#suck my ass marvel.

[abby420]

listen i’m trying to get into loki s2 but i just can’t bc it just makes me miss the s1 era 😭 like do y’all remember all the loki edits to bo burnham songs?? and the grocery store divorce being edited to that fighting in the grocery store song??? that was unmatched. s2 sucks in comparison

#lnly watching it now bc my lil sis loves it and i try to be interested in my siblings interests and marvel was like our thing for awhile #like we’d watch all the movies and shows together #but the mcu has lowkey sucked since nwh #well gotg3 was really good and wakanda forever was amazing #i kinda loved hawkeye and she hulk too #but everything else has been ehhhh #also watching loki s2 to see if him and mobius are gonna fucknasty or not #ik they won’t but they should #mobius has got his ass on a leash fr #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #lokius

[blackhillverse]

do i want to play black widow in the background while studying for my ukrainian grammar lecture, only to get mad halfway through because of how poorly this movie portrays slavic people or should i just study in silence.

#this movie is my roman empire #and i don’t mean it in a flattering way #the only thing this movie got right are the braids #thats it #if you want to make a movie with slavic characters and set in eastern europe at least do some basic research i BEEEEEEEED YOUUUUU #its been 3 years since this movie came out and i’m still FUUUUMING #i could write a whole ass essay why this movie sucks not only due to a poor portrayal of slavic ppl (nothing new here) #but how they handled natasha’s character #god #i made my therapist listen to my ramblings about THIS topic once and the poor woman had to sit for an hour and take notes on natasha #bonkers #anyways #i feel like i have already posted something very similiar but i do not careeeee #moira speaks #semi personal #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #mcu #marvel cinematic universe

[starredforlife]

kung fu panda 4 equivalent to final destination 4 in my mind. trainwreck

#BEST PART WAS THE VERY LAST SCENE WHEN MY BABY GIRL SHOWED UP FOR TEN SECONDS PF 0 DIALOGUE INTERACTION #*of #I gasped like a child I compared it to the disciples seeing Jesus risen in person #OTHERWISE MOVIE SUCKED. I called it mid but I’m wrong it was actually ass #maybe the most offensively written dreamworks movie since boss baby in terms of quality and the intelligence level it assumes of its #audience #kung fu panda 2 might as well be the illiad comparatively #and it is. btw. #it’s like. if they made a marvel movie out of it #I’m discarding it I’m rewriting it it’s not canon to me. bye #kfp #star’s thoughts

[ramrage]

i’m like. cackling to myself at 4 am looking at this because WHAT THE FUCK. who the fuck does this?????? this is so fucking. yo. like i have had people actually inside of me and were they to touch me like this and look at me like this, it would feel too intimate. like, my skin would fucking crawl. but hoo hoo hoo here these imbeciles are, looking at each other like they’ve hung up the moon and stars i can’t fucking handle it i really can’t

#like what on earth #how did no one at marvel clock how queer and incestuous this looks #like i get it the gaze says a lot #but thor baby my love my sun and stars your HAND #might as well start sticking your fingers in his damn mouth #if you’re gonna do it go all the way don’t half ass this on me #they had to have thor threaten loki with mjolnir in the prev shot #because otherwise #it would only be natural to assume his hand was doin some other shit #yfm #having a brother can be so handy!! #just guys being dudes #just bros sucking toes #thorki #thunderfrost

[veunho]

I live for authors doing this shit

#WELL WELL LOOK WHO'S READING BNHA FANFICTION AGAIN #I'm sorry father for I have sinned #there's nothing bad with it! #I love it! #but once I start reading superhero/vigilante fics I can't stop! #it happened with Marvel #It happened with bat family too #IT HAPPENED WITH THAT WEIRD WAVE OF VIGILANTE FANFICS IN DSMP #and now I'm back to spot one: #BNHA #*sigh* #time to look through my old tabs and finish reading some I guess #Or I could. you know. open twenty new tabs #No one's stopping.e #yes I “cut” the image in ibis paint my phone FOR SOME GODDAMN REASON lacks a proper gallery and google photos sucks ass #and I ain't going through the trouble if finding a gallery app or photo editor I like #anyways #i'm just rambling

[p-perkeys]

Daredevil Gang War: Bellona

Bought it Wednesday and did not read until 30 seconds ago because I was sooo mad about Wolverine that I just didn't want to touch comics. But.

