#such banter

[awetfrog]

Do u think gales autism would just make him immune to astarions manipulation tactics

#my art tag? #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #astarion #the “i enjoy our walks in silence” banter got me sorry #astarion in the background when you dont tell an orphan to fuck off or smthng: 🥺

[aqrilene]

Someone forgot about sunscreen. ☀️

#baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #myart #Guess who destroyed the gith crèche #And was inspired by a certain dialogue #Also their dynamic is pure banter in the beginning

[bladesmitten]

WYLLVEMBER DAY 12: astarion

#.txt #bg3edit #gamingedit #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 wyll #wyll #wyll ravengard #astarion #astarion ancunin #wyllstarion #bloodpact #wyllvember #* #this is overworld banter and not an actual dialogue scene. okay? okay 👍🏽

[anastoza]

I'm on a quest to sketch my favorite party banters maybe next time I won't get so carryed away and color it heh, but my soul kinda needed some colour Also, I kinda went through act 2 and 3 untill they've fixed missing party banter, I personaly haven't heard it myself, but i did hear it on youtube

#bg3 #my art #gale of waterdeep #bg3 art #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #drow #fanart #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 tav #patry banter #karlach #karlach cliffgate #astarion is a bully #and a cat #and a rat (affectionately) #i wish i've made karlach more karlach?? #but i kinda got tired... #Gale it's ok SHE KNOWS #you are loved #I do love my silly wizard.. #karlach just happy for her friends #baldur's gate 3

[badasserywomen]

My three murder tanks are wives in my eyes and my tav is just there to ensure they are all well fed.

#baldurs gate 3 #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel #they are perfect for eachother #from the banter they share #i know lae'zel and shadowheart want to bang karlach

[mobius-m-mobius]

#obsessed with their priorities

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #loki spoilers #it's got your shape to it... i'm sensing owen at work again 😂 #banter for DAYS they're so married it's unbelievable #am i distracting myself from pain and suffering by thinking how hilarious it is loki's vocabulary now includes phrases like 'hoof it'?? #maybe so maybe so :')))) #btw if anyone wants to theorize about the ep - #i'm going on record as assuming mobius getting hot cocoa on his own is the point where the timeline went wrong ;;;; #dianagifs #owenwilsonedit #marvel #loki s2 spoilers #ouroboros #o.b. #casey

[zebruh]

it's funny when you marry alex in stardew cause his grandpa goes whaaAat noo what the hell two men? getting married? I didn't get my dick blowbn off in the coal mine for this! then give him a week and he's like heh my uncle was a farmer it's a noble, manly profession. I guess you're alright.

like I guess alex didn't mention to anyone he was dating the farmer who runs around in a crop top and trash can lid hat until last minute wonder why

#vwitty banter #stardew valley #i need to find out how to die that shirt

[straylaughs]

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

#you're telling me he spent half a day making a little dragon ladle and a legal codex to join in on banter???? #crazy. insane. perfect. #i will always think about how he could've been this cold and distant character #but instead he's filled with empathy. kindness. and a willingness to integrate more with humans #but also keeps his disdain for celestia #god.. just peak character fr #genshin impact #neuvillette

[quikyu]

They’re great!

#teal mask spoilers #pokemon #ogerpon #tsareena #hisuian lilligant #quikyu banter

[hannikin-grahamkin]

He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

#hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #hannibal #this is applicable to many pairings so pls feel free to blorbo tag #this is just a thought i had while making up witty banter for a fanfic #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal the cannibal #i hate to say it but #drarry #draco malfoy #harry Potter #listen i hate her just as much as most trans people but the fanfiction is fair game #enemies to lovers #enemies with benefits #enemies to friends trope #nygmobblepot #idk how i didn't think of them #my loves #edward nygma #oswald copplepot #batjokes #bruce wayne #joker

[ao3-crack]

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #is it flirting? is it banter? no idea #y’all ever change the text size on your screen so you can get the tag in one line #bc i do #fun fact

[vigilskeep]

took wyll out for the first time this run and he literally can’t stop flirting with lae’zel. relatable king

#bg3 #these are three separate banters but it reads like he just kept going AGSHSJKS

[jasminesfury]

messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts

oh hello i am in fact alive

“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”

“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)

being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them

“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”

^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”

“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”

“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”

“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”

“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”

getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around

“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”

“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”

“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”

“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”

“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”

“she says we bicker like an old married couple”

talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”

“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”

“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright

“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”

#dialogue prompt #imagine your otp #dialogue snippet #otp dialogue #otp incorrect quotes #otp prompts #otp ship #romance #romance prompts #story prompt #writing #writing prompt #writing prompts #writblr #fluff #fluff prompts #love prompts #flirty banter #kiss prompts #flirty #suggestive #enemies prompts #friends to lovers #enemies to lovers #smut prompts #exes to lovers #exes to lovers prompts #romance prompt #fwb prompt #making up prompts

[butchmime]

someone help me my girlfriend will not stop saying “democracy dies in darkness” in a daffy duck voice she’ll like drop something in the kitchen and instantly go “democrathy dieth in darkneth”

#mime banter #katy

[moonyspride]

regulus: honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-

remus: you sleep with a teddybear.

regulus: he’s sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

#marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #prongs #sirius being sirius #james and sirius #regulus and remus were besties #regulus black #remus and regulus #banter #remus john lupin #regulus being regulus #regulus arcturus black #regulus and remus

[tolbyccia]

brisket and asphalt<3

#guilty gear #guilty gear strive #ggst #elphelt valentine #elphelt guilty gear #bridget guilty gear #guilty gear bridget #briphelt #finished #their banter is so cute...... love it when girls