He's giving you the Larry stare™ 👀
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i am so angry about being alive it's not even funny anymore
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i would be unstoppable if not for the no access to f1tv pro
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HBomb being excited for BM is the only time I'm seeing someone actually hyped for it and it's because he's looking forward to the absolute mess it'll be lolllll
he’s like oh we could do SO terrible its gonna be so fun!! and his chat is worried about tommy tubbo n jack throwing for the bit????
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Aries and leo (kyle and demar)
OKAY so this is gonna be a long one, im a leo but i have a lot of aries friends n people who im close to, after like 50 years of knowing me finally get told my bday n they're always like 'i thought you were an aries!' Idk why! So yea, long one!
Leos things are i guess they're like cats? They want your attention n if they don't get they, they will act like people they really aren't. Leos are HUGE actors. They loove actin the villain ESPECIALLY, or acting like they have inflated egos but not REALLY. They love pretending to be bigger than they really are (cough. Ja. Who's diseased with sun leo moon leo.) They HATE accountability for BAD things, they'll take the good things but stay away from any criticism. N i know bcs me using they instead of i to describe my own sign should be telling. People love to put out that leos are super cocky n prideful n they can SEEM to be, but it's really more internal than exterior. Leos just SHOW you exterior so they can SEEM exterior. You'll see a leo show off for his friends (WORST thing for a leo to do is SHOW OFF.. for someone. Because leos will turn into people they aren't all to impress the person they want attention from, they're that desperate), n think he's an annoying asshole! He doesnt have cognizance lol! But, in his head, 2 seconds after doin that he's actually zoned out thinking 'why the hell did i do that that's so embarrassing.'
You know??? Like it's EASY to put em in a box, but they HATE being put in a box. They're always MORE than what a person THINKS, they HAVE to be! That's their REAL pride, not a direct everything is about me, but similar. I know me personally.. i think the most selfish self-preserving thoughts ever. It's scary the lengths my mind will go to scenario me the only survivor of something. I HATE being in places I can't control because of it, like Rollercoasters (but i also love rollercoasters). The WORST and BEST thing a leo can do sometimes is get in their own head. Sometimes you can dig deep n realize that who you were yesterday SHOULDNT be you n it's NOT you n you gotta improve! Othertimes it's selfish thoughts that you don't think are selfish until 2 seconds later, which makes you hate yourself more because 'damn?? I was really ready to jump on that idea?? Wtf is wrong with me man!' LIKE! leos THINK, but they don't want others to THINK they THINK cus they want you to THINK they can do things without THINKING. namean? Like everything they do, they meant to. It's all gotta look entertaining but flawless to people.
N people reminding them they rlly aren't flawless can fly the wrong way. It's always personal, YOU sought out a problem in MY performance because YOU just hate MY jokes or MY shine. You don't ACTUALLY think it's terrible, you think I'M terrible. N that makes them realize everything was an act n that act wasn't even good. N that makes em think n a leo doesn't wanna think cus it CAN lead to progression, but it involves accountability and forced self change. Leos who always say 'oh im not LIKE other leos like im not the STEREOTYPE', you lowkey gotta watch out for. Cus yea, leos do get a stereotype but people gotta understand that it's just STRESSED. Those factors DO apply to leo, just not exactly in the way others perceive it to. A leo that recognizes that will be a leo who's still pretty prideful on the inside yeah, but will always TRY and improve. A leo will always try to be better than they once were. Fueled by pride because they always need a worse comparison, yeah, but when they reach a higher better level.. they ARE becoming better. THEY just gotta realize that even tho who they are now is better than who they once were.. it could be a low bar to beat. They COULDVE been really terrible, switched the flavor, n are now thinkin 'i don't gotta do anything. Im the best i can be now, definitely better than who i once was' n they stop THERE. it's easy for a leo to get stuck in the state of mind they think fits them. What a leo needs is to learn to realize n accept accountability n USE that pride into BETTERMENT.
