#submitter: cinnamonzor

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Nowhere King: Embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him.

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Zulius, pointing at a pink skateboard: Oh my god, they have girl skateboards! You can skate now!

Horse, pointing at a rainbow skateboard: Oh my god, they have gay skateboards! You can skate now!

Zulius: We are fuckin' set!

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Durpleton: What's for dinner?

Wammawink: I can't tell you. It's a soup-prise.

Horse: Is it soup?

Wammawink: I soup-pose it could be.

Zulius: Stop that.

Wammawink: Stoup what?

Zulius: Saying soup puns.

Wammawink: No.

Wammawink: "Soup."

[the next day...]

Zulius: IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

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Glendale: Ya know what's technically not stealing? Putting an extra bike lock on a stranger's bike.

Wammawink: Oh god, don't you dare...

Glendale: I mean, if you think about it, it's insane that bike locks are legal. And just, like... available to the public. I mean, do you have any idea how much power you wield with just your imagination and a bike lock?

Wammawink: I'm starting to get one and I really don't like that you specifically have one too.

Glendale: I mean, I could just walk past a Baskin Robbins and be like "you're closed."

Wammawink: I'm confiscating your wallet.

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Horse: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners or-?

Zulius: I wanna fight kindergartners.

Ched: That wasn't even the full que-

Zulius: Those kids are gettin' slapped.

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Horse: Durpleton found out he could sneakily put post-its on people's backs without them knowing.

Horse: But he doesn't know they should say things like "kick me," so they just all have smiley faces on them.

#submission #submitter: cinnamonzor #all the quotes u submit are so good #i think u sent in one or two that i've already posted word for word so those ones i am not putting up but it makes me so happy to get these #from u and from everyone but u r lowkey running this blog as much as i am at this point lmao #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld #queue! #source: twitter #horse #durpleton

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Zulius: This gambit was designed to fail! It's like chess! Sometimes, in order to win, you have to sacrifice your king!

Horse: That's exactly how you lose at chess. Have you ever actually played the game?

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Zulius: Bitch.

Splendib: Blocked!

Zulius: Wait, unblock me. I have something to tell you.

Splendib: Unblocked.

Zulius: Bitch.

#submission #source: tumblr #submitter: cinnamonzor #cinnamonzor #zulius #splendib #centaurworld #incorrect centaurworld #queue!

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Zulius: Explain why you have this.

Glendale: Don’t for a second sit there and pretend that you don’t want a life-size cardboard cutout of Danny Devito.

#submission #submitter: cinnamonzor #source: tiktok #zulius #glendale #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld #queue!

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Wammawink: As the herd's Designated Adult, one of my favorite things to do when someone is getting on my nerves is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching them cry inside.

Wammawink: A fine example: the other day I pointed at a bridge and, while looking Zulius right in the eye, went “man, is that bae or what, huh?”

Wammawink: The look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

#submission #submitter: cinnamonzor #cinnamonzor #wammawink #zulius #source: tumblr #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld #queue!

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Glendale: Magic spells named after the wizard who developed them nearly always take the form of <developer's name><adjective><noun> such as "Otto's Irresistible Dance."

Glendale: Therefore, Mike's Hard Lemonade is a wizard spell. In this essay I will-

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Zulius: This isn't about Horse not being able to take a joke. This is about you. You're doing what I used to do. You're pulling a Zulius.

Ched: Posting my cousin's credit card number on Reddit because she said I looked tired?

Zulius, snickering: I forgot I did that.

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Ched: We need to talk about the amount of pillows you sleep with.

Durpleton: [poking his head out of a mountain of dozens of pillows]

Durpleton: Elaborate.

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Wammawink: Just came up with a really good four-word horror story, but I don’t know if you guys are ready for it.

Wammawink: "Two cups vanilla extract."

Durpleton: Okay, but what did they cook after they drank two cups of vanilla extract?

Waterbaby: Wow! I’ve never seen someone invent a whole new type of sin in just fourteen words before!

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Glendale, rolling down the car window: Is there a problem, officer?

Comfortable Doug: Get the fuck out of my car.

#submission #submitter: cinnamonzor #glendale #comfortable doug #source: tumblr #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld #queue!

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Horse: That's not funny.

Zulius: I thought it was funny.

Horse: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Instagram.

#submission #horse #zulius #submitter: cinnamonzor #source: ??? #incorrect centaurworld #centaurworld #queue!