wasn’t related to his soon to be born son, Mobei-jun. It appeared Qinghua did that to protect himself when both Mobei-jun, who was also abused bejng kidnapped by Linguang-jun and Shen Qingqiu too weak to save him- so when all their siblings died he lived.
But after the cruelty kf Binghe and Mobei-jun wished he was dead instead kf a life as a host creating offspring when Luo Binghe realised the same problem and his father was facing.
Only strong cultivators can host a heavenly demon, the same strength as a peak lord.
And the cultivation world sent disciples…
Even so, Shen Yuan didnt mean too cry it was too tragic!
 To think Tianglang-jun was fightjnf monsters body ripped tk shreds so of course he didn’t notice Qjngqius abuse to Binghe-
And then Qingqiu he had his own misunderstood arc.
 He was a burden child and hated himself, and saw how honest and sweet Tianglang-jun was and how he was enslaved to the cultivators.
 They were both prisoners and Shen Qjngqiu related and felt touched by that and thought it was unfair his life was over but tianglang-jun deserved better so he figured if he killed Binghe the reason Tianglang-jun was suffering then Tianglang-jun would be free. 
So Tianglang-jun was blindsided and he lost his son but he was so busy he barely even got to know him.
Letting hinself die at his sons hands and uncaring of Shen Jiu’s death, feeling as if the man becane a stranger before his very eyes and instead kf behng angry, destirying the world…instead he became tired.
Shen Yuan found himself in his husbands arms, tears streaming down his face.
“Husband, whats the matter?”
Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt embarresed scrubbing at his face, “This one is fine, just told a sad story that moved me. Shang Qinghua is gifted and this one will have to sponser his pursuits in the arts if he so wishes to be a writer.”
 Tianglang-jun hummed uncknvinced, as Shen Yuan released a shaky breath.
 “Promise me something.”
“Anything.”
“You fight so much, for us, for your son Binghe. But one day you’ll turn around and see him as a man, his life passing like sand and you wint know him and he wont know you. Try, try for me to soend time with him. Do sonething tigether, make memories…”
Tianglang-Jun smiled pressing his lips to Shen Qingqiu’s neck hiding his smile and tears.
“Yes.”
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So heres what Qinghua told him.
The Shens were a shady family whk dealt with demonic cultivation butvwere never exposed as such, too well hidden and acted like rich nobles.
 The Lord and Master was called Wu Yanzi, but his civilian name would be Shen -something-Zhu
And he visited brothels and had a son calked Shen Jiu.
Xiao Jiu was raised by a women who wanted nothing to do with him and saw him as a burden. When she died and he was trapped in the brothel the women urged him to find his father or he would end up like them, he had the fave for it.
 So when he found Master Shen.
The man sneered in derision at the audacity at this bastard of his, and to make sure he would never plague his doorstep or even dirty his name he sold Shen Jiu to another Lord, Qui Jianlou two towns over as far away as he could and the man did good on his word to travel even further away from the Shen estate.
 But during that time, he found a servant but named Yue Ge-
 But thats not important, Shen Jiu cane back to the shen estate older, stronger and strangely enough had cultivation and bloody.
He had massacred the entire Qui estate.
And Master Shen was proud and took Shen Jiu in for this showing, his own son was too weak to take over and Shen Jiu showed promise.
 And to be unafraid to spill blood?
After fighting Shen Jiu was then sent to Cang Qiong mountain, and told if he failed to become peak lird to never come back.
 And then it turns out that Master Shen had a sponsor a client who asked him to…get rid of conpetition and in turn he delivered as Wu Yanzi he killed Su Xiyan, poisoning her as she was with child but failed to kill the offspring as well.
 Luo Binghe’s existence proved Tianglang-jun loved a human.
 So Shen Qingqiu became a peak lord.
He only became such to escape, he only went to the shen estate because of his mother, and he only went there because thats all he knew.
  And then was giving a mission sent by the huan hua master and his own father.
 To kill Tianglang-jun.
But then he would be killed for treason. He laughed mirthlessly. As if he would do such a stupid thing.
 He was a peak lord, he didnt have to answer to them anymore.
And his own peak lords sent him in- uncaring.
No matter what he was sold from one master to another.
When he embarresed himself as the old palace master called his name as first husband along with the other canditates, he blee up denying it.
The old palace master was told the vote was unanimous.
 The peak lords had a meeting a voted him with shen qingqiu absent, with no say. They didnt look at him, most of all Yue Qingyuan.
 Hurt, and publically shamed, Shen Qingqiu felt empty.
The peak spoke of unity, ascend together and all that.
He never realised he was sold from one master to another.
His wedding, he was barely paying attention. He let Tianglang-jun do whatever he wanted, it was no different than Qiu jianlou.
And when it appeared that Tianglang-jun was sweet in his rare moments-
 How shocked Shen Qingqiu was to realise both where in the same boat.
His ire turned to Luo Binghe, his burden, same as how Shen Qingqiu was a burden…
Tianglang-jun was killing himself for this brat…why not free him of his obligation?
Or better yet, Qingqiu showed how dishonest he was that all humans would do nothing but hurt both of them for being demons.
He wanted Tianglang-jun to look at him.
 He will not waste away in this palace like this. He hurt Binghe taking it out on the boy.
 He tossed him into the abyss.
 And still tianglang-jun did nothing, didnt hurt him or kill him instead of rage or anger it was apathy.
It infuriated Qingqiu.
 But he never could give him a response, all the times he was kind, how he protected Qingqiu from his own father and the palace master.
Qingqiu had to repay that by helping Tianglang-jun settle a dispute with the northern clan.
 They needed a host to carry Mobei-Juns offspring and not have his brother take the throne.
Qingqiu was willing.
 But he didnt have the aptidude to be a mother so he let the clan take it and was done with it.
 Mobei the youngest almost died, he was alone at Huan hua left there by his uncle and planned revenge on those who hurt him.
When his brother Binghe killed Qingqiu he felt nothing for the one who gave him life.
 But kept one of Tianglang-Juns sons.
 Just because…
Qui haitang mascaraded as a servant, helping Luo Binghe take revenge for her brother and became first wife.
And thus, with both Tianglang-Jun dead, Huan hua came in giving Binghe the same deal. Already marrying off the same women from one heavenly demon to another. 
 Luo Binghe had no plan outside his revenge but learned that the palace master was a sponser who made qingqiu marry the emporer.
And it was him that killed Su Xiyan so Luo Binghe kills him and the shens leaving Shen Qingqiu alone a husk in the dungeon. Knowing all if this was his fault…he laughed, they wanted an assasin to break the royal family apart he succeded.
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Shen Qingqiu tried to keep his excitement locked in, he barely let it show on the surface, he had shut his face down to keep the surprise a secret and yet his Emperor knew him too well it seemed.
 “Hmm, is something the matter Husband?”
 Dammit.
“Nothing.”
“You’re being quiet, should this Lord be worried.”
“It’s uh, nothing too bad. Can’t this one be happy his Emporer has some free time to spend with Binghe?”
Well sure he was happy for that he just loved seeing Binghe being spoiled by his father, it was healing for all the truama and angst he was subjected to read.
 Seeing Tianglang-jun bounce Binghe on his leg and show him a new toy he found on his travels.
 It defiently dimmed Shen Qingqiu’s mood.
 It was the contract the heavenly demon signed, at sword point, to protect Binghe and the realms it was just unfair that he only had so many fleeting moments.
 The two barely had time to even have a painting together…
Now that was a thought…
No, he mentally shook his head, he planned a speical day for both of them, they couldn’t leave the palace but Shen Qingqiu thought of the next best thing.
“Junshang, young Prince, this one has planned something just for the two of you.”
 Tianglang-jun opened his mouth, he really didn’t like that Shen Qingqiu never called himself his husband or Binghe’s mother, he deserved the highest honour and he can be shameless if he wanted too, seeing him hold himself back and distance himself was heartbreaking-
 But Tianglang-jun said nothing, maybe it was a boundary and his Husband only felt comfortable showing affection this way-
“What has Husband planned in mind?”
But Tianglang-jun wants it to be known that he values his First husbands time. The marriage may have been for political reasons both never having a choice or say in the matter but making the best of it.
And yet even though Shen Qingqiu could just wile away in his pavillion and even give the responsibility to someone else and do what he likes he never had to do so much as a husband to take care of them both.
 “Well you both like stories, so this one had asked the servants to put on a performance for my Lord and the crown prince.”
 Shen Qingqiu was a little nervous but Tianglang-jun and Binghe perked.
-cue the servants beinging a large tapestry with curtains and placing a stage in the courtyard, Shen Qingqiu took his Qiqan and sat and at the nod of the servants who wore cloaks to hide their costumes nodded, the performance began.
 Shen Qingqiu played his instrument and began to narrate the story, and he made one up of Luo Binghe, the same story he used to trick the prince into reading.
He saw the prince perked and gave a secret smile as he told the adventures of Luo Binghe.
 It was airplanes first chapter before he got cyber bullied then had to rewrite the whole story as some japanise cinderlla story.
But Shen Yuan liked it the story, but then realised by trying to get Luo Binghe to read he’d have to rewrite the whole thing.
As well as not mention Luo Binghe’s parents. 
 “Luo Binghe, after losing his mother kept the jade amulet close to his chest, he climbed the stairs if Cang Qiong-“
Luo Binghe gasped “That's the Sect Shizun is from!”
 Shen Qingqiu smiled, “Correct.” He continued with the story anticipating the surprise, both Tianglang-jun was glued in fascinated with the show, and Shen Qingqiu was loving their expressions as he went into detail about Luo Binghe’s journey, bravery and perseverance at the trials.
 “And then…” he began to pluck the strings but kept the melody on loop like a pause in the story
“Which peak should Luo Binghe go to?”
He did have to think on the fly, but luckily all the stories were the same at its core so it rarely mattered just changing the peak name-
“Shizuns peak!”
 Shen Qingqiu smiled, “Very well, from the top of the summit a voice spoke after observing the hard working youth-“
 “This one will be my disciple.”
And on the stage a man appeared, looking uncomfortable and borderline crying.
“Uncle!”
“Nephew!”
Both Tianglang-jun and Binghe gasped to see Zhuzhi-lang dressed as a peak lord.
 He just came back and he admitted to Shen Qingqiu that Binghe’s birthday was coming up and they both planned this surprise.
“Shen Qingqiu was a harsh man,” Shen Qjngqiu reminded his wayward actor who stood up stiff.
 “Borderline cruel, and when Luo Binghe came before him…”
 Shen Qingqiu voice became melancholy and even the tube plucked sadly.
 “He asked why Luo Binghe wanted to be a cultivator,” He played the notes slowly, on the stage both Zhuzhi-lang and Gongyi Xiao who was the same age as Binghe kneeled before the master in this story.
 It’s all that Shen Qkmgqiu remembered of the first chapter and it was too sad, but he wanted to know what happened next but Airplane changed it, giving in to the masses.
He wondered if it was a good idea to use Binghe’s name…
“To make my mother proud.” Luo Binghe spoke, a smile on his face.
 Both Tianglang-jun and Luo Binghe watched in bafflement as Zhuzhi-lang poured cold tea on Gongyi Xiao’s head and sneered.
 “What a sorry sight to behold, no one would be proud of this.”
 Gongyi Xiao had practised this and Shen Qingqiu asked a million times if he was okay and Gongyi Xiao nodded passioned.
And his acting payed off, Luo Binghe had tears in his eyes. Shen Qingqiu was worried for a moment but had to keep going it gets better Binghe! He promises!
“Luo Binghe had no idea what he did wrong, but his Shizun seemed to be very strict with him, talking back earned him a beating, failing to understand his manual? Another beating.”
 They used shadow work for this part, and Gongyi Xiao’s pained cries was oscor worthy.
 “But one day, Shen Qingqiu began to pace in his room, his qi fluctuating, and anger in his heart.”
 Shen Qingqiu narrated and Zhuzhi-lang was playing this perfectly.
“What no one knew, and of course Shen Qingqou wouldn’t tell a soul. Was that he was not as lofty as he appeared, he himself had no mother, he had grown jelous of Luo Binghe and his potential. Shen Qingqiu was fit to qi deviations and had a faulty base, his own maritial siblings sneered down at him for it, and to see a child with potential, who had similar circumstances have the ability to surpass the master? Shen Qingqiu couldn’t bear it-“
Zhuzhi-lang coughed blood and fell over in a slump-
“Uncle!”
Luo Binghe looked like he was going to run over and see if he was alright.
“This one is fine young prince-“
“Zhuzhi-lang stay in character!” Shen Qingqiu snapped making the man flinch and slap back down on the ground.
Tianglang-jun laughed and it diffused the situation.
Maybe this was too subject heavy for Luo Binghe- he’ll do a romance story after.
“After being cared for, Shen Qingqiu had suffered a qi deviation. His…his brother stayed up with him, waiting for his Shidi to wake up.”
Shen Qingqiu still felt the lump in his throat of the betrayal but shook it off.
“Where is Luo Binghe?” The first thing that cane out of Shen Qingqiu’s mouth as he awoke, and his brother face fell.
“After you beat him isn’t he where he always is? In the woodshed?” His brother spoke.
And Shen Qingqiu felt his heart skip a beat.”
He played his qin, as the actors dragged in Gongyi Xiao to his knees and zhuzhi-lang face grimaced into pain and sympathy.
 Shen Qingqiu began to pluck his strings more.
“Shen Qingqiu’s had died, the young master had perished and no one noticed. Even the anti-possesion talismans failed to pick up on such a thing. But the soul that was placed in the body of Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe, it knew if he had a kind a caring master he would be the treasure of Qing Jing peak, a renowned cultivator and the pride of Cang Qiong Mountain, on the other hand if he was treat cruelly and these shadows unchanged he would come back swearing revenge on his Shizun and relaying that cruelty tenfold. The soul, easily masqueraded as the Scum Shizun with none the wiser and decided to be kind to the young disciple only to save itself, if this powerful person became indebted to him that was even better.”
 All the actors bowed.
“And that concluded part one.”
Luo Binghe was crying, and Shen Qingqiu regretted using airplanes chapter for the first part no wonder so many people hated it.
“Shizun isn’t a villain that can’t be the end!” Even Tianglang-jun looked put out.
“That was too tragic, do humans always have such sad tales?”
Oh Shen Qingqiu laughed, as he moved over towards the two as the actors began to take the set apart.
“No this is an intermission. The play is in a couple parts, this is so you can have a break, drink, go to the bathroom or stretch your legs.”
Shen Qingqiu took a drink his own throat parched.
“Its also so the actors can change costumes for the next part.”
 “But Shizun isn’t cruel…” Luo Binghe spoke and Shen Qjngqiu patted his head.
“And Luo Binghe was never raised in poverty, and had a washerwomen as a mother. This is a story but sometimes it’s based on peoples experiences. It has character arcs, and unreliable narration, things in books you’ll see, but this is also a learning tool for Binghe to learn that not all is at it seems that most people will say one thing then then their actions say something else.”
Tianglang-jun hummed “Of course, this lord doubts your Shizun would ever hurt you or even raise a hand against you.”
Shen Qingqiu’s face fell in guilt.
“This isn’t too scary for Binghe? This Shizun can tell a different story or use different names-“
“No- it’s just getting good!” Luo Bknghe pouted.
“It’s just…Shizun isn’t bad…”
Shen Qingqiu patted his head with a find huff.
 “The Shizun in this story is…complex. Some people…don’t realise they are hurting others until it’s too late, its thanks to Binghe that his Shizun goes on a journey to become a better man, the student educates the teacher and all that.” Shen Qingqiu explained, then placed a hand to his lips.
“I’m saying too much, it’s time for the second part.”
 After the messy beginning, this was when Shen Qingqiu really became passionate, it was what he envisioned for the continuation of PIDW.
