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goatedgreen · 28 days

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Okay lets analyse this one for realsies. Im gonna go through each character in this tweet and go through reasons why i think they either would or would not be crying first, then im gonna put them in order of who survives the roast sesh.... join me on this wonderous journey.

Let's start with Atsumu.... where to even fucking begin. sorry to the Atsumu haters but i truly believe he would not be crying first. First of all he has known Osamu since he was born and while Osamu is the "nice twin" the bar is truly in hell and that motherfucker is mean to one person and one person only and that person is his twin brother Atsumu. This mfer has been conditioned since birth to roast and be roasted. Not only that but this guy was CANONICALLY hated by everyone in his middle school, and his only reaction to that information was "So?" HE DOES NOT CARREEEE. And, I will say, while the other characters shown here are bitchy, they usually target people in petty ways that make fun of their skills (with the exception of Daisho who would probs call Atsumu a single loser but he'd likely just get annoyed by that not cry) and Atsumu knows that his skills are too good for anything they say to hold weight., He has the ego the size of the fucking gym. he's fine.

TSUKISHIMA on the other hand.... dare i say it not the strongest contender ... I dont think FIRST. but this guy is wayyyy more sensitive to criticism than people generally give him credit for. LIKE YES BEFORE YOU JUMP DOWN MY THROAT, he absolutely has the whole "keep booing me it only makes me stronger" thing going on in the Inarizaki game BUT YOU FORGET SO QUICKLY how absolutely insecure this guy is. until yamaguchi kicked his ass into gear in the training camp, he was of the impression that trying to get better at something he enjoyed was fruitless because there was always going to be someone better than him. Someone insightful like Oikawa or Atsumu would def be able to pick up on that insecurity and target him for it. I think his strongest talent is of course provoking people so much that they cant see how much they're affecting him, so he gets a lot of points for pettiness that would keep him from crying first because theres no way he's gonna LOSEEEE to someone like Daisho or Oikawa. BONUS POINTS on his behalf though is he was the only one on the team at the end of season one who WASNT CRYING about their loss. And i think the only one on karasuno who we havent seen cry (as far as i can remember).

Now listen.... fanon Oikawa is for sure crying first because for some bizzare reason people characterise him as a pushover twink. Canon Oikawa told USHIJIMA to remember his worthless pride so he could crush him in the future. like... he's kind of taking names a little. i'll allow him a small slay for his efforts of being a bitch to Ushijima. Oikawa is SMARTTTT and has a lot of emotional intelligence, so can for sure target people's insecurities with pinpoint accuracy. He doesnt get SUPER easily riled up when he's "in the zone" and only lashes out when he's backed into a corner. he hangs out with what is probably a team of people scientifically designed in a lab to HUMBLE HIM DAILY, so he has built up somewhat immunity to being insulted and targeted for bully behaviour. LOSES TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF POINTS for being kind of a sore loser and someone who FOR SURE cries when angry or frustrated.

Daisho.... why is he even here (sorry to those who love him). Listen... this guy is petty, and he lowkey cheats, and he takes immense joy in riling people up for shits and gigs... BUT WHYYY IS HE HERE LMAOOOO. to be honest, i dont think he would cry first purely for the fact that he doesnt know these other guys well enough to really gaf about what theyre saying to him. on the other hand, that makes him kind of an easy target because he's so irrelevant to these other guys lives that they could probably make him feel like shit for that reason only. he gets bonus points for being the only one in a canonical relationship (oikawas girlfriend we never meet that he broke up with doesnt count, in fact it loses him points).

WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID. the final order i think is, Oikawa goes out crying first, not because he's upset but because he got sooo fucking mad at Atsumu's unbothered behaviour he had to leave and he was angry crying while doing it. Daisho is next because Tsukishima said some shit like "bro who even are you lmaooo irrelevant ass" and he remembered he sucks at volleyball and got upset, he's okay tho bc his gf is there to comfort him. Atsumu cries next but not because of anything Tsukishima says, he just gets so fucking bored of Tsukishima not giving him interesting reactions to his jabs that he starts doing weird shit like standing on his head and he ends up hurting himself and crying because he is a big baby. Tsukishima is the last one standing .

