#suck it thanos

[charlesoberonn]

Great Marvel villains that had a complete characterization and an arc with less than 30 minutes of screentime

#i know it's popular to hate on the MCU but Thanos in Infinity War is a great character #Thanos in Endgame fucking sucks though and is basically a different character

[drbtinglecannon]

The funniest part of Belos growing Raine's hair out into a mullet is Raine has thinning hair

At least that's how I interrupt it, with how far their hairline has receded and how much shorter & flatter it sits than it did when they were younger

Like look at their hair from 14 to 20s/30s to mid-40s, it's grayed and there isn't as much over the decades

So Belos doing this to it

Is funny, that at the cost of getting possessed, Raine has longer thicker hair again lol

#toh #toh spoilers #raine whispers #emperor belos #philip wittebane #belos has 1 thing going for him & its his hair so he WILL carry it over w him each time he possesses someone #*insert thanos meme ''what did you get'' ''long hair again'' ''what did it cost'' ''bodily autonomy'' here* #the owl house for the future #anyway raines dumb ice cream cone hair was cute. but this look is better. it just sucks it was provided by the worst guy you know #tc posts

[opaleyedprince]

obligatoryyyy jjk oc post time!

kamo sakuya || kamo senri onoue (zenin) anzu || inumaki aiichiro gojo nagisa || gojo hokuto

sakuya is one of a pair of twins born to the kamo clan a year before gojo's own birth. even as a child, he displayed obvious signs that he had inherited the clan's technique of blood manipulation. this coupled with his mastery of reverse cursed technique at a young age greatly reduced the limiting factor of the family technique, allowing him to develop his own offensive and defensive uses of it and truly make the technique his own; not simply a tool he happened to be given by the family.

he was hailed as the up-and-coming head of the clan and promised to a child of the gojo clan in both of their youth. though he was a frail thing in his younger years, when he and his twin attended kyoto jujutsu high he developed a love for strategy and battle that suited his stubbornness and capacity for staying positive in the face of what others would consider certain defeat. in the present, he acts as the clan head, doing his best to efficiently take care of his duties and responsibilities so he can spend his time off with one or both of his husbands.

senri is sakuya's twin, and while he inherited the clan technique, she was born with no cursed energy whatsoever, not even possessing the ability to see curses. with her heavenly restriction, senri has advanced senses and reflexes, including a highly refined danger sense that allows her to not even need to see curses and makes her a beast in combat; after years of training, she is even able to control how sharp each sense is at any given time, such as holding back her strength or dulling her senses on purpose in order to interact with the outside world without it overwhelming her.

she refuses to tolerate anyone talking down to her or her brother, and she is not afraid to goad people when she knows the situation will ultimately shake out in her favor. even as a child, she had a knack for reading people's emotions, a talent she used to embarrass the adults in her life a lot. she and her brother are each the other's keeper, and so long as he has any say in the matter she will always have a place in the family. like her brother, she is very stubborn, a trait that has served her well over the years and made her unshakeable in the face of those who deride her presence in the sorcerer world.

anzu was born outside the zenin clan, and in fact outside the jujutsu world altogether. her mother left the clan at a young age and took up freelance work as a sorcerer, eventually meeting and falling in love with a fashion designer. although she has no connection to the zenin (who were told she had no cursed energy or potential whatsoever upon her birth), her other mother's side of the family is quite large and very well-off, and they all adore her dearly. she was afforded every opportunity as she grew up on one of the family's many estates, learning physical and jujutsu combat from her zenin mother and being tutored by her other mother in non-sorcerer areas of study.

a true prodigy from birth, her technique manifested when she was only four years old: shadow manipulation and the ability to summon shikigami. with her access to private tutors and the expertise of her mother, she flourished. she speaks at least three languages apart from japanese and japanese sign language, and is working towards degrees in business and textile sciences. when she was around ten, the estate was visited by a white-haired man who was unbothered by her mother's blade at his throat, and claimed he only wanted to help them. in the present, anzu is intermittently visited by one satoru gojo (sometimes accompanied by one or both of his husbands) for additional jujutsu training, and she looks forward to the day when she'll be able to leave the estate for extended periods of time.

aiichiro is a little over a year younger than toge, and although they aren't actually siblings (rather they're cousins) he still views him as a big brother figure and someone he holds up as the exact sort of sorcerer he wants to be. he has the snake eyes and fangs inscribed on his cheeks and tongue in white rather than the black marks toge bears, and as a child he followed the other boy everywhere he went, always copying him or begging to get clothes/food/other things that were just like his. the two were almost inseparable, and the entire family assumed they would both become accomplished sorcerers.