I love it.

I don't know how anyone else feels, or if anyone else is already super invested in Bellona like me, but I just love it. She's sassy. A little arrogant. That's perfect. The confidence of her standing there saying, essentially, you can't/won't kill me is FUEL for my headcanon of her being like Akihiro (please Marvel please Marvel please Marvel please Marvel let them meet let them meet let them meet because I just envision her being is little SIDEKICK PLEASSSEEEEEEEE).

I love that she was actually in the book. Like it wasn't one or two scans... she was alllllll in the story. I'm really excited for this. I don't think I could have imagined a more perfect resurfacing for her. I'm so curious to find out where she's been and what brought her from S.H.I.E.L.D. to being a paid assassin.

Surprised to say this days after posting a mile long rant but... good job, Marvel. I didn't hate it.

Okay, so, come back Akihiro, you have another little sister to saveeeeeeeeee.

#marvel #daredevil #daredevil gang war #bellona kinney #no scans becaue my phone sucks ass #which my pictures always suck ass anyways and are blurry #but yeah #generally i'm happy with it #not that it needs my stamp of approval or anything

[skyfucker]

Obi-Wan going down on Anakin for the first time. Scenario two.

For @ragnarlothcat who asked for this ^^

What the fuck the Force was thinking when she made Anakin this beautiful, Obi-Wan would never know. He’s eternally grateful though. Anakin was supposedly the Chosen One, destined to save the galaxy and bring balance to the Force. But how was he going to get anything done, let alone save countless lives, if everyone around him wanted to kriff him silly? His own Master included.

Obi-Wan was content with watching Anakin from the side, admiring his beauty and cherishing his smiles. Proud beyond words at how much Anakin had grown, kind and good. Reverent over the raw power he possessed, humble before the amount of time his once Padawan poured into his training. Yes, he was content. Content with quick smiles thrown his way, jabs and sarcastic comments, late night invitations for sparring, teary eyes that seemed to beg for something. Even though he longed for those beautiful, bright eyes to stay on him for longer, for those strong, capable hands pull him in for a hug, for sweeter words that he knew Anakin associated with him, for their sparring to get out of control, just a little bit, for Anakin’s grip to get tighter, for him to get closer, for him to, perhaps, notice how his Master’s signature in the Force stutters and fumbles whenever Anakin grunts right into his ear.

If he noticed, maybe, just maybe, Anakin would think it over and deem to give him a chance. A chance for Obi-Wan to show that he can be good for Anakin, not just as his Master, as his friend, or as his brother in arms.

Then the chance came, in the form of a horny Anakin jerking himself off in their little shared room.

Anakin had shielded his arousal well without closing off their bond and making Obi-Wan worry, and that was why Obi-Wan had no idea that he would get to see Anakin’s hard cock, that he would get to hear Anakin’s moans, when he opened the door fully intending to catch up on some sleep.

He had turned away instantly, his cheeks heating up and his heart doing silly things in his chest, but a second later something hot and crazy had taken hold of his will, perhaps the incredibly tight bond he shared with Anakin had finally rubbed off on him too much. With boldness that he didn’t know he possessed, Obi-Wan turned back to his flustered Padawan — Anakin would always be his Padawan — and said. “Apologies, my dear, I shall leave you to it. But… if you would like, I could help you?”

Anakin stared at him for a few seconds, a few seconds that felt like an eternity to Obi-Wan, before licking his lips and nodding. Obi-Wan had closed the door behind him and locked it. Anakin had swallowed.

Now?

Now Obi-wan can’t believe Anakin’s letting him do this. His gorgeous, young Padawan is letting him touch him, kiss him, take him in his mouth. And the way he looks, his feelings in the Force — oh, fuck, the way Anakin feels in the force — is all telling him something impossible. 

That Anakin loves him, wants him, even worships him.

Obi-Wan gently let Anakin’s pretty cock slide out of his mouth and was rewarded with a tiny whine. He gave small kisses as an apology. “Shhh, dearest, I’m here, I got you. I simply wished to —” The sound Anakin made when Obi-Wan took one of his balls in his mouth was rewarding all of his pleas to have Anakin feel good, like a gentle caress spoiling a loth-cat. He took his sweet time rolling his tongue around Anakin’s balls before going back to sucking him off. He used his hand to cover most of it, while working his mouth round the tip part.