 But With the twist of a transmigrated soul, how the soul kept claiming that it only wanted Binghe to like him to save his own neck in the future when the time came, but would place itself in danger during the skinner attack, as well as the attack on Cang Qiong mountain and was then took the brunt if the attack saving Luo Binghe.
 At first Shen Qingqiu thought of being hit with without a cure then felt embarrassed and how that would set up the story, so he lost his arm.
  And then the next part as the qin picked up a battle tempo about how blth Binghe and Shen Qingqiu fought side by side at the Immortal alliance, Binghe was attacked by a monty Python rhino and fell down the cliff.
 Shen Qingqiu tried to find him but his search was in vain, Luo Binghe had perished and Shen Qingqiu mourned making a burial mound and wasting away on his mountain.
 It was his fault, he wasn’t strong enough to save Luo Binghe, his cultivation lacking and nothing but a hindrance he became more strict with his disciples needing them to get stronger and learning his lesson to never get attached ever again.”
Luo Binghe when he had fallen had fell into a pocket, it transported him to someplace else and when he found himself tumbling through a cave, sore but otherwise uninjured he sensed something and when he came forward using his spiritual qi to light the way he froze to see a man wrapped up in chains, trapped in this cave for years and someone who looked familair.
 The man trapped beneath the mountain was tianlang-jun.
 And curtains fell, and Shen Qingqiu took another drink, he could see both father and son were really getting into the story. 
 He had to include the emporer! A cute father son duo story they could bond oved this.
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After the story, after seeing Luo Binghe falling asleep, Zhuzhi-lang offers to take him to bed.
Blushing when Tianglang-jun compliments his acting.
 Shen Qingqiu fanned his face as he followed down the pathway, missing the starry eyed looks and gigles from his court.
  “Does Master Shen like his new fan?”
Shen Qingqiu hummed, it was a gift from the emporer not only was it beautiful, it was even a spirtual weapon. After teh failed assasination attempt Tianglang-jun figured it’d be best if his husband was armed.
 “Yes, it’s been very useful.” He praised, and Tianglang-jun preened.
 It seems his nephew was right that his husband would like the fan.
 He cleared his throat.
 “If in the future, this Lord has free time…would he like to accompany this Lord to the town, I hear theres a play in production there about [the man and women who can only meet once a year for the doves wings etc]”
Shen Qingqiu brightened, “Yes! This Master thinks Binghe would enjoy a proper show, this one could only do so much, but Binghe needs to learn more than to life ohtside this courtyard.”
 Tianglang-jun deflated a little, he only wanted to go with Master Shen, his nephew even lffered to babysit-
Although.
“Hmm Zhuzhi-lang should come too. Master Shen has been nothing but a diligent Shizun, but he deserves a break.”
Maybe it might make Shen Qingqiu anxious bejng away from his son, so a compromise sounds better.
-
So Tianglang-jun buys shen qingqius books for him as a surprise then blanches in horror when Shen Qingqiu says he’ll go to the bookstore. So in a panic Tianglang-jun pays more to make the owner close his shop only until the emporer leaves and payed him for his trouble-
No good for Master shen to pay for his books twice it was a surprise!
Alas when they went to get a meal, Tianglang-jun patted his pockets and realised he had no money.
Shen Qjngqiu laughed “Thank god the book store was closed.” Tianglang-jun wilted when Shen Qingqiu payed.
 And he looked like a right idiot while he was at it.
 So when they got home he requested Zhuzhi-lang reimburst.
“N-no its fine! It was your money anyway!”
Tianglang-jun took his hand, “Even so it was this Emporers fault for putting his husband in that position. Especially after asking Shen Qingqiu out in the first place, this one should be taking care of you and Binghe-“
“Silly, we’re partners. We can take care if each other.”
 Tianglang-jun looked at him in wonder.
He wanted to kiss him. So so much.
And yet that would frighten his husband, he only felt confortable knowing it was fake and Tianglang-jun never wanted to ebar his heart more-
But he’s been burned before.
He retreated.
“Very well, you did enjky yourself?”
“Very much, yes.”
“Then the day wasnmt a conplete failure.” He laughed, and even when beinging a small chuckle from Shen Qingqiu he took hisbhand and kissed it.
“Goodnight, husband.”
Shen Qingqiu was stunned,  Tianglang-jun leaving while Shen Qingqiu tried to pick up his face from the floor hiding behind his fan, When he walked into his room he saw the books piled on his desk with a note from his husband he checked them over mouth gaping in stunned surprise to know Tianglang-jun bought them-
Thats why the book store closed don’t say the emporer bought the entire shop!?
 Even so, Shen Qingqiu placed the fan to his lips, cheeks flushed feeling too much at once.
 What a silly demon. Too soft even the humans would take advantage of how sweet he was.
 It made Shen Qingqiu feel even more to protect them, in anyway shape and form from the plot.
A/n: Ironic since the mindset of Shen Qingqiu had not changed, he figured one was a burden and should die to set Tianglang-jun free. Either it was Binghe in one life and in this one himself.
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When an assasination attenlt happened it was from a demon, from the south who like Qingqiu had the same idea.
Disgusted at the idea that the Heavenly Demon their soverign leader would bend over for the humans was too disgraceful!
 So Elder Hammer who wore poison on his arm had managed to get into the courtyard declaring if the spawn didd Tianglang-jun would be free!
 Of course as if Shen Qjngqiu would sit and nod going sure have fun while your at it-
No! All that hard work will not go to waste!
Using his qi and still training even if he was a pampered wife he waan’t a layabout!
He was a cultivator!
He kept Binghe close aiming sharpened bamboo blades and they shot forward slicing agajnst the demon and all his major arteries but someone that size and with demonic healjng it would only slow him down.
“Gongyi Xiao!”
He pushed Binghe into the young lads arms “take him down the servants quarters alert tianglang-jun!”
As Gingyi Xiao slipped away, Shen Qingqiu sealed the door ripping a tailsman.
Hopefully. Tianglang-jun might make it in time.
When Tianglang-jun gkt the summons he rushed back home, the old Palace master be damned!
 Master Shen wouldn’t activate the emergency tailsman for something little- and he was right. Seeing his palace under seige he was able to make way striking down the rebellion as soon as he could.
 Gongyi Xiao the elder ran forward.
“Junshang! Thank goodness!”
“What happened?”
And where were his generals? Where was Sha Hualing?
 “Demons from the south charged the attack, Luo Binghe is hidden in the servant quarters but Master Shen.…”
Tianglang-juns heart seized.
 Did he finally do it? Did Shen Qingqiu finally reveal his hand and tried to assasinate his child?
“Master Zhuzhi-lang barely got their in time- Shen Qingqiu is in the medical bay he was struck with without a cure!”
Tianglang-jun gaped-
“What?”
“Hurry! There isn’t much time!”
Since the rebellion were defeated, and Sha Hualing also dealt with and banished for her treason Tianglang-jun found Luo Binghe picking him up close and trying to soothe his tears as they bith made their way to the medical ward.
“The man was after me- and Shizun…”
Shizun…?
 Is that what his husband told Luo Binghe to call him? Instead of father…it was probably a strange human custom.
When they entered Tianglang-jun masked his oresence and told Binghe to remain silent as bkth Qingqiu and the doctor was speaking.
 “How much time do I have, months, days?” Shen Qingqiu spoke, bracing himself for the worst.
 “You’ll live,” Mu Qingfang was their doctor who was requested to live in the palace and take care of allthe Emporers spouses.
“You’re cultivation however can halt at any time, someone has to cleanse your meridians nightly so you can ck tinye cultivating but Shixiong…you won’t be able to ascend or even progress your cultivation this way.”
“Thats fine, have you checked Binghe?”
“Binghe’s fine, had quiet a shock though.”
“Hmm, and it wont be the last, other demons and humans will stop at nothing to attack the royal family.”
“…shixiong, you can leave if it beckmes too much being struck with without a cure is grounds that the emporer is unfit to keep you safe-“
“It’s managable. And he came just in time, theres no need for such fuss.”
Tianglang-jun knocked and both Peak Lords straightened as he entered.
“See Binghe, he’s fine.” Tianglang-jun spoke placing the lad down and watching the toddler climb up Shen Qingqiu’s lap, the other adjusting his son and resting back against the pillows looking soft.
Tianglang-jun couldn’t explain what he was feeling, only frustration that he didnmt cone in time.
 Shen Qingqiu’s arm was bandaged and bleeding, Tianglang-jun used his blood larasites to scope the area and felt without a cure festering away at the limb, if it continues the man could lose the use of his arm-
 The blood larasites swarmed eating the poison, and using the energy to heal the wound.
 “Binghe was so brave.” Shen Qjngqiu spoke looking at his son with pride, a shane his son didnt share the sentiment.
“Shizun was hurt.”
Shen Qingqiu laughed, “this? This is nothing this Master has had worse.”
And everyone in the rolm believed it.
Luo Binghe more so when he began to cry.
“Shizun should never be hurt!” 
Shen Qingqiu awkardly held his son clise but patted his back making cooing noises, Tianglang-jun asked to see the doctor alone.
 “There is a cure for without a cure- but it’s unconventinal.”
Mu Qingfangs eyes widened “What-“
“Duel cultivation with a heavenly demon. 
But Shen Qingqiu even with threat of death doesnt seem confortable with men. This Lord has respected such wishes, perhaps theres a way Mu Qinggang can convert such things to a pill for him to ingest instead.”
Mu Qingfangs hummed, “it depends on how Dual Cultivation works, is it the dual energies, or kther attributes we’ll try it one way but if that doesn’t work, this one will have to tell his Shixiong even if he’s uncknfortable it coukd save his life.”
“Only if he agree’s.”
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“Ah…” Shen Qingqiu stared at the packed and Mu Qjngfang lokked serious.
“Take two a day, if Without a cure doesn’t subside then there’s the next option.”
“Which is?”
“Duel cultivation with a heavenly demon.”
“Ah.”
Shen Qingqiu tyoe of embarresment was different to others instead of blushing a bright red, instead he became quiet. Too many enotions to appear on the surface so none show on his face.
 “Do I…swallow them?”
“No…” Mu Qingfangs eyes flickered down and Shen Qingqiu became more pale.
“Ah, right.”
“Does this Doctor have to explain-“
“N-no need this one understands.”
Dear lord.
When Shen Qingqiu had a bath and prepared for bed he glanced at the two pills placing one on the tip of his finger.
 He took a breath, think it could be the heavenly pillar its just a tiny pill he’ll be fine!
 But imagining Tianglang-jun doing such a thing, Shen Qingqiu wasn’t blind the man was handsome!
 But even so, he loved Su Xiyan. This was just a political marriage and havjng the man gaze at him with nothing but enptiness in his eyes…
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t bear it.
But if he inagined his emporer on the second dose and ended up going further than he should, thats between him and god.
Thankfully it only required two doses as he awoke feeling lighter like going to bed with a migraine and waking up with it gone!
 He told Mu Qingfang, ecstatic and the healer checked his meridians-
And when Mu Qingfang asked Tianglang-jun to supply him more of the ‘cure’ he was met with a dry look.
“Good doctor, it’s hard enough to satisfy my wives to bear more heirs when this lord wants nothing of the sort, I don’t think its physically possible.”
Tianglang-jun was already givjng wverything he could to the cultivation world he wouldn’t be surprised if he died they would take his body apart and make cultivation materials from his own body!
Mu Qinggang hummed, a bit miffed that someone who had the cure did nothing for others.
Although…he did supply a lot for Shen Qkngqiu, Mu Qjngfang had the thiught it the two just got over it and Duel cultivated both would have another mini Binghe on the way.
 …huh…now thats a thought…
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Tianglang-jun didn’t like his wives, and the feeling was mutual. It wasn’t hatred just nuetral bordeom.
 He was a lover of the arts, while they were warriors nothing in common at all.
 When they said it didn’t take and he had no new heirs a weight lifyed of his shoulders then dread that he would have to do it all over again.
And worse he was havimg mutinous thoughts of moving Shen Qingqiu and his son into the Sun Pavillion.
The pavillion he made for Su Xiyan. It was their home, where she was expected to live and all of them would be a family.
 It didn’t feel right, having Shen Qingqiu who stepped up in place as a mother and took care kf not knly Binghe but Tianglang-jun asking for nothing in return.
 He wasnt replacing Su Xiyan, but he felt it fair to word for Shen Qjngqius efforts.
 But then their was his first wife, Qin Wanyrue.
 The miscarriage. The girl was under a lot of pressure from her sect and from the cultivation world, the stress unbearable she was the one who lied about having a son and in a panic both adopted Gongyi Xiao.
 Then Tianglang-jun decided to use miracle elixers and yes children were born…but they weren’t demons. 
 For a demonic energy to be hosted by humans of spirtual energy it just wasn’t possible…
 And it appeared there was  some type of race whoever had a baby second to Luo Binghe would reflect on the cultivation world.
Even a lie, Huan hua were smug they had a child first [With Qin Wanyrue and Gongi Xiao only as the figure heads the palace master and princess would be in power pulling the strings once the demon emporer died]
  Tianglang-jun noticed during the demon invasion most kf the servants were collatoral- so many children left without parents.
So he gave them to the wives and told them to pretend. Until further solutions came it would shut up the sects, even so it wasn’t looking good for only one heavenly demon child and tge rest were human. 
The cultivation world will have to settle on human Princes and demon kings. No matter what Binghe will he the next emporer wether they liked it or not, but to appease the sects he tood them the order of princes since the sects were also butting heads on who was better.
 He told them the order of wives.
So Gongyi Xiao was now raised under Qin wanrong.
Ming Fan under Ning Yingying.
And Yue Zixian under Liu Mingyan.
And Shang Xihua for Qui Haitang.
The last prince and the royal familys lunshing bag.
Now they could all breathe.
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Shen Qingqiu couldn’t believe it- so they weren’t even Binghe’s siblings!? 
 Although the bullying under Shen Qingqiu and suddenly having servants treat the crown prince cruelly no wonder Luo Binghe was pissed.
And the ones with elixers- the wives just reproduced asexually!!! They weren’t tianglang-juns at all!
 Until one day, Tianglang-jun said he had a surprise for him. Most majority of his husbands surprises have never failed before.
 “This Emporor invited your brother for tea,” He moved Shen Qingqius chair as he stood gaping at the imposing figure.
 Well…there can be exceptions.
“This husband has been hogging Master Shen it appears this one has failed to be filial to his brother in law!” 
 Tianglang-jun kissed Shen Qingqiu on the head, “let this lord know if uou need me.” And activated a silence barriar for bkth him and the sect leader Yue Qingyuan.
…he bet Zhuzhi-lang put something ridicoulous in that mans head.
“Shen-Shidi, you are looking well.” 
Shen Qingqiu glared at him over his fan, still feeling the sting as his sect siblings had turned their back on him.
“Is Shidi going to talk to me?”
  “You betrayed me.”
You wouldn’t know who was more surprised, Yue Qingyuan or Shen Qingqiu.
The words slipped out, almost as if the original goods came back to spit curses at his sect leader. 
 “...Shen-Shidi-”
“You just decided…to marry off this master instead of yourself, without consulting this Master at all, my own Peak dissolved and you let this Master humiliate himself in front of the entire cultivation world by calling it into question and not once were you transparent.”
Shen Yuan tried, before the conference, thinking if he just…changed and proved he was a good Shidi and was polite and helpful to his siblings showing maybe if he wasn’t married he wouldn’t then be in such a position and they can all avoid Luo Binghe destroying them all. Or at least, they would include him in the meeting…ask- they threw Shen Jiu under the bus and Shen Yuan thought the Scum deserved it, he was crooked a villain and now? Now he realised that the entire Cang Qiong were never a family, he let his expression show, and if Tianglang-jun was peeping in on them would realise how much of a mistake this was.
 “This Master had no choice-”
“What? Too many voices saying how much they want to get rid of me? At least Qi Qingqi would make sense as she was a women and the cultivation world was looking for wives- did you hate me that much? Glad to finally get rid of such a burden?”
