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vintageandroid · 1 year

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I think sugar daddy spam is super funny when it's on something that's completely irrelevant. Like I get that it's just a bot, but it's very funny to be looking at the comments on a post where OP is ranting about in-text citations looking messy, and then there's someone asking if they want to be his sugar baby. Just imagining some rich dude like, "Listen, you're right, in-text citations ARE frustrating, DM me and you'll never have to cite anything again."

#my posts #tumblr #sugar daddy bots

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if-mirrormine · 2 years

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BITCH!!

LEAVE👏ME👏ALONE👏

#no free clout #get out of my house #SUGAR DADDY BOTS #LEAVE ME AND MY SAD SAD CHARACTERS ALONE #this isnt at all important to mirror mine #im just annoyed #alli talks #not mm related

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lilyminer · 2 years

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Ah, you can always count on the sugar daddy bots to try to lighten the mood :,(

*Me actively crying*

Bot: Hey honey I’m looking for a sugar baby-

#answered asks #sugar daddy bots

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characterssaythedarnestthings · 8 days

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Tumblr bots and scammers really need to learn how to cater to their Tumblr audience. Look, all I'm saying is they'd be much more successful at robbing people if their spam messages/asks looked like this:

Hello 👋🤩 It's me, The Doctor 🪛👨‍⚕️ and my TARDIS 🟦🚨 has crash landed 😱🛸💥🔥 and I need you 👉👈 to transfer £1000 🤑💸 so I can repair it 🛠️🪛🪛🔨 I would appreciate 🥰 it and give you a free 💸 trip 🚗 through time ⌚ and space 🛸🌌 as a reward 💸💸💸🎁 Please hurry 😥😰 Allons-y 🏃

#Alternatively it coulr be the sugar daddy scam but he offers to pay you to be his companion #Doctor who #Tumblr bots #Shitpost #The doctor #superwholock #Fandoms #David Tennant #Ncuti gatwa #quotes #motivation #scams

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charlottan · 1 year

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zoom call

#on a sugar daddy bot blog lol

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minisugakoobies · 10 months

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Now what kind of vibes are Mr. Choi sending?

A. Best friend's little brother?

B. Boyfriend's roommate?

C. Annoying neighbor that doesn't like to be alone?

D. Fellow introverted intern that only speaks to you?

I'm going with A - best friend's little brother. You and your best friend are roommates, and she begs you to let her little brother crash on your couch for a few days weeks while he tries to find a new job and a new place to live after being laid off. You get annoyed by some of his quirks - always whistling or singing, constantly raiding your snacks, leaving hand weights all over the place. But he's really sweet, too, taking care of your cat when you go away, carrying your groceries up several flights when the elevator goes out. Even helps you finally get rid of that creepy guy from the sixth floor when he corners you at the mailboxes again - San just silently walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist. Doesn't need to say a word. The guy never bothers you again.

San often wanders into your room at night and lies on your bed, talking away while you sit at your desk, clicking away on your laptop. Eventually it gets late and oh, wouldn't you know it, he's too sleepy to get up. You're not gonna kick him out, are you, Noona? 🥺

#and i'm already in love #50k slow burn friends to lovers #ateez #san fanfic #i just need to quit my job and write full time #where's a sugar daddy bot when you need one?#lovely moots #minttangerines #asks

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max--phillips · 2 months

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The fucking tornado sirens are going off . It is 2 am on FEBRUARY 28TH