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#submission: ethicalnecromancer
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*Harry makes a lame post-coital joke with Murphy*
Harry’s Left Brain: Dude, what are you doing?! We’re blowing this!
Harry’s Right Brain: Well, what were we supposed to say?! We don’t know what made her like us in the first place!
LB! Harry: Fine, fine. Just calm down. Hard part’s over. As long as she doesn’t throw us any curveballs, I think we’re good.
Murphy: So…what should we do now?
LB! Harry: FUCK!
RB! Harry: What the hell is she talking about?! What comes after sex?!
LB! Harry: I don’t know! I never thought we’d get this far!
RB! Harry: Well, she asked us a question, so we have to say something!
LB! Harry: Look…just say anything!
RB! Harry: Anything?!
LB! Harry: ANYTHING! Just…say it with confidence.
RB! Harry: Eh, alright! Here goes nothing!
Harry: We should get married.
LB! Harry: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
RB! Harry: What?! You said “Say anything”!
LB! Harry: ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT, OBVIOUSLY!
RB! Harry: I’M SORRY, I DON’T DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE!
LB! Harry: *sighs* You know what? It’s fine. We’ll play it off as a joke. No harm done.
Murphy: *crying tears of joy* Yes! Let’s do it!
LB! Harry: YOU FOOL! YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL!!!
RB! Harry: Hey, she seems pretty happy about it! Maybe she knows something we don’t!
Murphy’s Left Brain: BITCH! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SAY YES?!?!
Murphy’s Right Brain: I DON’T KNOOOOOOWW!!!
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shiftingpath · 4 years
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Exalted Secret Santa 2019 Completed!
Thank you all for a great year! We had a great number of new participants for which I think I have to thank @raeliyah‘s art discord. Whether you were new to the trade or have participated many times, thanks for coming and I hope you return next year! 
Thank you as well to the people who watched from the sidelines and boosted the initial call and the submissions- thanks for your support and interest in these artists and their characters. If you haven’t had the time to take a look through this year’s offerings, here they all are collected for your convenience! 
Happy Calibration to us all, and see you next year,
-Path.
to @bansidheking from @fishcapades: Star of Everlasting Grace to @brimstone-and-helianthus from @hobo-wizard: Wind Erodes the Veneer of Dreams to @colonelkepler from @fiontan: Light Extinguished by the Call of Despair to @darksillykitty from @heedra: Hauntingly Beautiful Rain in the Scarlet Forest to @dullahaning from @misssunnysweden: Cynis Falen Yue to @ethicalnecromancer from @thetidewaters: Saint of Promised Silence to @fiontan from @shiftingpath: Iselsi Taren to @fishcapades from @jadehand: Remedy to @gryffonweald from @peripateticlibrarian: Walks in Circles to @heedra from @morpheousxo: Daia Shan to @hilow from @colonelkepler: Pale Claw of the Rainbow to @hobo-wizard from @sly-works: Author to @jadehand from @gryffonweald: Aryabhata to @keirangoldenwatch from @ethicalnecromancer: Theron Ruinseeker and Qiu Yue Jin to @kodoodles from @no-one-should-have: Wyld Skinner to @mechanicalriddle from @kodoodles: Broken Star to @misssunnysweden from @keirangoldenwatch: Airini to @morpheousxo from @bansidheking: Seraiah to @no-one-should-have from @brimstone-and-helianthus: The Nameless Woman to @peripateticlibrarian from @hilow: Trilling Song to @shiftingpath from @unconqueredcats: Ledaal Manus to @sly-works from @darksillykitty: Jackal and Toffee, Hotaru, Dusty to @thetidewaters from @mechanicalriddle: She Who Knows Ten Thousand Things to @thorn-amidst-roses from @dullahaning: Halvar to @unconqueredcats from @woolymonster: Peleps Liao Wen to @woolymonster from @thorn-amidst-roses: The Vigilant Eye
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Harry: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Mab: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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Lash: I didn’t do it for them. I did it for you,Harry. I’d kill for you.
Lash: Please tell me to kill for you.
Harry: No, Lash.
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Luccio: Hey Harry, that’s a nice top.
Mab: I have a name. Also, how dare you speak to him without my permission.
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Molly: [Mentally] Everything is going to be fine. It’s just a crush.
Harry: Hi, Grasshopper.
Molly: [Mentally] I love you.
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Harry: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy
Murphy: It must have been your personality.
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Murphy: I think Harry has a problem.
Molly: I got him that dandruff shampoo.
Murphy: Not a dandruff problem, a woman problem.
Molly: Harry has cramps?
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Charity: You broke my house!
Thomas: I saw a spider so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued; the spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down.
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Harry: Okay guys, I have good news, and bad news.
Sarissa: My mom always said ‘bad news first because the good news is probably a lie’.
Sarissa: Fun fact: She made me cry a lot.
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Harry[to some Summerfae]: Please! Wait, we need your help! If the Winterfae find us they’ll kill us!
Thomas: Or torture us!
Harry: Or keep us as some sort of creepy pet to play with how they please.
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Thomas: Molly, can I turn around and see Harry and Murphy making out in the tree behind me?
Harry: WE’RE NOT MAKING OUT!
Molly: They’re not.
Thomas: Damnit
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Harry: Get ripped, save everyone. Sounds like a stellar dream to me.
Murphy: Sounds kinda stupid. Sorry, not sorry.
Harry: Wha- hold on! Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!
Murphy: Sorry, not sorry.
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Harry: What up? I’m back.
Kincaid: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Harry: Death is a social construct.
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Murphy: What. Did you do?
Harry: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…
Murphy: What. Did you do?
Harry: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–
Murphy: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!
Harry: I WAS!
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Harry[waking up]: Murphy.
Murphy: What? What? What?
Harry: We fell asleep on the couch.
Murphy: What? Did we do anything fun?
Harry: I mean, we ate a lot of cheese.
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