Maybe Shen Jiu was right, and saw through the polite mask and knew that the mountain hated him, wanted him gone-
 Yue Qingyuan sighed closing his eyes, looking pained, and for a moment Shen Qingqiu faltered feeling bad then straightened not showing weakness.
 “This one, if he had the power, never wanted Shen-Shidi to go. No one was happy with the vote and no one was pleased about keeping you in the dark.” 
 Yue Qingyuans eyes opened looking him in the eyes, “It was this Qingyuans choice to keep Shen-Shidi in the dark, to make it more believable.”
“Believable? What on earth are you talking about!?”
“This Masters hands were tied- Shen Qingqiu, the Sect Leaders kept it quiet, but the threat of Tianglang-Jun was more severe than it lead the world to believe and…other information came to light.”
Shen Qingqius eyes narrowed, “What information?”
Yue Qingyuan looked away then spoke, “Shen Shidi is the master strategist and has been doing well by integrating here as First Husband, he was the best choice to survive in this type of environment-”
“You are changing the subject, if you think evading the topic will make it easier it won’t, if you continue to talk in circles this Qingqiu see’s no point in talking to you civil like, it’d be best you leave.” Shen Qingqiu snapped.
 “Shen-Shidi-”
“Keeping this one ignorant will create more danger, so just tell me.”
Yue Qingyuan gaped then sighed, “Shen-Shidi was blackmailed, if he wasn’t sent as a candidate to The Heavenly Palace.”
“...What?”
Yue Qingyuans smile was rueful “As a…lower concubine in a less ostentatious pavilion, Cang Qiong agreed…it wasn’t our fault we couldn’t foresee the emperor…favouring Shen-Shidi so and making him first husband.”
Wait…no, he was already promised the role of first husband as-oh…
 They had no choice to give him up- but they damn well made sure he was ‘comfortable’ so what nodded and pretended they would do as the blackmailed said but actually put Shen Qingqiu in their eyes somewhere safer, like a witness protection program raising a middle finger to the blackmailer while they were at it.
“And Shidi showed no intention of hurting the emperor, and this one figured Tianglang-jun had more power and resources to keep Shen-Shidi safe.”
“Safe from what?”
“Shen Qingqius past. The blackmailer had evidence of Shen Qingqiu’s family, and their ties to demonic cultivation. Once that comes to light Cang Qiong mountain couldn’t protect Shidi from these allegations.”
…”You have no idea who sent the blackmail?”
“We are still looking into it, and the Shen Family at least your father has already been exposed as Wu Yanzi.”
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widened behind his fan- the hell? What type of plot twist was that!?
The only thing he knew was that Wu Yanzi assisanted…the empress.
 His face paled, his father killed Tianglang-juns wife.
“Already Shidi has proven his blackmailers wrong, if he was the son of an assassin and followed in his footsteps both Tianglang-jun or Luo Binghe would be dead by now,” Yue Qingyuan spoke. 
 It’s true it’s been years, and Luo Binghe was already sixteen, just another year for the immortal alliance conference to show off the princes skills as well as neighbouring Sects in a show of goodwill and talent.
 Even so, Shen Qingqiu was sent as an assassin? And Cang Qiong agreed to it only knowing that Tianglang-jun would keep Shen Qingqiu safe-
 Huh, it just shows what happens in the palace stays in the palace, no one knew of the assasination attempts on both Binghe and his own life!
He literally suffered from without a cure! He could’ve died!
Yue Qingyuan- the best Big Brother someone in another life could ask for, and Shen Qingqiu did still feel fod for him. 
 Felt even more awful knowing he only had good intentions. Yue Qingyuan only saw the good aspects- argh 
 When Shen Qingqiu only spoke highly and favourably of Tianglang-jun and his idolisation of Su Xiyan- it was only proving to others that he wouldn’t kill the royal family!
Ugh! Imagine if he was an assassin! 
 They make it too easy! Although same rules apply, if he was caught then he would be in trouble meanwhile the blackmailers would be fine.
“What if my father?”
“Dead. For his crimes, most of the Shen Estate has payed for it as well, the cultivation world has even demanded you as well but being the favoured first husband…” 
 Shen Qingqiu hummed closing his fan.
But inside? To think he just sailed by death without even realising- Yue Qingyuan these talks aren’t good for his Heart!
“What else?”
“By pretending to cut of ties with Shidi, cang Qiong was watching the other sects and who would be most suspicious, when the information came to light about Wu Yanzi, it came from Huan Hua.”
…hah! He knew it! Shen Yuan KNEW their was buildup from the original story that airplane forgot about!
 “The only reason Huan Hua had information is because they are the ones who had the Shen Estate under their payroll.” Shen Qingqiu hypothosised.
 His brow furrowed.
“But exposing Wu Yanzi after all those years of servitude? And only realising that this Shidi has no plan to harm the royal family is suspicious…if the goal os to eliminate Tianglamg-jun and his heirs and you get rid of the only trump card means that Huan hua-if they are the peritrators- have found someone else.”
“Who?”
“This one…doesn’t know.”
 He honestly knew nothing about Shen Jiu’s past- hell he didn't even know he was raised to be an assassin- it was so conflicting.
 He thought he was the son of a rich family a spoiled noble and yet some chapters hinted at Shen Jiu being an orphan-and if he didn't figure this out soon he could lose everything.
 Yue Qingyuan looked down.
 “This Qingyuan…this one had no intention of upsetting Shen Qingqiu or making him believe Cang Qiong didn’t want you- the opposite. Everyone wanted you to stay but knew barely keeping Tianglang-jun contained was a miracle-“
“You don’t have to explain- but…someone is going to attack Tianglang-jun or myself. And this one can’t gather information outside this palace. You’ll have to be my eyes and ears. Can you do that?”
Yue Qingyuan perked up, “Yes. Anything Xi-Shen Shidi commands this Master will do everything in his power to do so.”
Once he left both bowing and Tianglang-jun joking about his next visit Shen Qingqiu gave him an amused smile.
With Yue Qingyuan gone did he finally tease.
 “So you heard everything huh?”
Tianglang-jun sighed, “Yes it was so disappointingly boring, this Lord thought my husband would wax poetry about his handsome emporer and how lucky he was to have me and yet it was politics.” He stuck his to gue out and Shen Qingqiu gaped.
 “Did you stop listening halfway through?”
“Yes, was it important? Did you tell that young man how great of a husband this Lord is?”
Shen Qingqiu was unsure if he was being serious enough.
 “Well handsome enough to not enact an assasination attempt then yes.”
“Huh? Assasination? Husband!”
He hit him with his fan “So you wern’t listening! Always be vigilant!”
“Why!?” Tianglang-jun was fake crying, “I trust my husband!”
And that…shouldn’t break his heart as it should even Tianglang-juns teasing smile faded.
“You shouldn’t- even with me you shoukd never let your guard down with anyone, especially not me.”
 Tianglang-jun hummed, “yes yes, my little assassin. Ah I remember now all those time you tried to kill me…with kindness.”
“This Master is being serious.”
“So is this emperor.” He said in the most unserious tone ever.
“Ugh, you are so frustrating.” It slipped out, but Tianglang-Jun looked even more proud to not take this seriously at all- how is he not dead yet or buried in a ditch somewhere!?
“Husband loves me so.” He spoke, with nothing but pure joy at the fact.
…It this was Shen Jiu who was the assassin then this would’ve been so easy.
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When it was revealed- Shen Qingqiu couldn’t wait to tell Binghe about his new baby brother on the way, Binghe was busy following in his fathers footsteps going out and sending a commands with Gongyi Xiao as his general. Both were making headway with the sowers and doing pretty well.
 But Binghe always cried begging his Shizun for a little brother, and after talking with Mobei the Elder they had finally did it. And Shen Qingqiu held off telling Binghe until after- he was still freakin out about it unlike girls he was never really emotionally prepared for kids or even hosting them he was going to tell Binghe after, it was going so well!
 But when Qui Haitang showed her hand trying to kill Binghe, to hurt Qingqiu like how the scum villain killed her brother.
 “You stole my life from me! Now this Haitang will return the favour!” Binghe fell, but not before he lashed out, grabbing Haitang and pulling her with him into the abyss!
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t breathe- he stumbled forward throat burning and realising he was screaming, the abyss snapped shut before he could even make it to the edge.
 Shen Qingqiu suffered a qi deviation. At the death of Luo Binghe [if the cultivation world thought he did it, they were all witness to his state] He was alone in his pavilion, knowing Luo Binghe would return but he thought he spared him his fate- he didn’t push him in but if he knew there was some way- he would prepare him!
He created a quqin it was for Binghe- he wanted to gift it to him but now…when he came to it was destroyed so he started recarving the wood and remaking it- the servants unsure how to proceed when he told him it was for Binghe it had to be better-
Then one day, he realised something…something was missing.
He placed his hand onto his stomach…feeling nothing- he panicked- no, don’t say he lost them both-
He ran around frantically, the servants stopping him “Master Shen what is the matter-”
“M-Mobei what happened to Mobei!” He was not hysterical. There was a gap in his memory, it was like he was asleep and now wide awake he couldn’t remember what happened at the abyss but what happened to the child!?
 “Get the Emperor now!”
“Master Shen, please calm down!”
And he realised something even more horrifying. He did not recognise the staff, not one person. Had they changed staff or- where was Gongyi Xiao? Where was the young princes?  
When Tianglang-Jun finally found him, Shen Qingqiu stared eyes wide. Tianglang-Jun looked just as bad as he felt. “Husband.” Shen Qingqiu’s eyes burned, but this was important. “What happened to Mobei?”
Tianglang-Jun lips pressed together and Shen Qingqiu’s legs buckled, Tianglang-jun grabbed him before Shen Qingqiu could steady himself “I lost him?” Shen Qingqiu’s voice wheezed-
He already failed him once by losing Binghe and now Mobei-Jun as well? He had one job-
“Husband you didn’t lose him Mobei-Jun is healthy and alive with his father!” 
“What?” but how-
“The Qi deviation set the delivery early, husband was not…well to raise him. His Father requested Mobei be placed in his custody.”
Probably messed that up making Tianglang-jun have to fix his messes, Shen Qingqiu should be taking care of him.
 “This one made a mess of things-”
“Husband did not,” Tianglang-jun gathered him close fully supporting his weight. “Husband did nothing wrong, but please-” His voice sounded wrecked, and it broke Shen Qingqius heart to hear it. “Come back to me.”
What?
 Then Shen Qingqiu stiffened, “H-how long has it been?”
“A couple months now-”
Shen Qingqius eyes widened in horror, months- Tianglang-jun cupped his face-
“Please, don’t go away again-”
Shen Qingqiu snapped out of it shaking his head and latching onto the emperors hand “It’s fine- this Master is okay now.” 
 He left Tianglang-jun to deal with this alone- he was a terrible husband! He knew Binghe was coming back if he could slap himself in the face he would- wait.
…There was a moment where Shen Qingqiu after getting rid of Luo Binghe took Mobei to his home to see his future kingdom since Tianglang-jun was grieving for Luo Binghe [and celebrating his freedom since the contract was now void]
 And Mobei-Jun was kidnapped by Huan Hua because of Linguan-jun which meant-
“Husband- can this one…visit Mobei-Jun and apologise for the mess to the Northern King?”
Tianglang-jun wanted to say no, but after seeing Shen Qingqius face and finally seeing that light in his eyes again, he couldn’t say no.
-saving MBJ from Huan Hua- Teaching Mobei-Jun to be less rough- importance of being gentle and strength.
 After hearing the news that Mobei-Jun was missing, Shen Qingqiu knew he couldn’t just barge down Huan Hua doors with no proof and no idea where his son even was!
 So when he vanished leaving Tianglang-jun in a fright wondering where his husband disappeared off to- Shen Qingqiu donned a disguise and made his way to the south, after going to an inn to pay for some food and gossip he barely had to spare a coin as a bunch of Huan Hua disciples laughed about the little demon they had in their dungeon and how fun it was to mess with-
Shen Qingqiu barely bothered to remain, anger and frustration with himself, others would look back on that day and would say he was like a demon-
 How the great Master and Husband of Tianglang-jun blasted down the doors to Huan Hua disarming cultivators and easily invading the sect.
Most thought he lost his mind, other sects coming to arms along with Cang Qiong to see Shen Qingqiu enraged holding a demon child in his arms.
 “May Huan Hua explain why they have my son in their dungeons!” He yelled for the whole world to hear.
 After that Cang Qiong knew by the look that was a northern demon, everyone thought the baby perished but to see the man hold the child, Yue Qingyuan stepped in shielding Shen Qingqiu who looked ready to murder anyone who even so much as comes close.
 And thats when the demons arrived.
Overall Shen Qingqiu’s reputation with the demons skyrocketed, even Mobei-Jun the elder had approved finally giving his blessing to have the Southern Emperor and his Spouse raise Mobei-Jun. The youngest looking up at wonder at the one who gave his life and saved it.
The cold glare and frost directed at his uncle suddenly warmed when his eyes gazed at him. Mobei-jun never knew warmth until that moment. 
 It was drastically different living at the southern Palace instead of the north. Shen Qingqiu wrapped in layers and moved into a colder pavilion for Mobei-Jun.
Shang Qinghua always frequented being a playmate for young Mobei-Jun, Shen Qingqiu even made it mandatory.
 Qinghua didn’t like this “When I wrote the character, I loved him, but this Qinghua had no clue how much of a spoiled brat he was.”
 Shen Qingqiu paused and gazed at Qinghua shrewdly.
 “...Bro? Why are you staring at me?”
“Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun married in the original story, yes?”
“Uh yeah?” Shang Qinghua looked adorably confused, but Shen Qingqiu wasn’t sure who to be upset at or if he even should be wary in the first place.
 “And he’s your favourite character?” “Yes- what is this about?” “Are you planning on marrying Mobei-Jun in the future?”  
Shang Qinghua stared, “Bro don’t even joke about that-”
“Because your related? Why did you write such a thing?”
Shang Qinghua almost physically jumped in the air “Wait- no- we’re not related Tianglang-jun is not my father!”
He squeaked now Shen Qingqiu’s gaze narrowed “What?”
[Qinghua explained that none of the children are the father except for Mobei-Jun and Binghe.]
“HUh? HOW!?”
“Strong cultivators who can take demonic energy. Su Xiyan was strong enough to host a demonic offspring and so could Yue Qingyuan if he wanted- but Shen Qingqiu,” “This Master’s cultivation isn’t that strong,” he suffered from Qi deviations all the time so QInghua wiggled under his stare.
 “Well it was thanks to Wu Yanzi, Shen Qingqius body had suffered demonic cultivation as a base and uh…Wu Yanzi never wanted Shen Qingqiu recognised as his son so he basically molded him to be a cauldron…your body was literally made for this although…Wu Yanzi probably didn’t intend you to birth the new Royal family.”
Shen Qingqiu might strangle him “Why did you not write this?”
“Well I was! But you saw how people responded to my first draft! So I played it safe!” 
Anyway, Shen Qingqiu raised the two together, even though Qinghua would pull faces and pick up Mobei-Jun and play even when he looked tired it still made Shen Qingqiu feel at ease that someone was looking after Mobei-Jun.
 Although the two having a fight was to be expected.
 “Your a spoiled brat!” Shang Qinghua yelled, he looked pretty mad- When Shen Qingqiu came over his mouth fell open at the ripped paper on the floor and Qinghua in tears.
 “I’m never talking to you ever again!” He ran away before Shen Qingqiu could even ask what was going on, tears in his eyes.
 Mobei-jun glared at the paper, “This prince wanted that.” he pointed at the paper ripped on the floor, oh Shen Qingqiu sighed as he picked Mobei-Jun up and asked the servants to clean up the paper and try to fix it if they could.
