A Weisscream Sundae Christmas!
Weiss: "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~!"
Sun: "The rent for the landlady~!"
Weiss: "Wait a minute, why do I have to take the rent to the landlady?"
Sun: "Because the last time I came up short she said I could pay it... a 'different way'. And then she started talking about how much of a cute boy I was!"
*Knock Knock Knock*
Willow: "It's TIIIIIIME~!"
Sun: "AAAGH!"
Weiss: "MOTHER!"
Willow: "Eep! Time to go, buh-bye sunshine!"
Weiss: "Get back here you old harpy!"
Sun: "Oh thank goodness! And here I thought I was in imminent danger of having my loins ravaged!"
???: "I am sorry about that."
Sun: "AAAGH! Winter! Where did you come from?!"
Winter: "The window."
Sun: "That's... weird-"
Winter: "But not important. I'd like to apologize for my mother's behavior, she's been... lonely these last few years. My father's demise and our family's fresh new start couldn't have helped. Try to forgive her."
Sun: "Oh, well, I can understand, water under the bridge I guess."
Winter: "Such a warmhearted young man my sister has found. She's lucky, I'm sure it wasn't easy getting her to let down her walls."
Sun: "Oh boy! You can say that again!"
Winter: "Now that I think of it, I've yet to ask how it is you wooed my abrasive little sister. I'd love to hear all about it? Over there. In your suddenly candle-lit bedroom?"
Sun:"Sure, uh that's... also weird."
Winter: *ushering him into the bedroom* "I can assure you you'll have a much easier time slamming through my walls than you did with my inflexible and underdeveloped little sister."
Doorknob: *CLICK*
~On the last day of Christmas the FNDM gave to me! A frost-nipped golden monkey~!
Happy Holidays!
Sauce
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Things Have Changed
Jaune having drinks with some old friends in, Vacuo.
Jaune: Thanks for inviting me to out with out guys, it’s really nice to catch up with you all.
Neptune: Think nothing of it man.
Sun: Yeah, its great to hang out with you.
Coco: And, you’re finally stylish enough to hang around us as well. You used to look pretty…
Neptune: Like a dork.
Sun: A total nerd.
Velvet: Guys! That’s mean!
Coco: I was going to say pedestrian, but those work too. But, now… MmHH~! Mama likey~!
Jaune: Oh… W-Well thanks, Coco.
Coco: I mean the hair makes you look so much more mature, especially with those white streaks in it.
Neptune: And, armour is more form fitting. It suits you better.
Sun: And, you’ve got some muscles on you, no more lanky self! Though I doubt you look anywhere as good as me~!
Velvet: And, that tights ass…
Jaune: Oh, thanks guys…! Wait, what was that about my butt?
Coco: You have such tight looking ass~!
JSN: …
Jaune: Okay… That’s a first…
Coco: Never had a hot girl compliment you before.
Jaune: Well yes she has, but never my butt.
Neptune: Oh? Is there some hot lady making moves on you?
Jaune: Why as a matter of fact; Yes, yes there is.
Coco: I call bullshit!
Jaune: And, why do you find that hard to believe?
Coco: No offence, Jaune, you’ve certainly gone from a two to an eight on the hotness scale. But, I seriously doubt some hot ladies are chasing after you; You may look hotter, but you’re still a dork.
Jaune: Well, you better tell that to all those, Milfs back in, Mantle that I wasn’t a hot piece of meat then.
Neptune: Bullshit! There’s no way a bunch of milfs would be after a Huntsmen-in-training.
Jaune: Oh, I’m not a student anymore.
Velvet: Well, you may have gone your own way after, Beacon fell, but you’re still a first year student.
Jaune: No I’m not. See, here’s my, Hunter’s license.
Sun: The hell?!
Coco: WHAT?! I’m still a third year in training, and you’re already a licensed, Huntsmen?! That some fucking bullshit right there!
Velvet: Well either way; Congrats on becoming a, Huntsmen, Jaune. I’m sure you do good out there.
Jaune: Thank you, Velvet. So, do you believe there is a hot lady chasing after me now?
CVSN: No.
Jaune: What?! Come on guys I’m telling the truth, honestly.
Neptune: What kind of a hot babe would be chasing after you?
Jaune: My wife for starters.
CVSN: Your what?!
Jaune: My wife. Can’t you tell I’m married? Oh wait, my gauntlet is hiding the ring. Well no matter, I’m married.
Neptune: Who the hell would marry you?!
Jaune: A lady with impeccable taste.
Coco: So… Wasn’t, Weiss then…
Neptune: Hey she’s got good taste!
Jaune: She went for a womanizer like you, I highly doubt that.
Coco: Fair point.
Neptune: Hey!
Velvet: Was it, Yang?
Jaune: No she, and Blake are dating.
Coco: They are? Good for them.
Neptune: That Ruby girl?
Coco: she doesn’t have good taste.
Sun: Ouch.
Sun: Is it, Nora?
Jaune: No she, and Ren are still a thing…
Velvet: Are they?
Jaune: Uhh…? Honestly I don’t know with those two. Ren, is so emotionally stunted it’s hard for, Nora to get through to him.
Coco: Then who is it; Who is the lucky lady to managed to bag?
Jaune: Her name is, Jinn. Jinn Arc.
Coco: Jinn eh? Pretty name. What is she like?
Jaune: Insanely smart, and knowledgeable about everything! If you guys have any secrets, secrets you haven’t told anyone about, she knows about them. Not to mentions she kind, and very curious, she loves experiencing new things. It’s so adorable seeing her reactions when she tries sometimes new. I’m so happy I married her.
Velvet: Wait, she knows our secrets?
