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wandasfifthwife · 2 months
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MLP GIRLS DATING HC (15+)
Paring: MLP girls x reader
(no specific gender mentioned for reader, but when writing this I imagined a fem!reader)
Warnings: a few suggestive comments (15+)
Content: headcanons of the mlp girls in a relationship (I imagined equestrian girls when writing this, but you can imagine either. your choice)
NOT PROOFREAD
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Twilight Sparkle
• enjoys reading books with you
• a yapper. loves to ramble about her interests and findings often
• “oh my goodness I’ve talked for quite a while haven’t I” typa girl
• definitelyyy wants to star gaze with you
• I can see her being both the instigator and the one needing you to instigate. depends on your personality
• if you’re shy, she’ll talk. if you’re more dominant, she’ll let you take charge. she adapts.
• I want to say her love language is quality time and would enjoy spending time with you in silence, the both of you doing your own things
• for sure corrects your grammar or if you say anything incorrect
• doesn’t get angry at you easily, but definitely gets easily angry for you if she senses someone is angry at you (or giving you “a weird stare”)
• radiates “you can insult me but not them” type energy
• likes to cuddle (small spoon)
• arguments with her are mainly petty
• a great communicator, would want to deescalate the situation and sit down and talk
• if she gets angry expect silent treatment or her taking a deep breath and walking away (I don’t see her yelling when she’s angry at you)
• notices small changes, very perceptive
• she’s a bit clueless but also perceptive. it’s a strange mix
Rarity
• shows her love through gift giving
• wants to make clothing for you (special occasions, also to just dress you up)
• nicknames galore (darling, sweetie, honey, baby, babe, etc)
• your #1 hype girl
• spends time with you going out and doing stuff like shopping and getting lunch out
• her getting upset/mad at you is shown through passive aggressive comments and actions
• I don’t see her being an instigator other than sly flirting, she’ll wait for you to instigate
• rambles about you all the time to friends/family
• “I know Rarity, you’ve told us this story 20 times”
• she’ll always be dressed up, has to have an outfit for every situation
• (out dresses you)
Pinkie Pie
• love language is definitely throwing parties
• got a job? party.
• birthday? party.
• finished an assignment? party
• optimistic gf (your biggest cheerleader)
• feeling down? another party.
• I can see her love language being acts of service
• throwing parties for you as stated earlier, but she’ll also bake sweets and such to show her care
• definitely can see her say she loves you VERY early into the relationship
• (house might be messy often, but it’s out of love, she’s a little chaotic but we love her for that)
• goes crazy if someone comes at you, she has that other side
• hates conflict with you, she’d deflate if you came to her upset at her at something she’s done
• wants to find a solution fast
• definitely a talker (good luck getting a word in)
• she’s silly and wants to make you smile and laugh often
• 50-50 of an instigator
• if she instigates it’s absolutely completely done out of no where
• first kiss? out of no where. you were just walking in town on a regular Monday morning
• supports you in all your crazy ideas and thoughts (super easy going and laid back)
Fluttershy
• soft “mom” gf
• a homebody, so most dates are most likely spent indoors
• movies, dinner in, etc…
• wants to show you all of her creatures when you first begin dating
• love language is words of affirmation
• complements you often
• “no I agree, that outfit is very nice”
• if someone insults you, they’re done. Fluttershy has a killing stare
• 100% supporter, but will tell you if an idea is a bit dangerous (she’s concerned about you)
• if you two argue, she’s definitely crying
• a peacemaker (avoids conflict, but if it has to be done she wants to find a middle ground. without yelling preferably)
• not an instigator. you’d have to start most things
• enjoys nature walks, morning yoga, reading. All done with you
• house is clean 24/7, she cant stand a mess
• calls you sweet nicknames like babe, love, etc…
Applejack
• 100% an instigator, but wouldn’t mind you taking charge every now and then (might find it amusing)
• she’s a big flirt, holy cow
• if she likes you, she’ll make her interest known through little things
• if you respond well to her flirting, good golly she’s going to do every and anything to make you shy/smile
• a family girl, she’ll definitely introduce you to her family very soon in the relationship if you haven’t met them already
• 100% is an acts of service gf
• need to take trash out? she’s done it already.
• crazy nicknames like pumpkin pie, honey cake, sweetest peach, etc…
• (equestrian girls only) with all the work she does on the farm, she’s MUSCULAR muscular
• (she’ll purposefully flex when you’re around)
• someone insults you? she’ll give them one warning before she knocks them out cold
• very caring, sometimes overly caring
• you’re sick? swaddled, she won’t and can’t let you leave
• definitely brings baked goods over to your house often
• arguments with her don’t happen often, but are often harmful if they do
• she got upset. stormed off. you go after her. blinded by jealousy, she insults you
• the second she sees tears, she’s apologizing
• (equestrian girls only) if you wear jeans, she 100% does the hand in back pocket thing
• competitive, has to win. (let her win, please)
Sunset Shinmer
• this girl is for sure a words of affirmation gf (as well as touch)
• writes reminders on sticky notes and places them randomly over your place
• “wash your dishes please :)”
• if not already shown through the shows, she’s very perceptive
• quieter than normal? she’s checking in on you
• as for touch, if you’re near her she’s placing a hand on you (waist, shoulder, thigh, etc)
• Sunset is comfortable instigating, but if you instigate she’ll find it sweet
• dates are random. you two could play games or have late night talks or she’ll play music for you
• definitely snarky at times, likes to tease you
• arguments with her. they hurt.
• she does care for you, but when she’s angry I can see her saying MEANN comments in the heat of the moment
• she gives you the cold shoulder after, needing to calm down
• a day or two later she’ll come back to talk/make up
• definitely enjoys cuddling, she’s a big spoon
• if someone insults you, she’s hostile
Rainbow Dash
• the sport/competitive gf
• supporting her at her games/shows
• she doesn’t have a lot of patience, you’ll have to calm her down OFTEN
• 50-50 on instigating, depends on her mood/the moment
• will get a little shy if you instigate, but she has the confidence to instigate as well
• not an open communicator, keeps her pain/issues to herself, doesn’t want to ask for help
• you’ll have to be direct and sit her down if you want an open conversation (she opens up and seeks your help after dating for a bit)
• (equestrian girls only) does the shared AirPods thing with you
• school ends and she’s already handed you her other AirPod
• definitely needs to be tutored
• will do anything to get out of a tutoring session with you. ANYTHING. (take that as you will)
• def a prankster with you, finds her own jokes/pranks hilarious
• it’s the same with trying to get her to open up. if you two fight, she’s keeping what she feels bottled
• she’ll get upset and act like nothing’s wrong until she explodes
• if someone insults you, she’s not warning them like applejack (she’s throwing hands)
• love language is quality time and acts of service
• wants to spend time doing things you both enjoy (she may not enjoy it, but she won’t complain because you’re happy)
• her acts of service are “the little things”
• she shows she cares through small things like excusing you two from a social event if she notices you’re a bit overstimulated (will get shy if you bring these things up)
• weirdly very VERY observant
• if she sees you shiver, she’ll give you her coat wordlessly
• if you’re doing a show/school speech, she’ll know you’re nervous and give you water and stay near you
• protective, will save you and boast (she wants you to praise her)
• “I’m so fast aren’t I?”
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jiminiecrickets · 6 months
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jeon jungkook ♡ series masterlist
wc. 3.9k
tags. smut | dom top!m!reader, doggystyle + mating press, multiple orgasms, sir kink, crying, belly bulge, degradation
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it is the last day of jungkook's super-special week. his skin tingles every time you glance over at him and anticipation makes his heart leap in roller-coaster loops when your teasing fingers glide down the zipper of his jeans, the ache in his muscles brought to the forefront of his mind.
he doesn't know if he can shake his new behaviour. the change is too abrupt to go unnoticed – at brunch, jimin squints at him and asks what's wrong with him. apparently, a very chipper 'nothing's wrong' is the incorrect answer, because jimin only looks more suspicious than ever.
but jungkook doesn't care. you're out with your friends for a few hours and he busies himself around the house with unnecessary tasks – wiping down spotless countertops, re-folding the clothes already put away, reorganising the kitchen cupboards so that all the mug handles face the same way and all the plates are stacked by pattern.
you come home to find him tucked up against the seat edge of the couch, playing portal with his headphones on. you creep forward, waiting until he takes his hands off of the keyboard, and grab his shoulders hard and fast. he whirls around with a squeak, fists tightening close to protect his throat. when he notices you, he sighs in annoyance, lowering his fists and pulling off his headphones.
"you asshole! i was waiting so patiently for you and you give me a heart attack? ugh, i almost punched you..."
you scoff, grinning down at him. "it'd feel like bumping into a butterfly."
"i box on the side, babe! i could take you out with one hit, i bet. jerk..."
"i would eat your fists like an mma champion."
he jumps to his feet and immediately assumes a tight stance, arms tight to his chest. "try me."
you just chuckle, sauntering forward. you touch your fingers to his knuckles, lowering his fists, and lean in, capturing his lips in a slow, ardent kiss. you tilt your head to deepen it and he moans softly, gripping the front of your shirt as he melts into your arms like chocolate.
he chases your lips when you pull away, whining softly and lifting his arms to drape over your shoulders. he drags you in when you attempt to move away.
"stop trying to escape," he huffs, pushing his lips to yours in a hungry daze. "stop it... tryin' to kiss you, jackass."
"and here i thought you were trying to knock me out," you murmur, grinning against his lips. he traces your lower lip with his tongue and you groan softly, one hand trailing up his chest to wrap loosely around his throat.
"playing the long con," he whispers, nibbling on your lower lip. he tugs it lightly, letting it snap back against your teeth. you let out a soft hum, resting your forehead against his. "come to bed with me and i'll rob you blind."
"and knock me out?"
"and knock you out," he confirms. you grab his hand with a grin and drag him to the bedroom, pulling his shirt over his head and tossing it somewhere over your shoulder. it lands in the hallway and he laughs as you wrap your fingers around his ribs, manhandling him into the bedroom.
he tugs at your belt, licking his lips with a hungry darkness swirling in his eyes. you work at his and press your lips to his jaw and neck as you press him backwards. somewhere in the journey from the door to the bed your clothes come off, and jungkook falls back on the mattress and soft blankets, lifting his ankles to allow you to slide his pants off. he pulls you on top of him, spreading his knees to allow you to slide between them, and grabs your face in his palms to kiss you breathless.
it works – almost. you're lightheaded when he finally lets you go and he pants hotly against your slick lips as he brings your hand between his legs, guiding it to the cold metal knob there. your breath catches.