 It seems he spoiled Mobei-Jun too much,
But unlike Binghe who soaked up attention and tried to be better, Mobei-Jun wasn’t learning the same way the two couldn’t be more different. He was a quiet child and didn’t speak much so it was hard to tell if something was wrong until it was too late.
 Tianglang-Jun even joked about it, “He’s more like Xiyans son than Binghe.” Then grimaced, Shen Qingqiu smiled but it didn’t reach his eyes “Yes, he might need to go to the demon clan with you instead. This one has taught him everything he can but Mobei-Jun must be stifling in this pavilion.” 
And Mobei-Jun wasn’t interested in the same things the family was, plays that used to make Binghe laugh? Mobei-Jun saw no point. Stories? He could never quiet understand the story and took it at face value.
 So Shen Qingqiu decided another outlet was probably better. He began teaching Mobei-Jun to fight.
 And that improved his mood alot, his expressions were slight but he could tell when Mobei-Jun was happy or upset. Of course Shen Qingqiu could only teach him so much…
When he came back from huants with his Father, Mobei-Jun was…bigger. When asked spiritually made children aged faster but mentally were still a child but Shen Qingqiu ended up treating Mobei-Jun like he was smarter than he was. Mobei-Jun seemed to like being treat like an adult even if he was only a couple years old. He was half Shen Qingqius height and was taught how to fight and defend himself.
He saw nothing wrong with this until one day, he found Mobei-Jun beating up and hitting Shang Qinghua.
 Shen Qingqiu immediately put a stop to it, and even yelled at Mobei-Jun and of course the boy had frustrated tears in his eyes and it was the first time he cried and for a moment Shen Qingqiu almost softened then hardened his heart. 
 Shang Qinghua face was swollen and kept flinching around Mobei-Jun it had to stop.
“Humans are more weaker than Demons- and hitting others is not okay.” 
Mobei-Jun only looked more frustrated and confused.
So Shen Qingqiu had to explain that in demon society fighting was about dominance, showing strength or even polite depending on the clan. But humans don’t like being hit, he had to be more gentle.
Mobei-Jun saw no point in this.
 “How can this one know his partner is strong, if he can’t handle a few beatings.”
“Who told you that?” No way Mobei-Jun thought this nonsense up himself, 
So Shen Qingqiu ends up giving Mobei-Jun a fruit, that he had to peel without destroying it. Shen Qingqiu peels it easily and Mobei-jun is frustrated that he can’t do such a simple thing.
 And Shen Qingqiu wanted him to learn a lesson but when he sees Mobei-jun trying to peel the fruit everyday looking frustrated Shen Qingqiu had an idea.
 “Mobei-jun can you break this fruit for me.” Shen Qingqiu watches how Mobei-jun easily does such a thing and Shen Qingqiu eats it offering him a piece.
 And then Mobei-jun watches Shen Qingqiu struggle.
Blth try for days until one day, Shen Qingqiu breaks it looking proud and smug. Mobei-jun gapes.
“See? Still think this master is weak now?”
Mobei-jun never thought this man who gave him life was weak, he remembered how he saved him from that hot and awful dungeon.
  But if his Mama could open the fruit, then Mobei-jun can do it too. If humans can work hard to be strong, then demons can strive to be gentle. Humans strength couldn’t be measured the same.
 Mobei-jun finally peeled the fruit. 
And he gave it to Qinghua who flinched then stared at the fruit confused and even unsure.
 “For you.”
“Oh…thanks?” He saw cucumber bro giving him a thumbs up and was completely lost but took it and even ate a piece when Mobei-juns staring became unnerving.
What the hell was that about?
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Anyway- Old Palace Master admitting to funding wu yanzi and his illegal activities.
-Luo Binghe returning from the abyss thinking Shen Qimgqiu and his father replaced him esp with Mobei-jun calling Qingqiu ‘mama’ something Luo Binghe could never call Qingqiu but Mobei-jun can?
 -Shen Jiu is reborn as a son. He and qingqiu talk that he never saw Tianglang-jun that way he was already in love with someone and when Tianglang-jun took care of him it felt transactional he had to because they were husbands if he abused Qingqiuthe cultivation world will strike.
Tianglang-jun on the rare occasions he could surprise his cute husband and son, usually struggled trying to get gifts for his hisband he got him so many thkngs but Shen Qingqiu would sniff uniterested and said it woukd clutter up his storage and if its out kf sight? What use was it? He was tricky, but then he heard him talkimgbwith Qinghua one day. After adopting him once haitang vanished the two got closer- he overheard his husbands love for demonic beasts.
Shen Qingqiu eyes widened “Husband! Do you like it!”
Give head lats please- no Even if your the emporeor you can’t just make your own demon zoo on a whim!
“Do you want to pet him?”
Shen Qingqiu’s fingers itched, he could pet a monty python rhinoceros!?!?!?!?
 “Very well simce Husband went through the trouble.”
Tianglang-jun guided his hands and watched how gentle his husband was and cooed at the beast.
And he was holding his hand. Win win.
 -Qingqiu gives Tianglang-jun a painting of Su Xiyan- talk that qingqiu is not replacing xiyan that he will hold her in his heart but qingqiu has done nothing but be the best husband and risen up to the occasion without asking for anything back? That tianglang-jun wants to spoil him, know his husband learn about him and talk through the night about the recent yellow books they’re just read how he could just watch Qingqiu rant and become impassioned and tear the book to shreds Tianglang-jun agrees but feels more flexible with the story but can see the issues meanwhile qingqiu looks like he would tear someones head of for it.
 Tinaglang-jun clasps his hands telling him he wants to marry Qingqiu, not for political reasons, not for ulterior motives. He wants to spend the rest of his life trying fo figure out his husband and keep him by his side with the possesivness of a demon.
 And Shen Qingqiu burns red unsure how to take this as far as he knows this cane out of nowhere!
Tianglang-jun tells him he wants to marry Shen Qingqiu if he’ll have him.
 T-there are plenty of people-
All the marriages are dissolved. Without binghe theres nothing keeping me here in the human realm, the cultivators can’t use me for their own agendas anymore there is nothing for me here.
Except for you. Even if you don’t want to marry this emporer and want to remain friends this one will gladly stay for you, where you go this one will follow!
 Shen Qingqiu needed to sit down- or pikch himself to wake up.
But…marriages…dissolved- Binghe was missing years ago he could’ve left any time but he stayed…
 And the thought kf waking up without Tianglang-jun… the time he can finally no longer go on missions or be in court and wake up spoiled in his husbands bed-
Qingqiu wanted that. He wanted that all the time.
 “Yes.”
The thought of going home to the sect- but no…they didn’t want him. If Tianglang-jun dismissed him Shen Qingqiu wouldn’t return. Blackmail or no- they proved they would never defend him or they wished they could but had to appease those in power. Yue Qingyuan always did that tried to appease both side with that smile on his face and mitigate the damage.
But Tianglang-jun wants him to stay, even at the thought of being free and could easily remove this burden its the one chain he wants to keep his arm wrapped in. 
Tianglang-jun was waxing poetry about his hair but paused “yes?”
When he said yes, it held everything he dared to believe his fear his hope, and longing. He wanted to stay, and Tianglang-jun saw it in his eyes, feeling breathless and elated unable to believe that his husband said yes!  
“Yes.” Shen Qingqiu nodded, with more strength and confidence, then smiled. “A demon wedding.”
Tianglang-juns eyes widened “Are you sure? Demons will try to kidnap you-“
Shen Qingqku raised an eyebrow “Will they? Or will they kidnap my husband instead.” He placed a hand on Tianglang-juns chest that was always too low and exposed skin and slid up.
 “Maybe this Qingqiu will have to rescue you…”
“Husband-“
Shen Qingqiu pushed him away.
 “Ah ah, not until the wedding. We shouldn’t even be talking without a chaperone.”
Tianglang-jun gaped “Husband!”
Afterall they didnmg really consumate the marriage so his honlur was still on the line. 
-Shen qingqiu forgot one thing…if Binghes pillar was large enough to be called heavenly then his fathers pillar would be…
“T-this one will go on top instead…” the room felt loud in its silence as Shen Qingqiu gaped.
“You don’t have to look too pleased ablut it!”
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“Just this one…just for us, after all Mobei-jun is staying at the northern palace longer establishing his rule…”
Tianglang-jun pouted “I could help! But he’s embarresed by his dad…”
Shen Qingqiu leaned on him, turns out lying on top and smothering Tianglang-jun calms him down like a dog with anxiety needing a vest.
 “He wants to do it with his own strength. He has this strange fascination with being string but its not for strength sake he’s growing up so fast.”
 “Yes soon it’ll just be us too in the sun pavillion.”
“…what if this husband and you…make another…”
“Anlther what?”
“Anotger one a sibling to mobei-jun.”
Tianglang-juns hands clenched on his arms still gentle “husband?”
“Just ours. No reason, or political gain, just ours.” Shen Qingqiu hummed, “Luo Binghe always wanted a little brother he’ll be excited when he gets back”
Tianglang-jun hands touched his face concerned “Qingqiu?”
“He’ll come back. This one knows it.” Luo Binghe survives the abyss he knows he will.
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“Whats the name of our lotus?” Tianglang-jun asked and Shen Qingqiu hummed “How about Shen Jiu, or would you want your name?”
Tianglang-jun laughed, “Until its my turn to make offspring then this lord will name them- this lord likes Shen Jiu.”
“It’s funny how even this one acts with the same cold brutality of my Xiyan.” Yeah it was odd then again it could be the body of the scum villain making them all what? Dna of the evil stepmother making them evil? He hoped not.
 “They’ll thaw out after a while.” He hummed leaning against Tianglang-jun.
When Shen Qingqiu prepared for bed his one year old now standing stared at him, scissors in hand. Shen Qingqiu tensed.
 “Baobei, hmm lets put the scissors down its sharp-“
The kne year old raised it.
 “Who you calling baobei fake! Thats my body!” Huh?
“One moment its me whose married to that fool now its you!?”
 Shen Qingqij snatched the scissors tossing them and picked up the baby.
“Shen Jiu!?”
“You even called me that name??? Die! Die by a thousand arrows!”
Tears streamed down the babys face and he began to cry.
Binghe was so much better than this he could hear the jokes now “I’m the one that made the parents want more kids- you’re the one that made them stop!”
“Shh shh, its alright…”
“It’s not that beast will come back and kill us!”
“He won’t. Binghe’s a good boy and a great big brother. Shh, dry those tears.”
When Binghe was being…difficult, even he was too much of a sweet bun to leave an impact.
 Shen Jiu on the other hand was like the tasmanian devil!
Any sharp object had to be hidden the pavillion child proof and Shen Jiu had a strange habit of biting so Shen Qingqiu commisioned a teething ring for him.
Overall he was tired.
 And the worst part?
He calmed down with tianglang-jun, going limp and floppy in the mans arms sucking on his ring and glaring at Qingqiu.
The man threw his hands up.
“Fine! Since you like him more than your papa who gave birth to you! I see how it is!”
He was still fuming after having to walk away and cool off.
He wanted to just dump that brat on Tianglang-jun and wash his hands clean but decided not too.
 He commisioned tiny brushes for Shen Jius small hands and decided to write his letters wjth Shen jiu present.
 “You will begin reading and writing, you still retain your memories but your coordination will need some work.”
 So Shen jiu struggled he knew the characters but couldn’t grip his pen right he handmt practised the muscle yet.
 So Shen Qingqiu used a hair tie wrapped it around Shen Jiu’s fingers and the other began to write in wonder.
Then it became known that the new son and heir of Tianlang-jun and Shen Qingqiu was a genius. And of course the cultivation world had to pay their respects to the emperor.
 Yue Qingyuans reaction to seeing their son was like a punch to the gut.
 Of course their son looked exactly like his Xiao Jiu.
 Even the way his brat stood tall, chin raised high and nose scrunched into a sneer.
…Shen Qingqiu will have to get him a fan.
 Shen Qingqiu accepted the meltdowns if Shen Jiu wasn’t bejng cold and aloof he ended up giving into his impulse kicking, screaming-
And not a normal scream, high pitched bust your ear drums scream.
“I hate you!”
“I know…”
 Shen Qingqiu even let Shen Jiu beat him with his fists- he’s a cultivator he can handle it-
 But once Shen Jiu finally got his anger out he began to cry.
 Eyes aged beyond their years and trapped in a child frustrated to being a slave to his emotions.
 Shen Qkngqiu drew him close playing the quqin and humming a song.
 “It’ll pass, you’ll be older befkre you know. Play this yourself one day.”
 Shen Jiu clutched his robes and thats hiw Tianglang-jun found them.
 It was a routine Shen Qingqiu established. He liked being kept busy, and told Tianglang-jun he need his iwn hobbies away.
 Wu yanzi isn’t dead-
 The palace master is and-
Shen Qingqiu was on another trip with his husband and both were havjng fun lretending to be hinourable cultivatirs and even more so when Tainglang-jun purposfully held himself back so Qingqiu could look like a badass.
And wu yanzi ends up killing shen qingqiu in public loudly proclaiming-
 “This is how you assassinate, boy!”
Shen Qingqiu died.
How? How in the flying fuck is he dead!?
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes blinked open -huh? 
He could’ve sworn he died.
 “See, I told you Necromancy was my specialty. Qui Haitang is standing before you, and now my precious son and yet you still doubt me?”
Shen Qingqiu gazed up, and saw the Old Palace Master, as well as Qui Haitang along with…Luo Binghe!?
 Luo Binghe spoke, eyes devoid.
 “Why did you kill him in the first place if you needed his body?”
“The world needs to believe Shen Qingqiu died, afterall once we’re done the body will no longer look like Shen Qingqiu.”
…What the fuck? What the fuck is going on.
Shen Qingqiu gaped “Binghe!? Whats the meaning of this?”
Why was he working with Wu Yanzi and the Palace Master!
 “Don’t worry, son. Soon we’ll bring your mother back you know she would never had abandoned you and would love you always fate had other plans. Until now-”
“You’re the one that killed her” Shen Qingqiu snapped eyes filled with hatred, and replaced? The hell did he mean?
“Binghe? How can you think I replaced you? The very thought is ridiculous!”
Luo Binghe finally looked at him, black pools swirled with madness, no way- don’t say Xin Mo twisted things or maybe…
Qui Haitang is alive, the two maybe travelled the abyss together she may have fed poison of Shen Qingqiu.
“You had a son, you have Mobei-Jun and this…Xiao Jiu to replace me! You never really loved Binghe it was all an act to get to my father!”
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes widened, what?
How…how could Binghe get this so wrong?
“This one fails to see why it has to be Shen Qingqiu’s body, why couldn’t this one have him instead?” The old Palace Master spoke enraged, 
 Hmm?
“That’s right! You promised to make my brother like himself again but now you’re doing this! My brother shouldn’t be walking around wearing the face of this old geezer!”
The old man nodded furiously.
And Shen Qingqiu realised with dawning horror that Qui Jianlou was in control of the old palace master.
 And now they were going to what…? Put Su Xiyan in his body? 
“Yes you’re brother did good on his word,” Wu Yanzi said, as he began to prepare for some sort of satan ritual.
 “For many years being my sponsor,”
Wait-
“For manipulating events to make Shen Qingqiu the bride of Tianglang-Jun…” 
Wait-!
“And for even helping dear Binghe find the truth, now Qui Jianlou can step down and be free with his sister, and the new emperor can continue assisting me in your place.”
 They brainwashed Binghe!
Shen Qingqiu’s eyes narrowed into a glare, and the Palace Master was never here! It was all Qui Jianlou and Qui Haitang both were squatting like toads at Huan Hua while helping the demonic cultivator.
 Maybe promised them revenge for his wayward bastard son.
Shen Qingqiu gritted his teeth, Wu Yanzi…really was a scumbag.
And yet, after all the things Shen Qingqiu put in place to protect Binghe, Mobei-Jun and in turn Shen Jiu- were told to always carry weapons on their person.