I'm someone who doesn't take any criticism well because my first thoughts n reactions to it is 'you're disappointed. You hate me'. I have to MAKE myself step back n realize that's not the case. They're trying to actually HELP me. Not hate me. Even with school papers now, i have to look at the feedback, think out all the negative thoughts i instantly get from it, THEN come back like 'yeah this makes sense'
THATS where the aries leo connection comes in i think. People think they won't get along, aries and leo do things without thinking and that can lead to some hurtful or embarrassing stuff, but if they can both realize HOW bad they can get n are willing to try n improve from it, they can be a great duo. They have similar issues n similar solutions, moving on. Leos are quick to forgive themselves in a sense that they're forgiving their PRESENT self n hating the past. An aries can understand that because they work quick. Aries can be mean then flash into forgiveness. Leos and aries can hurt each other, realize they've hurt, and forgive each other as they move into a LARGER friendship FROM that. It seems weird to others, but it's just them! They GET it. They're both easily misinterpreted, and can bond from it.
Because a LOT of people can easily love an aries THEN hate them. An aries can be super sweet n funny, but for people who hold things for a long time with stagnant thought... they can hate them when an aries gets mad. Like my senior English teacher was an aries (zodiac girls in my class asked him), n whenever the previous class put him in a bad mood, he'd take it out on his honors class. Which isn't FAIR, but it's an aries. Aries gotta let stuff out. That's just how they operate. BUT because they gotta let things out, they can ALSO be super deep, direct, n SURPRISINGLY emotional. Lots of people just wrote my teacher off as a grump, but when he WAS happy, he was SUPER nice to us. Super sensitive to what we had to say, gave a big speech a lot about knowing we'd do well in whatever future lied ahead. Keeps in touch with his old students after they graduate. IT'S EASY to write them off as not sensitive, but they ARE. Just like it's easy to write off a leo for acting.
Aries can help a leo because they experience similar issues, but they NEVER act. They act on feelings, but they're FEELINGS. They don't care what they come off as, n i enjoy that a lot! THEY just need someone who's willing to wait it out whenever they're being an asshole. My teacher WAS a good teacher who DID like our class, but his attitude sometimes could just make a student hate him n that's it. Like.. idk. You CAN hate an aries, but you gotta learn you can love em as well. They're not ALWAYS gonna be like this, same as a leo. They both CHANGE. Not always for the better but they change n cus they share that, they can help each other thru the change
I think the beauty in an aries leo relationship is people thinkin they can be super toxic cus it makes sense. But they can a completely adverse direction and turn something terrible into something so beautiful cus THATS what they BOTH can do! Change !!
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unnecessary info but today i was brave enough to play with fate in its own conditions and i won. i got the damn barbatos ice skating ur in the revival. he's mine. forever.
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current mood : mourning my old tumblr😔😔
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jealous boyfriend moment. literally can't take my friends talking about prospective love interests or significant others they're hung up on like Am I Not Enough For You :|
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Accidentally followed a bunch of people from the same spn clique and bc I'm a loser who needs approval now I want to be in the clique 🙄
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I have a little smut request, if you don't like or don't want to write I understand that's alright.
When slashers are take a shower then S/O suddenly get in
Bo please must have him, I love this man too much, and Vincent, Lester, Brahms, Thomas, or other slashers you want to write. (or you think I pick too much you can pick some, but please Bo must thank you so much❤️)
I just think this will be fun
Oh, btw, I very love your work so perfect so wonderful so amazing❤️❤️❤️
Yall really love Sinclair's😭😭 ALSO THANK YOU V MUCH IM GLAD YALL ENJOY MY BLOG!!!! Before you read that I need to remind yall that I DONT USUALLY WRITE NSFW STUFF SO DONT EXPECT ANYTHING GREAT HERE!! Request open
Nsfw, but nothing too detailed, they/them pronouns for s/o
Shower zegz with slashers
Bo Sinclair
Our guy will make sure that they will remember that shower for long time
Yknow when you just vibe in shower and you accidently touch cold wall with your back and get all cold and upset? Yeah if s/o has the same problem.. too bad he doenst care they are getting pinned to that wall in seconds anyways
He loves seeing their face, how they react to his actions and words, how their body moves because of him
Will comment A LOT, expect a lot of praising, some cruse words and alot of growls tbh
He marks them 100% one way or another. Bite marks, Hickeys ( alot of them), ect
Afterwards he gonna bring them a towel and make sure they can go to bedroom and rest there for a while. This guy isn't the best at aftercare but he isn't heartless!