"don't worry about prepping me," he whispers, groaning softly in the back of his throat when you latch onto it, pulling and pushing gently – innocently, as if you're figuring out what it does. he glides his hands over your stomach, learning the planes of your body, and wraps his slim fingers around your cock. he pumps it slowly, relishing in your low groan. "mm – fuck me stupid, baby. i can tell you wanna."
already, he looks fucked out, eyes half-lidded and red lips slick and kiss-swollen. a primal hunger simmers in the depths of your gut.
"it feels like you want this more than i do," you muse, pressing your thumb against the plug. leaning back and glancing down tells you that it's a cute little thing, jewelled and pretty as it sits nestled between his ass. "even getting yourself all ready for me like this? how long have you been waiting?"
"a while," he whispers shyly, whining softly as you play with it. his half-hard cock jumps on his stomach. he aligns yours on top of his and bites his lip at the warmth and weight that he's brought to you with each eager pump of his wrist. "come on, you're always stalling – jus' give me your cock, been waiting all day for you to come home..."
"my pretty cockslut's a little impatient, is he?" you chuckle, making him gasp softly. he nods, and it becomes more fervent as you rub your palm over the tip of his dick almost absently.
 "yeah, mhm, your cockslut," he breathes, thick thighs tightening around your hips. his fist quickens around your cock and he swipes his thumb over the slit, rubbing the glans in quick repetitive motions. you grunt softly and a breath shudders through him as your dick twitches against his palm. he moans, "love your cock so much, love how it fills me up like nothing else can. makes me feel so full – so fuckin' full..."
you growl softly and chase his lips, devouring their sweet softness, pink like a rosebud and pillowy. he moans wantonly into it, parting his lips as your tongue slips between his teeth.
he tastes oh-so sweet – like iced tea and fruit jellies. you hunger for him, deep and animal, and he lets you in beneath his skin with sweetness in his eyes and sugar on his tongue, staring up at you as if you're the best thing he's ever stumbled across.
when jungkook tries to lean away for air, you don't let him – you let him taste his own medicine. he whimpers, mouth trapped against the firm paradise of yours, and his nails dig into your biceps as he gasps, short and needy and back-of-the-breath, as if he's too hungry to pause for even the length of a soft gulp of air.
his ass tightens as you tug on the plug, gently easing it out. his pink rim, dripping with lube, clenches around nothing and he turns hurriedly onto his front, arching his back and pressing his cheek into the pillows. he reaches down, guiding your cock to his hole. you grunt as his ass sucks you in, slick and hot.
"please," he whimpers as you ease yourself in, inch by inch. his head falls back against the pillows and his eyes flutter shut. "fuck, yes..."
he hisses it out, soft and drawled. his asshole scrapes against your shaft, dragging against the veins, and you place a hand on the nape of his neck to pin him down. he's squirming too much.
"hush, pretty boy... shit, you take my cock so goddamn well," you groan, rolling your hips into his ass. with every thrust, he moans a little louder, a little filthier. his walls are soft and gummy, hugging your cock tightly as you carve your way through him. your dick throbs as he tightens around you. you slap his ass with a chuckle, pulling him into you by the thigh. "fucked you all week and you're still tight as a virgin. still even needed that cute toy to keep you open and ready for my cock."
"y-yes," he squeaks, spine arching as his lashes flutter. he grips your wrist braced by his waist, whimpering like a puppy as he feels your cock drag hotly against his tight walls, pumping slow and steady into him. "i'm your cockslut, sir, always gotta be ready f'you – 'cause i'm a g-good boy...!"
"mm, are you? you've been a big tease, love." you aim a thrust directly into his prostate and he whines, hot walls pulsing against your shaft. "playing with your ass, prepping yourself while i'm out with friends, waiting so pretty for me to come home to you – i'd say you're more than a slut, baby. maybe... you're a little bit of a perv?"
he chokes out a whine as your hips speed up. he shakes his head as best he can and lets out a cry as you hover your chest over him, pressing gently into him. he scrabbles at your thigh, your cock sinking into his ass like it belongs there. "no – no, promise i'm not! i-i'm good, always—"
he cuts himself off with a whorish cry as you yank his ass into your thrusts. his eyes are wide with shock, a little teary and a little hazy, as you skip past everything he thought he knew about the way you love. you don't tease him today – you don't glance your fingers over his dick or ghost your lips over his hard nipples. no – this time, your fingers are grabbing, your hands pushing, your cock drilling into his ass as if you haven't fucked him in weeks.
it upsets everything. he thought he'd found a nice rhythm in the way you touched him. he thought he'd managed to build a nice defence against your sly dark glances and cherry kisses to make sure he doesn't do anything too embarrassing or out of pocket. but he is so fucking sensitive already from that stupid jewelled silver plug and he's been terribly horny from the moment he woke up and your cock is slamming into his prostate and he just wants to cry.
"good boys don't finger themselves while their boyfriends are in the shower," you hum. "good boys wait for their touches. they don't get greedy."
jungkook's eyes widen further and his head tips back with a high-pitched whine as your spongy tip punches into his sensitive prostate. his dark hair splays across the white pillow, some gorgeous fallen angel come down to let you a taste of heaven. his cock jerks as you smack his thigh to elicit a response, grinding your cock roughly into his ass.
"i-i'm sorry," he whimpers, the sting making him throb in all the wrong places. he shouldn't like the pain. "jus' couldn't wait, wanted to come, wanted something inside me so bad! sir, please," he chokes out, the sounds he makes rising higher and higher in volume. it's the loveliest melody you've ever heard. "please!"
"you wanted me to catch you, then?" you hiss in pleasure. "you wanted to be caught moaning my name, fucking yourself on your fingers. you broke my one rule to be punished. you can't call yourself a good boy when you're hoping i fuck you dumb."
he can't reply, too caught up in his bliss. a cry rips from his throat as you press your warm lips to his nape and shift closer to him, burying your cock deep inside him – his nails dig stinging crescents into your wrists as he grips them to ground himself.
you're so big, your skin so hot. little jewelled tears well on his lashline. the slap of skin on skin is obscene and his face is hot with embarrassment and his tears, and the bulk of your chest is warm and comforting against his back. it's a cruel mixture of wildness and civility, leaving his skin too tight and his animal brain poring over your cock: how thick it feels, how deep it is.
your cock kisses his sweet spot. his eyes roll back. he comes.
the pleasure rams through him with the weight of a freight train. it leaves a burning trail in its wake, and your hips quicken, intensifying his orgasm tenfold. he cries out for you so sweetly and you hush him, dragging light butterfly kisses along his neck and shoulder. your fingers trace his waist delicately, so contradictory to the power behind your hips.
he whines shakily when you don't stop, even after his cock stops spurting onto his slim stomach. his eyes widen in surprise. it's not like he can do anything about it. his limbs are jelly, bound to crumble if he moves an inch, and the sheer intensity in the way you handle his body melts every protest in his head the moment it appears.
"s-sir," he sniffles weakly, the burning stretch of being around you still sending tingles up his spine. your hand shifts down to his hips, bordering his ass, and your fingers dig into his flesh just hard enough to sting. his voice cracks as you snap your hips against his with a soft groan – any sound you make is drowned out by his, loud and sharp and needy. "sir—! fuh – f-fuck, p-please – please, i can't! can't come again, please, i'm sorry for t-touching myself...!"
"oh, this is bigger than that, love," you chuckle, stroking his thighs. they tighten around you and the muscles flex, making you groan softly – heat coils in your stomach. you slow down to make sure he can focus on your words, focus on taking everything in.
"you've always been a bit of a brat, and i'm far too lenient with you because i love the way you smile at me, like you've won the world." your voice is getting too soft, too sentimental. it hardens. "i'm not stopping until you can't remember how to talk. i'm gonna fuck you, baby, 'til you're empty."
jungkook's cock jumps at the thick burn of your voice. it sets fire to his will; it goes up in flames. he's a pretty thing, lowering his teary eyes in submission, and he sinks his soft quick pants into the pillow. he moans into it as you lift his hips, palms firm around his apollo's belt. he takes the edge of it between his teeth as his eyes flutter and roll, your cock slamming wetly into his tight hole, and the world melts away.
it's just him, and you, and the bed. his hips quiver as you fuck him mercilessly. everything is so much that it's almost nothing instead – just a constant stream of pleasure. no discernible origin – no cause, no direction. just there, everywhere.
he comes. he thinks so, at least. maybe a few times from how hard his thighs tremble. he's loud – he knows this for certain because you hook two fingers into his mouth, pressing down on his tongue. he sucks messily on them as if it's your dick, tongue gliding along the warmth of them, and spit trickles down his chin as he runs his tongue obsessively over your joints and knuckles.
his legs fail him. you grunt, pulling your fingers from his mouth and receiving a distressed whine for it, and grab his waist. you flip him over onto his back. he spreads his shaking legs as if it comes naturally to him, and you shove your cock back into him, watching as he mewls and cries, head thrown back against the pillows.
he's not crying hard enough, you decide, even though his chest is flushed pink and his tummy is smeared with an absurd amount of his cum. your swollen cock throbs against his walls and he whimpers, new tears springing to his eyes as you hook his thighs over your elbows and press forward, burying your cock deep inside him – his nails rake down your chest and shoulders, leaving a sting in their wake.
"i know, baby," you coo over his cries, "i know. too much? you can't come anymore? that's cute. you couldn't get enough of it earlier. my baby always gets what he wants."
you press a chaste kiss to his warm cheek before hiking his legs over the bulk of your shoulders, as if it could be a salve to the aching euphoria that blankets his mind. you brace your palms against the mattress next to jungkook's head and your cock reaches new depths, abusing his puffy asshole with each quick harsh plunge.
the new angle has him sobbing, spine arching as his walls clamp down around you – you loose a soft, breathless chuckle as you sink in until the base. you place a hand against his stomach. sweat drips down his forehead.
"baby," you whisper, teeth bared in a dangerous grin. "hey, baby. can you feel me here?"
it takes another whisper of his name to hook his attention around your little finger. lifting his head and glancing down with dazed, teary eyes, he only sees the mess he's made of himself.
then, you shift your hand lower, thumb and forefinger framing a bump in his tummy. you drag your hips back. the bump vanishes. you sheathe yourself inside him again with a hungry grin and he whimpers as he watches the bump reappear, gliding along the heat of his insides.
"nngh..." his cock pulses. a thin stream of cum splatters his belly.
"cutie," you coo through a laugh. you admire him – his full-body blush, his clouded and lust-blown eyes. his skin shines with a thin layer of sweat, and the ends of his hair stick to his temples. you won't pretend that you aren't as affected; your muscles twitch with the strength to hold your high back as you fuck him deep and messy. every moan that passes through those spit-slick lips, every drag of his nails down your chest – he's got you wrapped up in him, enthralled like a worshipper to his god. you want more of it – more of him, more of his sweet and broken cries.
