#super mega funny

[woodenplankstudios]

Dinner despair (everyone is home)

#comic #funny #nintendo #webcomic #webcomics #super smash bros #woodenplankstudios #banjo kazooie #cloud #sephiroth #dr mario #joker #kazuya #link #marth #mega man #prya #ridley #sonic #squirtle

[dragonofthedepths]

Cohabitation (a.k.a.. a List of Places Superman is Not Allowed to Go) 20.2.23

DC, Danny Phantom, Miraculous Ladybug, Megamind.

France is the big one.

Paris specifically, but all of France largely decided better safe than sorry, and stands in solidarity with her capital.

There is probably a small missive somewhere from Paris asking the Justice League for help when their supervillain first raised his head, the kind the JL got all the time and had thankfully ignored. Sent back before anyone really comprehended what might happen if someone who could turn normal civilians into supervillains with just some negative emotions got his hands on trained and practiced supers, and appropriately decided solving this would be best left to the miraculous team already working on it.

So the whole Justice League is banned from France, but especially Superman. Superman is somewhat known for being weak to magic and mind control, and the last thing anyone wants is to fight a magically mind controlled Superman with enough additional power on top of his own to make a whole extra super.

Another one is Metro City.

No-one is banned from Metro City, technically. It’s just understood that Metro City has one superhero, and one supervillain, and anyone else trying to insert themselves into things will be booted out quickly, fiercely, and with much prejudice by one of the two.

The JL might even be able to go through on vacation if they wanted to, so long as they stayed off the the clock, but no-one really wants to find out.

It’s also understood that Metro City’s hero is like Superman if he was a millionaire with no weaknesses and speed to rival the Flash’s, and his villain can -regardless of never winning- somehow keep up with him. So if they want to be left alone to their city and their weirdly co-dependent relationship, then that is probably best for everyone.

Then there’s Amity Park.

Superman is actually the only hero banned from Amity Park, on pure account of almost every entity there having possession/mind control as a basic part of their power set.

Other than that, Amity Park wasn’t exactly ignored by the Justice League, it’s just that they were a small town with a specific problem, and their local hero -Danny Phantom- had it well in hand.

In fact Danny had it so well handled that eventually he became the Ghost King. A new High King of the Infinite Realms is a spammer in the works no matter how you look at it, and Danny’s beginning to poke his head out of his town to see what the rest of the world is doing.

Day (630/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 20th of Feb

#I’m figuring ​other groups living here probably include Phineas and Ferb (read: Perry) and Word Girl #maybe Spidy and some version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles too #they take care of New York together #not Marvel though #they don’t get to join the melting pot of hero worlds #if the Power Rangers are here then they’ve probably got some kind of ancient alliance with the Lantern Corps #add whatever else you can think of #the more the merrier #especially if it includes an excuse to ban Supes from another location #Jackie Chan Adventures going on in the background and it’s not the ‘believe ing in magic’ part people are having trouble with #instead it’s ‘believing Jackie’s not a super’ #DP #DC #Miraculous Ladybug #Megamind #mega crossover #i’m not normally a fan of mass crossovers but you’ve got to admit DC is unusually built for it and this is funny #scribblings from the deep #∞daysofwriting #the late posting this time is entirely due to outside factors

[hypogryffin]

Haru with the blue colour contacts is so threatening ngl. Love that for her, she’s doing it on purpose isn’t she

Also, how does ryuji get away with his terrible eyesight and none of the thieves even notice? I get that the metaverse is nice to people with eye troubles (points at your akechi and joker eyesight headcanons) but like in the real world surely someone knows/figures out he’s being stubborn about glasses to some degree

(original post for context)

#i mean theyve *noticed* & theyre probably aware that his vision isnt exactly 20/20 but they dont know just how ass it actually is #probably the worst they think it is is still like ''reading glasses'' territory lol #some of the 'cover up' is just happenstance; he does have issues w text bc of undiagnosed-but-its-probably-adhd #its just gotten worse as his vision has. obviously. #he also is mega embarrassed and thinks hed look lame as hell w glasses and doesnt want to spend the $$ on all of that shit #so hes very committed to lying abt this #p5 #ryuji sakamoto #asks & requests #comics #i... guess? #and yeah i changed harus blue contacts like 7 times cuz it felt super shocking but decided the super shocking bit was funny as fuck #so she definitely wears those like. once or twice a month and does not acknowledge it just to keep everyone on their toes