Vincent
No bcs he will blush sososo hard😨😳
Like they have to make first move cuz this guy will just stand there awkwardly looking like he has stick up his ass
He gonna be so gentle with them💖 carefully grabbing their hips/hair and enjoying the view moment
Tbh he loves grabbing their hair and vice versa, if s/o is touchy he gonna be sosos blushy
Also afterward he gonna wash their hair probably🥰 making sure they at least get out of this shower clean lol
Brahms Heelshire
Nah bcs this guy will be the one to actually pull them into shower, like s/o was just vibing doing their skincare routine and this guy just grabbed them and yeeted them into shower
He gonna act like he just wants to spent time together🙄🙄 yeah totally
Pls make sure that s/o calls him good boi or he gonna bite them
Also ngl he probably looks sexy asf with wet hair
Incredibly affectionate, yall will be extremely close to each other for the whole thing. And expect him to wisper and growl into s/o year
Thomas Hewitt
This babi will be soso confused??? Like???? Oh you wanna shower together?? Yeah sure ig I don't mind???
Again s/o has to do first move cuz he won't even think about asking them about that type of stuff! Hes a gentleman he would neverr.. unless they ask him ofc
S/o gonna forgor how to walk for few hours at least
He just gonna pick them up and pin them to wall like s/o weights nothing (tbh it doesnt really matter how much they weight this guy picked up adult men and whooped other one at the same time without any struggle, really dont worry)
He cant really tell them how he feels so he just gonna gently pat them or nuzzle them.
He will feel bad afterwards when their legs shake or when they can't really walk 😓
Micheal Myers
Tbh the only reason he showed was bcs they promised him that he will get reward later. Fr this guy stinks
Sex with him is incredibly akward. He doenst make any noise nor shows any kind of affection? Maybe he gonna carry them to bed afterwards or bring them towel?? Like this guy never heard about aftercare, or care overall tbh
He will never show it but he loves when s/o gives him affection or tells him nice words, how good he is and how great his doing his job rn
Not my proudest one! I really suck at nsfw stuff sorry😓😓 also I had nightmare and there was Bo for some reason ?? But he had heavy cowboy-texas accent ??? Idk why. Anyways its 2am yall have great rest of day
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Dreaming of you
notes: currently ovulating sooooo…..
content: nerd!armin x blk!fem reader,basically a wet dream so nsfw (not proof read cause i did this before and ig it didn’t save or whatever so i’m already tired of redoing it🙄👎🏾)
- Poor Armin was suddenly so into you he couldn’t stop thinking of you for days :(
- He’d think of how he’d love to spend time with you, how you’d make him feel..
- He’d think of your curves too and how you looked so damn good all the time…
-A lot of your outfits showed your body off really well
-Reallyyyyyy well
- So well he’d even think about it at night and soon you made your way into Armins dreams…
- After a long night of studying and reading to try to take his mind off you Armin was tired as hell
- He got ready for bed like always, said good night to you and closed his eyes…
- He started to have a dream
- He “woke up” in his room to see you but as a beautiful goddess. Tall and a bit thicker than before…
- It was dark in the room so he couldn’t make out specific details but he could see the same familiar figure from his real life enough to know it was you. He could also pick up a slight glow.
- He laid on the bed as dream you approached, swaying your thick hips and seductively staring him down. He gulped.
- His breath hitched as the dream you slowly climbed on the bed from the end and made your way up to him.
- It wasn’t until now that he realized he was butt naked. He was so focused on you he didn’t even noticed himself growing hard from excitement. And then when you got close enough to his face he noticed you were naked too…
- He practically came.
- You sat in his lap smiling as he stared at your breasts and then your soft stomach and then watched as you hovered over his crotch with the prettiest pussy he’s ever seen.
- Even though it was dark he could still see your soft brown skin as the faint moon light filled the room.
- You started to move and position his dick, getting ready to sink down and give him the ride of his life.
- He had to look away as he blushed intensely. He couldn’t believe he was gonna fuck the girl of his dreams(literally).
- However his attention was snapped back to you as he felt the warmest, wettest sensation ever that could only be described as heaven. He immediately moaned and reached to grab your hips.
- He never felt pleasure better than this as you started to quietly ride him and kiss his neck and collarbone. Everything felt so good poot baby knew he wasn’t going to last :(
- But as soon as he felt his orgasm approaching, he woke up.
- He felt shame and disappointment as he woke up in his dark, empty room. No sexy girl on top of him.
