peter’s class, as a self reflection activity, writes a bucket list. Peter briefly reflects on the mortality rate of vigilantes and decides to write goals for each year, so that his is more realistic to his situation.
Peter goes to Stark Tower and shows Tony the list, and he laughs and brings up his own. Tony made one based on achievements (“by the time i’m CEO, i will have skydived, bought a house without my fathers name, and kept a plant alive for more than a year” kinda thing)
peter: “Mister stark, this list says that by the time you father a child, you want to have a kid. how does that work?”
tony: “well, back then, I thought i would make an awful father. I didn’t want to inflict that on anyone until i was sure i could handle it. So before I had a biological child of my own, I wanted to experience what it’s like to look at someone like my child, if that makes sense. I didn’t want to have a biological child until i knew i could be a decent parent, i guess.”
peter: “oh. but you have morgan now. so you… found a kid? someone changed your mind about being a dad?”
Tony: “yeah. three guesses who, kid.”
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Peter: I discovered the best power move
Tony: Oh yeah? What is it?
Peter: just look someone in the eyes and tell them "I talked to my therapist about you" then never elaborate
Tony: that's pretty good actually
Peter: I know right! You have to wait for the perfect timing though, you don't want it to seem like you want them to know that, you know?
Tony: Oh yeah, I completely agree.
Tony: *3 minutes later* HEY STEVE! GUESS WHAT! I TALKED TO MY THERAPIST ABOUT YOU!
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I think it’s be funny to have a Spider-Man that is genuinely just a kid, not like a teenager or a kid who understands the gravity of his abilities but a kid who does heroics simply because that’s cool to a kid.
The gimmick is that the villains think it’s a gimmick and Spider-Man(?) fucks with them by acting like a kid to make ‘em feel bad or embarrass them only for them to realize he’s a literal child due to a forced team up where they like offer him a brewski afterwards and he’s legitimately like “Mr I am 9 years old, I just do this cause my aunt can’t take me to the park every afternoon.” And they grill him on adult things and he sits there just blanking cause he’s fucking 9.
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I know 'person with secret to hide spots other person with secret to hide but doesn't say anything' is like. Thee trope in superhero crossovers, but come on! Some of these guys have been doing this for decades! There's tons of heroes that have gone to pretty extreme lengths to be Completely Imperceptible in civilian life.
Don't you think it's scarier, after all is said and done, to sit there and think I didn't notice a thing? I wouldn't have ever realised? I would never have known? To know that someone you were familiar with - close with, even! - had this whole other personality and skillset and powers and experiences and life just behind the curtain, and they hid it so completely you didn't even see it was there.
'I always knew there was something off' what if you didn't. How world shaking would it be to be so utterly blindsided? To know that this person had somehow learned to so deceptive?
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was at my local comic book store, and i saw that there's just a new run of the 1984 battleworld, and i grabbed it immediately. thank god for the new spideytorch crumbs headed my way during this limited run.
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“Two worst things as can happen to a child is never to have his own way - or always to have it,” (Frances Hodgson Burnett, The Secret Garden).
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I’ll be honest, as a kid I was never into superheroes, dc or marvel, the closest superhero media I was into as a child was ‘El Tigre’ (a show cancelled far to soon btw.) And Teen Titans but honestly who didn’t love that show.
Marvel movies mostly bored me, I was never into the Spider-Man or batman or X-men movies. Never into the tv shows or cartoons. They all seemed to be the same formula I didn’t care for. Heteronormative white man under dog gets super powers saves the day gets the girl the end.
And honestly? I’m still not into a them. 99% of the superhero genre bores me to fucking tears.
But Miles Morales? Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse? Holy shit this got me in a choke hold.
Hobie Brown is everything I want to be. I love him so much he’s my favorite thing ever holy shit where can I buy spider punk comics???
I watched across the spiderverse in the movie theater 5 times. It was the first movie I went to see in theaters since Coco btw.
I have so much love for this franchise I can’t even explain it.
Miles Morales is the Spider-Man for me that Peter Parker was for my peers when I was a kid so I kinda get it now. I would die for him and I kinda dislike Peter Parker more now tbh because I honestly believe Miles is better in every way and deserves so much recognition.
I’m still mad marvel basically stole Ganke’s comic character to insert him into Ned for their Peter Parker so I’m especially over marvel now.
I’ll still never be into other superhero media but Itsv and Atsv?
I’ll never be over these movies
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What if Mary Jane had been bitten by the spider (part 2) made by me. I hope you like it :)
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