“Obi-Wan,” Anakin was watching him with his mouth wide open, eyes almost teary. “You’re so good, Master. That-that feels really fucking good,”

He knew that Anakin was jealous. He felt it in their bond, which should have been severed three years ago. Along with his delight to have his Master on his knees before him, and the intense pleasure he felt from having his pretty cock sucked for the first time, Anakin was also slightly displeased that Obi-Wan had done this to others before, even though he was begrudgingly thankful that Obi-Wan got to become this good at it.

Impossible boy. What would Obi-Wan do with him? Except of course give him everything he would ever want.

As Anakin’s orgasm approached, Obi-Wan felt his own get pulled closer because Anakin wanted it so.

Come together. Want you to come with me. Please, Obi-Wan. Come with me.

Demanding and powerful as ever in the Force, his once Padawan was basically using the damned thing to fuck Obi-Wan’s arousal. He had never felt anything like it before.

 “Master, I’m gonna… Obi-Wan… please… let go, or I’ll… in your mouth, ugh, Master!”

Sweet, sweet Anakin. How could he still not know how hungry his old Master was for his cum? Obi-Wan surged forward to swallow all of Anakin’s cock, at the same time grabbing his ass and squeezed, delighted to feel the soft flesh beneath his hands, slightly cool from the long exposure to air.

With greed that he felt only when it came to Anakin, Obi-Wan swallowed every drop of cum that his once Padawan generously provided. Some trickled down to his chin but he quickly wiped them with his fingers then licked off everything. Delicious. Perfect. Anakin.

Anakin was still watching him, breathing heavily, his curly hair plastered to his forehead.

"Fuck," he groaned. "Obi-Wan, you can't do that."

Pleased with himself, Obi-Wan planted one last (for now) kiss on Anakin’s sensitive cock before getting up to pull Anakin into a kiss, pushing back his sweaty hair and grabbing his ass again. He would fuck that ass later on, just as soon as he and Anakin got to have a small talk.

Scenario one here

#ragnarlothcat #my writing #obikin #was gonna turn in for the night but then I was writing this ^^ #I promise scenario three will be out before the New Year #love love love New Year and love love love giving out presents #so it will be like a tiny present from me to you hehe #they did have their talk by the way #and then Obi-Wan did fuck that ass of Anakin's #marveled at how responsive and agreeable and fun and needy Anakin was in bed #of course he'd be perfect #and insatiable #Obi-Wan will of course be delighted to know that Anakin never sucked a cock before in his life

[cyber444angel]

sometimes i think about the type of media i was into from 2017 to like mid 2020 & i genuinely want to throw up

#& it’s not even like ‘noooo cringe past me’ type shit #bc i also found out about gunnm at the time which is still one of the main universes i go to #also i still love stuff that i loved when i was like 9 (aka. hunchback of notre dame) so yea #but jesus christ what the fuck was i on otherwise #at least i had the mental capacity to stop watching game of thrones 2 episodes into season 8 #like wow congratulations u realized that hate watching stuff is a complete waste of time!! cool!!! #but ig sorry 2 scott pilgrim & half of the dc universe i can’t fuckin stand this shit at this point #((partially sparing teen titans here bc they actually had some good concepts in the show)) #& alien was actually always the best movie in the series & if u say ‘WELL ACTUALLY ALIENS IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER🤓’ #ok????? go & suck james cameron’s dick some more or sth fuck off!???? #((like most 80s action movies r so cringe to me like shut the fuck up predator is genuinely ass & there’s not a single enjoyable moment)) #+ marvel was always mid & i don’t understand how i manipulated my brain into liking any of the shit they made #also not even gonna talk about music here oh my god dude

[spider-man-2o99]

until proven otherwise i am going 2 be baselessly assuming that this apparent spider-woman character is just. like. the result of miguel performing mitosis one night for the hell of it or something

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #marvel #comics #comic panels #my warily side-eyeing of Just What Exactly steve orlando plans to do to 2099 this time Aside. #i AM very excited for the art from this upcoming Thang #even if the writing sucks ass again at least we Know it'll be sosososo prebby....

[dracofeathers]

Again, why? Just WHY

-MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS AT LEAST IN ANY FUTURE COMMENTS AND TAGS!-

Just finished the last Loki season 2 episode. I have thoughts and feelings.