- He also felt disgust after he put on his glasses to look under his cover to see the sticky explosion aftermath. It all sucked because he knew he couldn’t even confess to you in real life and all he could do is dream(literally again)
- And that is how Eren caught Armin one night doing laundry at 2:18am while getting a late night snack and why everytime he saw you and Armin together he chuckled and mentioned how Armin slept so well and had such interesting dreams and suggested Armin share his dreams with you!! 😊😊
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instagram one shot — jenna ortega x gn!singer!reader (implied fem!reader but no pronouns used)
y/n_y/l/n: couldn’t ask for a better present
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user85: happy bday y/n!!
fanpage: ik the sex was fire on thier trip
↳ userO1: ????
user856: would do anything to be apart of their relationship 🙏🏾
jackchampion: 3rd wheeled 🙄
↳ jennaortega: you literally begged us to
user34: all these baecations but no new album 🤔😒
jennaortega: happy bday <3 you deserved this trip.
↳ y/n_y/l/n: what’d i do to deserve the most caring girlfriend
masonthegooding: actually my biological parents if anyone was wondering
jasminsavoy: love the gay vibes keep it up
devyn_nekoda: happy bday to the no. 1 jenna ortega fan everyone
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i was actually promoted to leader of the fan club
kehlani: corny ass caption
↳ y/n_y/l/n: and to think i just wrote a song for you ☹️😒
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y/n_y/l/n: being this short should be illegal wtf smurf head ah
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masongooding: freshly baked cookies and raw steak wow 😫 my dream dinner
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you got man boobs i’d be quiet if i were you
jennaortega: 😐
↳ y/n_y/l/n: 🫠 love ya
jasminsavoy: no need for violence now…even if it is true
aaliyahortega: LMAOOOOOO
justinbieber: 😂😂
user85: ah to be in love like this
fanpage: this is weird and insulting…jenna deserves better
↳ y/n_y/l/n: smh you’re right, she should be with you instead (suck my nuts)
melissabarreram: can’t sit around and let my sister get disrespected like this
↳ jack_quaid: lol
zendaya: and i thought i was a hater
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you are…
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y/n_y/l/n: i’m so fine no wonder jenna ortega be laying that thang on me like i mean she be putting it DOWN
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aaliyahortega: mom seen this lolllll
jennaortega: delete this ??
↳ y/n_y/l/n: when beyoncé said dance for you i ain’t know you was gonna take that to heart you did ya thang last night baby 😏😏😏
↳ natalieortega1: y/n please call me…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: yes ma’am
user85: if she ain’t like this ion want her
thestallion: iktr 😂😂
kehlani: head ah post
↳ y/n_y/l/n: always talking but never releasing music…get ya priorities straight
↳ kehlani: and who called me last night asking for help on a song?
masongooding: 😃 great post bud! very educational!
screammovies: ghostface has some questions…
melissabarreram: ?
reneerapp: conceited as always smh
↳ y/n_y/l/n: confident**
fanpage: want what they have 🥲
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y/n_y/l/n: got that dog in me
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masongooding: bro take this shit off
↳ y/n_y/l/n: i’ll have you know jenna’s mom brought me this shirt therefore i will NEVER EVER take it off
jennaortega: that’s a bear…
↳ y/n_y/l/n: fuck around and find out 😒
justinbieber: swag swag swag
zendaya: stylin
↳ y/n_y/l/n: better than you
jasminsavoy: why is my face on your shirt?
arianagrande: met gala look book
sza: need that shirt
natalieortega1: looks good! 👍😁
↳ y/n_y/l/n: maaaa 🤍🤍
user113: this is who i stan…and i’ve accepted that
user558: always posting on ig but never in that studio 🤔
fanpage124: does anyone else think y/n tries to hard to be funny and relatable? like we get it 😂😂 you’re cool okay
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re broke we get it cool okay
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y/n_y/l/n: last few days
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user113: new music? 👀
jennaortega: best cabin trip ever
masongooding: hey i was there too? where’s my pics?
↳ y/n_y/l/n: you’re my side piece yk i can’t be posting you everywhere
jackchampion: cute
↳ y/n_y/l/n: no, you!😫
aaliyahortega: she can’t play the guitar for shit
↳ jennaortega: hater
user558: literally the best celebrity couple no one can convince me otherwise
kehlani: new song so fire 🤫
rennerapp: vocals are👩🍳 💋
jasminsavoy: so honored to be featured on this album
↳ y/n_y/l/n: my homegirl 🤍
user114: GUYS ITS HAPPENING!!!!!
fanpage: LET’s GOOOOOOOOOO
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Daylight
Part: 3/?
Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader
Category: Social Media au
Summary: Follow the love story of a global pop icon and a monegasque F1 driver
Face claim: Taylor Swift (Singing) + others
Note: I can’t comment on any posts (I’ve written to tumblr for help) so If you comment on my post and I don’t respond that’s why :)
Tag-list: @mindflay3r
Masterlist
2019
yourusername:
liked by charles_leclerc, beyonce and 9 024 358 others
yourusername:
The day is here! Stream Lover on all platforms today. This album is my heart and soul poured into melodies, capturing the love I share with my forever love and muse, Charles.
Every song is a journey through our story, the lyrics describe how utterly and irrevocably in love I am with this man. He came into my life during some of my darkest times like the sun peeking through the clouds on a rainy day. Charles, I once believed love would be burning red like a fire, intense and short lived but you've shown me that it's golden like daylight, soft and long lasting. Thank you for choosing me to be your forever love.❤️
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blakelively: What a beautiful album!🩷
charles_leclerc: Couldn't be prouder of you mon amour❤️
pierregasly: Amazing album, still can't believe it's about Charles but oh well🤷♂️
- yourusername: hahahah thank you Pear🤩
- charles_leclerc: really Pierre🙁
scuderiaferrari: We will be playing it on repeat in the garage for the foreseable future
- mercedesamgf1: smae
- redbullracing: same
- tororosso: same
- alfaromeostake: same
- mclaren: same
- icemanfan: I love how all the teams love Y/N🤣
slaybastianvettel: This album!!!!! I NEED MYSELF A CHARLES RIGHT TF NOW!!!
y/n_culture: I've never seen her this happy. She literally wrote an entire love album, not song, ALBUM for him!!😭
charles_leclerc
liked by yourusername, arthur_leclerc and 1 824 932 others
charles_leclerc: My wonderful girlfriend just released her newest album Lover. Go listen to it on all platforms today!
Y/N, your talent and your grace is unbelievable. The things you've accomplished are incredible and you deserve every bit of praise and success that the world has to offer. It's an honor to have been the inspiration for this album and to have the privilege of being by your side.❤️
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yourusername: My forever❤️
arthur_leclerc: cheesy🥴
- charles_leclerc: Shut up Arthur🙄
danielricciardo: What you did to deserve that girl is beyond me🧐
liked by charles_leclerc
charles_lec_lec: Damn he's a keeper😍
- lando_bbg: he's the blueprint fr😍
Honey_daniel: I want what they have🤧
pierregasly:
liked by yourusername, charles_leclers and 838 347 others
pierregsaly: Go check out Y/N new album full of extremely cheesy songs about her and Charles. I never thought I would like the girl that stole my best friend but turns out she is 100x cooler than him. 😎
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yourusername: thx ig🤨
- pierregasly: you're very welcome🤩
charles_leclerc: Why are everyone bullying me??😅
- yourusername: sorry baby, you just make it so easy to😘
- arthur_leclerc: because you suck
- trybeingredbull: omg Athur💀
- may_leclercish: Her and Pierre 🤧
arthur_leclerc:
liked by yourusername, pierregasly and 237 824 others
arthur_leclerc: so my (future) sister (in law) just dropped an album about my brother which is absolutely disgusting but it's pretty good, 10/10 would recommend!
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yourusername: Arthur... what is that picture of me??😀
- arthur_leclerc: just wanted to capture your esscence and natural beauty😘😘
- yourusername: I hate you
- arthur_leclerc: no you don't😘
- yourusername: no I don't🫶
ferrarigalsunite: the way he put "future" and "in law" in parentacies because he sees her as a sister. Brb just gonna cry for a bit🤧
charles_leclerc: did you steal my banana costume??😃
- yourusername: noOoo, I would never do such a thing🤠
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Daylight
Part: 3/?
Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Reader
Category: Social Media au
Summary: Follow the love story of a global pop icon and a monegasque F1 driver
Face claim: Taylor Swift (Singing) + others
Masterlist
2019
yourusername:
liked by charles_leclerc, beyonce and 9 024 358 others
yourusername:
The day is here! Stream Lover on all platforms today. This album is my heart and soul poured into melodies, capturing the love I share with my forever love and muse, Charles.