 If anything Shen Qingqiu was thankful that the knife he had was still on him and that his hands were tired behind his back.
With all eyes on Wu Yanzi they didn’t notice him hack at the immortal binding cables.
“Keep still, son. This won’t hurt much.”
 Shit- Shen Qingqiu screamed as Wu Yanzi touched his forehead, and Luo Binghe startled eyes wide, looking clear until Qui Haitang grabbed his arm.
 “Shh, it’ll be over soon, Binghe…”
How dare she act so overly formal!
His body burned and Wu Yanzi was speaking gibberish and Shen Qingqiu suddenly felt full, flashes and memories of things that weren’t his-
 The knife slashed through the rope, and Wu Yanzi fell over on his ass when Shen Qingqiu lunged forward.
 The old man was holding Xiu Ya.
His arms free his body moved on its own free will.
Cucumber-Bro, Shen Yuan and now holding the title Shen Qingqiu was just floating in his own state distanced from everything.
 The old man had his throat slit, dropping Xiu Ya, Qui Haitang cried out in horror, after grabbing Luo Binghe on the sword and flew down the corridors, Wu Yanzi struggled up, scowling but was grabbed by Qui Haitang.
“Save him- save my brother!”
Shen Qingqiu’s body kept running digging their nails into Luo Binghe’s arm.
 “Impertinent brat. Where are they holding your father?”
They finally made it outside, but the body of Shen Qingqiu flew shoving Luo Binghe forward on the side. It wasn’t exactly tugging him on his ear like a misbehaving boy but it was close enough.
 “You know where the locked him down. Or he would be here to save u-me.” 
Luo Binghe was lost, “Shizun?”
“Shizun? Is that what you call him? Ungrateful. And it’s that attitude that killed him.”
“What?”
Luo Binghe’s voice sounded weak and it broke Shen Qingqiu’s heart.
 The one riding the sword sneered. “Shen Qingqiu is dead, his soul ejected from this body. And now you are in the company of your darling mother.” The word carried derision.
 And Luo Binghe began to cry,
“I- I didn’t mean for this-”
“Speak clearly, boy. And intent matters. What were you expecting to happen? A happily ever after with you’re shizun oh wait. He’s dead.”
 But he wasn’t the hell-
Shut up. The brat needs some humility for the damage he almost caused and for locking our husband up. You coddled him too much, that explains the tantrum.
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t believe it- Su Xiyan was co-habiting this body? But why couldn’t he move?
It won’t last, temporary possession, but let’s make him sweat a little…
“Shizun…he’s really-”
“Yes, now…where is your father.”
“...Buried under a mountain? Overkill much?” 
“Husband…?”
He cracked. Shen Qingqiu seriously couldn’t take it, seeing Tianglang-jun trapped under the mountain, face bloody and looking like every bit the fallen hero. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t take it, wanting to rip the tailsmans of the wall and even kill the people invovled.
 “Husband!” 
Su Xiyan was promptly pushed to the back, surprised while Shen Qingqiu leapt forward grabbing Tianglang-Jun close and burying his face into his husbands neck.
 “I thought you were dead,” tianlang-jun spoke, voice watery and Shen Qingqiu was hiding his face clinging him close.
 “You can thank Wu Yanzi for that, he brought me back.”
Luo Binghe stood away, guilty look on his face. 
“Binghe?” Tianglang-jun finally looked up, tensing.
“Shh, its alright, now.” 
Shen Qingqiu stiffened as Su Xiyan took back control.
“Thank god this is temporary.” She took a step back biting her thumb and marked the tailsmans relishing in how satisfying it was to see them all snap.
She caught him and placed one arm around her shoulder to support him.
“Now where is that nephew of yours, usually joined to the hip or a second growth.”
“Husband?”
“Wife.” Shen Qingqiu smirked, glancing at her husband then sighed. As Luo Binghe gave a soft sob.
 “You! Stop crying and help me! It’s all your fault anyhow!”
“What- what happened?” Tianglang-Jun asked, as the three of them began to leave the mountain.
 “Luo Binghe this Master weeps that you only got your brains from your father- use your sword!” Luo Binghe snapped to attention and drew Xin Mo to make a portal.
 “Shen Qingqiu cuddled you too much.” She sneered and Luo Binghe eyes narrowed, “Don’t disrespect Shizun with his face!”
 Tianglang-Jun now blinked eyes wide, “Su Xiyan.”
She sighed, “Idiots, the both of you.” She then kicked them through the portal and entered their pavilion.
Miss Su?
 Su Xiyans eyes pricked with tears as she spoke softly “The Sun pavilion.” 
Tianglang-Juns face crumpled with guilt, “Xiyan-”
“No.” She took a step back, shaking it off. “This possession is only temporary and came from demonic cultivation.” She used Shen Qingqiu’s fan to place against Tianglang-Juns chest holding him back.
 “My time here is temporary. So don’t embarrass us both by doing something you’ll regret.”
Shen Qingqiu was confused, regret? Regret what?
Hey- it’s fine you can use my body, I mean it was my bastard father who-
“Hush up,” Su Xiyan spoke looking upwards, “Stop talking nonsense, and that man is not your father.”
“Shen Qingqiu? What did he say?”
“Nothing of importance.” 
At least be kinder to Binghe!
“That brat? He’s the reason we’re in this mess. You coddle him too much and you!” She yelled at Binghe who was still fuming then flinched at the duress.
 “You wanted a little brother! It was always Shizun I want a sibling, oh Shizun I want a baby brother- Mobei-Jun doesn’t count he has his own empire and won’t play with me!”
Luo Binghe’s eyes widened, “And He did! He kept telling everyone you were coming back because he believed you weren’t dead and this is how you repay him! Unfilial!”
“Xiyan! There’s no need-”
“And where were you in all this? Mobei-Jun was kidnapped and you did nothing, Shen Qingqiu always has to clean up your messes. If this Xiyan was still alive this one would divorce you!”
“Xiyan!”
Tianglang-Jun only laughed, that women always so cold! And telling them like it is!
Although, Luo Binghe fell to his knees slamming his head against the floor, Shen Qingqiu’s spirit responded making the body flinch at the action.
“This Binghe has been unfilial! This one truly thought Shizun had abandoned him,” He hit his head again, and Su Xiyan wanted to stand there still and aloof meanwhile Shen Qingqiu wanted to pick him up.
 “This one came back and saw- saw Shizun with-”
“Binghe?”
The three stiffened to see Shen Jiu, staring at the man on the floor crying his heart out. Shen Jiu scoffed.
 “It’s about time you got home!”
Luo Binghe blinked, Shen Jiu looked older, almost fifteen of course, spiritually made children aged faster and since Shen Jiu was mentally an adult man he was perfectly fine with that. 
 “Now Mama won’t be gloomy anymore!” Shen Jiu approached then proceed to kick Luo Binghe while he was down.
 “Ack-”
It barely hurt him, although maybe Shen Jiu was using Qi in his kicks.
“You made him cry! Apologise!”
Luo Binghe gaped “What?”
“Apologise!”
He kicked him again- “O-okay Xiao Jiu thats enough. Luo Binghe is sorry,” 
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t take it anymore, he crouched down picking Binghe up and tugging him close.
 “I wanted to do that as soon as I saw you.”
Luo Binghe stared ahead eyes wide his hands coming up to clutch his robes.
“Shizun,”
“You’re too big for tears, ah there there.”
“Sh-shizun won’t leave me?”
“Never.”
Where did this abandonment issue come from? 
“Qui Haitang…she kept saving me in the abyss, she…told me about you that it was all lies and- when I saw I believed-”
“It’s okay…”
Tianglang-Jun took Shen Jiu’s arm and made them all sit together, Luo Binghe flinched as he felt two more presence press against his back, then exhaled.
 “Okay- now thats enough.” Su Xiyan spoke, “We don’t know what Wu Yanzi is planning,”
“-Wu Yanzi!?”
Su Xiyan looked at Shen Jiu in surprise “Oh, you would know more about him wouldn’t you.”
Shen Jiu scowled, while Tianglang-jun and Luo Binghe looked confused.
 “Explain we don’t have much time.”
Su Xiyan stared then the lips of Shen Qingqiu pulled into a smirk “I like this boy,”
You would.
Tianglang-Jun hummed “Both cold, and brutal. You would’ve gotten along like a house on fire.”
“Yes, Shen Qingqiu would’ve made a fine first husband if this one had become empress…both of them.”
Now Tianglang-Jun’s eyes narrowed, and She smirked more before walking passed to get their palace ready.
 All wifes from Huan Hua were rejected for conspiracy, they were already divorced in name only stayed since they had no where else to go.
 Ning Yingying and Liu Mingyan maintained the perimeter, Cang Qiong and the other sects had given aid and other cultivators to assist.
 Shen Jiu stared at the man who he once called father, Wu Yanzi sneered “You look just like him, the bastard who came back on his hands and knees begging to be taken into my loving arms hah!” 
 Shen Jiu sword didn’t waver, staring straight at the threat.
He knew how Wu Yanzi operated, knew how he would access the palace.
 “So, you wanted to put Binghe on the throne a puppet to have direct power over the demon and human realm. But that plans fallen through, Luo Binghe and Tianglang-jun will never agree to your terms.”
“What If I made you my hostage? Hmm? That would be easy-”
Wu yanzi struck and Shen Jiu dodged, sending out a demonic qi blast to disrupt the talisman Wu Yanzi’s eyes widened.
 “As a body created from both Human and Demonic qi, this one has the gift to manipulate both. And with your teachings this one has an advanced handle on them.”
“My teachings…you…” Wu Yanzi’s eyes widened-
“You’re-”
The walls crashed around them, Shen Jiu covering his head while Wu Yanzi evaded until he was slammed against the wall by Xiu Ya,
“Shen Jiu!”
Wu Yanzi hesitated, “Shen Jiu?”
Shen Jiu gaped- he didn’t expect Tianglang-Jun and the others to come-
 Su Xiyan was gone. Her soul moving onto reincarnation, Shen Qingqiu stood in front of Shen Jiu raising his hands to hold the sword in place.
 “Its over Wu Yanzi.”
  The man laughed, pinned to the wall “Seems like it is-”
He raised his hand and screamed when a sword glare struck, slicing it clean off.
 “I know all your tricks, Wu Yanzi…”
The man laughed, falling back against the wall, “This Master…supposes you do.”
Shen Jiu hesitated, the warm fond look on the mans face was strange, it only made his parents more wary and Luo Binghe raise Zheng Lang, and Tianglang-Jun raised XIn Mo.
 “Not bad, not bad. The son has far surpassed the master.” Wu Yanzi raised his arms to clap then realised he didn’t have one.
 “Ah never mind.”
“Stop talking, Shen Jiu ignore him.”
 “Why should he? The brat wants to know doesn’t he. Why? Why would your old man do this, why would he sell you to the highest bidder again, and again and again.” 
Shen Jiu hands narrowed, shaking.
“Don’t listen to him-”
“Ah, a stranger shouldn’t involve himself in such matters! This is between me and my boy, isn’t that right Shen Jiu? You did the same thing I did, swapping souls? Beautifully done being the whore of the emperor was beneath you, but his son? Couldn’t have done it better myself!” he laughed loud.
 “What is he talking about?”
“It’s true isn’t it, that Qingqiu isn’t the bastard I spawned, he’s nothing like himself. You on the other hand- you’re mine aren’t you.”
Both the shens gaze narrowed as Shen Jiu raised his sword, “This one is not your anything, you made that quite clear when I returned after you abandoned me.”
 Wu Yanzi's smile was so annoyingly consistent, and Shen Qingqiu pushed Xiu Ya deeper into his arm the man grunted in pain.
 “And that Qui abomination of a family…they were made to train you…you didn’t kill Qui Jianlou, I did. My own bastard son…a prodigy, better than my own son. The bullshit that is society saying you weren’t my true heir out of wedlock. And now, the slate is wiped clean.”
Wu Yanzi smile widened and Shen Jiu face fell in horror “Don’t-”
 “This Father…wishes he could do better, but as a crooked man of demonic cultivation everything I gave you would’ve been poisoned. A Demon emperor was fitting for your station. Do with this gift as you will.”
Shen Jiu almost lunged forward, “No!” Shen Qingqiu held him back not knowing what the man was planning-
 Until he self destructed, warm smile still on his face.
 Tears streaked from Shen Jiu’s eyes as he fell to his knees.
 Shen Qingqiu fell with him, holding him close. He didn’t understand-
“W-why would he do that?”
“Maybe he felt cornered.” Luo Binghe spoke, “Or maybe a spare body to hop into-”
“Binghe, enough.”
 Shen Jiu sobbed into his arms, “Why would he do that?” 
 Shen Qingqiu looked at the body of Wu Yanzi.
…Was he instead an a morally grey character? Who had done everything for his son? Who knew his reputation and the eyes of society would hold Shen Qingqiu back?
 Shen Yuans eyes widened.
He must have observed how he was treated on Cang Qiong, knowing no matter what a honourable cultivator may well as still be a dirty slave to those above.
 So he manipulated and pulled strings to make him the beloved husband of Tianglang-Jun knowing no one would cross him or harm his reputation with a renowned demon lord such as that-
The only thing Wu Yanzi didn’t factor in, was that Tianglang-jun wasn’t demonic enough to protext Shen Jiu’s reputation especially with the loss of his wife and that Shen Jiu’s own self hatred would doom himself not seeing it for the gift it was.
 Protection, and stability. Knowing no one was good enough for Shen Jiu so he created this marriage for him.
 Shen Jiu wailed, beating his arms against Shen Qingqiu’s body.
Wu Yanzi was a demonic cultivator, a cruel and cold father…but his actions said otherwise.
“Let’s go home.”
Tianglang-Jun and Luo Binghe were useless as always. Shen Qingqiu picked his son up holding him close as they stepped away and back towards their home.
 “Husband,” Tianglang-juns eyes were burning with curiosity “Explain.”
With no system in this transmigration, Shen Yuan had to break under pressure and explain.
Tianglang-Jun nodded, the thought of two souls inhabiting a body his husband and wife, this wasn’t that far fetched.
“Well? Aren’t you going to say anything?”
“Hmm, you should tell Shang Qinghua, this sounds like an amazing story.”
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Siktempora, Triumph
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Image © Paizo Publishing. Accessed at Archives of Nethys here
[The triumph siktempora might be my favorite of that flavor of outsider. Look at how smug he is! What a jerk.]
Siktempora, Triumph CR 14 LN Outsider (extraplanar) This creature resembles a small humanoid with four arms and too many joints in their legs. They wear a robe of gold and various medals and badges. Their face is locked into a triumphant grin, never adjusting or changing expression.
Triumph siktemporas are created on the Dimension of Time as reflections of great emotional satisfaction for a job well done. Anything from winning a war to successfully removing a particularly onerous splinter can theoretically spawn a triumph siktempora. They travel the planes in search of victories, as they see their sense of purpose in always striving to win or die trying. Athletics competitions and pitched battles are natural habitats for a triumph siktempora, but they may also intervene in legal battles or other contests of skill. Triumph siktemporas believe in following the rules of a competition very strictly, and go out of their way to punish cheaters and those who manipulate luck.
A triumph siktempora fights with their fists and feet rather than with teeth or claws or manufactured weapons (although they will engage in weapon duels if challenged). They are fond of combat maneuvers, especially against single targets, and are skilled wrestlers despite their small size. Although their facial expressions rarely change, they can add a thrust of emotional energy to their smug grins that literally harms their opponents psychically. Triumph siktemporas are somewhat disdainful of creatures without naturally rapid healing, like themselves, and often go out of their way to harass anyone healing themselves or others.
A triumph siktempora typically stands about three feet tall, and may be mistaken for halflings or gnomes. They rarely disguise themselves intentionally, unless entering a masquerade or other costume contest.