"ple-e-ease," he sobs, hiccupping, "s-slow down...! f-feels so good, i can't, i can't – so full, so full'f your big fucking cock – nnh—!"
the wet smack of your balls against his ass makes him cry harder. he's so open like this, knees pinned to his chest, your hot groans and gasps directly in his ear and into his brain. he's come so many times he can't even get it up any longer – it's just your cock abusing his swollen prostate, sending hot blinding thrills through his body, that brings him to another trembling high.
he doesn't know how long it continues for. what snaps him out of the thick cloud of pleasure is the way your groans deepen; the way you fuck the wet lube and precum harder and harder into him; the way you press your chest to his, heartbeats thudding into each other's ribs.
you're telling him something, the low timbre of your breathless murmurs melting his core. he grips your shoulders and squeezes his eyes shut.
"can you come for me one more time, baby?" you grunt. "one more time f'me, love. just one more. oh, f-fuck..."
he gasps out a whiny cry and drags you tighter to him, hooking his arms under yours and over the warm, slick bulk of your shoulders. he buries a punched moan in your shoulder as your cock angles further into him, fucking him in places he didn't know he had. he scrabbles at your shoulders, toes curling, as you thrust in one last time and burst inside of him, filling him up – he sobs softly as his head blanks, heavy with cotton. you wrench another high from deep in his gut, a pitiful throb and a mostly-clear rope of cum all that's left in him.
your high lasts a while, your cock aching as you finally let go. you grind your dick lazily into his ass, panting against the side of his soft throat, and gently let his legs down, feeling them quiver like leaves in a storm.
you slip out of him, softened, and pull him to your chest, letting him sniffle and whimper quietly against you. his whole body is wracked with a subtle tremor, muscles tensing and untensing as he slowly grounds himself in your warmth and bulk.
when you tilt away slightly, his grip tightens, as if afraid you'll leave him. you hush him and kiss his forehead, wrapping an arm under his ribs and taking him with you as you roll onto your side. letting out a soft, pleased sigh, you cradle him in your arms, wiping the remnants of his tears from his cheeks with the pad of your thumb.
you sit in silence for a while, your heartbeats slowing, as jungkook learns his way around words once more. slowly, he lifts his head from your chest, his eyes dry and sated.
"baby," he whispers hoarsely. you open your eyes with a soft hum, stroking his shoulder. "do that again."
 "do what again?"
"all of it," he mumbles, glancing away shyly. "it was... good."
"just good?" you ask dryly.
he slaps your chest without much force. his muscles are still jelly. "shut – shut up. you know what i mean."
with a grin, you pull him into your chest and he rests his cheek against your collar, tucking himself beneath your chin. "mm. glad you liked it. would you give it a star rating?"
he giggles softly, rubbing his cheek into your shoulder. "three."
you glance down at him, taken aback. "three? out of five?"
"michelin star ratings, actually. three stars. worth a special trip."
you slump back with a quiet groan, loosely tucking one knee up. "fuck, i was gonna throw a big tantrum if i got a three-out-of-five for this. hate you."
he bites back a soft smile and traces shapes into your chest. "hate you, too. you made me all messy..."
"ah – i'm sorry. let's go clean up, then. you don't have to worry about a thing." you move, as if to get up.
he grabs your shoulder and pushes you back down, settling back into his place on top of you. "no."
"no?"
"i kinda like it," he whispers, kissing your skin. he hums. "baby, i like feeling like a whore."
you scoff, twisting your hand through his hair and pressing a kiss to his crown. "mm, is that right? then i think you should challenge me to another mario kart race. it'll be good."
"that was a fluke," he argues with a glare that doesn't mean a thing. he pouts and scowls, turning his face into your chest. "i'll win next time. promise. you're dead meat."
"uh-huh, i betcha."
he just huffs, wrapping his arms loosely around your middle. "jerk. suck my dick."
you bite your tongue to stop the retort about to slip out. you bury your smirk in his hair, cuddling him closer, and he sighs contentedly.
you're definitely losing the next round. he can't wait to thrash you – and then you'll be all his to tease and play with for a whole week.
whenever, wherever. he smiles. you'll be begging for mercy when he's done with you.
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Myrtles Plantation
❥ Back to the Control Center
❥ Nate Hardy Masterlist
- note the reader is afraid of dolls in this one - also my love for Amanda spills through... a lot... but I think it adds character, spice, and humor, so I'm leaving it in
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Nate Hardy x fem!medium(?)reader
Summary: Based on this request
« could u do a nate x reader (in a relationship) at the haunted plantation?? like she sees something and amanda lets them know it was evil??? »
Thanks to this anon for reminding me this was in my drafts
Thank you for my first request anon!! so so so sorry it took so long!
I hope this is what you were looking for, I kinda went off the deep end with it lol
Word Count: 4.1k
Warnings: language, hauntings, evil spirits, creepy stuff, inconsistent capitalization, my disregard for run on sentences and “pRopEr gRammAr”, unedited ramble writings bc i just wanted to finally get it published for y’all, maybe incorrect timeline? technically? bc i can’t remember if Nate was in a video with Amanda before this one…
Dialogue Key:
Y/N
Nate
Sam
Colby
Amanda
Spirit Box
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You and Nate were currently in his car, driving to the plantation for Sam and Colby's video.
Nate was nervous. That much was obvious from the tight, white-knuckled grip he had on the steering wheel. You could practically see the the tense emotions rolling off his skin in waves. You however, were practically buzzing in excitement.
You opened up the camera app on your phone to record a little clip. One you would either post to your instagram story soon, or you'd send it to Colby to put before the video... you hadn't really decided what you were going to say yet.
First, you brought the camera really close to your face, barely anything other than your forehead, eyebrows, and eyes in frame, "Ok so- I don't really know where this clip is going to be shared yet... or if it'll be out at all... but Nate is being boring and having a panic attack and I'm super excited and want to talk to someone about it."
You extended your arm, full face now in view as you smiled widely at the front facing camera, "Guess what!" you yelled, "We're filming with the boys again!" you spoke, flashing the camera to show Nate as he drove, "and that's not even the best part... drumroll please... the love of my freaking life is coming with us!" you squealed.
Nate's eyebrows furrowed, barely sparing a glance in your direction, instead keeping his eyes on the road, "Babe, you already showed me?"
"Oh not you." you scoffed, rolling your eyes, "You're just my boyfriend."
"Mhm..." he hummed, blinking a few times trying to figure what exactly it was he was failing to understand, "Yeah no. I don't get it N/N... pretty sure 'love of my life' and 'boyfriend' are the same thing." 
You tilted your head pondering the thought for a moment, ultimately shaking your head innocently, "Nah, it can't be. There are two very different people that take up those positions." 
"Oh really?"
"Oh yeah." you turned your gaze, meeting the side of his face,"You may be my boyfriend, and I love you so, so, so, very much..."
"But?"
"But.." you grinned turning to face the camera, "The love of my life is the wonderful and beautiful Amanda~" you sang, moving your phone forward once more blowing kisses at the screen.
"Oh my gosh! I'm so excited!" you yelled, shaking the screen for emphasis.
The brown haired male next to you laughed at your actions, "Babe, be careful, you're going to make 'em all dizzy." 
"True" you shrugged, focusing your phone once more, "anyways, you've probably guessed it by now, but we're doing another investigation tonight!"
You flipped the camera, showing nothing but trees surrounding the vehicle, "We're currently in the middle of nowhere- but that's because this location is a little different than usual."
"Yeah, instead of like a house with like- other neighbors around it and stuff" Nate spoke up, "were going to a plantation, in the middle of just like- trees" he shivered awkwardly, hissing in discomfort, "so if we get in trouble or something there's nothing for miles."
You scoffed, pulling the view back on yourself, "Yeah I guess, but that's fine because nothing is going to go wrong!" you exclaimed happily 
"Mhm, and how do you know that?"
You winked at the camera, patting the area over your chest, "I have a good feeling about it."
"Yeah ok then- remind me how you feel when we actually get there."
You laughed loudly at you boyfriend, finally getting a small crack of a smile across his lips. "Anyway, that's all for right now. See-you-all-when-we-get-there-bye-bye" you rushed, quickly ending the video.
As soon as he could tell you stopped recording, Nate spoke up, "now what was that for?" 
"Updating the public" you shrugged, starting a quick conversation with Colby over text.
Hey~ might've just filmed a little intro clip for you
You're welcome of course
And you better use it
I put a lot of effort into it
Oh really?
Obviously
Send it over
I'll check it out
About 2 minutes later after your mini vlog went through, he responded 
Oh yeah, thats going in
You're good if I do a little editing over it?
Ofc
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Later, when viewers clicked on the video, they would be greeted to a huge tone shift between the first 2-3 minutes of the video, versus the of it.
First, your little intro, which basically became a fan cam for Amanda. Bright hearts and anime blush- the whole nine yards.
Broken, of course, every once in a while with a freeze framing on your real partner. The video going gray scale, with rain and violin music playing in the background.
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Soon, the group of five were all stood before Myrtles plantation, waiting for the tour to begin.
Sam turned to Nate, camera pointed to him, "Are you excited?" 
"Dude- I- just-" your boyfriend sighed dramatically, bringing his hands up to rub at his eyes. You, however, could be seen lurching forward in laughter at his reaction, "It just like everytime you bring me on one of these."
You walked up, placing a hand on his shoulder, trying to calm your breaths, "Yeah, so thats a no." you looked up at him, pouting when he met your gaze, "He's very nervous"
"You look terrified." 
"I can tell by your- genuine face of excitement right now"
Nate forced a sarcastic smile on his face that turned out more of a grimace, "Oh yeah? This face? Right here?"
You struggled to hold back your laughter, "All excitement from him on the way up here"
He turned his head, looking down at you as you were still holding onto his shoulder, "You know, usually you're a bit more cautious about these things."
You shrugged, "But we have Amanda here this time," you gestured to her, "There's finally someone else to help me keep you guys from doing something stupid."
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The five of you entered the house, deciding to take a quick look around before the tour guide arrived.
Almost immediately upon entering the door, something caught your attention- and no it wasn't the smell the boys were busy commenting on.
Hung on the wall of the foyer, there was a mirror. You couldn't quite put a finger on it, but you could tell there was something strange about it.
For now, you just assumed it was how dated the mirror looked. Nothing from today looked like that. 
Soon, the boys called you over to the steps, wanting to take a peek upstairs. Sam and Colby had already made their way up with Nate following behind them, leaving you and Amanda  still on the first floor. 
