#submitted quotes

[heathers-incorrect-quotes]

Veronica: So you’re driving, then Heather and Martha step onto the street in front of the car. What do you hit?

J.D.: Heather.

Veronica: *slaps head* The brakes J.D. The brakes.

#submitted quotes #submission #heathers #heathers the musical #heathers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #heathers 1988 #veronica sawyer #jason dean #heather chandler

[dndads-incorrect-quotes]

Willy: Only a heathen would bring a gun to a swordfight.

Glenn: And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

(Source: Skulduggery Pleasant)

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#dndads #willy stampler #glenn close dndads #mod normal #submitted quotes

[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

#submitted by anon! #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obeymeincorrect #luciferincorrect #mcincorrect

[incorrectbatfam]

[in a huddle]

Jason: There's a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.

#submitted by prison-mikes-bandana #source: canadian bacon #jason todd #red hood #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #submission

[boilingislestwt]

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[Image description: a twitter screenshot mock-up featuring two tweets from Hunter, from The Owl House. The first tweet reads "'Oh no we're all doomed by the narrative' maybe you are. i'm the narrative's favorite." The second tweet reads: "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". End description.]

#the owl house #toh memes #toh incorrect quotes #toh hunter #pfp credit: MagicSketti on deviantart #submitted by Anguigenus

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

DAVE: second day in the time loop i still suspect nothing

DAVE: third day in the time loop i realize that it has been tuck him in tuesday for seventy two hours

DAVE: fourth day in the time loop i realize that spending money has no long term consequence. i go to waffle house fifteen times

DAVE: fifth day in the time loop i am now sick of waffle house. i look up how much horses cost

DAVE: sixth day in the time loop i buy a horse. i dont know how to ride it

DAVE: seventh day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and watch youtube tutorials on horse riding

DAVE: eighth day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and i am getting better at riding it

DAVE: ninth day in the time loop. i once again buy the same horse. i can ride it successfully. it seems to know me

DAVE: tenth day in the time loop i buy the same horse and ride it to waffle house. i feed it hashbrowns and sweet tea

#source: @little-mephistopheles #has this been done. has this been submitted already #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider

[monkiekidtwt]

#context: quoted post is from an account that posts submitted quotes #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #freenoodles #<- in a way #🍭☁️

[realjrwiquotes]

day 79

Chip: You know what Gill, I guess this one is my destiny Gillion: It's your destiny to have gay sex Chip: I've been running from this one

Riptide #112: Light in the Dark - 32:58 submitted by @wiwi-wisp

#real jrwi quote #queue #submitted quote #jrwi riptide #grizzly immediately after: waitwaitwait nonono

[mha-quotes-and-such]

Bakugou: Rules are made to be broken. Iida: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Sero: Uh, piñatas. Midoriya: Glow sticks. Kirishima: Karate boards. Mina: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Bakugou: Rules.

#submitted by anonymous #bakugou #iida #sero #midoriya #kirishima #mina ashido #thanks for the submission! #incorrect bnha quotes #my hero academia incorrect quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #submission

[writersmorgue]

Source @/Sonic_Screwup on Twitter (I think)

Anon I want u to know that I am so sick but I got your submission and needed to make this immediately

#hawks #bnha #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #chat fic #incorrect my hero academia quotes #anon soup #headcanon #twitter #social media #keigo takami #submitted #bnha incorrect quotes

[heathers-incorrect-quotes]

Veronica: Now I'm telling my friend about how you killed that guy.

J.D.: I did it for love!

Veronica: Cool motive, still a murder.

#hi bestie <3 #submitted quotes #heathers the musical #heathers #heathers incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #heathers 1988 #veronica sawyer #jason dean

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie: *Kissing*

Monty: Y’all can’t do that in your room?

*The group stares at Monty*

Monty: Not a homophobe, just a hater.

#Submitted by aaaaaaaaaaaabcd #Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: Unknown #Glamrock Fronnie #Glamrock Bonnie #Glamrock Freddy #Monty #Montgomery Gator #Security Breach #FNaF: Security Breach

[empirearchives]

“I find fault, and quarrel with Napoleon, as a lover does with the trifling faults of his mistress, from excessive liking, which tempts me to desire that he had been all faultless; and, like the lover, I return with renewed fondness after each quarrel.”

— Lord Byron

Source: Byron, Napoleon, J. C. Hobhouse, and the Hundred Days, By Peter Cochran (x)

#Byron was so real for this #you know I really regret not submitting Bryon to the Napoleonic sexyman tournament #lord Byron #Byron #napoleonic era #napoleonic #napoleon bonaparte #napoleon #quote #Peter Cochran #romanticism #english romanticism

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, after Roy tells him to apologize for something: Okay, I will do it. But I have to warn you, this may make me a better person, and that is not the man you fell in love with!

#submitted by anonymous #source: friends #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #red hood and the outlaws #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batclan #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #submission

[overheardbyvarioustherapists]

Epel: Man... I really want a smoking hot body. Yuu: Have you ever tried cremating one? Epel: What- Yuu: What-

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twst incorrect quote #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quotes #twst memes #twst yuu #epel felmier #submitted by anonymous #incorrect quotes

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Peter: Look guys, I need help.

Ruth: Love help?

Steph: Financial help?

Richie: Emotional help?

Grace: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Grace*

Grace: What?

#submitted by anonymous #incorrect quotes #starkid #incorrect starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #incorrect nerdy prudes must die #pete spankoffski #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #steph lauter #grace chasity