Triumph Siktempora      CR 14 XP 38,400 LN Small outsider (extraplanar, lawful, siktempora) Init +9; Senses darkvision 60 ft., Perception +25 Aura cheaters never prosper (50 ft., Will DC 23)
Defense AC 29, touch 20, flat-footed 24(+1 size, +1 dodge, +4 Dex, +4 insight, +9 natural) hp 189 (18d10+90); fast healing 15 Fort +16, Ref +15, Will +10 DR 10/good or orichalcum; Immune disease, mind-influencing effects, pain, poison
Offense Speed 60 ft., air walk Melee unarmed strike +27/+22/+17/+12 or +25/+25/+20/+20/+15/+15/+10 (2d6+8) Special Attacks burst of uncanny speed, clinch victory, pugilist training, winning smile Spell-like Abilities CL 14th, concentration +19 Constant—air walk At will—temporal jaunt 1/day—plane shift (self only)
Statistics Str 26, Dex 18, Con 20, Int 19, Wis 19, Cha 21 Base Atk +18; CMB +25 (+27 disarm, grapple, trip); CMD 40 (42 vs. disarm, grapple, trip) Feats Combat Reflexes,Dodge, Improved Disarm, Improved Grapple, Improved Trip, Improved Unarmed Strike (B), Mobility, Power Attack, Step Up, Spring Attack, Whirlwind Attack (B) Skills Acrobatics +21 (+33 when jumping), Climb +29, Diplomacy +23, Heal +22, Intimidate +23, Knowledge (planes) +25, Perception +25, Perform (any one) +26, Sense Motive +25, Swim +29 Languages Aklo (cannot speak); telepathy 300 ft.
Ecology Environment any land (Dimension of Time) Organization solitary, pair or ceremony (3-6) Treasure incidental
Special Abilities Burst of Uncanny Speed (Su) On the first round of combat, a triumph siktempora moves as if it were affected by a haste spell. It can use Whirlwind Attack on this first round of combat as a standard action, making one melee attack or combat maneuver at its highest base attack bonus against each opponent within reach. Cheaters Never Prosper (Su) A creature gaining a luck bonus to any die rolls, or gaining a reroll from luck effects (such as the Luck domain or the fortune hex) within 50 feet of a triumph siktempora must make a DC 23 Will save or be staggered for 1 round. The save DC is Charisma based. Clinch Victory (Su) A triumph siktempora can make an attack of opportunity against any creature taking an action to heal itself, even if that action (like a channel energy or using a wand) does not normally provoke attacks of opportunity. Pugilist Training (Ex) A triumph siktempora gains Improved Unarmed Strike as a bonus feat. It deals damage with its unarmed strikes, and gains access to the flurry of blows ability, as if it were a monk with character levels equal to its Hit Dice. Temporal Jaunt (Sp) As a standard action, a triumph siktempora can vanish into the time stream, reappearing in another location. This ability functions as dimension door (so a typical triumph siktempora can jaunt up to 960 feet), but the siktempora can take other actions that round after reappearing, and the destination must be in a location the siktempora could reach normally by walking. Temporal jaunts are not true teleportation—the siktempora simply travels to a later point in the time stream—so the ability can be used in areas that bar teleportation effects; however, in such areas a siktempora can travel only a distance equal to its speed. Temporal Sense (Ex) A siktempora can sense all the possible futures of the coming seconds. This grants it an insight bonus on its Initiative checks and to its Armor Class equal to its Wisdom bonus (+5 for the typical triumph siktemporas). Winning Smile (Su) As a standard action, a triumph siktempora can flash a smile at an enemy within 15 feet. The creature targeted takes 10d6 points of damage, and all of its attacks deal nonlethal damage against the siktempora for the next round. A successful DC 23 Will save halves the damage and negates the nonlethal damage effect. This is a mind-influencing emotion effect, and the save DC is Charisma based.
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soylent-crocodile · 2 months
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Nawf (Monster)
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(Art by @strawberry-crocodile)
(Behold, the thoroughly modern mimic! This is an idea I'm really proud of and very happy of the execution, so I think I'll let it speak for itself)
CR3 NE Tiny Fae
Nawf are fey creatures driven by a desire to steal loot and kill small creatures, and to this end, they are excellent deceivers of adventurers. It is a fact, known little outside of adventuring guilds, that adventurers often have a fondness for strange, small, ugly creatures- generally considered a symptom of adventurers often being outsiders to society themselves. Nawf excel at fulfilling this role; they are grouchy, ugly, and have strange voices (often with a unique verbal tic and a poor understanding of pronouns), but when encountered, are often helpful, inquisitive creatures. This is ultimately an act; a nawf’s goal is to be welcomed into an adventuring party, whereupon it will take the next opportunity to steal as much loot and kill as many of the party’s other small, weak companions- such as familiars and pets- as it can. 
Nawf have learned many tricks to endear themselves to adventurers. One trick- considered by some ecologists to be how they started parasitizing adventurers- is to join a goblin or kobold raiding party, and to focus their attention solely on looting, rather than killing; this presents them as the most amiable of raiders, and if the plan to lure in adventurers falls short, they still make off with whatever treasure they’ve taken. Another trick favored by dungeon nawf is to trade or barter for information on the location of trapped treasure. The nawf is happy to warn adventurers of this trap; this serves the dual purpose of endearing the adventurers to them, and raising the odds that the adventurers will disarm the trap, something nawf are ill capable of doing on their own.
Despite this hatred to adventurers, nawf are surprisingly amiable to other monsters. Some serve as spies for wicked masters, helping them keep tabs on any local upstart, while others simply engage in monsterside trading, such as with a spookismus. Finally, nawf and mimics have a strange affinity for each other, and when not running a con, nawf can typically be found colluding with and even caring for these beings.
This small goblinlike creature has a porcine nose and two sets of ears- one long and hanging, the other pointed and erect.
Misc- CR3 NE Tiny Fae HD5 Init:+3 Senses: Perception: +11
Stats- Str:16(+3) Dex:16(+3) Con:15(+2) Int:7(-2) Wis:17(+3) Cha:20(+5) BAB:+2 Space:2.5ft Reach:0ft
Defense- HP:33(6d6+12) AC:15(+3 Dex, +2 Size) Fort:+3 Ref:+4 Will:+7 CMD:16
Offense- Bite +6(1d6+5 plus Grab) CMB:+3 (+4 Racial bonus to grapple) Speed:30ft Special Attacks: Rake (1d6+5)
Feats- Combat Reflexes, Stand Still, Power Attack (-1/+2)
Skills- Appraise +3, Bluff +13, Perception +11, Stealth +19
Spell-like Abilities- (CL5, Concentration +10)
Nondetection/constant
Special Qualities- Change Shape (A single small humanoid form, Alter Self), Dimensional Gullet, Speed Surge
Ecology- Environment- Urban, Caves Languages- Common, Goblin, Aklo Organization- Solitary Treasure- Double
Special Abilities- Dimensional Gullet (Su)- A nawf’s mouth is a portal to a pocket dimension, where it stores gold, other loot, and bloody trophies. It can swallow any object or fetch it from this dimension as a move action, although it cannot do so when using its bite to grapple. Additionally, this hole has similar properties to a portable hole- if one attempts to put a nawf into an extradimensional space, like a bag of holding or the aforementioned portable hole- both the object and the nawf will be destroyed in a blast that deals 5d8 force damage to all creatures within 15ft, and the contents of the nawf will be shunted to a random place in the astral plane. When otherwise slain, a nawf ejects the contents of its gullet, and the pocket dimension closes. Speed Surge (Su)- Three times a day, a nawf may call on the timeless magic of the First World to grant it a boost in speed, taking an additional move action that turn.
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kisilinramblings · 10 months
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I don't know if you've seen the last two final episode yet but if you have, any thought?
I actually like it?
Sure, I was disappointed that Chat Noir didn't join up the fight. At the same time, I understand Adrien's reasons for not turning into Chat Noir in order to break himself free.
Not only was he hunted by the nightmare of him as Anti-Chat killing everything he cared about, but he was very self-aware at how emotionnally vulnerable he was to be akumatized and making that nightmare come true. This season made him realized he can be so angry to the point of he wants to cataclysm people. It almost happened with both Darker Owl AND Dark Humor this season. Adrien backing off, remaining in "prison" and taking off his Miraculous so Plagg put it in safety for the time being was not him giving up. It was him trying to protect his loved ones. And he was also unaware this was a Monarch attack going on that needed Chat Noir.
Also, everything was made so Adrien doesn't find out for now that his father was Monarch. I don't consider Marinette was in the right even if Gabriel asked her to make sure Adrien doesn't learn the truth. And unbestknown to Gabriel, his dying request landed exactly on Marinette's nightmare territory. Remember the nightmare she had at the beginning. In it, Marinette accidentaly "kills" Gabriel after vanquishing him, right under Adrien's eyes which upset him, asking her why did she did this to his father.
So all ingredients seem to be there for this secret to come back to bite them if it is ever discover. The fact Gabriel has a statue, even if it built on a lie, means that something of him remains even if he is gone. And lately, we have seen that statues IRL can be toppled. But yeah, as long as Gabriel's statue is standing high, his shadow still is present. That is how I view it.
Outside of that, the fight between Bug Noir and Monarch was satisfying. I love that she swung a shovel at Monarch's face sending him flying and the use of Lucky Charm in succession was actually interesting.
I liked that La Résistance try to help however they can. I'm not sure on how pertinent it was for Gabriel and Tomoe's last attack to be international, but I didn't mind. DC and Marvel both have heroes from their respective IPs coming together to fight when there is a global threat affecting more than one city. And it is no secret both Jeremy Zag and Thomas Astruc desire to create their own Zag universe of superheroes.
Also, Tomoe is so up to no good.
Luka was a surprise. I didn't expect him to be trained by Su-Han, however, considering that Su-Han was able to repel an Akuma and since Luka does know both LB and CN's identity, and that Su-Han and Luka already have met once during Ephemeral (as that part wasn't erased), that ending is not that weird if they wanted him back in the story eventually (and reminder that Mirakungfu is meant to disarm Miraculous Holders who went rogue). Anyway, with Luka, a side story about that would have been welcome. But fun detail, Luka's martial style is based on the Snake!
Love the true form of Tikki and Plagg and seeing them fuse into Gimmi was something.
"You humans always summon me to complain. Never to rejoice".
Yeah, feels about right.
Lila's intervention in the finale was pretty tame, but the conclusion is what we expected : she gets the Butterfly Miraculous. But it is probable she might have seen Ladybug untransformed alongside witnessing how to summon Gimmi (although there is no way to know for sure right now). Plus, Lila will have help which I didn't expect. And it seems it is someone who knew where to find here.
Btw, can we have more politician like Mayor Bustier, please? I know it is very utopist, but sign me up for that future.
So yeah, that finale closed a book BUT this isn't the end. There is something uncanny going on during the pool party. It's the illusion of a perfect ending.
Sign me up for S6. o/
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monstersdownthepath · 11 months
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Monster Spotlight: Su
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CR 8
Chaotic Evil Medium Magical Beast
Bestiary 5, pg. 238
Miserable and filled with hate, the Su stalk through thick forests they call home in search of meat and insects to quiet their irritating, mewling young, for whom they hold paradoxical amounts of disgust, envy, and adoration. The disconcertingly humanoid Whelp Family the beasts carry on their back are their own offspring, creatures with immense psychic power but no ability to use it without their parent’s direction. As a Su whelp grows, it gradually changes shape and loses access to its psionic powers, gaining the intelligence needed to use them just as they begin to slip away, something that causes them no end of horrid frustration. By the time they’re an adult, a Su has just enough psionic power to use 100ft of telepathy... and nothing else, relying on the screaming infants that crawl around their bodies--eternal reminders of what they once had but lacked the awareness to appreciate--for psychic defense.
Despite the resentment they may feel for their young, the Whelp Magic they possess is incredibly potent, though the younglings can only use their power as a cudgel with no finesse. Each Whelp (to a maximum of 6) grants their parent 3 points of Psychic Energy (max 18), and they can use these points to cast Id Insinuation II to confuse a single target, Thought Shield II to grant themselves +6 to Will saves against mind-affecting effects (bringing them to a +12 to Will), or most dangerously Mind Thrust III to deal 10d8 typeless damage to any creature with an Intelligence score. What’s worse is that due to the Whelps technically being separate beings than the Su, the parent can command them to use their psionic magic as a swift action even while it’s occupied elsewhere.
Thus it can blast two different targets for 10d8 damage, the same target twice, or inflict confusion on two targets, or any combination of offense. The Whelps can also hold concentration on a spell for their parent, allowing both uses of Id Insinuation stick if it needs them to. Scary! And unfortunately for travelers that may be traipsing through Su territory, the beasts are unable to bring themselves to directly harm their own children... so they tend to take out their fury and annoyance on any Humanoid they see, eager to have an outlet for their negativity. With a +19 to their Stealth while in forests, the ability to climb just as swiftly as they walk (40ft) for added cover, and no obvious components when using their psychic magic, a Su can remain hidden and cause a caravan to attack one another or themselves with Id Insinuation, or simply crumple up the weakest-looking creature it sees with Mind Thrust, leaving everyone else struggling to explain what the hell just happened. Though each spell normally casts 3 PE and thus restricts the Su to 6 casts each day, all of its spells can be undercast, a mechanic that allows a psychic caster to use a lesser version of a spell they know and thus use up less energy. Since there’s little difference between Id Insinuation I and II, the beast may elect to just use the first version for only 2 of its PE, stretching its daily reserve a little further. Mind Thrust II also deals a modest 5d8 damage and costs just 2 PE, though the beasts will rarely opt for less damage.
Should a Su feel confident about entering melee, or if it’s exhausted its PE for the day and is thus forced to, it’s no less dangerous. They possess Pounce and a CCB attack to make full use of it, their claws dealing 1d6+4 damage and their bite 1d8+4. Anyone successfully Grabbed by their bite is not only Raked for 1d6+4 extra damage every round the victim can’t break free, but the Su's tearing teeth also inflict 1d6 bleed damage even if the victims DO get away. Though their swift actions tend to be eaten up by their psychic spells, they can use their Prehensile Tails as a swift action instead to make a steal, disarm, dirty trick, OR trip combat maneuver against an adjacent foe without triggering an AoO, giving them significantly more complex tactics than one would expect against such a bestial creature.
Their DR 10 can only be pierced with magic, so the first order of business is typically to disarm foes that possess magic weapons (or turn such enemies against each other with confusion), though tripping foes so they have to waste time getting back up (robbing them of their Full-Attack) is also viable. Pilfering valuable-looking trinkets and potions and having them off to the Whelps for them to investigate/destroy/use is another reason not to near the mischievous and malicious carnivores while wearing your potion belt. Dirty trick is the most versatile, robbing a target of one of its senses for several rounds or inflicting all manner of negative status ailments... like just whacking some poor soul in the family jewels to sicken them before following it up with a Full-Attack or a Mind Thrust while they’re still reeling. Hey, it’s a dirty trick for a reason! And Su have no desire nor need to fight honorably. They’re here for a meal! ...and to let off some steam.