"Hey" you tapped the blondes shoulder, "Just to- uh, to make sure... you feel that too, right?" you asked, looking up the stairwell. 
She hummed, "Yeah, thats probably because of what happened on the 17th step." 
You simply nodded enthusiastically despite having not clue what the significance of that specific step was, "Oh yeah of course. Just making sure I wasn't the only one feeling that sense of impending doom" you joked
Amanda laughed breathily at your phrasing, "Yeah, after events like that, they tend to leave a heavier, darker feel behind." 
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You didn't find out till later that night, it wasn't just a slip down the stairs, but a death on the 17th step.
Thanks a lot for leaving that out Sam. 
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By the time you made it up the flight of stairs, the group had entered one of the bedrooms. Everyone was inside except for your boyfriend, who stood before the doorframe waiting for you. 
"Hey babe..." he spoke scratching the back of his neck awkwardly, grabbing your hand with the other, "so, just like a heads up, there's like... a shit ton of creepy ass dolls in there." 
Your eyes widened looking up at him, "What?"
"Yeah, like the entire mantle?" he gestured with his hands, "Just- completely covered." 
"I don't wanna go in there" you shook your head quickly, eyes still wide as saucers gripping his hand tighter. 
"Just- just don't look to your right when we walk in?"
You squinted you eyes at him, "...why?"
Nate shrugged, "Oh you know, there might be one that is kinda-sorta positioned to look at you when enter." he spoke nonchalantly as he dragged you through the door. 
You glared up at the brunette, "what?"
"By the way, we have to sleep here tonight-" the both of you heard from further in the room, "So someone is getting the room with the creepy doll staring at you."
You knew your friends- so without even thinking you threw your pointer finger up, touching your nose. 
"Woah, woah, woah" you rushed when the other three looked in your direction with shit eating grins, "No I did it- it was Col-"
"Nope, I'm safe" the black haired man cut you off.
You looked up slowly, glare pointed directly at your shocked boyfriend, who hadn't done it in time. "I'm going to kill you."
You looked over his shoulder, seeing the dolls for the first time. You quickly dropped his hand running over past Amanda and out to the next room, "Nope! I just wont be sleeping with you."
Nate quickly followed, arms extended "Wait babe! No please! Don't leave me alone!" Leaving a laughing Sam and Colby behind, filming the entire thing. 
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"Sam" you spoke up once the tour was over, "next time we do one of these things you've got to tell me more than just 'oh were going to a haunted mansion'" you mocked 
"What's up?" he laughed, "What do you mean?"
"Oh you know" you gestured around, speaking with your arms, "yellow fever death child, owner of the house killed on the steps, poison murders, voodoo queen death, ghost mirrors-" you listed propping your hands on your hips, "I could go on and on." 
"It's haunted Y/N, what did you expect?"
"Not this!" you shrieked.
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Soon, the five of you began the investigation in Chloe's room, each wearing a set of clip on earrings. Thanks to your wonderful, amazing boyfriend, you and Amanda were wearing the hoops. 
In addition to the earrings, Amanda came with some gifts with the four of you. she gave Colby a crystal to help amplify his empathic skills, and evil eye bracelets for both Nate and Sam. 
"These are just because I felt bad getting something for Colby and not you two." she spoke handing over the bracelets.
The raven haired man gasped, bringing his hands up to his chest, "She has a favorite!"
Nate placed his hands up on his waist, popping out his hip, "Well that's ok." he shot back sassily, dangly earrings swishing by his neck.
The blonde girl however, hummed in agreeance with Colby reaching back into her bag, "Yep, but it's not you." setting off scandalized gasps from the two men and hysteric laughter from sam. Amanda approached you with a small bag usually used for jewelry.
You took it smugly, leaning forward to kiss her on the cheek, "Thank you m'love"
"of course darling" she played along, "I heard you also have some abilities, so I picked out three things to help" she spoke as you opened the bag, pouring the items in your hand, "Ok, so this one is Labradorite" she pointed to the darker, slightly iridescent one, "It is one of the best crystals for enhancing abilities, it extends your awareness, helps you connect with the spiritual world and can be very grounding and helpful for mediums." she moved to the brighter crystal, "This one is Angelite, the same as Colby's-" 
"oh." the mentioned male scoffed playfully, crossing his arms, "I see how it is... I feel very special now." 
"-and the last one," Amanda pointed to a pitch black stone that was attached to a corded necklace, "is Black Tourmaline, which is really good at protecting and shielding you from bad energy. It can basically cleanse you from any unwanted energy that comes your way." 
"Ok!" sam exclaimed, "Now that we've handed out the gifts and the pity gifts" he raised his wrist up to the camera, making the rest of you laugh, Lets get on to the investigation!"
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The group decided to move on to the seance room after very little seemed to be happening within Chole's room. 
"I hated this room earlier" Nate shivered next to you, "It just... I don't know, it's just weird."
You nodded as you followed him in, "Yeah? Now imagine feeling heavy when you walk in" 
"Really?" he looked down at you, "What do you mean?"
"It's just like what Amanda said earlier," you shrugged softly, "it's just very heavy in here, it feels tight." 
You let go of Nate's hand, leaving him as he went to look at a painting in the corner, approaching Amanda instead. You stood next to the blonde as she looked up at the mirror that faces the one in the other parlor. 
You shifted you gaze between her and the mirror quickly, "So... whatcha lookin at?"
She gestured you to stand next to her facing the mirror, never once moving her own gaze from the glass, "so look up there," she pointed at a specific area, "and unfocus you eyes- almost like youre trying to look through the mirror" she explained. 
Within a few seconds she could feel you tense beside her, causing the blonde to grin, "you see it?" 
"yeah" you breathed, nodding slowly, "yeah I see it" 
"Yo wait" Nate whipped around, "see what? exactly?" he moved up behind you, placing his head over your shoulder, squinting his eyes to find whatever the two of you seemed to see, "I dont see it"
"I keep seeing things move behind me" Amanda spoke
"I cant see anything specific" you added, "but I can see shapes moving" you explained gesturing up to point in the direction of the areas you spoke of, "like I saw something move like this" you dragged you hand, "and something over there" 
Amanda hummed in affirmation, "yep, where you just pointed, between this wall in the candles, there's someone" she moved her other hand, "and over here, where you saw something move, there was some kids." 
"thats crazy"
"are you feeling anything right now?" Nate questioned, as Colby moved to flip off the lights.
The both of you answered simultaneously, gaving very opposite answers,
"No."
"Yes." 
and for the first time in what felt like hours, you and Amanda broke your gazes from the mirror turning to each other instead.
"You really dont feel that?"
she shook her head, "no, I'm seeing them. I feel that someone is here, like I have full goosebumps"
"N/N" Nate placed a hand on your shoulder, "what are you feeling?"
You looked back to the mirror, looking for anymore blurs, only to see nothing, "It felt like- happy? I guess? Like you know that feeling of when you'd go to the park when you were younger and you were just like- excited? it felt like that."
Amanda nodded slowly in thought, "well, that could be the kids I saw, they did look pretty happy."
"but now" you spoke up once more, causing the boy's eyebrows to furrow, "now it just feels crowded. I cant pull one emotion from another. Its so weird." 
"the energy in here is insane" Amanda agreed, "I feel like if we did a seance at the seance table- we could get some pretty gnarly stuff"
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So, that what the group did. you broke out the spirit box, and immediately you were greeted with several hellos. 
"Is there any sign you could give us of who were talking to?" Sam spoke up, "a name, an occupation?"
Kate
Colby looked up with squinted brows, confused at the sound "what did that say"
"it said Kate" you responded from next to Nate, hand on his arm, "im pretty sure it said Kate"
"yeah" Amanda added, "I wrote Kate right before it said that"
"is it true that this room is a portal?"
you stepped back at the question, making Nate look to you in concern "guys I just got really nautious-" 
Evil
"oh no-no-no- I don't like that" you rush out, placing yourself on the other side of the doorframe, "i'm definitely not a fan of that"
Sam, Colby, Nate and Amanda continued to speak to the spirit box within the room while you stayed in the hallway. Nate moved from the group and closer to you to make sure you were ok.
"Can you tell us how many spirits are in here with us right now?"
three 
from the doorway, you couldve sworn you saw a flash of green reflect in one of the glass window panes. Green, like the head wrap Chloe was said to wear. 
"do you think.." you trailed off moving closer to your boyfriend, "could Chloe be one of them?" you whispered. 
he stepped out of the room upon seeing your expression. You seemed paler than usually and he could almost see you shaking with wide glassy eyes staring back at him. He wrapped his arms around you, rubbing your back to give you some semblance of comfort. 
Nate, his chin resting in your head, repeated your words louder to for the group still inside the room to hear, "Was that Chloe?"
Me
Look 
you whimpered, pressing your face into his chest, "nope. tell Amanda to look at the window-"
"-that candle just got so bright at the far end-"
"-yeah that one." you mumbled, "the window by the candles. I saw something green over there."
the brown hared man nodded, raising his voice to cut off the trio 's conversation on the candle's, "Amanda? N/N said to check around that window. She said she saw something green flash overthere earlier." 
"Yo! What?" sam exclaimed excitedly, moving to you both with the camera while Amanda looked by the window pane, "What happened? what did you-"
 he was cut off by Nate shaking his head quickly above you, "not right now" he whispered to the blonde, "later." 
Sam nodded understandly, moving to film Amanda by the window, "You see anything?"
"no, not anymore." she stated, "its all clear, whatever it was must've moved by now."
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A few rooms and a short reenactment later, it was time for solo investigations. Well, at least it was solo for Sam and Colby, you, Nate, and Amanda were able to go out on the porch together.
The three of you were given the spot where Chloe's picture was taken, and had decided to take turns doing the Estes Method. Amanda was first up in the rocking chair. 
"I've got some information"
"woah" Nate turned to the camera to you, who was laughing softly from shock.
"We didnt even ask anything yet," you looked into the camera lens, "and were already getting answers? this is crazy"  
Nate hummed, "Yeah this is insane- what type of information do you have?"
"lets go"
"Go where?" you questioned, "where do you want to go?"
after a few minutes you received no response. you shrugged, looking over to Nate, "I don't know, you ask a question" you laughed, "it doesn't like me I guess"
He shrugged at your statement, readying his next question "Chloe, did you put yourself at risk to get the information?"
"ready"
you squinted at one another, "are you ready to put yourself at risk?"
"for the information?" Nate added on. 
"yes" 
you shook your head with a smile, " I guess she's ready ti talk"
"yes"
"Chloe was it you that they photographed in this alleyway?"