[tequiilasunriise]

Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:

Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast

Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues

Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love

The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass

Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen

A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans

The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun

Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333

Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes

But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified

The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT

Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros

Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3

Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny

And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny

#most of these are rwby ships and imma be so real i couldve made an even longer list with just rwby ships alone #‘it aint much but its honest work’ -me being a multishipper #OKAY TIME TO TAG ALL THESE SHIPS. WELL THEN. man. really dug my own grave here #bumbleby #whiterose #white raven #rosebird #i like how theres a little pattern between these shipnames okay #super mega cursed idea is weiss x raven also being called white raven THROWINGGG UPPPP but also yeah that would be funny #one white raven i adore with my whole heart and then another white raven i would torch #kahlopatra #jnpr berries #i will NOT be listing each individual ship involved in that polycule holy shit #‘jaune we love you just as much as we loved pyrrha’ while in front of Pyrrha’s memorial??? like okay yeah sure gods GODS these kids #crosshares #clankie #shit hold on lemme look up these shipnames fer nevermore i only know white raven off the top of my head #okay uhhh we’ll go with spells and space bc incorrect nevermore said so and thats good enougg fer me #spells and space #boston magic #schneewood forest #<— one of my FAVES yall my reconnecting exes au fer Robyn n Winter is so <33333 #jkfucius #fairgame #spicecream #i wont tag each person bc tag limit but oh my god if anyone read these tags mwuah mwuah #rwby #nevermore webtoon #clone high #monster high

[wave-man]

old ices (and a fire)

#mega man #megaman #mega man 1 #megaman 1 #ice man #iceman #fire man #fireman #i like that u can tell my main influence with these drawn-from-memory designs in ruby-spears #w fire man at least ice man. its hard to not remember what ice man generally looks like #also these r funny since this is not my ice man interp anymore #at least the super cutesy-ness #i have taken a Little bit of his cuteness in recent art.... (not posted)

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

#tumblr polls #supermega #super mega #ryan magee #matt watson #YouTube #YouTubers #game grumps #random polls #polls #lieutenant dan #forrest gump #splatoon #arin hanson #dan avidan #Sora #donald duck #goofy #carlton banks #fresh prince of bel air #paul walker #jerry seinfeld #runescape #funny poll #stupid polls #specific poll #youtube poll #content creator #Brent lilley #funny brothers

[introspectivememories]

funniest possible outcome for the "who is izuku's dad?" question is if afo very dramatically reveals that he is izuku's father a la darth vader on the battlefield -- "that's right izuku.... i am your father!" -- and everyone stops in shock but izuku just looks confused and is like "what? no you're not. my dad is midoriya hisashi" and afo is like "you foolish boy, midoriya hisashi is my alias! i am your father!" and izuku just goes, "what? no you're not. papa works in hokkaido. that's why he's not home often. look, we went to the musutafu aquarium 3 months ago." and he pulls out his phone and starts flipping through his gallery and just shows afo countless photos of inko and hisashi holding hands, holding baby izuku, izuku sitting on hisashi's shoulders. cue the league in back going, "well this is awkward"

#i just think it's so funny if even afo also believes that izuku is his kid only for izuku to be like 'wtf are you talking about?' #meanwhile inko is back home sweating bullets bc technically she did hook up with both of them back in her 20s #cue hisashi calling from hokkaido being like: babe tell me you did not hook up with mega super villain all for one #inko flustered: dear! you know how much of a party animal i was back then #hisashi who is so in love with his wife: well who cares who izuku's real dad is. sue that loser for child support #midoriya izuku #midoriya hisashi #midoriya inko #all for one #bnha

[awkwardpossum0]

WHO'S THE ARTIST WHO HAD THAT MARIO KART LINK FOR THEIR AU???? I KNOW I FOLLOWED THEM AT SOME POINT BUT I JUST HAVEN'T SEEN THEIR STUFF IN A HOT MINUTE AND I CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR USERNAME

YOU SEE I ALSO HAVE A MARIO KART LINK DESIGN IDEA AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO DRAW BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER FOR FUNSIES

ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT THEIR LINK WAS THAT THEY FAVORITE ITEM WAS THE BOB-OMBS

#BLEASE I NEED HELP #Would be super mega epic if I was able to figure it out on my own #alas #i am a bit dumb #Mario Kart Link #is so funny #I was actually gonna make two Links #Theres a breath of the wild and skyward sword link #I'm sorry I forgot your username mutual artist

[formerchaoslord]

last ask of the year for me on this blog-

can any of you. literally anyone. beat pepsiman in a fight.