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veliseraptor · 5 months
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AU scenario: xue yang survives getting disarmed (hah) by lan wangji after the yi city arc! what happens next 👀
i have actually written two versions of this one! one in novelverse where Su She manages to sweep Xue Yang away (my god, I keep mentioning this one lately, but nurture the tiger) and one in cqlverse where Song Lan makes the deliberately contrary choice to leave Xue Yang alive (Walking Far From Home)
this is a rough one though!! because I want things to end better for Xue Yang but they don't look great for him at this point in time unless somehow you bring Xiao Xingchen back to life. though okay let's see what I've got here. going with novelverse for this one and at least starting with the nurture the tiger premise
so Su She manages to bring a half-dead Xue Yang away from Yi City, half-dead and an absolute wreck having lost his last ditch hope of getting Xiao Xingchen back. somehow (Xue Yang's nearly inhuman endurance) he manages to stick him back together
(since Jin Guangyao is busy, probably this is just a Su She effort; they need all the allies they can get with the way things are going, he thinks, even if this particular ally is not going to be very useful, but still. maybe Su She's a little attached, though I don't think he'd be very inclined to admit it. Xue Yang grows on you. like a fungus.)
howmever, he's got other things to do, so he does have to leave Xue Yang on his own once he's (more or less, barely) stable. and then everything goes to shit, leaving Xue Yang entirely on his own because everyone else is dead.
this becomes clear to Xue Yang (that nobody's coming back for him, anyway, though he may or may not realize that's because they're dead and just assume he's been given up for lost and not worth killing personally. dick) and he reaches out to the only option he has left, which is to say his fierce corpse masterpiece (with whom he still has at least a distant connection, as his former master, even without the nails he can at least try to summon him), figuring that at least he can die with...if not grace then a little faster than of infection, and hey, Song Lan was kind of sort of his fierce corpse best friend for a while there
anyway, Song Lan (who has nothing better to do except be miserable right now) shows up, decides to leave Xue Yang alive because he's too pathetic to kill at this point and also because Song Lan doesn't have any other (living) friends and is incredibly lonely and at least here's the only other person who understands the grief he's feeling, even if that's the last thing that Song Lan wants to admit
eventually once Xue Yang is better (ish) they leave and go off journeying together in the weirdest most miserable duo road trip ever. Song Lan is continually like "good night, I may kill you tomorrow" to which Xue Yang is like "okay, that's chill" but it gets almost comfortable
shared grief bonding!!! Song Lan is just waiting for Xiao Xingchen to heal while trying to maintain the work that they (would have done) were doing together before everything fell apart. Xue Yang is like "saving people is boring but not like I have anything better to do at this point ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
I have no idea where this goes. but I like the idea of it just kind of continuing until eventually Xue Yang does die and it's bittersweet in the end and it's kind of like. everyone's dead now. including Song Lan. he's just ambulatory about it.
anyway this whole thing would be really fucking angsty and all about grief and mourning and I'd probably cry writing 90% of it
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saturnalmoss · 7 months
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ARM-WRESTLER
Chapter Four
A Shot in the Arm
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The morning came with Rosé looking hard at the orcish outfit she had been lent. “...Would it be rude to wear with some of my spares...” She looked over at the extra set she’d taken from her pockets. 
“Mmm, g’morning.” Grandma plodded sleepily back from the anachronistic bathroom in the hall. “Whatcha thinking about?”
“I wanted to go check out the DMV Trans or whatever.” Rosé said.
“KMB, like Kimberly.” Grandma offered.
“I don’t know if it would, you know, get me more or less information to dress like I came out of a time machine.” Grandma nodded and sat next to her. 
“If it helps, I think Granny Skully mostly wanted York to wear the stuff.” She said. Rosé hummed again. 
“It’s cute and I want to wear it,” Rosé said.
“Oh totally, I’m gonna. Personally.” Rosé nodded. “But no pressure!” She nodded again.
There was a knock at the door. “Heyyyy,” Hinpirdul called from outside. “Y’all want a bite?”
The two detectives sat at the second, private, dining table with Leon’s youngest, waiting for York to finish his morning routine. 
“I heard chatting, and food isn’t til 8 so. I dunno, I thought you would want something.” She shrugged. 
“Thank you!” Grandma said.
“You up this early often?” Rosé asked with a disarming smile. Hinpirdul nodded. 
“It’s wretched. I’d way rather sleep in.” She said. “So, you gonna find the guy that attacked my Narri today?”
“We’re hoping.” Grandma said. “Did you think of something, Hinpirdul?” She shrugged. 
“Honestly it’s hard to imagine someone doesn’t like them. You should see my teachers. It’s gross.” She scooped up another large bite of modern cereal. “You can call me Piri, by the way. Except at work. Full names at work.”
“Sure thing, Piri.” Rosé said. “Can we ask you some other stuff?” She nodded, mouth full. “Is there anyone else that comes around the house a lot, that we didn’t see last night?”
Piri shook her head. “Even Uncle Ardsley isn’t here all the time. He has work.”
“Does he work with your Narri?”
“Nah. I mean. I don’t think so?” Piri shrugged. “Oh, no one else, though. I go to my friends’ places, not come here. Cause it’s boring here.” She thought for a minute. “Jyuri’s the same. Ummm. What else...”
“Is your Narri a single parent?” Rosé asked as carefully as she could. Piri paused. She put the spoon down. 
“Yeah. Momma died. A long time ago.” Rosé and Grandma both put hands on hers, and she laughed a little at them. “I don’t actually even remember her so it doesn’t bother me. Jyuri does. And obviously Narri and Granny do.”
“We’ll ask your Narri about it more, then.” Grandma said gently. Piri shrugged.
“I don’t think it has to do with Narri’s arm. It was a long time ago.” Still, regardless of what she said, Piri seemed deflated from the conversion. 
“So, I noticed you like disappearing tricks.” Grandma asked. 
Piri’s head swung to Grandma immediately. “Do you know any!” she asked. Grandma laughed nervously. “You look just like a real street performer.”
“Nope! Uh, I do?” Piri nodded enthusiastically. She gestured to all of them.
“I know some,” Rosé offered. With a flick of her fingers, she copied the coin trick Leon had pulled the night before. Piri looked shocked, then her eyes narrowed. 
“Sus.” she said.
“What?” Rosé said, “Why?” Piri just hummed discontentedly. 
“Hey, you lot.” Leon slipped through the door and yawned. “You’re up early. I appreciate the dedication.”
They pulled some breakfast things out of the pantry. It was discordant to see the colorful cereal boxes and familiar brands in the old world orcish pantry. “I’m out of the house for most of today, by the way.” They said. “If you need to ask me anything, now’s a good time.”
“Rosé knows magic.” Piri said immediately. 
“Oh?” Leon said. Their hair was mussed and sleep clung to them. “Is this good or bad?” Piri only hummed. Rosé was baffled. 
Leon laughed. “Piri’s just obsessed with street performers lately? It’s cute.” They shook their head and gave her hair a tussle. “No idea what’s gotten in to her. I’m teaching her some magic tricks.”
“We saw at dinner last night,” Grandma said. “You’re really good!”
Leon sat and poured themself some cereal. “Thanks, I try. Mm, actually,” They looked at Piri. “We’re going to meet that fortune teller this evening, aren’t we, Piri?” She looked pleased and just a little devious.
Leon puttered around the kitchenette and poured themself some cereal. “Thanks, I try. Mm, actually,” They looked at Piri. “We’re going to meet that fortune teller this evening, aren’t we, Piri?” She looked pleased and just a little devious.
Leon looked at them. “If you’re interested in that stuff too, feel free to come with.” They offered ceramic mugs. “Coffee? I’m more of a night owl, so I’m making a full pot.” 
York declined the mug and searched the shelves for a bucket. Rosé took one and looked at the cartoon vampenguin on the side. Leon put a finger to their lips and winked. 
“We get to have little things like that in the private rooms.” They said. “So, what’s your plan? I’m curious, I’ve never seen detectives work.”
“You can follow us around,” Grenda said. “We could see if anyone has a weird reaction to you.”  Leon shook their head. 
“Not today, I have a previous engagement to attend, then Piri’s thing. Perhaps later, if you haven’t solved it.”
York stretched and grunted happily. The back yard of the old house was a nostalgic treasure trove. Traditional, even old-fashioned, orcish workout equipment sat around the edges of the yard. A large inset pit for good old argument-settling took up most of the space. 
“This place ain’t bad.” York said to himself and pointedly not Granny. 
He’d gotten a sizable workout in when Rosé and Grandma found him. He grinned at them. “Look at this place! I shoulda taken Granny up on the wrestle.” He said. “Too late for that, well, we got business to attend to.”
Rosé smiled. “I found the local address for that logistics place. We can catch the subway and get off pretty close to it.”
“I like the outfit Granny gave you by the way.” Grandma said. He posed, pleased. “What do you think of mine?”
York nodded. “I like it.” He looked around. “Don’t look complete though.” He picked a small dandelion and held it out. “There.”
Grandma beamed and tucked it carefully behind one ear. 
They made their way to the KMB Trans building by noon. It was a tall building for the area, and had the KMB logo plastered on the side of it. There was even a reception inside. 
“What do we do now?“ York hissed to Rosé. She took a breath. 
“No idea.” She walked up to the receptionist. “Good morning~ We’re here to ask about one of your employees, Mx. Pelles?” The receptionist looked curious. Her name card read “Sarah B. Ross”.
“Mx. Pelles? This doesn’t sound like an appointment...?” she said. Grandma peeking over the counter. 
“We’re detectives, investigating a case of assault and theft committed against Mx. Pelles.” Sarah the receptionist looked surprised. 
“What? They looked fine this morning?” The three detectives glanced at each other. 
“They already came in today? You guys are dedicated to set up shop over the weekend.” Grandma said. Sarah smiled. 
“I’m part of the weekend crew. Mx. Pelles honestly doesn’t come in much on my shift.”
“So familiar with each other, too!” Rosé smiled. “What a tight knit company, Ms. Ross.” The receptionist nodded. 
“It’s nice here. Helps that it’s small. So, why would you come here about an- an assault on Mx. Pelles?”
“We ain’t sure who did the deed.” York said. “We’re looking into whoever might have a grudge.” He leaned in. “You got a grudge?” Sarah leaned back. 
“N-no!”
“Mmm, you don’t sound too sure about that.”
“Maybe a liiiittle grudge?” Rosé suggested, holding up her thumb and forefinger. 
“How! Mx. Pelles is great! They’re so nice and fun and sweet - uh.” She coughed. “I assure you my relationship with Mx. Pelles is purely professional.” She looked away. “Unfortunately.“
Rosé waggled her eyebrows. Grandma crossed her name off in his notebook. “Right, of course,” he said. “I have heard that popular enbies sometimes have jealous enemies, though.”
“Yeah.” Said York. “They got anyone who thinks they get too much attention?” He leaned on the counter and Sarah leaned away again. 
“N-no! I don’t think so! Everyone likes Mx. Pelles and Mx. Pelles likes everyone!” She sat up straight. “I hope that answered your questions! Uh, if you don’t have an appointment then I’m afraid there won’t be anyone here waiting for you. Being a weekend and all.”
“Course,” York said and leaned back.
“Thanks for answering our questions!” Grandma said. The three of them headed back out and Sarah sagged in her seat. She waited cautiously a moment, then jogged quickly to the bathroom. 
Rosé peeked back inside. “I knew it - York scared her shitless.” York peeked in above her and nodded satisfied. 
“So, Leon came here today?” Grandma said. The three of them walked quickly through the door next to the desk before the receptionist came back. “They didn’t offer to bring us.”
“I don’t think we mentioned we wanted to check here today.” Rosé said. “But even still...”
They listened at the solid doors down the hall but the floor was empty. 
“Where do you think they would go?” York said. “I don’t want ta check every door on every floor. Let’s do this smart.”
There was a thunk above them. York nodded. “Good talk everyone. Let’s check there first.”
One floor up, they pressed their ears against the doors until they heard muffled raised voices. The detectives looks at each other, curious. 
The door was heavy and wood. While they could tell there were voices, it was difficult to make them out. Still, the tone wasn’t friendly. 
“...I think they said quit...” Grandma whispered. “I think it was Leon...?”
York frowned. He couldn’t hear them at all. He stood up and opened the door. “Hey.” He said. “What are you talking about.”
Leon turned, shocked, to look at them. A human man stood, hands flat against a desk between the two. He stood and straightened his clothes out. Leon coughed and forced themself to relax. 
“Who on earth are you?” The man asked. He was dressed formally, dark suit, dark tie, and a dark cloak pinned to one shoulder.
“Ah, uh.” Leon said, turning to the man. They smiled. “Let me introduce you. This is York, Rosé, and Grenda. They’re detectives from an agency called Drawtectives.” Leon turned to them, gesturing to the man. “This is Mr. Brian Kross, my employer.”
He bowed to them. Both stood comfortable, as though there were never any tension. “Nice to meet you. Have you hired detectives, Leon?”
“Yes, indeed!” Leon said with a smile. “I was telling you someone robbed me, wasn’t I?”
“To hire private detectives over a robbery seems a bit much.” Mr. Kross said. “Didn’t I offer you additional compensation to cover the cost?”
“You see, it’s important to me to find out who did it.” Leon said. 
“Of course, of course.” Mr. Kross said. “But why are they here?”
“Uh,” Leon looked at them.
“We’re investigatin’ possible grudges.” York said. “You got a grudge, Mr. Kross?” Kross laughed. 
“Dear me, no. I rather like Leon.” Leon smiled, a little stiffly.
“Even though they’re quitting?” Grandma asked. Kross’s lip twitched. 
“Eavesdropping on the job? Or did you mention it, Leon?”
“I mentioned it.” Leon said, looking out the window. “I did also say I hadn’t talked to you about it yet, so I didn’t think you would be a suspect.”
Grandma nodded. “Of course, yes, yup. But also maybe Mr. Kross sensed it.”
“Sensed it?” Kross said. Grandma shrugged. 
“Do you own the company, Mr. Kross?” Grandma continued. He nodded. 
“I’m happy to say I do.”
“Your name isn’t who came up as CEO when I boogled KMB.” Rosé said, looking thoughtful. 
“The CEO is, of course, an employee of mine. Like Mx. Pelles, here.” Kross smiled. York held a finger up. 
He pulled Rosé and Grandma into a brief huddle. “This guy’s a business man again.” He whispered. “Don't smell right to me.” Grandma nodded. 
“It’s suspicious on the face of it! Plus Leon’s quitting!”
“Let’s play some hardball...” Rosé said. They stood back up. Leon and Kross both watched them with bemusement. 
“Mr. Kross, can we ask you a few questions?”
“...Of course, I’m happy to help Leon out.” He sat down behind the desk and perched his head delicately on laced fingers. 
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“What do you think of untapped resources?” York asked. Mr. Kross tilted his head.
“Why is it untapped?”
“What about debts, are you responsible for your debts?” Rosé said immediately. Grandma scribbled.
“Heh heh heh.... Everyone is responsible for their own debts, wouldn’t you say?” Kross grinned and looked at Leon, who raised an eyebrow back.
“You like gamblin’?” York said.
“A touch, of the investment flavor.”
“Would ya arm wrestle?” He leaned in.
“Well, I can’t say it's come up, -”
“Do you know hypnosis?” Grandma said. 
“What is going on here, Leon?”
Leon laughed. “I have no idea. They’re just trying to find who stole my arm.” They glanced at Kross again. “Perhaps a clue indicated a gambling hypnotic businessman?”
Kross quirked an eyebrow. He glanced at York. “Arm wrestling?”
“He’s a strapping young orc.” Leon insisted. York nodded. 
“If ya wrestle, prove it.” Rosé watched through her lashes as Kross glanced again at Leon, almost imperceptibly. Leon gave the shallowest nod in response. 
Kross straightened up and sighed. “Young man, have you seen these arms?” He held one up. “If it helps to establish my innocence to you in this matter, I will, but you certainly won’t get any sport out of it.”
York chewed his lip thoughtfully. It was acceptable. “You pass. For now.” He said. Kross smiled crookedly. 
“I’m glad to hear. Now, is there anything else I can help you with? I really must get back to discussing Leon’s recompense with them. Privately.”
Grandma looked down at his notebook. “Let’s see... Do you know anyone who might be harboring a grudge against Leon?”
“The very idea of it is farcical.” Kross said.
Leon walked them to the front of the building. “...If you had let me know you wanted to come here, I would have brought you.” They said, after a while. “Still, it was funny to see Kross like that. He doesn’t break expression much.”
“Why did you say we’d talked about you quitting?” Rosé asked. 