"Accident"
"You didnt intend to be in the photo?" 
You turned around, looking off the balcony as Amanda shivered, brushing her arms, "something just touched me" 
Nate turned his head, looking your direction as you gazed out onto the dark field, "Babe?" he whispered, "You alright?" 
"yeah" you muttered, scanning the yard, "yeah, I just got that feeling that something was watching me." you shook your head and rolled your shoulders, "it was probably nothing."
Nate nodded slowly, continuing his questioning of Amanda rather than you, glancing at your from the corner of his eye to make sure you were alright. "Chloe, does guilt keep you here?"
"I knew it was wrong"
You and Nate brought Amanda out of the trance to add a trigger object, things for more intense from there. The answers seemed more and more on the nose, and the small inkling you had of being watched quickly increased tenfold.
You soon felt like you spent less time engaged in the investigation, and more time peering over your shoulder.
"it was the family name"
"Woodruff? Did you hear Woodruff?" Nate rushed, "are you trying to tell us about the Woodruff family?"
"It went silent" Amanda exclaimed, "like full complete silence for a full 'Mississippi' and then it started again"
"it was in the house"
"Are you tired" 
"I hope you don't mind" Nate mentioned, gesturing too the plant, "We have oleander in Amanda's hand-"
"I know"
"-was the death an accident or was it an act of revenge?"
"Nate" you whisper, looking out into the yard, "I...I don't think this is a good idea anymore."
his eyebrows furrowed, peering at you while keeping the camera on Amanda, "Why? What's up"
 you sighed, "I just- I think we should stop. something doesn't feel right." you tore your gaze from the dark, looking up to him, "something's wrong-"
"its time to wrap up-"
The blonde spoke removing the blindfold and headphones, "I swear, it said, 'its time to wrap up'"
"See!" you gasped hitting the man's arm, "told you!"
Amanda looked between the two of you, both of your eyes were wide and your posture screamed that you were both worried, "what's going on?" 
Nate set the camera down on the bannister, still filming, as he went to get all the equipment together, "N/N was just talking about how something feels wrong and we should quit." he looked up at the blonde, "she's been feeling weird this whole time"
The two continue talking while you walk further up the porch. The feeling of being watched became stronger and stronger as you surveyed the yard, eventually catching a glimpse of something off to the side. You leaned over the wood and squinted, trying your best to get a better look. 
Soon, you saw it. 
"Guys" you muttered, trying again louder when they didn't respond "Guys!" 
Nate looked up seeing how far down the porch you'd wandered, "N/N? what's going on?" 
you looked at them eyes wide, "There's someone out here." you panicked, "please, please tell me you're almost done because there's someone in the yard and they're getting closer."
Nate straighted his back, looking into the grass too. he didnt see anything at the moment, but you were so far down and it was dar enough that it could simply be that he was too far. He waved his arm gesturing you over to them, "N/N I need you to come down here right now" 
For all he knew, that was some psyco trying to add a new spirit to the home. That spirit, would not be you if he had anything to say about it. 
"oh my god" you yelled, running up beside the two, "its getting closer."
The brown haired man moved to shield the two of you, shoving the equipment you three brought out to you an Amanda, only keeping a flashlight, "Go inside."
"but-"
"Y/N go inside."
"Wait" Amanda spoke up, peeking around the man's shoulder, "to the left?"
you were shaking at this point, "yeah, It followed me down from that side"
The blonde moved forward, pulling the flashlight from Nate's grip, illuminating the patch to see nothing there, "There?" 
you tilted your head in confusion, "well... yeah? it was-"
Amanda turned off the flashlight and the both of you were greeted with the dark figure once more, this time it was only about 10 feet from the railing. 
"oh my god" you breathed, heart hammering in your chest.
The urgency in your boyfriend began to dissipate, believing that while a spirit following his girlfriend wasnt the best- it was better than her being followed by an actual crazy person.
However the seriousness of the blonde nearly doubled once she caught sight of the glowing red eyes. "You are not allowed to be here." she spoke stern, making you stiffen even further, "you do not have permission to follow us or come any closer."
"Amanda, what is happening?" you spoke, eyes trained on the humanoid figure before you. 
"move back to the door" the blonde spoke softly to you and nate, before strengthening her voice once more, "You do not have the right to follow us into the home, you must stay out here." 
Once the door closed, the blonde watched the figure through the window until it dissolved into the air. 
"you see that stuff all the time?" you stuttered, clinging to Nates arms that wrapped around your waist, "like thats what a ghost is? I've never actually seen something like that before" 
"no." the blonde spoke turning to face you, "that... Y/N, that wasnt a spirit. that was a demon."
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tenma-udai · 5 months
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i'm very frustrated with 'a curse for true love' and i'm just gonna vent about it and hope no one minds under the readmore
ok literally why was it so short?? like i know writing a novel is really hard and i don't want to sound ungrateful for what we got, but we wasted so much TIME and it SKIMPED ON THE EVA/JACKS SCENES. WHAT DID SHE THINK WE WERE HERE FOR?? this should have been THE evajacks book, and for so MUCH of it jacks was just off??? doing his own thing??? needlessly dragging this out because she HAD to have the big kiss at the climax?? i'm baffled BAFFLED we still could have had lots of simmering tension scenes with Amnesia!Eva and Jacks TOGETHER trying to get her memories back, but ??? no??? what ???
the amnesia plot was WASTED imo like there was so much angst potential and it was just kind of?? meh?? like why not give us jacks realizing evangeline doesn't remember him and seeing the dawning horror of like "oh god the thing of equal value to me... HER LOVE OUR TIME TOGETHER" and have them be like together trying to fix it??
like you would think after she died in his arms he'd be like "no i'm not letting her go, i have to protect her, i have to undo the memory loss" but no he's. just gonna teach her self defense one time.... even though supposedly he made a deal with aurora to make it so eva never NEEDS to be defended again ??? obviously i'm grateful that it happened bc the evajacks dynamic is what i was here for but it was almost like the author?? didn't realize that?? or thought by dragging it out it was making it better?? like no babes we are in the last book!! it's PAY OFF TIME
like did she really think we needed all this time on the valour family and apollo and aurora and blah blah blah
and like. i'm fine the true love breaking the curse on jacks and the kiss is fine, i am fine with it. but jacks has no follow up questions?? does jacks even know he was cursed by aurora?? does he know the popular theory on his curse is incorrect and, in actuality, only a girl who will never love him can survive the kiss? he really didn't have any follow up questions to eva surviving his kiss after hundreds of years of no one surviving his kisses??
and then we had to have a SECOND climax so so rushed it was unsatisfying to me personally, especially with all the wasted time at the beginning to put two back to back climaxes didn't make up for all the time being in apollo's very boring head
i'm so baffled by the decision to HAVE THE CLIFFHANGER FOR A CHAPTER BE 'and there was only one bed' and they didn't even??? snuggle?? share body heat bc she was so cold from the rain?? and immediately jacks fucks off again hrrrrrrrr
also the last broken heart scar is just.... there forever. i thought there would be a creative way to have jacks prove he knew her because of information about the scar, or the scar being a clue to getting back her memories. i guess the only pay off is that it tingles sometimes??
again i super love evajacks and was super down for having it and i'm?? pretty sure they are what everyone was reading FOR and there's just ?? not enough of it why are we being stingy with the MMC in his climactic book where we are supposed to be rooting for them more than ever?? i'm baffled
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kwaamfan · 2 months
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GAP the series language notes
i rewatched gap the series lately and noticed some stuff in the subtitles that weren't translated super well or could use a bit more explanation, and i figured i'd share some of it here in case anyone else might be interested:
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ep. 1 [2/4] - ได้กัน means to have sex, so it's more like sam is saying family member shouldn't fuck each other
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ep. 2 [1/4] 1:20 - sam uses the word ตัว as a second person pronoun to refer to mon for the first time here. ตัว is typically only used for very close friends or your SO, hence why mon asks sam in the second shot "did you just call me ตัว?" i think this is the only time it gets translated to babe in english but sam calls mon ตัว throughout the show. also worth noting that sam uses เรา to refer to herself when she talks to mon (it's usually a plural first person pronoun, some people use it in the singular case with close friends)
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ep. 2 [1/4] 9:59 - more literally tee says "and how many times have i told you that (the name) martha is too expensive? jim is enough". tee is alluding to the fact that her name จิ๋ม is also slang for vagina
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ep. 2 [1/4] 11:19 - tee is guessing kade played a showgirl. in thailand นางโชว์/showgirls (performers in cabaret) are usually cross dressing men or trans women, which tee doubles down on by using the term กะเทย. while กะเทย now often refers to trans people, historically กะเทย is closer to the term queer and was used as a slur to anyone deemed gay or gender non-conforming. imo this line in thai isn't nearly as rude as the english translation (particularly since many thai ppl would consider tee herself to be กะเทย), she's basically saying kade played a role like the one pictured above to the right
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ep. 4 [2/4] 1:29 - the second line, ผีหยุมหัว, is an example of a คำผวน. this is a sort of play on words in thai where the first and last vowels in a phrase are swapped. so when kade says ผีหยุมหัว (literally a hair pulling ghost) she's implying ผัวหยุมหี - a husband touching (his wife's) vagina
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ep. 5 [4/4] 2:04 - this is a pun in thai. aunt mhee asks mon if she has a ร้อนใน (canker sore); chin asks if mhee has any medicine for ร้อนตังค์ (money problems)
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ep. 6 [2/4] 0:15 - the english translation says sam types girlfriend but this is incorrect, สาว just means girl
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ep. 7 [2/4] 1:48 - what jim is really saying is that it's good kade didn't ride a carpet to get there (making a reference to her outfit)
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ep. 9 [1/4] 11:33 - mon's parents sit on the floor when sam sits because sam is royalty. in thai culture commoners and those of lower rank are expected to have their head below royalty. these days this level of respect is usually only shown to monks and the king (so if you ever see a photo of a thai king sitting in a chair while everyone else is sitting on the floor, that's why). throughout the show mon's parents show a high level of respect towards sam and her royal title, despite her only being distantly related to the royal family and sam insisting that she doesn't need to be treated like royalty
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aimmyarrowshigh · 5 days
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Babes! 🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately and 🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love?
🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately
Incorrect formatting -- as in, no paragraph breaks/no line breaks between paragraphs so that it's all one giant chunk. I'm also kind of a pedant about how quotation marks, but I understand that the conventions of denoting dialogue are different in non-English writing, so I'm trying to be better about that. Content-wise, I believe that a good enough and thoughtful enough writer can make pretty much anything a compelling story, but for me personally, un-warned for child death is an immediate stomach-falling-into-my-butt-I'm-never-reading-this-author-again betrayal of the reader.
🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love
I feel like most of my Super Duper I'd Rec This Fic To Anyone Anytime fics, I talk about a lot -- Infinite Coffee, Pauline Trilogy, anything by @dracosollicitus -- so I'm going to go way outside of my normal recs and give you No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana. I'm not in Narnia fandom (AT ALL! WAY TOO JESUSY!) but this fic has been owning my whole heart for months. I even recommended it to a totally non-fandom person who doesn't read fic, just because they are a chef and mentioned loving Anthony Bourdain. It's just... so perfectly written.
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25. Laser Tag Gone Wrong - The Next Mutation
Let's take a trip to Joe's Laser Funhouse
Some thoughts on "The Good Dragon" (S1E23). I've said before Venus and Raph are besties in this show, and I stand by that, but they also give off baby sister and big brother vibes, especially in this episode. It adds an interesting perspective when they butt heads over Raph being too protective and Venus declaring she doesn't need protecting. This is true; she kicks serious shell, and Raph knows it.
ACTUALLY WAIT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT INTERPRETATION WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER?? THEY BOTH THINK OF THEMSELF AS THE OLDER SIBLING. This is perfect. Venus was so sad when Leo said they weren't related (part of my list of things to ignore). I swear she wanted to be their mysterious, long-lost sister so bad. So I imagine she gets to New York, meets the guys, and is like, ah yes, four little brothers, how exciting I've always wanted to be a sister. But Raph, who is the protector ever, meets Venus and is like, ay sweet, baby sis acquired. You guys, I'm so big brain for this. Okay, on to the actual episode.
Brief Inexhaustive List of Ignorable Things:
every incorrect use of the term shinobi, forget the word exists in this show it will make your life easier
weird out of sync running sound effects
weirder dragon noises
the dragons do not look like dragons, they look like humans in baggy clothes, green body paint made to look vaguely like scales, and red-eye contacts
on that note Venus' plastron
don't know how I never realised this before, but there's a scene in the opening where Leo's in yellow instead of dark blue??
whatever puns you don't like, it's 70-30 for me on which land or not
My Commentary:
We open at Joe's Laser Funhouse
Raph and Venus are playing laser tag
Raph: "Oh, Venus! I'm coming for you!"
Raph could probably afford to sound a little less serial killer, but that would be boring, actually
R: "Ya mess with the best, ya fall like the rest"
Raph might just be posing
BUT
I choose to believe he is actually the laser tag champ in this version
R: "Raph rocks"
yes, you do, honey, never change
or maybe do because Venus immediately tags him
or not
not sure if she completely missed him from five feet away or if Raph did actually cheat somehow like she insinuates
R: "Want fair? See a judge"
what could you possibly know about the US judicial system
Venus: "This here town ain't big enough for the both of us"
who showed Venus a Western!! I'm not mad, I just wanna talk!!
literally the cutest thing ever
V: "Draw!"
except it's NOT Raph it's a dragon
good thing he's super dramatic and ominously inches his laser closer to Venus so that OTHER dragon can come in and knock him out
you know, the titular Good Dragon
R: "D'you know why they call them dragons? 'Cause they're a major drag"
Raph saves the day with the power of ninjutsu and puns
After two PowerPoint transitions, we arrive at the lair
obligatory Venus getting mad about it Raph rescuing her all the time
R: "Ah, quit being such a weenie, I'd've done it for anyone"
which is not inaccurate
but we know the truth, he just wants to watch his sister's back
proceeds to jack Mikey's food and leave
Quick jump over to the Dragon Lord's Lair
turns out Joe's Laser Funhouse is actually the Good Dragon's hideout
Mikey: "Hey, Raph! What's the mutatious babe up to?"
you know Raph's hovering when folks start asking him what Venus is up to
he is, in fact, just watching her meditate in this scene
yes, Mikey calls her that. no, I don't know why
I've just been reading it as a silly Mikey thing
Back to Joe's Laser Funhouse
can't believe Venus got past Raph to Joe's Laser Funhouse by herself
V: "Good doggie! Sit! Stay!"
Good Dragon v. rabid dog
FIGHT
R: "Ay, yo! Mei Pieh Chi!"
never mind, there he is
comes in a-shoutin', but it's really sweet that he uses her real name!
alternatively, calling her by her legal name for the full big brother effect
R: "Where you hidin', huh?"
she sneaks up on and judo-flips him
why? why not
as far as I remember, Raph is the only turtle Venus consistently chooses violence with
V: "Goo!" R: "Uh, that's boo, Venus" V: "No. When you're packing these it's 'goo'"
excuse you, Raphael, she got that colloquialism wrong on purpose
they are very physical and constantly in each other's faces in this episode, such sibling behavior
oh no, he fell for the classic made you look + mystic goo ball getaway!
R: "I've been psyched out by a peace-loving mutant!"
hilarious because she gets into and out of as many fights as he does
Raph, I hate to break it to you, but you are also a mutant
V: "Being hunted isn't so bad, trust me I know. Sometimes I even enjoy it"
girl, we need to get you some new nemeses and professional help
V: "Gee, Raphael, you see kind of angry"
metaphorically and then literally pokes the beast
see could be little or big sibling behavior, I don't know
R: "Oh, boy"
he says, after getting kicked into a dumpster and dragged away
V: "Raphael's in the trash!"
how she chooses to announce to the lair that Raph has been kicked into a dumpster and dragged away
Leo: "There's no dragon alive that Raph can't wail on"
okay, Leo's faith in him is really sweet
Donnie: "A . . ." L: "B. . ." M: "3. . ." D: "Shouldn't that have been C?"
Donnie, why do you even bother
Splinter: "Teenagers! Ugh, can't get used to them"
Splinter when nobody ever tells him anything
he's like, where are you going? where is my son???
and they just leave
PowerPoint transition to Props Props Props
that's the name of the prop warehouse Raph is being held captive in
Raph is tied up with tinsel and string lights
why would a dragon who likely has no concept of Christmas also put a star on his head?
Did Raph tell him to do it?
who knows, but Raph is very bothered by looking like a Christmas tree, and the Christmas music in the background sells it
R: "There's no shame in, uh, being good"
Raph's attempts at negotiation
unfortunately, said dragon reacts like he's been called a slur
Good Dragon: "You're my only hope . . . I'll sacrifice you to prove my loyalty"
you have been chosen
farewell, Raphael
you go on to a better place
R: "Here's the concept: you untie Raph, Raph will fight, okay?"
everyone just leaves him tied up while they have an epic fight scene
guys, please, he just wants to fight
this is like his third or fourth entreaty to be untied
V: "Merry Mutant Christmas!
as she drives a pair of dragons pulling her around on a sleigh
one is wearing a zebra mask, and the other has a sombrero that she put on them to blind them? I think?
Venus goes ham in this fight
R: "You know, I sorta liked that Good Dragon dude. He wasn't like a dragon. He was more like, uh, like a turtle!"
Raph has two categories: turtles and everyone else
if he decides you're chill, you get to be an honorary turtle
L: "Raph finally makes a friend, and it turns out to be the enemy!"
Leo, don't do him like this
this is like the fourth to last episode, he's made other friends
like Andre and the gorilla
does the baby turtle count?
Raph gets along well with animals
R: "Hey! He wasn't my friend! He was Venus' friend!"
the turtle doth protest too much, methinks
goes to sulk on the couch with his sister
jokes on him, she will not be a reprieve from the mocking
V: "Actually, I think he liked you best" R: "Oh yeah? how's that?" V: "Well, you guys have more in common . . . You're both pig-headed!"
Venus never wastes an opportunity to make fun of Raph
such big sibling energy to me
gets laughed out of the lair and goes for a ride on his . . . hog . . .
All in all, a delightful episode. Love the new insights I had about Venus and Raph's relationship. Laser tag gone wrong in the funniest way possible.
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Bonus: memes for Splinter in these trying times.
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antipasto-the-theif · 6 months
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more incorrect redacted quotes! Not jus damn yay
*staring intently into the each-others eyes* Guy: ”if you were a soup, you’d be onion soup.”
Honey: “If you were a super hero, you be the lazy person.”
Guy: “when I talk about you to people who have never met you I describe you as absolutely, completely lazy.”
((((((((((
*sneaking shit load of illicit candy into the movies*
Huxley: “wait how’s it look?”
Fl: *suddenly british* “it’s not that bad mate! It rlly could be worse, chap!!”
Dami, with skittles shoved up his sleeves: “I look like I have a skin condition”
::::::;
*chilling in a creek* *as KIDSSSS, like small kids 6-8 years old man* Asher: ”I am extremely scared rn-THATS a rattle!”
*the rattle in question: 🐍 but smol and submerged in water* David: “that’s not a rattle.”
Milo: “they don’t live underwater or in Daliah (Ohio-) stuubid!”
Asher: “there’s rattle snakes that live in Dahlia (Ohio)”
Also Ash: *casually throws a BIG ASS STICK at snek* ”mk I think we should start heading back-“
—————
*on a roadtrip* Elliot: “BUBbubuBubUBuubiBU”
Sunshine: “you’re doing it differently! Do it normal.”
Eli: *depresso sigh, then a rlly loud* “AGHHH BUBBUBUBUBUBUB
*smartass tapping Aaron on the shoulder*
Arron ”Elliott. STOP.”
*ominous deep breath* Eli and Sun: “BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUB!!!!”
&&&&&&&&&&&&
Cutie: “can we keep him! ohmygoodness look how cute he is”
Honey: “that is a FERAL RACCOON no we can’t keep him!”
:::::::::
Cutie: “if you can hear my voice, I want you to step out in the hall, I’ll be coming there.”
Geordi: “what do you want me to do?”
^^^^^^^^^
*playing apples to apples* Milo: ”a flat tire! whatdaya MEAN there’s no spare.”
Asher, sarcastically: “AH HA HA OMG what do you mean there’s no spare that’s SO funny”
Sam, confused: “is it supposed to be a joke?”
Angel: ”frank SEN-Tar-Ah”
Sweetheart: “a bullfight.”
Babe: “a hamster- WAIT FRANK SINATRA?!?””
Sam: “sentara??”
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Angel: “I’m watching a person walk A Raccoon. And I’m jealous.”
“”””””””””””””””
Hux and Fl: *absolutly blasing Bob Marley at 12 am outside of a Walgreens, waiting for Lasko and Damien to get candy*
########
*post inversion*
Gavin: “after I left catholic school I stopped my white washed phase, now I’m in my public school threats era.”
Fl: “you guys just had a violence threat last week!”