as he grew, aiichiro developed a stutter, and this coupled with his generally shy and withdrawn nature, and his appreciation of things most others found distasteful (bugs, "pest" animals, and death) made him the target of severe bullying at the hands of other children. because of this, he spoke less and less as he grew older, wearing a mask to hide his cursed speech markings and writing most of the time; only using sign to communicate with people he trusted and felt comfortable around. in the present, he is working privately with two members of tokyo jujutsu high's staff to catch up to toge and the others, refining his technique and trying to find a reliable method of strengthening his vocal cords.

nagisa is a gojo who obviously inherited both of the clan's techniques from birth, surviving assassination attempt after assassination attempt as she grew up with very few protections provided to her. the attacks on her life forced her to grow quickly, and she developed a paranoid streak that - while inconvenient for those around her - kept her alive. she spent more time as a special grade than she did as a non-special grade, and as a result of her experiences she is curt and fatalistic when it comes to the world around her. she survives on a steady diet of coffee and one to two meals per day, and is very frugal with her money despite her family's status.

her decision to have a child was born out of a desire for someone she could trust, something that would be hers and not belong to the clans or the higher-ups of the sorcerer world. when it appeared her child had inherited no technique at all, she didn't mind; the child was special to her simply by coming into the world. she was considered the best and regularly given missions that would have been suicide for anyone else, until one day she failed to return from a routine assignment. in the present, all existence of her has been wiped from the records, with the only remaining sign of her being a redacted report that lists her as missing in action.

hokuto spent their youngest years without a single sign that they had inherited any technique; in fact, many of the clan members assumed they must have had a heavenly restriction. for those who targeted them, it was considered almost a mercy to remove the ungifted child of the gojo family from the world. it was only after a particularly close attempt on their life that they revealed they had in fact inherited both clan techniques, and had been repressing their cursed energy due to the stress simply existing put on their mother's body. they spent their childhood training with their mother, who taught them everything she knew about their family techniques; even sharing things she had kept from every other soul alive and allowing them to bloom into a gifted jujutsu user. she didn't teach them out of a desire for a soldier, but rather because she wanted them to be able to survive anything the world threw at them.

when not training, they spent their time playing in the woods or bothering another child several years older than them - a member of the zenin clan who had been born compltely without cursed energy - much to that child's annoyance. it was only after their mother vanished on a mission that hokuto's attitude of nothing mattering crystallized into an almost malicious noncompliance, and upon graduating they departed from the jujutsu world altogether, severing their ties to it completely. in the present, they spend most of their days using six eyes to cheat at cards and otherwise swindle people out of their money. they have a general disregard for respect towards their elders and have nothing but disdain for their world. simply put, they are a deadbeat sorcerer.

#opal.txt #oc lore tag #oc tag: sakuya #oc tag: senri #oc tag: anzu #oc tag: aii #oc tag: nagisa #oc tag: hokuto #they all inhabit my 'everything still sucks but a bit to the left' au where characters do not die as much <3 bc i said so #toji watching that kid he grew up with lose their marbles: oh i have GOT to get the fuck out of here #also this is only abt half of my jjk ocs sorry the others are for my daydreams #gojo showing up in places he shouldn't be adding prodigies to his gang like thanos collecting stones. he's like call me uncle satoru <3 #and anzu is like. mister gojo :) #aii is training w/shoko and geto btw. geto doesn't lord the fact that he has a student who says he's his favorite sorcerer over gojo's head #but he COULD #aii's hair is messy bc he cuts it himself and he is bad at it

[cantsayidont]

December 1977. Given how much Marvel has since pushed Adam Warlock, Thanos, and the Infinity Gems, it's somewhat ironic that Jim Starlin's original Warlock series was rather ignominiously canceled before the story was complete, leaving the conclusion to play out in THE AVENGERS Annual #7 and MARVEL TWO-IN-ONE Annual #2 in the fall of 1977, both magnificently illustrated by Starlin and Joe Rubinstein. Continuing the story into the latter Annual required Starlin to frame his finale as, improbably, a Thing/Spider-Man team-up, but it's Mar-Vell (whose series Starlin had also written and drawn for a while) who delivers the full-page eulogy for Adam Warlock, a minor Kirby character whom Roy Thomas and Starlin had transformed into a tortured cosmic figure, driven by truly existential angst.

