What denomination is this church? Different Christian denominations have different attitudes on suicide and the effect on the afterlife. Hopefully Betty's grants some grace.
The early comic strips by Bob Montana getting transferred to a story in the comic book -- in this case, there is a large difference in the contrivances of mistaken interpretation of events to arrive at the same punchline.
The recording of the M*A*S*H theme song in seasons 7 and 8 features an off-key piccolo that sounds like a fourth grader playing alongside a professional orchestra.
I was already having the kind of day where I wanted to step into traffic but now I have money issues on top of it and lol. Straight up not having a good time.