Ok, lemme tell you; I just wanted to draw a sexy drawing with my girls, and I ended up doing 3 different lightings. I’ll leave the two others below for you to see how much I suffered. >:C

🎤sawarasenai❤kimi😸wa⛓shoujo🌸na💅no?✨b-

“ I’m kink-shaming all of you. “

“I’m uh…gonna need some alone time. I’ll be right back.”

When u. Hit up succubus centipede lady

DND was fun tonight.

So sorry, anon, but I can understand why 😂😂😂😂😂

That’s it. That’s the pic LMFAOOOO

((H-Hey… you know… I-I could do the thing I said I would if I knew who you were… if you want to…))

;)

NEW BOY JUST DROPPED! ANOTHER DOOMGUY OC. HE HAS A NAME BUT IT WONT BE REVEALED UNLESS YOURE CLOSE TO HIM, SO JUST CALL HIM WHATEVER YOU WANT!

((If I know who you were, I could take you to DMs and make you blush very quickly.))

seriously tho whenever I see like, someone attractive wearing a button up shirt (ESPECIALLY with a nice pattern, like Hawaiian shirts), I can’t help but Feel Things and I dunno why, it might be my lizard brain probably going like?? ‘HEHEHEHE LEMME UNBUTTON THAT FOR U’ sdkjdskDKJSSKJD

POV:

MC using the wrong binding spell. It is super effective.

A less pants on approach:

https://newtumbl.com/x_mH6oSzuBpZHN

Minors DNI

Anonymous said: Imagine being a simp for someone that is not yourself

“ There’s an exception to every rule. Pretty sure when Siddhartha Gautama
found Nirvana he was just eating Verosika out.”

25.     five most recent in google search history.

Shiro-

1. Sex positions to try
2. Looking at engagement rings.
3. Sexy clothes to make Lambo wear.
4. Natural aphrodisiacs
5. Romantic music

Yuki-

1. Cute frily lingerie
2. Looking up the best place to get a spa day
3. Cute clothes in general
4. Music to add to playlists
5. Romantic places to go on honey moon 

28.     five most recent sent text messages 

Shiro-

1. “Yea I know. I’m working on it. Don’t worry it will be perfect
2. "Hey Lamb do you want to try this position later? Looks fun.”
3. “I’m so bored and horny… maybe I should go for a run. Speaking of which I hope they don’t think I’m just some giant dog.”
4. *sends video of dirty stuff to Lambo*
5. “Sorry I can’t stop thinking of how sexy you will look.”

Yuki-

1. “What color do you think I should get? I’m torn between the white and pink. Maybe also the red”
2. “Ooo do we have a song I know couples have songs”
3. “Shiro’s being a butt head again and says I’m to young to be doing this. I told him no im the same age as him he’s just 10 mins older”
4. “Ok I think I narrowed it down! We should go here. It has all sorts of fun stuff to try!”
5. “Do you want me to get pregnant? Would we be ready for that?”

What’s in his beside drawer is some lube obviously, a few condoms, a pair of handcuffs and ties. Also a gun you know just incase. There’s also a bag of rose petals and a couple small candles that smelled of roses.

Imagine your romantic F/O, who is usually dominant and/or confident, having trouble with your bra clip and you have to reach your hands around and help them.

Vampire au - Diluc X gender neutral reader

So I know there’s a few vampire fics around but I kinda wanted to do this so here you go. Suggestive themes, tagged as such!

Keep reading

I just uttered the words: “gotta google the NB term for milf/dilf”