I'm SO SICK of bittersweet, honestly depressing endings in so many shows, movies, and games these days. I WANT GOOD OLD FASHIONED HAPPY ENDINGS PLEASE AND THANK YOU! Where ALL the characters get to be happy dammit! >[

Screw you Marvel. I was hoping for a happy ending for THIS series at least, so I only have ONE series to still be coping over (Good Omens) until its next season.

Any one have any good fix-it headcannons and/or planned fics/art I can look into? Or let's just talk lol. I know I can't be the only one screaming over this.

Also, gimme tags!

#loki season 2 #loki series #loki #lokius #mobius #marvel #spoilers #glorious purpose my ass #its not okay #bittersweet endings suck #these men deserve to be happy

[s0fter-sin]

i hate the commercialisation of the avengers inside the mcu both bc i find it cringy and meta but also bc it narratively doesn’t make sense.

we spent ten years establishing that the avengers are a contentious presence, civil war was literally about people not trusting them bc of what/who they are and now it’s almost completely erased and everyone loves them now? and don’t even get me started on rogers the musical

the way clint reacts makes it seem like the writers are trying to say it’s in poor taste but it’s less bc it trivialises a literal alien invasion but bc clint misses natasha and it hurts him to see an interpretation of her. not bc people are singing and dancing about an event that got hundreds if not thousands of people killed. the closest american equivalent i can think of is 9/11. people can’t even joke about it without being torn apart and it happened over 20 years ago. the battle of new york happened 10 years ago in the current mcu, the snap happened maybe a year ago, you’re telling me everyone’s chill with a musical about one of the worst days of their lives?

“i can do this all day” being their tagline encapsulates everything i dislike about it. the only people steve said that to were nazis that were immediately killed, tony who would never talk about what happened in siberia and the 2012 version of steve says it to him. no one else would know that phrase and acting like it’s something he crowed from the rooftops is at best a plot hole and at worse, an indictment of how little care the writers are having for the new era of the mcu

#other than the odd thanos was right graffiti the public loves the avengers now #and that spits in the face of over 10 years of established development and world building #even scott writing a book and becoming a celebrity doesnt make sense with his character considering all he wanted was to be a good father #now he wants to be famous and get attention? #to the point of disregarding his daughter? the entire point of his character? #and tony and hulk and presumably the rest of them getting ice cream named after them after civil war? everyone hated you three minutes ago #i already hated professor hulk for killing the hulk then acting like they didnt but him signing things and dabbing during the blip? #why was he being treated like a celebrity? #he and the avengers failed and half the universe died as a result why would people like him after that? #the avengers bringing everyone back shouldve created an ‘it was the least you could do considering you failed the first time’ energy #it should be grudging gratitude not this worship thats happening #which makes the flag smashers even weaker when theyre the only ones not sucking up the avengers ass #of course they hate the new world order theyre villains not getting what they want duh #instead of it being a valid expression #everyone in the world is way too happy and chill with everything when Half Of Everything Was Dead a year ago #it just doesnt follow the careful realistic world building set up over the entire mcu #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #marvelous #talk meta to me #marvel #the avengers #the snap #meta #captain america #rogers the musical #endgame #mcu #phase 4 #phase four

[jbarneswilson]

what’s a weird movie that makes you cry? i’ll go first: captain marvel

literally every goddamn time i watch it, i am on the verge of tears the whole fucking movie

#i just love it so much #captain marvel #carol danvers #finally realizing her power #maria rambeau #MARIA FUCKING RAMBEAU #those two are so goddamn married #nick fury #and his goddamn toast #phil coulson #yon rogg #can suck my ass

[stairset]

I hate that Tom Holland is like the most popular Ben 10 fancast and it is 100% because of his Spider-Man. Like it's not Mr. Holland himself I have no beef with him on principle all my issues with his Spider-Man are entirely due to the writing. But regardless if they were ever to actually make a live-action Ben 10 reboot and cast him I would probably castrate the nearest living thing

