Dick: Thank you all for joining me. What we have here is a fugitive situation. Our man has been on the run for thirty minutes. Also, our man is a dog.
Dick: Now I know what some of you are thinking, "Who cares? It’s just a pet."
Damian: No one was thinking that, you monster!
Dick: Good. That was a test.
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Bruce: Stop dancing.
Dick: *keeps dancing*
Bruce: Stop Dancing.
Dick: *still dancing*
Bruce: This is a direct order. STOP. DANCING.
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