Given that Thanos' plot in this story had involved using the combined power of the six Infinity Gems (here still called "Soul Gems") to blow "every star out of the heavens," leaving Adam's vampiric Soul Gem just lying on his grave seems a trifle irresponsible, but at this juncture, Warlock is dead, Thanos has been reduced to a literal monument to his own folly, and none of the survivors understands the full power of the gems. Also, they don't know that the souls of Adam Warlock, Gamora, and Pip the Troll, taken by the Gem before their deaths, now reside in the idyllic landscape of Soul World.

Starlin would subsequently write the end of Mar-Vell in the memorable THE DEATH OF CAPTAIN MARVEL graphic novel in 1982, which returned Thanos as a kind of psychopomp. Alas, Thanos subsequently became too commercially important a villain (in the comics and later in the dreary live-action movies) to ever stay dead or truly learn from his mistakes.

#comics #the avengers #marvel two in one #jim starlin #joe rubinstein #adam warlock #thanos #pip the troll #gamora #mar-vell #infinity gems #the general rule with thanos stories remains: #if starlin wrote it it might be good #especially if it has warlock in it #not always (infinity war and infinity crusade were dire) #but if starlin is NOT involved it will almost certainly suck #if you're wondering: the two worlds of which adam was the savior #were earth and counter-earth

[zaptap]

#(this is from marvel two-in-one annual 2) #spider man #thanos #peter parker #if it sucks hit da bricks

[s0fter-sin]

i hate the commercialisation of the avengers inside the mcu both bc i find it cringy and meta but also bc it narratively doesn’t make sense.

we spent ten years establishing that the avengers are a contentious presence, civil war was literally about people not trusting them bc of what/who they are and now it’s almost completely erased and everyone loves them now? and don’t even get me started on rogers the musical

the way clint reacts makes it seem like the writers are trying to say it’s in poor taste but it’s less bc it trivialises a literal alien invasion but bc clint misses natasha and it hurts him to see an interpretation of her. not bc people are singing and dancing about an event that got hundreds if not thousands of people killed. the closest american equivalent i can think of is 9/11. people can’t even joke about it without being torn apart and it happened over 20 years ago. the battle of new york happened 10 years ago in the current mcu, the snap happened maybe a year ago, you’re telling me everyone’s chill with a musical about one of the worst days of their lives?

“i can do this all day” being their tagline encapsulates everything i dislike about it. the only people steve said that to were nazis that were immediately killed, tony who would never talk about what happened in siberia and the 2012 version of steve says it to him. no one else would know that phrase and acting like it’s something he crowed from the rooftops is at best a plot hole and at worse, an indictment of how little care the writers are having for the new era of the mcu

#other than the odd thanos was right graffiti the public loves the avengers now #and that spits in the face of over 10 years of established development and world building #even scott writing a book and becoming a celebrity doesnt make sense with his character considering all he wanted was to be a good father #now he wants to be famous and get attention? #to the point of disregarding his daughter? the entire point of his character? #and tony and hulk and presumably the rest of them getting ice cream named after them after civil war? everyone hated you three minutes ago #i already hated professor hulk for killing the hulk then acting like they didnt but him signing things and dabbing during the blip? #why was he being treated like a celebrity? #he and the avengers failed and half the universe died as a result why would people like him after that? #the avengers bringing everyone back shouldve created an ‘it was the least you could do considering you failed the first time’ energy #it should be grudging gratitude not this worship thats happening #which makes the flag smashers even weaker when theyre the only ones not sucking up the avengers ass #of course they hate the new world order theyre villains not getting what they want duh #instead of it being a valid expression #everyone in the world is way too happy and chill with everything when Half Of Everything Was Dead a year ago #it just doesnt follow the careful realistic world building set up over the entire mcu #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #marvelous #talk meta to me #marvel #the avengers #the snap #meta #captain america #rogers the musical #endgame #mcu #phase 4 #phase four

[tyrannuspitch]

i was going to make a post like "i know i'm succumbing to their nefarious propaganda by saying this but i'm always disappointed when a villain has an american accent. like make an effort" but then i remembered several american villains who definitely do make an effort so it turns out i'm actually winning (seeing disappointing american villains and assuming the problem is the america). one all in national stereotyping, peace and love on planet earth. and also wherever americans come from i guess

#[seeing normal villain] wow. u suck at villainy [seeing thanos] wow. americans suck at villainy #please don't take this post seriously i just like to say things sometimes

[honeysider]

man i never get invested in superhero shit but worm's got me in a vice grip. i've never given a shit more about supervillains and superheroes more than i do at this moment

#it mostly helps that the superheroes and supervillains are actually focused on stopping and doing crime rather than some weird thanos shit #mcu sucks #we're on the ground now there's gangs headed by parahumans and shit #worm

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Thanks y'all for putting up with my lil experiment. Yeah, I know it was full of horrible AI art and really dumb story. But I'm pretty happy with what I made out of my stupid love for the big purple dummy.