(i also now have a side blog called ask-pepsi-man)

"Pepsiman? Who's that? A new Net Navi?"

"You don't know who Pepsiman is?!"

"Pepsiman is a great Hero! he has enhanced speed, can pause time, can sense danger, and can deliver Pepsi to all who are thirsty! He's PepsiCo, Inc.'s beloved mascot, and is the star of the Pepsiman game!"

"Uh... Okay... Well, as impressive as that sounds, I'm pretty sure MegaMan can beat him..."

"Don't underestimate the power of Pepsiman, Lan Hikari! His power is like no other!"

"Whoa... Maybe they're right, Lan. Maybe Pepsiman is far too powerful for us to take on..."

"Seriously?! Now you're scared of this Pepsi guy? The same MegaMan who saved the world from the biggest threats multiple times?!"

"S-sorry, Lan... But I don't think we should try to pick a fight with such a powerful opponent..."

"I can't believe I'm hearing this right now..."

#lunala8368 #humor program (funny) #megaman has logged in (ic) #welch vineyard at your service (ic) #nana has logged in (ic) #lan is ready to battle (ic) #rico has logged in (ic) #megaman battle network #star ocean the last hope #super danganronpa goodbye despair #mega man x dive

[total-drama-gun]

Pllllsss does anyone have that clip of ripper in a confessional where he’s talking about how smart he his but he uses a double negative and it ends up with him saying he’s dumb I’ve been looking everywhere 😭

#I wanna edit something but I’m out of time on mega : #T_T #td #total drama thought #td ripper #total drama #it would be super funny to blaze this

[twilightarcade]

Would you rather. Make time faster or slower?

Its a constant increase/decrease you cant change it. How much faster/slower would you go?

OH OH!!!!!!!!! WMRMRMEMM!!!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!

OKOK UM. IT DEPENDS ON um the logistics I think. I'm not gonna ask you though so I can jsuf keep talking needlessly. Um. Okok. Logistics. You know like??????? Superhero movies. I'm specifically thinking of megamind let's not lie to ourselves you know megamind. And super whatever his face slows down time for a bit. If it's like that I don't think I'd want to do either really. Slowing down sad would make me a bit sad and speeding up time would kill me instantly (metaphorically and literally I think. Gonna get run over by a car or something) maybe If anything just slow down time.... then I can do things but everything would still be so horribly slow. I could do a lot of stuff thoucg

ermm!! If I was just slowing down like... all biological processes n stuff of the sort,,, like the earth spins slower (days longer) and people last longer (technically the same amount of time but it feels longer because years are relatively (to before) longer) and stuff, slow down time 100%. Never have enough time to do fuck all. Remaining unaffected biologically (and therefore being shitfucked in terms of sleep schedule n such) would be really funny though.

How much well. That really depends. It seems selfish, regardless of much you slow it down, you know? dragging everyone down with me. It's not really dragging them down persay but like..... eventually the novelty would wear out for most people I suppose. Who wants to be 13 any longer than they have to be. I do wonder, though, how many people would like... take the time . slow it down or whatever. Like there's a million storylines out there about extending life n such with characters who choose not to because they've already like... lived and whatever. Basically I wanna know if this is just a me thing or if everyone's content with how time is always running out

I don't think I would want to speed up time unless it's like a.... I remaining unaffected biologically type situation. Literally if I'm just going to die faster what's the point. Don't have enough time as it is. I DO think it would be funny to watch like. Time speed by. Like one of those "character sadly sits as life zooms by them" type things. That would make me really sad though.