Lasko, rocking in a corner after inversion: “makes it feel like a drama tv show.”
¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥¥
Dami: “he looks like a rabbit”
Gavin: *with so much unbridled love* “I know he does” *hugs Caelum tighter*
!!!!!!!!!! *I want to stress this did not happen during halloween irl.*
Darlin: “say cheese!”
*Asher, face covered in mummy toilet paper with two eye holes n a mouth hole, smiling like oogey boogey* ”AH”
******
Vega: ”that’s not a moonwalk that’s a retirement shuffle”
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thefanficmonster · 1 year
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Hey can you do rebal d fic with one of his recent videos where both of them reaction. Andrew tate video maybe.
Ps : I don't like that guy
I love all the requests I get for Rebal, he's super underappreciated and I'm here to fix that 😤 Thank you so much for the request hun, hope you enjoy 💕
PS: Yeah, I don't like that guy either (the phrasing puts it mildly 😡)
Pairing: Rebal D x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Andrew Tate mentioned (as well as mentions of the dumb shit he's said), Swearing
Genre: Fluff, Comfort Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)
You know the popular trope 'Calm tol and angry smol'?
Yeah, you and Rebal are literally it
Many fans have pointed it out which has led your boyfriend to the realization that it's great for content
And for his own personal entertainment
Man can't lie - he finds you adorable when you're pissed off
Also your presence would help to keep him calm while the two of you witness the most infuriating behavior coming straight from the biggest misogynist walking the Earth
He's a calm person in general, taking the time to dig right into the core of the issue of all the incorrect and offensive shit Andrew Tate spews out and point out that no person in the world should listen to him let alone practice his gospel
Now imagine how difficult that is for him while also holding you back from trying to smash your way through the screen to strangle the asshole
In your defense, you were invited to join him for the video with zero context as to what the two of you would be doing
You had no time to prepare yourself or even go as far as to meditate
So one can't exactly blame you for wishing nothing more than to END that caveman mf
"Babe, calm down, that's not how you'll get to him!"
"Oh I'll fucking find him. Words will be exchanged!"
"Nice save. Censored it right on time before YouTube could strike us."
"I'm gonna fucking strike HIM!"
"Ok....guess not"
But then again, if you're a ticking bomb of anger;
He's the diffuser
"Wanna get calm-down ice cream afterwards?"
"Yes please, my blood pressure is through the roof"
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fizzy0bloom · 10 months
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freddy : Alright, suit choice number six
foxy : Babe, you look super hot
freddy : You realize you’ve said that about the last five suits?
foxy : Well, you’ve looked hot in them all! ‘Cause you are super hot. Honestly, babe, you’d look hot naked
credit to @hazbinhotel-incorrect
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alinaastarkov · 3 months
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CREATIONS FROM EVERY MONTH OF 2023! (except i had several months where nothing happened which we will blame my dissertation for)
Post your favourite and most popular post from each month this year (it’s okay to skip months).
i was tagged by my talented wifey @laylakeating ILYYYYY you had some absolute stunners this year babes (as usual !!)
JANUARY
MOST POPULAR: rhaenyra in episode 5 !! this one was a nightmare to colour lowkey and the very last time i attempted purple eyes for these sets jfkdjk FAVOURITE: the winter rose set i made for a sourceblog (which might be cheating idk) i always have fun doing layouts and i like the way it turned out <3
FEBRUARY (i only made two in february so this was pretty easy fjkdsj)
MOST POPULAR: this darklina set i made from trailer footage (never again !!) FAVOURITE: rhaenyra in episode 6 ! doing the episode series was basically my only constant this year so expect a lot of these jfkjds
MARCH
MOST POPULAR: kanej breaking my heart :') ruined my life fr. most popular for a source blog tho was cal and danielle being cute about helnik <3 FAVOURITE: this was a good month for me so i will cheat again and pick two. this sab + greek gods set was in the works for a while and i'm super happy with it in the end, and darklina + passion !! the frame-by-frame took forever but i'm such a sucker for purple
APRIL
MOST POPULAR: my alina in episode 2 set ! she looks so good in the lesbian colours imo :) and for a sourceblog this kanej + darklina set i just love my two fave ships :) FAVOURITE: soc + if i had a nickel was SO fun to make. i love whenever i get an idea for a silly set like this :)
MAY
MOST POPULAR: alina in episode 3 !! FAVOURITE: another episode set, this time rhaenyra in episode 7 !! i was clearly in a cyan mood this month jfkdsj
JUNE
MOST POPULAR: this sab + incorrect quotes set :) FAVOURITE: rhaenyra in episode 8 !! still not quite sure how i made that shade of pink work for me but
AUGUST
MOST POPULAR: another incorrect quotes !! and for a sourceblog this kings and queens who never were from asoiaf set FAVOURITE: rina + the chocolates cause if there's two things i love, it's red + purple and rina :)
OCTOBER
MOST POPULAR: the dragons has three heads for daenerys appreciation week (which took longer than i like to admit) FAVOURITE: that set was my favourite, but also this parallels set cause i just love the colouring i got to with it
DECEMBER (another month with only two sets fjkdjfk)
MOST POPULAR: rhaenyra in episode 10 !! managed to finish it just before the end of the year hehe FAVOURITE: this r+j parallels set for a sourceblog, i like making simple stuff sometimes :)
tagging some beloveds <3 (if you have done this pls ignore me) @yenvengerberg, @ughmerlin, @usershelby, @genyazafin, @azoraahai, @redbelles
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phoxphenex · 1 year
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𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗢 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨
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when soojin and kun met. prequel to kink hotline
word count: 1.8K
genre: start of second chance, romance
things to know: 3rd per/dual pov, slight nsfw (mentions of sex), cursing, violence
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.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
“where do you want to go today?” sakura’s voice echoed in soojin’s ears, the latter pulling her attention from mindless scrolling through dating apps on her phone in order to face her friend. after a moment of contemplation, soojin shrugged. “not sure. what are you thinking?”
sakura’s lip curled. “get super drunk and flirt with people way out of our league.”
“there aren’t any people out of our league, sorry babe.”
the ravenette’s head tipped back with a laugh. it was soojin’s first semester at a korean college, having gone to high school in canada with her twin brother, sehoon. she had been afraid that korea wouldn’t live up to her dreams of college frats and sororities, but she was instantly proven incorrect when sakura brought her to a back to school party.
before she knew it, soojin was pulling on one of her favorite outfits and styling her hair. she touched up her makeup and tied up the laces of her tall, heeled boots as her roommate threw a jacket over her own shoulders. the action caused the ravenette to furrow her brows. “is it going to be cold tonight?”
sakura shrugged. “not sure. the weather app says no, but,” she shrugged again, leaving it at that.
the two college girls took an uber to a bar, one soojin wasn’t necessarily familiar with, in the heart of seoul. the girl couldn’t help but feel a swell of something in her chest as they drove past her grandfather’s building. bae corp. she quickly averted her gave back to sakura as the other continued telling the story about a new dating app soojin had never heard out.
“we’re here!” the older shouted as the uber pulled to a stop. the building was thrumming with life, flashing lights and loud music shaking the vehicle before either could even open the door. 
after paying, sakura took hold of soojin’s hand and opened the door. both girls let out short, giddy laughs as they made their way into the bar.
kun continued swirling what was left of the liquor in his shot glass as his co-workers threw back drink after drink. they’d brought him here to make him feel better, but kun just felt worse. 
finally noticing his friend’s demeanor, yangyang dropped into the open seat next to kun. “come on, buddy. we all know you deserved that promotion, alright, but sulking isn’t going to get you the job.”
true, the older thought, looking up at yangyang with a blank expression. “but it beats getting piss drunk in a bar full of college students.”
“look, man, we’re just trying to help take your mind off of it,”
“i appreciate the thought,” kun said before sipping the rest of his drink and reaching for his jacket. 
yangyang’s buzzed gaze shot between his co-worker and the jacket in his hands. “uh-uh. no way are you leaving after one shot.” he reached out and grabbed the jacket out of kun’s hand. “go talk to a girl or something.”
huffing a low, tired sigh, the way-too-sober man ordered another drink.
“remind me again why i listen to you?”
“ooh, that bad?”
soojin hooked up with a random pretty boy in the restroom (as suggested by her best friend) and was instantly reminded why looks don’t equal experience. not only was the position uncomfortable against the sleek bathroom divider, but soojin hadn’t even been able to finish before he shot his load in the condom and went back to his completely wasted frat friends.
meanwhile, soojin resided with her drink at the bar, sipping leisurely to avoid getting as drunk as the boy she’d just had disappointing sex with. 
“what are you drinking tonight, beautiful?”
both girls turned their heads to the left, where a man stood with a toothy grin and a wad of cash between his fingers. sakura took that as her cue to leave, despite the glares she was getting from her roommate to stay.
turning back toward the guy, soojin tried for a relatively kind smile. “sorry. not in the mood.”
that didn’t work. “come on, gorgeous. a girl as smokin’ as you is always in the mood.” soojin didn’t have time to gag at the line when his fingers came in contact with her long, dark hair, causing the girl to pull away instead. “don’t touch me.”
“fiesty. you’ll be one hell of a lay, for sure.”
soojin couldn’t hide the disgust from her face if she tried. what the fuck is this guy on? when she decided that normal conversation wasn’t going to work on this creep, the girl got up and decided to find somewhere else to sip her drink.
she shouldn’t have been as surprised as she was when she looked back to see the man right behind her. clenching her jaw, soojin slowed enough to face the creep. “i’m not interested. go bother someone else.”
“i like bothering you~”
what the fuck? she was about to leave when his hand suddenly wrapped around her arm, holding her in place. soojin saw red. “if you don’t let go and leave me the fuck alone, i swear to god—“ 
before she could complete her threat, the man was shoved back. standing in front of her was someone with an amazing back, from what the girl could gather. 
