#sue me bitches

[fan-with-issues]

Aight so I just learned back in 1980s that there use to be a sex club called Hellfire Club and one of their main attractions or specialities was slave and master

The handkerchief on the back of Eddie's pants is black and if you don't know buck-fuck about color coded pieces of cloth black stood for S&M

If this ain't some coincidence I want someone giving me a five paged essay telling me other wise-

#youre gonna tell me this long-haired dark clothes on the outsides but colortfully fruity on the inside #rockstar #is straight??? #sue me bitches #stranger things #eddie munson

[damianito]

Selective Mute Aether my beloved

#Genshin Impact #原神 #Scarather #Aether #scaramouche #Kunikuzushi #Wanderer #Me searchinf for poetic names for Scaramouche because i names him Milaneso #& i wasnt gonna put that in this comic adkfjsdf #anyway #They have on on a grip currently #i like friendenemies to lovers #sue me #By the way Aether is saying (Bitch) in sign language if y'all are wondering what he is doing on the picture

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Chase’s relationship with First is a strange one. He instigates ‘death battles’ with First but God help anyone else who comes close to killing his “husband”

Strange perhaps. but oh so tantalizing~ (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) It's about that sweet sweet undescribable bond that blooms between people who clashed as opponents and equals, my man. And occasional fights to death and proprietary behaviour is Chase's questionable way of flirting, lol.

also i have a small collection of tumblr posts that kinda fits their ship dynamics in my head ;P

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also extra silly ones;3

#que? #ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #first ninja #chase young #rc9gn first ninja #rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #xiaolin showdown #first is very dramatic and i love his posh way of talking but also im camp 'let first say fuck' all the time because this man deserves it #also i know that chase is absolutely that bitch that would sarcastically say 'oopsie-daisies' because he has that blaze attitude lol #and yes i am indeed full of spicy headcanons about this ship lol sue me i have to take my entertainment wherever i can xD

[nat-20s]

Runaway Bride is so funny because The Doctor is like "lmao you're not fucking important or special or smart why would you matter???" to Donna and then like four hours later he would've fucking killed himself if she wasn't around.

#ten that night: so actually youre the single most important bitch in the galaxy run away with me forever???? #love that for him. almost IMMEDIATELY proven wrong #tenth doctor #tennant doctor #donna noble #cw suicide #i mean sort of??? wait no it's definitely a bit sue of cidal of him

[tuff-ponyboy]

random headcanon but I think dallas is an only child and as an only child he despises sharing. especially if it's something he stole lol like fuck you go steal it your damn self

#user tuff-Ponyboy maybe relates to this 👁️ 👁️ #I'm an only child! sue me! but you're still not getting any of my food #he would share only with johnny hehe but I think he wouldn't share ANYTHING really. he gave pony his jacket cuz he felt morally obligated #he shares cigs but even that is pushing it. ugh and two seems like the type to always be like 'can I get a bite' no bitch #he shares with johnny cuz johnny doesn't ask but also bc he wants to share with johnny! no one else tho #the outsiders #dallas winston #dally winston #i just be saying shit #my headcanons #the outsiders headcanons #dallas winston headcanons

[bigsister11]

just to think that Thorin’s love for Bilbo saved Frodo in Moria

#after all he gifted the mithril to Bilbo #to protect him #lotr rewatch #yes im a sappy bitch sue me #bagginshield #cry #im killing me

[sapphic-bats]

Reminder that Aziraphale once canonically said that he was disappointed he couldn’t enter Crowley.

#yes this is out of context #sue me bitch #it’s Valentine’s Day #good omens #good omens quotes #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #why do they want to vavoom #aziracrow

[moonylight28]

Dalton: why are you shirtless all the time?

Knox *blushing*: oh, so you noticed

#i love him #I FUCKING SHIP IT BITCH #SUE ME. #knox roadhouse #elwood dalton #road house 2024 #road house #knox x dalton #knlton #shit is that the name for it? #no no no #I don’t like that #Daltox #ok I like that more #incorrect quotes #jake gyllenhaal #conor mcgregor

[songbirdtana]

If you’ve watched house of usher and have a crush on 70s Madeline but don’t also have a crush on older/2023 Madeline?? I don’t trust you. You don’t understand the power of a bitchy woman and can’t appreciate her full potential. Watch the show again, look inward, and then come back to me with a changed mind lmao

#tfothou #the fall of the house of usher #madeline usher #I’m obsessed with 2023 Madeline the same way I am with 70s Madeline and I’m not going to apologise for it😌 #is she a complete bitch in both times? yes of course but I’m a weak lesbian - sue me lmao #(this post is sponsored by an argument with a friend I had over this lmao)

[owlf45]

Ragghhh I’m gonna miss my twin

#MY TWIN!!! #theyre a rat fucking bastard but I’ve known this bitch my whole life #I’ve known em longer than my eyes could open #we’ve been together for decades and now I have to go back to my twinless era #terrible!!! evil!!!!! #we watched the Lego Batman movie with hot chocolate #and then they showed me solo leveling #and then I watched em play Elden ring #and now I have to go??? evil evil evil evil. #this is the WORST… #if anyone is wondering why imaginary’s chapter is late it’s because I hung out w my TWIN!!!! SUE ME!!!

[lonelylittledot]

*sighs* sometimes it's just you, your meds, and your newly discovered fictional couple against the world

#shitpost #romance #shipping #emotional support fictional little guys #listen i have an unhealthy obsession with fictional romance okay SUE ME #i'll be over it as soon as i find a new hyperfixation don't worry #the artful dodger #jack dawkins #belle fox #maia mitchell #thomas brodie sangster #i'm a basic bitch therefore jack x belle have me in a chokehold #just by being pretty and Victorian and sassy

[nomattertheoceans]

Y'all I'm not going to lie, all the gifsets kinda make me want to get into Percy Jackson??

#not me being a basic bitch kajdjfhkahdjs #LISTEN #i never read them cause idk the movie seemed boring when it came out #and i never looked at the series after that #like literally all i know is that percy jackson is... a demi god i think #maybe? #and also he falls in love with a girl named annabeth? #and i think maybe he has adhd? #like LITERALLY THAT'S ALL I KNOW #but idk the gifsets from the show look interesting ok SUE ME I'M BASIC #but now the question is. should i read the books? watch the show? #i mean it's a stupid question we all know i would never watch an adaptation without checking out the original material #Gina's voice: I'm not an animal #anyway idk #seems like a big commitment all of a sudden #but then again i have a 12 hour flight to get through next week so.... might be a good idea to start now #can you sense my indecision? 😂 #percy jackson

[breitzbachbea]

Big, big fan of characters who are like "I'm not nice because I'm hiding a much more sinister side. I AM hiding it, but the niceness is not a front. I genuinely enjoy not being an evil cunt, but do believe me - I am one. And you will regret staying around and pushing the cordial me once I take the monster for a walk."

#beablabbers #storie nostre #franci #salo #trygve #love this larger than life character archetype so much #yeah it was bc of redacted. sue me. he's just that bitch. #and truly wrong place and wrong time for the Irish. The nice Francesco before was true too! But so is the sadist! #And you are the nearest punching bag. You are the reason everything is going to shit so whoops.