#askstag #I HAVE heard that like. Death is supposed to get easier as it approaches #not that I'm near death or anything hopefully I think #but for now we are stuck thinking about it. Boo hoo poor you. #it's tiring #anyways speeding up time would suck ASS imagine ur just standing there and a bunch of stuff happens. #the continents merge back into a super continent. Niagara falls erodes into lake erie. There's a ice age but don't worry! #Climate change saved us. I believe we're already dead in this timeline anyways. #plants die out because all of a sudden there's a super mega lack of co2 I never looked into. only around 1% survive. #there's a huge meteor somewhere along the line threatening to hit us unless we stop it #(I was on Wikipedia earlier because I forgot the theories for the end of the universe) #That's crazy though. How we're just sitting here predicting events past our human life span #do you think the hypothetical guy from 1000 years from now will remember us #will they care #will we drive ourselves to extinction before then? That would be funny #end statement

[megas-x-l-r]

Funniest fucking joke in Megas XLR is when Coop pressed this button when there was 5 fucking minutes left in the episode

#AND IT GAVE MEGAS LIKE A SUPER COOL ABILITY TOO IT’S FUNNY #<3.Coop

[deiscension]

[twirling hair around my finger] Do you ever think about the fact that SQX went from 'it's my fault I'm the one who sinned' to 'we're the ones who sinned' but never 'my brother is the one who sinned'. Do you ever think about how they always implicated themself in He Xuan and his loved ones' suffering? Do you ever think about how they never try to profess innocence despite having known nothing? How it's so heavily implied but never fully said that they would never not see themself as at fault because none of it would have happened if only they hadn't existed to bring that sort of fate into the world, and then to be the unknowing recipient of such wretched malpractice?

Obviously that is part of the problem-- they couldn't condemn the one who was at fault. It was too much to ask, because he wouldn't have done it if they weren't there. So much more goes into it than that of course; the younger must not overstep the older, that's their only family, and oh qingxuan, who will look after you if not me? It's not just that their sense of righteousness suddenly hit a brick wall as soon as it came down to condemning their brother. Clearly they know what Shi Wudu's actions were appalling. It's that they couldn't climb over that wall without trying to drag their own perceived wrongdoings behind them, without understanding it wasn't their fault for existing-- it was their fault for not being able to parse where the blame laid.

#▌ ◈ SHI QINGXUAN ; ⌜ study ⌟ #grrghh i think ab it soooo often. too often mayhaps #also u know what's so funny about swd's whole ONLY I WOULD LOOK AFTER YOU bit #hx had a contingency plan w/ leaving sqx in the rain master's territory. lol. lmao even. el oh el. #thinks super hard too about their initial breakdown. the fear the anguish. ming-xiong save me your highness save me indeed #thinks mega super hard about the canon implications they would've ascended without swd's fate-switching anyway #shi qingxuan the woman that you are. i'm so sorry you weren't built to last.

[xamaxenta]

Ace asking Dabo m Marco to stuff him like a turkey amuses me for some reason. But of course they make sure he's stuffed full

Sabo pulling on the rubber gloves like okay—

Marco barging in like wheres the rosemary thatch was looking-

Ace and sabo look up from the bed—

#i like to think im super mega funny #MAS

[fallen-symphony]

Empress Roll, are you a vampire? You have sharp teeth, insatiable bloodlust and some drawings of you have bat wings.

"No. The vampire thing was Shademan's thing. I am simply the Darkloid Queen. The sharp teeth and bloodlust just comes with the use of Dark Chips."

"I know the feeling all too well! That burning sensation of evil and chaos flowing through your cyber vains when using such power!! It's incredible!!!"

...

"...What? No comment from Scourge this time?"

"KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF RUNNING FOR MY (BLEEP)ING LIFE, HERE!!!"

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU, SCOURGIE!!! YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE LOVE!!! IT'S INFECTIOUS!!! LET IT INFECT YOU, SCOURGIE!!! LET IT INFECT YOU!!!!"

Poor Scourge...

#super sentai fan #humor program (funny) #new data discovered (ask) #data analyzed (answered) #dark empress has logged in (ic) #dark mega has logged in (ic) #all hail king scourge baby! (ic) #rosy crushes her scourgey poo (ic) #megaman battle network #sonic archie comics

[mechsteria]

fairground snake minos prime (one is noodle the other is gab if you get the references you're my new fav person))

#ssshitpost #ultrakill #i thought i was funny #autism said yes #more minos prime shitposting i swear im not queer (slash joke i am super mega gay)