Every song is a journey through our story, the lyrics describe how utterly and irrevocably in love I am with this man. He came into my life during some of my darkest times like the sun peeking through the clouds on a rainy day. Charles, I once believed love would be burning red like a fire, intense and short lived but you've shown me that it's golden like daylight, soft and long lasting. Thank you for choosing me to be your forever love.❤️
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blakelively: What a beautiful album!🩷
charles_leclerc: Couldn't be prouder of you mon amour❤️
pierregasly: Amazing album, still can't believe it's about Charles but oh well🤷♂️
- yourusername: hahahah thank you Pear🤩
- charles_leclerc: really Pierre🙁
scuderiaferrari: We will be playing it on repeat in the garage for the foreseable future
- mercedesamgf1: smae
- redbullracing: same
- tororosso: same
- alfaromeostake: same
- mclaren: same
- icemanfan: I love how all the teams love Y/N🤣
slaybastianvettel: This album!!!!! I NEED MYSELF A CHARLES RIGHT TF NOW!!!
y/n_culture: I've never seen her this happy. She literally wrote an entire love album, not song, ALBUM for him!!😭
charles_leclerc
liked by yourusername, arthur_leclerc and 1 824 932 others
charles_leclerc: My wonderful girlfriend just released her newest album Lover. Go listen to it on all platforms today!
Y/N, your talent and your grace is unbelievable. The things you've accomplished are incredible and you deserve every bit of praise and success that the world has to offer. It's an honor to have been the inspiration for this album and to have the privilege of being by your side.❤️
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yourusername: My forever❤️
arthur_leclerc: cheesy🥴
- charles_leclerc: Shut up Arthur🙄
danielricciardo: What you did to deserve that girl is beyond me🧐
liked by charles_leclerc
charles_lec_lec: Damn he's a keeper😍
- lando_bbg: he's the blueprint fr😍
Honey_daniel: I want what they have🤧
pierregasly:
liked by yourusername, charles_leclers and 838 347 others
pierregsaly: Go check out Y/N new album full of extremely cheesy songs about her and Charles. I never thought I would like the girl that stole my best friend but turns out she is 100x cooler than him. 😎
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yourusername: thx ig🤨
- pierregasly: you're very welcome🤩
charles_leclerc: Why are everyone bullying me??😅
- yourusername: sorry baby, you just make it so easy to😘
- arthur_leclerc: because you suck
- trybeingredbull: omg Athur💀
- may_leclercish: Her and Pierre 🤧
arthur_leclerc:
liked by yourusername, pierregasly and 237 824 others
arthur_leclerc: so my (future) sister (in law) just dropped an album about my brother which is absolutely disgusting but it's pretty good, 10/10 would recommend!
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yourusername: Arthur... what is that picture of me??😀
- arthur_leclerc: just wanted to capture your esscence and natural beauty😘😘
- yourusername: I hate you
- arthur_leclerc: no you don't😘
- yourusername: no I don't🫶
ferrarigalsunite: the way he put "future" and "in law" in parentacies because he sees her as a sister. Brb just gonna cry for a bit🤧
charles_leclerc: did you steal my banana costume??😃
- yourusername: noOoo, I would never do such a thing🤠
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omg i saw this tiktok that was like ‘POV ur in a situationship with a frat guy’ and the jokes were a little ruder than frat! peter would ever be but like imagine trouble being moody one day and choosing violence and sending it to peter and he gets a little bit of an attitude
like since i already only hit you up to hookup ig i don’t need to answer this 🙄
he's already in a bad mood, and you equating him to a guy who obviously doesn't give a shit about his partner, hits him more than it should've. it's the untold joke, he pretends to not like you as much as he does, and you play into it.
but if you think he's just like that guy, who really doesn't care, he could be him. so, he leaves you on read. and again when you ask him when you should come over.
'peter??? hello??? what time should i come?'
'idk.'
'i'll text you when i want my dick sucked. chill out.'
that does not go over well. instantly, a phone call. peter denies it. it causes a spam of texts, telling him off for talking to you like that, like your only purpose was to get him off.
'just acting like myself. since i only hit you up for sex.'
'that is not true! do you think i think that??'
'the link you sent said it for you.'
'oh, jesus christ. peter, that was me trying to say you're better than him. now? idk.'
he calls you, sulks, apologizes, and tells you to come over right then and there for a hug.
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