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daydreamerwonderkid · 10 months
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Genuinely love the fact that regardless of which Superfam/Batfam pairing (romantic or platonic) you're looking at, it's always some variation of:
Batfam member: They're so lucky I'm the normal one.
Superfam member: Holy shit, every single one of you is fucking insane!!!!
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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cowboysorceror · 1 year
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babysitting your work friend's kid and he asks to look at your patchwork quilt of a skull. wyd. inspired by Super Sons #6!
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vodrae · 2 months
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Kon, to Tim: Hey handsome, are you pink kryptonite ?
Bruce, hand on his face: He took his puns...He took his puns !
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hobiiiebrown · 10 months
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SUPERBROS!!
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negativesd09 · 1 month
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You'll be the saddest part of me A part of me that will never be mine It's obvious Tonight is gonna be the loneliest You're still the oxygen I breathe I see your face when I close my eyes It's torturous Tonight is gonna be the loneliest
THE LONELIEST - Måneskin Stony 1872 kiss 48/50 - Hello, I bring you some stony kisses <3 (Also, if you like my art, I would be very grateful if you could help me sharing my commission sheets, I have little to non reach at the moment and I'm struggling a bit, thank you <3)
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arguablysomaya · 2 years
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Jon: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.
Damian: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-
Jon: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.
Jon: *hands him a card covered with glitter*
Damian:
Damian: tt- thank you.
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sheiyavlad · 1 year
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Age Reversal pt. 4
Kara as the youngest ✨
Dick Grayson - Conner Kent - Jason Todd - Tim Drake
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mylifeinmetroplis · 2 months
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melonlthawne · 9 months
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bestie costume swap based on that one Halloween special issue where they actually swapped costumes
besties 4 life dc can rip baby Jon off of my dead corpse
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geekotakunerd · 10 months
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Like father like son.
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l-i-n-u-s-k-a · 5 months
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I really considered whether to post this or not.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Damian being a gen alpha implies in gen alpha Jon too ...
[at a sleepover]
Damian, whispering: Jon?
Jon: Yeah?
Damian: Our planet is doomed.
Jon: Yeah, it is.
Jon: Wanna sneak downstairs for snacks?
Damian: Sure.
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Steph, as a Batburger cashier: Sorry ma'am, that product was discontinued months ago.
Jon: *secretly starts recording*
Margie: You didn't even bother to check! What kind of lazy service is this? No wonder the world is the way it is with your generation. I should call the corporate hotline right now and report you for refusing to serve a paying customer. See how you like it when you lose your job.
Damian: Hey Karen, she said they don't have it anymore. Either get something else or leave. Some of us have places to be.
Margie: And who do you think you are?
Damian, pointing to Jon's camera: The best friend of someone with 150,000 followers.
Jon: Say hi to the internet!
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Damian and Jon: *putting up hand-drawn posters around town*
Comm. Gordon: What are you kids doing?
Damian: Advertising our joint channel.
Jon: We're gonna have an epic Cheese Viking and Fortnite mashup tournament.
Damian: Proceeds go to the Wayne Foundation.
Comm. Gordon: *scribbles a note and hands it to them*
Comm. Gordon: If anyone asks you for a permit, it's on me.
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Damian and Jon: *huddled around the Batcomputer*
Jon: I think we should sort it by distance instead.
Damian, typing code: Good idea.
Barbara: What's that?
Jon: Our new website.
Damian: It allows people to report stray animals they see without the risk that comes with physical contact.
Barbara: Oh, cool. Carry on.
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Kara: What do you want to drink?
Jon: Mountain Dew. Dami, you want one?
Damian: Depends. Is it vegan?
Kara: *starts typing into Google*
Jon: Hey Alexa, is Mountain Dew vegan?
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[texting]
Jon: Dami, get on Discord.
Damian: Why?
Jon: Live-action One Piece streaming in the Gay Minecraft server.
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Jon: Ms. Kyle, check it out!
Selina: What is it?
Damian: TikTok added a set of Catwoman stickers.
Selina: Show me.
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Kate: I still think you are far too young for things like Instagram.
Damian and Jon: *snicker*
Kate: What?
Jon: Well, Ms. Kane, how should we put it...
Damian: No one uses Instagram anymore.
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Jon: *takes a 0.5 of him and Damian with Dick in the background*
Damian: You're in our BeReal now. Deal with it.
Dick: What's a BeReal?
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Damian, handing Jon a rock: I would like to buy this playhouse.
Jon: Too bad, the economy just disappeared.
Lois: What are you doing?
Jon: We're playing Society.
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Damian: Alfred, we're hungry.
Alfred, on the phone: *makes the thumb and pinky gesture and mouths "I'm busy"*
Jon: Huh?
Alfred: I'm on the phone, boys.
Damian: I think he meant this.
Damian: *puts his palm to his ear*
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Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *hops over a log*
Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *climbs a tree*
Damian: *recording*
Clark, to Bruce: That's one way to play.
Bruce: Mhm.
Clark: Do you ever get worried about, you know, how these kids are turning out?
Jon: Parkou—
Damian: Wait, stop, there's a bird's egg here. I wonder what species it is.
Jon: I have an app that can scan it.
Bruce, to Clark: I think they're gonna be alright.
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cowboysorceror · 1 year
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...timkon selkie au ideas?
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anon I have many such ideas... here is one of them <3 seal boy activate
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vodrae · 6 months
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DC Comics : A very important character is joining the LGBT community !
Fans : Oh ?
DC : It's superboy !
Fans : OH ?!
DC : Yeah ! And we're aging Jon up so he's 17 !
Fans : Damian too ?!
DC : Nope he's still 12 and they won't interact much anymore !
Fans : *EAT THE WALLS*
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raphael-angele · 1 year
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Imagine Baby Jon Getting His Very First Phone
Jon's parents finally got him a phone and of course, the first thing he does is show it to Damian.
He begs Damian to put his number in and he put his number on his phone and Damian gives in after 5 hours of nonstop begging, whining, crying, and a very long explanation as to why they should exchange numbers.
Then he starts getting everyone else's phone number.
Now, here's the funny part about this. Imagine if the only contacts name in his phone were, Mom, Dad, and Damian. He has like, 50 contacts by now and besides those three, he names the other people, Not Dami.
So when he picks up the phone and sees one of the three, he's in his happy mood and basically being himself. But the moment someone calls him and the ID says, Not Dami, he answers the phone like Liam Neeson from Taken. Like:
Jon, picking up his phone:
Phone: Dami
Jon: *gaaaaassssppp* DAMIIIII!!!!
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Jon, picking up the phone:
Phone: Not Dami
Jon: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want-
And the person on the other end is like, Uh, Jon, it's me. Then he'd go back to being himself, but not as happy.
And then when Kon calls, Jon's like, "MOOOOOM! THERE'S A STRANGE MAN CALLING ME!!!!"
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