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That is of course assuming that Oikawa doesnt kill them all first with his Super Triple Homo Spin Serve that killed all of Karasuno. People forget so quickly that he is the most diabolical anime villain of all time...

#haikyuu #suguru daishou #tsukishima kei #miya atsumu #oikawa tooru #SORRY SORRY I JUST WANTED TO DO THIS BC I FOUND IT FUNNY

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the-chikyuu-times · 8 months

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touteytout · 11 days

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daishou (from a haikyuu touch the dream new years thing)

#ig... i know nothing abt the game i just saw the promo tweet #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#daishou suguru #suguru daishou #my art #hes easy to draw

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mzhari4 · 8 months

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Captains !! 🌟

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toomanygoldfish · 6 months

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This was not a situation that he thought he'd be put in when he chose to become a pro athlete. And that situation was holding kittens. Giving them flea baths. “Awww, baby you can't do that!” He looked over to you for the use of the pet name that was usually reserved for him, being used on a kitten.

Scoffing then went back to the squirming kitten that he was currently bathing. He had found an abandoned litter of kittens on the side of the road on one of his runs. Because he was not a heartless human being, he called you, a vet, to come and help him take care of the kittens. When you arrived in the car you opened up a little crate lined with blankets. The kittens were malnourished and frighteningly skinny.

You had deduced that the kitten's mother was probably not around, and these kittens were too vulnerable of a state not to leave. So after getting them checked out to the vet, and getting them on worm meds, you two brought home the kittens, five of them to be exact, for a little bath. The work was monotonous.

Grab soap, put a ring around the neck, sud up the kitten, rinse them off, and wrap them in a towel. The two of you had done the work, and were covered in water up to the elbows. Standing up you grab a towel and dry off your arms. Sign you stretch your arms above your head.

“Watch the rascals for a sec will ya? I need to go get some food for us and them.” gasping in mock anguish, he fell back with a hand to his chest, the other reaching out to you in a call for you. ”Wait don't leave me!” he calls out after you. You pause to turn back to him “I'm not leaving you, i'm getting food” he sits back up normally to scrutinize you.

‘So you're leaving me!’ You giggle slightly, “you make it sound like i'm leaving the relationship, but No goofball i'm not. Now, go weigh the kitties, give them a colored collar, and keep them entertained.” You turn and leave, he calls after you “How do I do tha- and they're gone… great.” He lets his gaze stray to the little kittens, curled up in a heap together, mewling for their mother.

His eyes soften. “Well babies, time to get to weighing.” So what if you came home to all the kittens having their own name and place in his lap, and so what if he got a little teary eyed at the fact that he didn't have enough hands to pet them all. No one needed to know except you.

#haikyuu drabbles #haikyuu #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #reqs open #haikyu x reader #fluff #the goldfish speak #suguru daishou

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eurydicees · 9 months

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kuroo to daishou. has anyone said this yet. dont care actually. send post

#haikyuu #kuroshou #tetsurou kuroo #suguru daishou

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hirookouji · 4 months

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EVERYBODY SHUT UP HE'S HERE

#daishou suguru #daisho suguru #haikyuu!!#hq!!#suguru daishou #suguru daisho #MY BABY BOY. UVE RETURNED FROM WAR.#ITS BEEN SO LONG. NEW DAISHOU ARTS DROPPED #this is from the hq mobile game twt account?#idk if this means hes in the game but

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dungbeatposse · 10 months

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passing thought

#high&low #high&low the worst x #reiji himuro #suguru daishou

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silverflqmes · 1 year

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໒⦂ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎 ‘𝐈𝐋𝐘’ 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

genre. fluff

ft. keishin ukai, suguru daishou, daichi sawamura

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓤𝗞𝗔𝗜 𝓚𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ around this hour keishin probably just got off of work at sakanoshita's, so you offered to help with closing the shop up cuz you wanted him home faster🤲

⌗ tbh he didn't really want you helping him since some tasks were difficult and he had a set routine for how he did things

⌗ he bit his tongue whenever you tried to put things away and always waited at least two minutes for you to move to the next thing to fix it all over again LMAOOOO

⌗ but he really appreciated the help and above all, the company💞

⌗ finally the two of you left and ukai managed to salvage two remaining pork buns that he'd bake a few hours ago for the boys. naturally, he kept one for himself and gave the other to you while you on the walk home.