#like i know the only reason he's such a popular choice #is cause of the misconception normies have that ben 10 is Just Like Spider-Man #when in reality all their similarities are surface-level things that neither of them have a patent on #y'know like how people describe daredevil or moon knight as just ''marvel's batman'' and nothing more #basically anyone who thinks peter and ben are the same probably only watched ben 10 as a kid but doesn't actually remember much of it #but anyway my point is tom is the popular choice for ben because people think ben is just like spidey #so knowing hollywood if they actually did cast him as ben they'd write him as like an awkward nervous uwu soft boy small bean #which would be just as inaccurate as it is with peter #and then all the 14 year olds from here to twitter would think that's how he actually is. just like with peter. #and it would be really really annoying #also i just don't trust big budget live-action remakes of classic kids cartoons on principle since 90% of them suck ass #shut up tristan

[pebblezone]

Living life yay huzzah yay

#a #I have beef with my school. am I happy here? absolutely. do I think we are beyond lame for not having an actual guy? 100% #letters don’t count!!!!!!!! having a capital letter for your school doesn’t count!!!!!!!!!! #like it’s not even a complete absence of a team no just like a silly little physical guy than runs across the field #and can be all cute on stuff on shirts and be stuffed animals it’s the marketing potential they’re missing out on #though I guess I’d rather have no physical dude than one which sucks complete ass I’m talking about pen state fuck that guy #I need to watch the gnomes again wait oh my fucking god I was thinking like damn I did the gnomeo juliet ace attorney moment #but my brain is knee deep in hellsing so idk how to connect them but bruh every piece of media has some form of rivals #I’m not emotionally invested in andercard but the idea of Catholic and Protestant gnomes is really funny #and they’re already British!! lovely!!! at some point in college I need to use gnomes for a grade I can’t let that be a high school only bit #did you know that gnomeo and Juliet is technically owned by Disney? add that to your marvel cinematic universe #oh gnomeo and Juliet poster we’re really in it now #did you know that the version of hello hello that’s in the movie featuring lady Gaga is not on streaming services? they take lady Gaga out #it’s really unfortunate the echos and duet aspect make the song it’s not just one or the other it’s Two Gnomes!! #have two exam grades back that I have not looked at out of fear #either they’ll be bad and I’ll watch hellsing to make myself feel better Or they’ll be good and I’ll watch hellsing as a reward #unrelated but it looks like a gutter on the other side of my dorm got busted and I’m trying to figure out if it’s always been like that #maybe it has and I’m not a gutter glorifier like I thought I was…. rip observational skills #I have a group project I have to work on and it’s evil I do not enjoy the class and it’s not very lgbt slay girlboss of me #but god dammit I am not filling out a fucking gender unicorn for your class that’s between me and my tumblr drafts from 2019 #it gets a credit out of the way and I never have to take it again I am so strong #man what does it say about society that I’m more excited about Econ than wgs (it says nothing the Econ professor is just goofy and fun) #(also he does more than read off of slides and show those like buzzfeed social experiments) #but none of that is important since next week is when things get fucked and I’ll end up with more free time! yay strikes!! #update: made it back from project zone those fuckers held me hostage using social norms #it’s okay though I’m sooo strong and brave #talkingcore

[elegantphantomtraveler]

Yesterday, I had 2 classes with the same lecturer. One was Signals and Systems, the other I think was the fundamentals of Telecom systems.

I know even the names are boring and hard to pronounce.

Anyways, my classmate was watching Loki season 2 on her phone before the lecturer came to class and during the mini breaks.

And I swear I've never watched a fucking avengers or marvel movie. I didn't know who Loki was or anything yet I understand that 20, 30 minutes of a series I didn't know anything about more than what's supposed to be my major's greatest lessons.

#loki #loki season 2 #marvel #avengers #he was writing from the fucking book how am I supposed to understand #motherfuking telecom systems #my major sucks ass and I chose it #the clownest clown

[crazyyfilmyfreak]

Alright my first thoughts that's definitely the worst finale of all the time in all the marvel shows we have ever seen imo 🤷🏻‍♂️

#she hulk #she hulk spoilers #disney #mcu #marvel #disney plus #they thought they were doing sth but it was cringe af to watch #like its not even funny 😭 #ik some of you might dick ride this episode too but i am not joining in your cult #JEN DESERVES BETTER #SHE HULK DESERVES BETTER #hulk deserves better #I will gather my thoughts and post a huge long ass rant tomorrow Why She hulk series is so underwhelming & why it kinda sucks #but as of rn i don't have the energy💀