Jaune: Every secret, anyone has every made. She knows.
Velvet: Well that’s unnerving.
Coco: How can she know out secrets if she’s never met us before?
Jaune: Well… Consider it a semblance of sorts if you will.
Coco: Sounds like a powerful semblance.
Jaune: Insanely powerful.
Neptune: Enough about her personality; What does she look like?
Coco: Yeah, what does she look like?
Jaune: Oh, she has rich ebony skin, long silky black hair, and luscious indigo eyes.
Sun: And…?
Jaune: And, what?
Neptune: Her body, what’s her body like.
Coco: Yeah. Are we working with an hourglass figure, or what?
Jaune: Oh, she was the definitive hour glass figure, it only adds to her absolute beauty that she is.
Coco: Nice~! And…?
Jaune: And… She’s thic… Like: Thic THIC~!
CSN: Nice.
Coco: But, I still think you’re lying.
Neptune: Yeah, pics or it didn’t happen!
Sun: Sorry dude, I have a hard time believing you’re married, much less to some bombshell hotty.
Velvet: Sorry, Jaune, but I find it difficult to believe too.
Jaune: Et tu, Velvet?
Velvet: Sorry.
: Well, if you want proof of, Jaune’s wife, then I’m all to happy to oblige you~!
Jaune: Ahh! Jinnnnnnnnnnn…
Velvet: Wait, your wife is actually hereeeeeeeeeee…?!
Neptune: Who is crazy enough to marryyyyyyyyyyyyyy…?!
Sun: What, that’s bullshiiiiiiiiiiiiii…??
Coco: …
Jaune: Nnnn…?! Ahh sorry I get lost in a trance when I look at…?! Coco! Your nose is bleeding!
Coco: Hello, Mommy~!
Jinn: My oh my. Such charmers aren’t you~?
Jaune: W-What are you doing here? Didn’t you say you needed a rest. And, more importantly; what’s with that lustrous outfit?
Jinn: Oh, this~? It’s rather hot here so I decided to wear something a little more… breezy~! Do you not like it?
Jaune: I love it! But, don’t wear it in public again. Too many people are gazing lustrously at what’s mine…
Jinn: Ohh I love it when you get dominant with me~! Now as for your other questions; I was resting in our room, but it’s so lonely back there all alone… I wanted my beloved knight to come back, and… comfort me~! Can you do that dear, please~?
Jaune: C-Certainly! Bye guys, husband duties are calling!
Jinn: We’ll chat later everyone. We’re going to be quite busy soon. Oh, and Coco?
Coco: Yes…?
Jinn: Be a good girl, and you can join us later, okay~?
Coco: O-Okay…
Jinn: Good. Bye everyone~!
CVSN: Bye…
CVSN: …
Sun: Holy shit! She’s real?!
Neptune: And, hot as hell!
Velvet: She’s the most beautiful woman, I’ve ever seen before in all my life!
Coco: H-How did she know I wanted to join them in a threesome?! I didn’t say anything?!
Velvet: I think the nosebleed said something about that.
Coco: Like that says, ‘I wanna bang you.’ I was just registering how hot she is!
Sun: And, she’s married to, Jaune?!
Neptune: How did that blond goofball land such a hot babe?!
Velvet: Must have been the hair.
Coco: His hair is really alluring.
Sun: It’s better than, Neptune’s.
Neptune: Dude?!
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Sneaky Love
Yang:Truth or dare?
Ilia:Truth. I know your wicked ways.
Yang:Tell us your most embarrassing moment with Sun.
Ilia:Dare.
Weiss:Folded immediately.
Yang:I dare you to tell Sun your vows as if you were getting married.
Ilia:WHAT!?
Sun:*sits up* Told you not to play with her. No one is safe.
Blake:Yang…
Yang:I just think they’re cute! I’m curious. Everyone falls differently.
Weiss:You just want gossip.
Ilia:…Sun, sit in front of me.
Yang:Oh shit you’re actually doing it.
Ilia:I’m no coward.
Sun:*sits* You avoided truth.
Ilia:Some moments are meant to die with. Besides…you’re always showering me fuzzy moments like these. It’s payback time.
Sun:Kay, wooo me.
Ilia:…I feel like…..it’s too obvious to say the big things whenever discussing love and how people fall into it. Yeah, I have those moments, but it’s really the little things that sneak up on me that take my breath away. The fact my door doesn’t squeak anymore because you randomly fixed it one day. The kitchen cupboards that are filled with multiple dishes because I expect company. I leave room instinctively on the towel rack and make sure don’t sleep in the middle of my bed. There’s even the noticeable dent in my couch cushions from the extra weight. Even when you’re not around, I’m making room for you; and when I realize it, all I can do is cover my face and shake my head. I’ve fallen for you and I’m falling still.
Sun:*bright red*…Well I feel amazing about myself.
Ilia:*leans on him* You’re not getting that out of me again.
Yang:*sniffling* That may have been too sweet. What the hell guys? You’re going to make me cry. How is anyone gonna top that?
Weiss:When Jaune and I first got serious, I was an anxious mess. Then, he kissed the scar on my torso, and I felt my heart melt completely as o teared up.
Everyone:*clenches chest* Damn…
Weiss:Gentle love is viscous. I’m never gonna forget that. Talk about not realizing how deep feelings went; I was flabbergasted.
Blake:I think the blondes are giving you competition in romance.
Yang:At this rate we should sharing. Screw truth or dare; I’m taking notes!
As the group laughs, Ilia feels Sun put his tail around her and holds her closely. He makes sure not to draw attention to it, which only makes her more flustered. Sun flashes a quick smile her way and she leans more against him. There really was no getting away from him at all.
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