⌗ he was telling a few stories on the way and making jokes about his days in karasuno as a setter when you suddenly turned to him, eyes shining with endearment and a little bit from the moonlight.

⌗ you had heaved the softest of sighs before leaning onto his shoulder, chuckling almost absentmindedly. "ahh, i love you." — lemme tell you the man was speechless but hella thankful that you didn't peer up from the ground to see his expression.

➫ 𝓓𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗨 𝓢𝗨𝗚𝗨𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ MALL DATE CUZ I SAW SUMN CUTE IN HAIKYUU BŪ!! WITH HIM AND MIKA LMAO

⌗ so you'd both be finishing up on your shopping and it's around eight — which is when the mall closes ( dunno if it's like this in japan, but definitely in the states ), and you're both on your way out

⌗ he'd be carrying most of the bags while you're finishing up the rest of the milkshake he got you, and it's when the moonlight struck him that you realized how lucky you were

⌗ he may be the pettiest person on his team and get into dumb banters with nekoma's captain, but he was the love of your life regardless. the one that you love and cared for so dearly, who brought you happiness like no other man or woman could

⌗ he was there every minute, every call, every hangout; every moment, he was there for you no matter how happy or sad you were.

⌗ "suguru?" you'd call out finally and he'd hum, peering over at you with a tired smile. "what is it, my love?"

⌗ "i love you so much, thank you for today," you smiled softly, leaning in to peck his cheek quickly, which left him a flustered mess- oh boy..

➫ 𝓢𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝓓𝗔𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ it's just about two minutes before he had to line up for his match against shiratorizawa; the air had been tense and you were very much aware of his anxiety

⌗ who wouldn't be anxious? as a third year, it was do or die to get into nationals and as a captain, he couldn't bare being the one to let his team down, not after declaring to them that they would make it to nationals.

⌗ you noticed his nervous demeanor and gently, you approached his tensed form, crouching down in front of him while he sat on the bench as you reached out for his hands

⌗ gently you cradled them both in your own, placing a kiss at the top before looking up at him, catching the blush spreading across his tanned cheeks.

⌗ "you're gonna do great, you know that?" you'd ask, tracing his fingers gently with your own while he nodded slowly.

⌗ his lips had parted to make a remark and you shushed him with a quick kiss, laughing softly when his cheeks darkened profusely.

⌗ "i love you daichi, good luck out there, i'll be cheering you on as loud as i can!" you proclaimed before standing back up and running off to the stands, waving him off enthusiastically while he stood there, utterly flabbergasted. but what you didn't catch was the soft smile that formed on his lips🥺

notes. more reposts lol

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artthetrash · 1 year

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Daishou 🐍🐍

ko-fi / twitter / redbubble

#suguru daishou #daishō suguru #nohebi #if you recognize what i used as ref ily #haikyuu!!#haikyuu #hq!!#hq #digital art #fanart #fan art #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #anime #manga

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ragebear · 8 months

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special delivery, fucksticks

flying snake couriers - fast and on time, but being polite costs extra

#haikyuu #haikyuu fanart #suguru daishou #idk I saw this ref of a roller skater and this immediately came to me #like imagine him rolling up on kuroo and saying that and hucking a package at him #feels right #my art

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sassycheesecake · 2 years

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Haikyuu boys that would text like this:

-OIKAWA TORŪ, MIYA ATSUMU, Terushima Yuji, Kuroo Tetsurō, Yamamoto Taketora, Koganegawa Kanji, Tanaka Ryūnosuke, SUGURU DAISHŌ, Suna Rintarō, Hoshiumi Kōrai