“ I’m kink-shaming all of you. “
“I’m uh…gonna need some alone time. I’ll be right back.”
When u. Hit up succubus centipede lady
So sorry, anon, but I can understand why 😂😂😂😂😂
That’s it. That’s the pic LMFAOOOO
((H-Hey… you know… I-I could do the thing I said I would if I knew who you were… if you want to…))
NEW BOY JUST DROPPED! ANOTHER DOOMGUY OC. HE HAS A NAME BUT IT WONT BE REVEALED UNLESS YOURE CLOSE TO HIM, SO JUST CALL HIM WHATEVER YOU WANT!
((If I know who you were, I could take you to DMs and make you blush very quickly.))
seriously tho whenever I see like, someone attractive wearing a button up shirt (ESPECIALLY with a nice pattern, like Hawaiian shirts), I can’t help but Feel Things and I dunno why, it might be my lizard brain probably going like?? ‘HEHEHEHE LEMME UNBUTTON THAT FOR U’ sdkjdskDKJSSKJD
MC using the wrong binding spell. It is super effective.
A less pants on approach:
Anonymous said: Imagine being a simp for someone that is not yourself
“ There’s an exception to every rule. Pretty sure when Siddhartha Gautama
found Nirvana he was just eating Verosika out.”
25. five most recent in google search history.
28. five most recent sent text messages
What’s in his beside drawer is some lube obviously, a few condoms, a pair of handcuffs and ties. Also a gun you know just incase. There’s also a bag of rose petals and a couple small candles that smelled of roses.
Imagine your romantic F/O, who is usually dominant and/or confident, having trouble with your bra clip and you have to reach your hands around and help them.
Vampire au - Diluc X gender neutral reader
So I know there’s a few vampire fics around but I kinda wanted to do this so here you go. Suggestive themes, tagged as such!
I just uttered the words: “gotta google the NB term for milf/dilf”