“she said to let her go.” 
shit. why is his voice so attractive? oh god, i’m drunk.
a scoff left the creep's lips. “aww, look, the little princess has a knight in shining armor~” it was apparent from the slurs in his voice that the creep was just as drunk as the frat group from earlier. soojin couldn’t see past the man in front of her, but she could tell by the way he gently leaned toward her that mr. creep was poking at his chest. “and who the hell do you think you are?”
there wasn’t a beat of hesitation before the next three words left the stranger’s mouth, and soojin felt her face grow hot. “i’m her boyfriend.”
kun was near positive that if the jackass in front of him touched him or the girl behind him again, he was going to break his fingers. he was too angry about work to think rationally. 
he wasn’t sure if his lie was convincing enough, but right after he said it, the drunk went pale. “oh, i-i’m sorry, dude, but she was totally leading me on!”
kun opened his mouth to lecture the man on how incorrect that was, but a small ball of raven fury slipped past him and punched the drunk right in the nose. his mouth remained hanging in shock as the girl began cursing at the drunk, fighting the urge to start laughing right then and there.
in the corner of his eye, kun saw two large men who looked very much like security and carefully looped an arm around the strange girl’s waist. he couldn’t see her face through her hair but assumed where her ear was as he said, “calm down and come with me before we both get banned for life.”
thankfully, she stopped fighting long enough for kun to carefully pull her outside and away from the guard’s view. 
once they were outside, kun let go of the girl and ran a hand through his short, black hair. he was glad yangyang let him keep his jacket because the sudden change in temperature from inside was enough to make him shiver.
when he remembered the girl, kun quickly lifted his head and took a step toward her. “hey, are you okay—“
she looked up, and kun felt the air leave his lungs. 
he hadn’t been able to get a good look at her in the bar, but out here, he could see her features perfectly. her milky skin was flushed, either from makeup or alcohol, but the contrast was stunning. she had soft, gently upturned eyes that sparkled against the neon lights. and her lips...
when kun caught himself staring, he looked away. “s-sorry.”
“i’m okay,” the girl said, her voice like silk to kun’s ears. the sound brought a buzz to his head that for sure wasn’t just from alcohol, and when kun dared another look at her, he realized her arms were bare. 
without properly thinking it out, kun removed his jacket and held it in front of him, silently asking permission, before wrapping it gently around the girl’s frame. he was close enough to catch a whiff of her flowery perfume, and kun had to force himself to step away.
he couldn’t bring himself to meet her eyes again, but when the girl spoke again, kun could hear the smile in her voice. “thank you. for helping me. and for the jacket.” kun nodded. from his sight of the concrete ground between them, he watched as her high-heeled boots steadily came into view. 
the stranger tipped at the waist until she managed to catch his wandering gaze. she smiled, dazzlingly, when she succeeded. “are you going to tell me your name?”
“kun.” he said too quickly, and kun blamed the alcohol for making him feel so flustered. no one had ever made him like this, it was embarrassing. 
“kun,” she repeated, and the said man’s insides melted at how his name sounded on her tongue. “a foreigner. just my type.” his head shot up just in time to catch her holding her hand out for him to take. “i’m soojin.”
kun hesitated for a split second before shaking her hand, and when his fingers met the warm, soft skin of her hands, his heart sped up in his chest. 
sparks.
soojin must have felt it too because she didn’t let go of his hand for a moment too long. when she did, though, she suddenly reached into her back pocket and pulled out her phone.
"well, kun, would it be weird if i ask for your number? you know, in case i need a knight in shining armor?” her voice turned funny as she mimicked the drunk, but a too-big smile spread across kun’s face. “it only makes sense,” he joked back before typing his number into her phone. 
he handed the device back to her, and the tips of soojin fingers grazed the flesh of his palm as he retrieved it. their eyes met. she did that on purpose.
shoving his hands into the pockets of his pants, kun cleared his throat and turned away. a soft, teasing smirk appeared on the girl’s lips as she spun on her heel and began walking back inside.
before the door shut behind her, kun reached out and held it still, his body hovering close against hers. he watched as her sparkling irises flicked between each of his eyes. when he was able to find his voice again, kun practically stammered out a quick, “text me?”
soojin’s lips curled and she tipped her head so that she could look at him through her lashes. “how else will you get your jacket back?”
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hello again i wanted to get into writing for tf2 and was mulling over common mischaracterizations and i got curious. in your opinion what do you think is the most forgotten fact/most incorrect take on all the mercs. i need this from someone who understands them </333 /hj
Well as like. the ultimate Demo tf2 fanboy of all time I think my answer is pretty obvious. People are constantly super weird and super wrong about that guy! I see weird characterizations for everyone, though. I hate the infantilization of Pyro and Scout, the woobification of Medic, the turning of Sniper into either a wild hot babe or a 100% awkward loser who's never seen a titty in his life. Characters like Heavy and Soldier are treated like accessories for shipping instead of guys who can stand on their own as characters. Heterosexual Pauling. Et cetera
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starlitangels · 2 years
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Incorrect Quotes, Redacted 8th Edition
Milo: Can't you try and see things from my perspective?
Asher: Okay *sits on the floor*
Milo: Listen here, you little s#!t--
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Lasko, thinking of DnD: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could fight crime with!
Gavin: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could commit crime with!
Freelancer: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends
Damien: I wish I had friends...
Huxley: I wish I could knit
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Damien: I can't believe you and Gavin broke your bed last night
Huxley: What were you even doing?
Freelancer: Uh...
*Flashback to Last Night*
Freelancer: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling
Gavin: Try me
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Asher: I have the right to remain silent!
Sweetheart: Yes, you have the right to remain silent
Sweetheart: What you Lack is the Capacity
Asher:
Asher:
Asher:
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Baaabe: If I run and jump at Ash, he will most certainly catch me in his arms
Asher: Babe, wait, I'm holding coffee--
Asher: *drops coffee to catch Babe*
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Avior: You're stupid
Blake: That's it?
Avior: Give it time. It'll eat at you
*Later*
Blake: Am I stupid?
Josh: Yeah, a little
Blake: Damn him
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Angel: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Davey: Uhhh...
Darlin': Seventy-two hours
Davey and Angel: How do you know that?
Darlin': There's a clown behind you
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Gavin: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules
Freelancer: What?
Gavin: Like, is there a point system or is it to the death?
Freelancer: WHAT?!
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Asher: What do you think Tank will do for a distraction?
Milo: I dunno. Probably, like, make a noise. Throw a rock. That's what I would do.
Asher: Probably
*building explodes, triggering several car alarms*
Milo: ... ... ... Or they could do that...
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Adam: I'm not stupid. My general knowledge is better than yours
Vincent: Okay. How do you spell orange?
Adam: The fruit or the color?
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Asher: *does something stupid*
Babe: What an absolute f^&*ing idiot
Babe: I can't believe I'd die for him
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Damien: You know, when I first met you, I did not like you
Kody: I'm aware of that
Damien: But then we spent more time together
Kody: Uh-huh.......?
Damien: It did not get better
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Darlin': That's ridiculous! Sam does not have a crush on me!
Asher: Yes he does
Vincent: Yes he does
Sam: Yes I do
Darlin':
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Freelancer, teaching Gavin to drive: Okay. You're driving and you see Damien and Huxley walk into the road. What do you hit?
Gavin, thoughtfully: Well, if I have to choose... Probably Huxley? I think the guy could take it. Or he could make an earth shield
Freelancer, pinching the bridge of their nose: The *brakes* Gavin! You hit the brakes!
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Avior: I need you
Starlight: For?
Avior: Ever
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Darlin': Is four a lot?
David: Depends on the context
David: Dollars? No
David: Murders? Yes
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Angel: Ash, Davey won't come out of his office
Asher, over the phone: Just tell him I said something
Angel: Like what?
Asher: Anything factually incorrect
*One Minute Later*
David: *storms out of office* What do you mean Asher said the sun was a f^&*ing planet--
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Ollie: Aaron, right hand red
Aaron: *ends up on top of Smartass*
Aaron: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you
Ollie: I stopped spinning 15 turns ago. I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner
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Fellow Alpha: How many children do you have, Gabe?
Gabe: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there IS a difference
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Avior: I am, as the kids say, awake
Starlight: Do you mean 'woke'?
Avior: I do. However that's grammatically incorrect
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Freelancer: I think we're missing something
Huxley: Teamwork?
Lasko: Cohesion?
Damien: A general sense of what we're doing?!
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Huxley, holding a massive python: Guys. I impulsively bought a snake. What should I name him?
Lasko, going pale: You... you WHAT--
Damien, not batting an eye: William Snakespeare
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flower-of-zaun · 1 year
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Bruh can you stop incorrectly tagging shit. Tags exist for a reason. For people to find and sort content. What the fuck is the point if ur just gonna put whatever you want in whatever tag you want regardless of if it belongs or not. And before you come at me with the “it’s first person sweetie it counts :^)” yes I understand x reader shit can be in first person, but that was not the point the other anon was trying to get across they were trying to explain that it isn’t a reader insert if you fucking a whole character insert. That’s an oc. Not a blank reader template. You might have gotten that if you actually read their ask instead of getting nasty for literally no reason. I’ve had the same criticism with fic writers for years and I usually just ignore it and block like you told them! It’s easier for everyone! And while that anon may not have been rude to you initially, I will be before I block you since you decided to be nasty for no reason first, ignore a fair criticism, and double down on your incorrect tagging! Have lovely day! <3
I explained why I tag first person POV. There is very little character description. I’ve always tagged it and never had an issue. I’ve done this for years. In other fics on different sites I also haven’t updated the fic in MONTHS, so y’all are just low down in the tag and super mad for no reason. It came off as rude and I kinda said no the first time, they kept going. Y’all are either friends or the same person acting like someone else, bc I didn’t even tag these with anything fic tags lmfao. Someone saying “don’t tag this plz, I don’t agree with it” isn’t criticism. It’s requesting someone to do something.
Thanks for blocking me babes. I’d maybe take it into consideration of you were anon and being dumb loud over a tag 💀
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Edit since y’all mad:
Description: gaining and losing weight, the length of your hair is showing time passing. Also hair plays into a massive plot point. Tattoos also play into it too.
Personality: who the fuck wants a basic ass self insert. You’re a little bad ass and you’re funny. Silco isn’t falling in love with some basic bitch. Still has relatable humor.
Backstory: it’s tragic and kind of cliché BUT It is a plot point. This isn’t basic Porn with Plot but a whole ass story where you’re building a relationship with people from your past and present. You are living in a fantasy world and you aren’t yourself…but stepping into this persons shoes and living their story. It still counts as reader. Sorry you have your OPINION on what x Reader should be. I never said you were wrong, it’s one of the ways of writing but ISNT THE ONLY WAY.
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shintin · 2 years
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Time and Good Friends are two things that become more valuable the older you get.
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This is @tawus 's interview with super fun babes, @canonicallyincorrect about her famous fic, Infidelity and other stuff.
Link for the interview:
When I went to listen the podcast, I didn't expect to see my name there, between her fic recommendations, and it made me deeply emotional, like I was trying my best not to cry in the middle of the night 🥺🥺🥺
Thank you @tawus for being my friend, my neighbour and my backbone, always being there to support me 🥺🥺🥺
p.s: You can find my written series (Forget Me Not and Her: A Memoir) and one-shots (Fall and Fifty Shades Of Blue) in the pinned post on my blog.
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