Maybe I'll do date 2 next year. And cause y'all more misery.

💜

#thanos and death the date #thanos #marvel #marvel comics #thanos the mad titan #infinity gauntlet #marvel cosmic #avengers #marvel cinematic universe #lady death #avengers infinity war #mistress death #thanos loves death #ai nightmare #ai generated #yes ai art sucks #but you gotta say mine were funny #thanos the dad titan

[velociraptors-dont-lie]

One of these days I'm going to continue writing my loki fic in which I ignore fucking everything and give the man everything he fucking deserves. Yes. I will. One day. I will return to it.

#Loki #Original loki #And his growth #The growth we should have had #Where he did not die to a giant sentient grape #Cause he's fucking loki #Trickster #Dying to thanos fucking please #Stupid #Loki x oc though #Cause I suck at x readers #Loki show what loki show? It doesn't exist to me #Stupid writers that don't care for my boy #Thor 1 film is my favourite and the best #Lol #2011 2013 loki supremacy

[adamwarlock]

I've decided they're talking about Adam <3

#THIS COMIC SUCKS LOL #whatever. my canon now #wednesday spoilers #text #thanos #mistress death #till death do us part

[meatmensch]

“hunting” is such a funny name for what sam and dean do especially as the seasons go on and monsters/beings are more and more humanized. often they don’t “save” anyone they stick their noses in other peoples’ private affairs and needlessly murder people. in “regarding dean” they find a dead guy who was probably killed by a witch and then *checks notes* murder an entire family? that wasn’t even planning on killing everyone else? ok

#hate it here. this show sucks so bad. #like yeah. dean and cas are in love. but god. seeing them be in love costs a LOT #insert that one thanos meme here #my posts #spn

[fezal-iyra]

i didnt predict it but i just thought of a very nice way to kill off a bunch of innocents because the world is overpopulating.

thanos should have discussed with me before risking an arm to do it :)

#marvel #avengers endgame #thanos sucks ass

[fierath]

ok so I just saw quantumania and I have to say

kang

that man can get it

he'd cast one glance at thanos who would proceed to shrivel up and die

ultimate style King

also he's terrifying (but like, in a good way)

#kang the conqueror #ant man and the wasp quantumania #amatwq #thanos can suck it #rip to the grape man

[lilydvoratrelundar]

ok i havent seen the film yet so correct me if this is wrong but from what i’ve heard said about gorr the god butcher in thor 4 i think we’ve reached the peak of “maybe the villain has a point” when the point the villain is making is pretty much genocide. maybe you shouldn’t be trying to have them actually be saying something when the goal is to create a bomb to kill all gods in existence

#lily dot tee ex tee #marvel #thor #if reviewers are going 'but like.. is gorr wrong? like the gods suck! why are we rooting for people to stop him? because he'd kill thor too' #then uhhh you have not written a good villain i dont think #turning thanos from 'i am literally in love with death' to 'but what about the overpopulation' was weird enough. i dont like this trend #thor love and thunder #i will withhold further actual analysis until i actually watch it but like. wtf.

[atimebombarcarchive]

Headcanon: Half of the universe dies, and he claims it to be completely unbiased, but there were lives Thanos chose to spare: 1) Nebula - Now his only remaining child, though not the prodigal child he had in Gamora. She is still a project to be proud of, someone who very nearly killed him. She was a success, though not as much as her other siblings. 2) Tony - Not only because his life was the exchange for the time stone, though that was a part of it, but also he respected Tony’s fight against him, against his army before in New York.  And there are those he does not spare on purpose as well: 1) Wanda - He feels her grief, almost immediately. He too, that day, had killed someone he loved, and it cost him everything. Even if her efforts were in vain, they cost her the same. He would not want someone to live with that pain and anguish, though he shall.  2) Peter Quill - Similar reasons: Gamora’s death was a heavy price to pay for him, and he saw the anger and hatred and pain in Quill the moment the truth was out. 

#HEADCANON / Some thoughts to consider #MUSE / Thanos #[ LISTEN I KNOW HE SUCKS BUT ] #[ i sleep with a thanos plushie I LOVE HIM ] #[ I CANT EXPLAIN IT ] #[ he's a piece of shit i'm not defending his actions ] #[ bUT ] #[ i'm also gonna write him BYE ]