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tsmhm · 2 years
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RT @suntzufuntzu: no prison can hold me; no email can find me well or otherwise
— ErinLuhks (@ErinLuhks) May 21, 2022
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thrusticus · 4 years
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panzertron · 5 years
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makemeacyborg · 4 years
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[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby] Kepler-452b Orbits a star somewhere out in the void Must be destroyed – http://twitter.com/suntzufuntzu/status/1254085360121937921 – @suntzufuntzu
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shitpostprompts · 4 years
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Kc and the suntxu band, @/suntzufuntzu
[antiques roadshow] When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame
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lyeekha · 5 years
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RT @suntzufuntzu: Siri, when is it my turn to live in the phone
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mitchipedia · 5 years
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In the shower
In the shower you discover a dial on your neck. It's turned to 7; there's no indication of what it controls. You set it to 8 and get dressed
— bringer of wonder (@suntzufuntzu) September 14, 2016
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antiqueshops0 · 4 years
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RT suntzufuntzu: [Antiques Roadshow] When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before t…
RT suntzufuntzu: [Antiques Roadshow] When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before t…
— Antiques Johannesburg (@theCaGuard) April 24, 2020
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rudiologytweet · 4 years
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RT @suntzufuntzu: NORAD tracks Santa because handing out presents to children regardless of nationality or wealth is deeply threatening to the capitalist class
NORAD tracks Santa because handing out presents to children regardless of nationality or wealth is deeply threatening to the capitalist class
— a festive tzu for the rest of you (@suntzufuntzu) December 24, 2018
from Twitter https://twitter.com/Rudiology December 24, 2019 at 08:07AM via IFTTT
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gwintaylor · 4 years
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RT @suntzufuntzu: A man goes to a psychiatrist. "I'm depressed," he says. "Everything inside me is lead. I feel hopeless about life." "Treatment is simple," the doctor advises; "(back-up singers: You do the mash) You do the Monster Mash. (the Monster Mash) It's a graveyard smash. (you do the mash
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "I'm depressed," he says. "Everything inside me is lead. I feel hopeless about life." "Treatment is simple," the doctor advises; "(back-up singers: You do the mash) You do the Monster Mash. (the Monster Mash) It's a graveyard smash. (you do the mash
— nosferatzu (@suntzufuntzu) October 5, 2019
from Twitter https://twitter.com/__theclique October 05, 2019 at 11:23AM via IFTTT
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forgottenbones · 6 years
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maybe its the cursed amulet talking, but [thousands of locusts fly from my mouth and form a living treasure map on the ceiling]
— it's always suntzu in philadelphia (@suntzufuntzu) 12 maggio 2018
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thrusticus · 6 years
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panzertron · 7 years
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makemeacyborg · 4 years
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We did it; we found the worst coronavirus framing https://t.co/LXnV3sjtpT – http://twitter.com/suntzufuntzu/status/1230208803527962624 – @suntzufuntzu
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murderofcro-ws · 7 years
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Favorite tweets: [Antiques Roadshow]When this was first painted, the wolves were much further in the background. I would sell it before they reach the frame— tzulander (@suntzufuntzu) September 4, 2017
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nicwn · 7 years
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[shoving Millennials into the Centipede Pits] Millennials want weapons and ladders instead of a warrior's death in the Centipede Pits
— tzulander (@suntzufuntzu) July 9, 2017
via Twitter https://twitter.com/nicwn July 12, 2017 at 04:30PM
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