“To be frank, to mess with him.” Leon shrugged. “I was a bit irritated. Well, I’ll talk to you later about it, if you want. I have to leave you here, for now. Get home safely.”
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esuemmanuel · 18 days
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Canta como el ángel que le dio vida a sus entrañas, mueve al mundo en una sola palabra que emite al abrir la boca y desarma. Y es que me he bebido el aliento de su boca y no he parado de cantarle alabanzas. Fue el rosa de sus alas —ángel de vestidura amorosa— el que cautivó al azul de mi fuego. La escuché, por un momento, y me sentí abrazado por el cálido placer de su ternura en flores del cielo. Esto es amarla, porque no puedo negarla; es la flor de mi vida, mi gardenia adorada. La miré, jugueteando con el viento, mientras su vestido se le pegaba al cuerpo y su risita cautivaba a mis pensamientos —así, así la quiero—. Corría y corría al roce del pasto y de la yerba crecida, estos parecían seguirla. En sus pequeños pies, los pétalos del cielo se volvían mariposas que destilaban poesía. Y yo la seguía, con la mirada la seguía. Me embelesaba con su danza, con su fragancia bendita… y reía, yo reía por tenerla cerquita. A veces, la extraño, tanto la extraño. En ocasiones pareciera que ya no escucho su voz y me pierdo, no me encuentro, porque Yo Soy de esa niña bonita, y no necesito nada, absolutamente nada, si la tengo cerquita. Es mi pedazo de vida, el silencio febril que a mi alma musita. Mi niña de luceros negros, la que me hace recordar que estoy vivo y no muerto en cada grano de sal que emerge de mi agua al roce de su recuerdo; ahí está ella, mi niña amada, la dulzura anhelada de mis noches sin sueño; la travesura del amanecer más inquieto. Y es que en sus brazos soy el niño que no ha dejado de crecer, mientras en su pecho —en su alma bendita— soy el fuego que la vuelve mujer. ¡Dios, es sonreír entre lágrimas al verla suceder! Hace ríos de mis mejillas al descender por mi rostro al tanto que la hago mía en el papel.
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She sings like the angel that gave life to her entrails, she moves the world in a single word that she emits when she opens her mouth and disarms. And I have drunk the breath of her mouth and I have not stopped singing her praises. It was the pink of her wings -an angel in a loving garment- that captivated the blue of my fire. I listened to her, for a moment, and felt embraced by the warm pleasure of her tenderness in flowers of heaven. This is to love her, for I cannot deny her; she is the flower of my life, my adored gardenia. I watched her, frolicking in the wind, as her dress clung to her body and her giggling captivated my thoughts -that's how I love her. She ran and ran to the touch of the grass and the overgrown weeds, they seemed to follow her. On her little feet, the petals of the sky became butterflies that exuded poetry. And I followed her, I followed her with my eyes. She enraptured me with her dance, with her blessed fragrance… and I laughed, I laughed for having her close to me. Sometimes I miss her, I miss her so much. Sometimes it seems that I no longer hear her voice and I get lost, I can't find myself, because I belong to that beautiful girl, and I don't need anything, absolutely nothing, if I have her close to me. She is my piece of life, the feverish silence that muses to my soul. My little girl of black stars, the one that makes me remember that I am alive and not dead in every grain of salt that emerges from my water at the touch of her memory; there she is, my beloved girl, the longed-for sweetness of my sleepless nights; the mischief of the most restless dawn. And it is that in her arms I am the child that has not stopped growing, while in her breast - in her blessed soul - I am the fire that makes her a woman. God, it is smiling in tears to see her happen! She makes rivers from my cheeks as they run down my face as I make her mine on paper.
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sun-and-moon-mushroom · 2 months
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Day 17: Hostage Situation
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(You know the ‘crack taken seriously’ tag? This is the opposite of that)
Ever since his youth, there had been very few things that Luo Binghe had failed at. Of course, sometimes negotiations with another kingdom fell through, or one of his wives was poisoned, or an ally would start plotting against him — but those were all easily solved. He would conquer the kingdom, cure his wife, and execute the traitor. This was simply how his life went — he would face a challenge, overcome it, and everything would return to the status quo. So, understandably, when he was rejected by an alternate version of Shen Qingqiu, who had married his crybaby counterpart, he immediately started making plans to go back and try again.
This time, when he found himself back in that other world, he was a bit more careful. He lurked around Cang Qiong, the little side-paths and shortcuts still familiar to him, even after so long, and waited. Then waited some more. Apparently, his other self liked spending so much time with his husband that it was almost impossible for Luo Binghe to find a time when they were apart. He spent at least a few weeks just lurking around the sect and observing the differences — Liu Qingge was alive for one.
He found himself spending a lot of time on Bai Zhan as he waited for his other self to finally stop acting like a housewife and leave to manage his empire in the demon realm. Even though Luo Binghe had certainly been discovering some new things about himself ever since meeting the other Shen Qingqiu, he thinks he would have still found Liu Qingge attractive, even before that. He greatly resembled his sister after all, but was somehow even more attractive — Luo Binghe spotted him returning to the Peak one day, face and robes still splattered with the blood of the beast he held over his shoulder, and had nearly collapsed on the ground from the sheer attractiveness of it.
Finally, after all those weeks of waiting, the other Luo Binghe left. Understanding that he probably didn’t have much time, Luo Binghe acted quickly — he needed a hostage, someone to threaten the other Shen Qingqiu with in order to make him agree to come back with him (he had a somewhat vague idea of what ‘consent’ meant, largely due to being expected to cure innumerable beautiful young women of things that would otherwise kill them). Based on his knowledge of the Shen Qingqiu from his own world, he knew just the person — Yue Qingyuan.
The sect leader was surprisingly easy to find and disarm — Luo Binghe found him lying face-down in his bed and crying over a bundle of old letters, which from what Luo Binghe could see, were rather poorly written and filled with swears and insults directed at him. Shrugging off this oddity, Luo Binghe grabbed Xuan Su, and tied Yue Qingyuan up with immortal binding cables, before using Xin Mo to bring him directly over to Qing Jing.
As he stepped through the portal, he heard a clatter, as the other Shen Qingqiu dropped his teacup in shock. A bit sloppy — he knew that his Shen Qingqiu would have been able to masterfully redirect the slip of his hand so the tea splashed over the face of the closest person he disliked (which was usually whoever was closest anyway). Perhaps marriage had made this one soft? Pushing the thought aside, because surely the drama of his harem would sharpen him up again, he held out Yue Qingyuan and held Xin Mo to his throat.
“Come with me or he dies!” he declared dramatically, a line he was quite used to, although usually he was the one on the other side of the threat.
“Oh,” said the other Shen Qingqiu, “I’d really rather not?”
Luo Binghe paused for a moment.
“… you’re willing to let him die then?”
The other Shen Qingqiu shrugged.
“Well, I’d really prefer not to go with you after what happened last time, and I’m sure he can escape by himself.”
Luo Binghe glanced at Yue Qingyuan, who was staring at Shen Qingqiu with teary eyes, and certainly not trying to escape at all. With a sigh, he dropped him onto the floor, where he lay like an especially depressed caterpillar.
“Who can I threaten you with then? Ning Yingying?”
“Eh.” said the other Shen Qingqiu, with uncharacteristic apathy. Luo Binghe started to wonder if this was actually a version of Shen Qingqiu, or if instead this was a timeline where a different soul completely just happened to have the same name and face.
“You would at least feel bad if I burnt the sect to the ground, right?” he asked with an increasing sense of desperation.
“Well,” said the other Shen Qingqiu, “I would certainly miss the bamboo, but Binghe is growing me some in the demon realm, so it wouldn’t be that bad”.
Luo Binghe turned around in disgust, only stopping to pick the sect leader back up again. He should have known better — for a Shen Qingqiu to seem nice compared to the original, he had to be missing something important somewhere else, and for this one, it seemed to be the ability to care about anything and anyone that wasn’t his own Luo Binghe.
Stepping back through the portal, he began wondering what to do next — his harem had seemed a bit stagnant for the last few decades, so now the other half of the population was open to him, maybe he should try it out? The Liu Qingge of this world was certainly pretty, and he had to admit the sight of the sect leader all tied up had been oddly appealing…
(Bingge then proceeds to form a harem out of every single person who wanted to be part of SY!SQQs if only he wasn’t so Binghe-brained)
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cutiepansstuff · 1 month
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Knowing you better than anyone
Missa sabe esconder sus sentimientos, pero Philza es quien mejor sabe leerlo.
Este es un escrito qué subí en AO3 a inicios del purgatorio, así que si no tiene sentido con los sucesos actuales y del purgatorio, es por esa razón.
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— Creo que eso sería todo por hoy, you made a good job guys.- habla el esqueleto a su equipo mientras guarda sus cosas en su mochila.
— Same to you Missa.- contesta su compañero americano palmeando amistosamente su espalda.
El ambiente amistoso que se había generado se convierte rápido en hostil y defensivo ante la llegada de cierto cuervo, quien levanta los brazos en señal de paz.
— I'm not here to fight, I'm disarmed.- hace saber dejando ver su inventario vacío a excepción de algo de comida.
— ¿Y qué se te ofrece Philza?.- contesta aún sin bajar su espada.
— I just want to talk with Missa, what do you say mate? Still trust on me?.- cuestionó mirando a aún esposo platónico, quien a pesar de la situación, continúa sintiendo afecto por su compañero.
— Ok, just one moment, don't worry guys, you can leave.- acepta otorgando una sonrisa hacia su equipo, quienes aún desconfiados continúan su camino.
BadBoyHalo te susurró: If you feel uncomfortable, call me
El esqueleto apreciaba el cariño y ayuda de su equipo, apaga su dispositivo volteando a ver receptivo al rubio, quien le dedica una sonrisa y abre sus brazos como si esperará un abrazo.
— Philza what-
— I know, better than nobody, you're sad, and probably guilty, maybe you are the same with everybody but I read you; you're not the same since the notice about Spreen.- aquella última parte hizo al pelinegro temblar, aprieta los puños volteando la mirada.
— Spreen was someone so important in your life, like a big brother, he's gone and nobody did nothing to find where he was; we don't know what happened, we live our lives like always without knowing what he was going through, and you, you hide your feelings.- continúa con su discurso acercándose con cautela al menor, quien por acto reflejo da unos pasos hacia atrás aún sin decir palabra.
— Come here mate, you need to release how you feel, I won't say nothing of this, I'm just worried about you.- termina por acercarse agachándose para poder entrar en el campo visual del mexicano, quien sin poder soportarlo más se abalanza a abrazarlo comenzando a llorar como nunca antes había hecho.
Pasaron varios minutos en esa posición en total silencio, únicamente escuchando los sollozos desconsolados del esqueleto, cuando Spreen fue dado oficialmente por muerto no pudo hacer nada más que continuar adelante, continuar por su equipo y por la vida de su hijo. Duraron un par de horas más así, no sin antes notificar a Bad sobre su estado para evitar su preocupación.
No dijeron palabra durante su tiempo juntos, sintiendo nostalgia por aquellas noches donde dormían abrazados con Chayanne en medio de ambos, ambos deseaban volver a aquellos tiempos, Philza deseaba que todo aquello no fuera más que un mal sueño y Missa, él se arrepentía del todo tiempo que estuvo fuera de casa, desaprovechando tantos momentos que pudo haber pasado al lado de Philza y Chayanne e inclusive Tallulah.
Para desgracia de ambos, no pueden retroceder en el tiempo ni revertir sus acciones, ahora deben combatir contra el otro por la seguridad de sus pequeños, o al menos eso es lo que esperan.
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And finally, after procrastinating A LOT, I present to you my Yunmeng Shuangjie fanmix!
I do truly hope you enjoy! And as in ye olden days, I will include under cut the lyrics that reminded me of them! But in the meantime you can listen to the playlist here:
TRACKLIST:
1 - Regina Spektor - Call them brothers
That's it, it's split - it won't recover Just frame the halves and call them brothers Find your fathers and your mothers If you remember who they are
2 - Kodaline - Brother
If I was dying on my knees You would be the one to rescue me And if you were drowned at sea I'd give you my lungs so you could breathe
3 - Imagine Dragons - I bet my life
Now remember when I told you That's the last you'll see of me? Remember when I broke you down to tears? (Woo-oooo-ooh, I bet, I bet my life) I know I took the path That you would never want for me I gave you hell through all the years
4 - Alkaline Trio - I found a way
I found away over the fear and through the flames I'm diving in, don't follow me Stay right here, I'll be back for you someday I found away, it'd be best if you just stayed It's not safe, don't follow me I found away, I found away
5 - Spineshank - Beginning of the end
The irritation we're pretending not to show Has replaced the motivation that I had not long ago […] Interrogation has replaced the trust we had Your misguided accusations helping me to turn my back
6 - P!nk - So what
What if this song's on the radio? Then somebody's gonna die I'm gonna get in trouble My ex'll start a fight Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, he's gonna start a fight (Huh) Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, we're all gonna get in a fight
7 - Of monsters and men - Hunger
And for the longest time I knew, there was nothing left for us to do But I tried, oh, I try And in this quiet company, there is nothing staring back at me I'm in need of a sound
8 - Linea 77 - The sharp sound of blades
The sharp sound of blades The deep wounds of hate My fingers tap on the wall The silent mess of your thoughts How long can it take ? How long before we break The fragile truce that will bring This bleeding love to the dawn?
9 - Tiromancino - Due destini
Perché siamo due destini che si uniscono Stretti in un istante solo Che segnano un percorso profondissimo dentro di loro Superando quegli ostacoli Se la vita ci confonde Solo per cercare di essere migliori Per guardare ancora fuori Per non sentirci soli Translation: Because we are two destinies that unite together Closed in a single moment That marks a path deep within them Overcoming these obstacles Whether life confuses us Just to try to be better To still look outside To not feel alone
10 - Subsonica - Nuvole Rapide
Su tutto ciò che ora parla di noi: Rabbia, illusioni e speranze che so Detonazioni di un attimo che Passerà E rimarrà forse il vuoto di noi A disarmare I rimpianti che so Per ricordarci in un attimo che Passerà Translation: On everything that now talks about us Anger, illusions and hopes I am aware of Detonations of a moment that It will pass And perhaps the void of us will remain To disarm the regrets I am aware of To remember us in a moment that It will pass
11 - Gotye ft. Kimbra - Somebody that I used to know
But you didn't have to cut me off; Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough
12 - Tiromancino - Amore impossibile
È amore impossibile quello che mi chiedi Sentire ciò che tu sola senti e vedere ciò che vedi Chiudere la realtà dentro la tua isola Ma non perdere la voglia di volare Perché l'amore è amore impossibile Quando non riesce a inseguire, è irraggiungibile Senso di libertà, oltre le stelle e il cielo Che è nascosto sul fondo dell'anima Translation: it's an impossible love what you're asking for, to hear what you alone can hear, and see what only you see Shutting reality in your island and yet not losing the will to fly because this love is an impossible love when it can't chase it is unreachable A sense of freedom, beyond the stars and the sky, that is hidden at the bottom of the soul
13 - AFI - Bleed black
(If you listen) Listen, listen (Listen close) Beat by beat (You can hear when the heart stops) I saved the pieces (When it broke) And ground them all to dust I know what died that night, it can never be brought back to life Once again, I know
14 - Noir Désir - Le vent nous portera
Ce parfum de nos années mortes Ceux qui peuvent frapper à ta porte Infinité de destins On en pose un, qu'est-ce qu'on en retient? Le vent l'emportera Translation: This scent of our dead years Those that can knock on your door Infinity of destinies We put one down, what do we hold on to? The wind will carry it away
15 - Green Day - 21 guns
Do you know what's worth fightin' for When it's not worth dyin' for? Does it take your breath away And you feel yourself suffocatin'? Does the pain weigh out the pride And you look for a place to hide? Did someone break your heart inside? You're in ruins
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