Caught up on My Adventures With Superman after being in a Good Omens induced haze for the last couple of weeks
Episode 9 had the "civilians banding together to save the hero" trope which gahhhh that's my fucking jam
Jimmy immediately tackle-hugging Clark because Lois may be the girl friend but he's the best friend? Chef's kiss
Isn't this Trent from Ted Lasso?
Also the comments on Jimmy's live stream are just so beautiful, so perfect. I tried to take screencaps, but my computer hated the formatting, so I'm transcribing them: I love Jimmy, Flamebird Fan 5ever lolol. I did genuinely believe I was reading livestream comments, and there are some fun Easter Eggs in there. :D
It even has the "Come to Brasil" meme
Lamebird79: can't trust him
SteveNAHmbard: he has our backs bro
blamefird_00x: superman is for the people
LoriLemaris59: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
FlameTURD: i'm not scared of superman
Xx_PhatGrant_xX: I'm scared of how hot he is ❤️❤️
FireFlock78: superman loves cats
Username1: WHAT
FlameTURD: FLAMEBIRD FACE REVEAL
Lemaris04: hi
Catgrantapult: he's cute
DeliPlanet: ❤️❤️
Lamebird78:mid
XxFlameherdxX: 10/10
0079blamebird: omg flamebird livestream
walkeofshamebird0380: stream's on lads
fireflocculus0080: fireflock unite
flamebirdstan4354: our king
blamefird_00x: we love you jimmy olsen
SteveNAHmbard: wait doesn't this guy work for The Planet
Flamebroseph94: he works for The People
flamebrosephinecampbell: based olsen
[Lois gets on the stream]
Bibbonkulus: what who is this
LoriLemaris59: she ain't flamebird
PeteRoss61: flamebird gf reveal???
Bibbo87: is she friends with superman too?
123SUPERMAN321: why won't they hang out with me??
LanaLang5050: omg i love your hair
SteveNAHmbard: told you he works at the planet
Xx_PhatGrant_xX: i don't know this woman
Username01: come to brasil
Fireflock78: oh man
0079blamebird: what can we do
flamebirdstan4354: oh no
Lamebird78: based
FlameTURD: kekw
FlameTURD: based ivo
Lemaris04: that's CRAZY
Flamebroseph94: i can see it from my window
Catgrantapult: metropolis is busted
SteveNAHmbard: i gotta move
Xx_PhatGrant_xX: what is that thing
FlameTURD: deepfake
LanaLang5050: looks like a job for superman
Flamebroseph94: no dude it's RIGHT there
SteveNAHmbard: moving to gotham
[cut to a different shot]
FireFlock78: he saved my cat
XxFlameherdxX: superbased
fireflocculus0080: saved my mom at the bank
CadmusTruther11: not real
blamefird_00x: bro my cousin was on that bus!
123SUPERMAN321: ❤️💛💙
flamebirdstan4354: i heard he's puerto rican
Lamebird78: can't trust him
SteveNAHmbard: he has our backs bro
blamefird_00x: superman is for the people
LoriLemaris59: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
FlameTURD: i'm not scared of superman
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for the ask game can i ask... sonboy nero 👉👈
NERO THE SABLE
🎟️ SEXUALITY HEADCANON: Gay gay homosexual gay
⚧️ GENDER HEADCANON: Technically cis but in the "what I'm wearing works fine" sort of way. He grew up in a corporate superbasement being treated like a dangerous animal and has no concept of gender identity.
💕 A SHIP: Nero/Cloud (in an AU where Strifentine isn't an option)
🖇️ A BROTP: Nero+Genesis (platonically)
🚫 A NOTP: Nero/Yuffie (romantically)
💭 A RANDOM HEADCANON: Nero is Vincent's biological child, created as a joke out of spite by Hojo; the project that created him was based on Grimoire Valentine's theories, and every other subject died, so he thought it would be particularly ironic to use Vincent's genetic material to make something that would then die due to experiments originally formulated by Vincent's father. Hojo was instead very, very angry when Nero was the only subject in his entire project to make it to term, and has taken it out on him in every way possible since. (He was equally angry to discover that Nero literally can't be killed, something he has tried to do many times.)
🗣️GENERAL OPINION: MY BEAUTIFUL SPIDERBIRD SON WHO HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE—
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You can’t be a fashion leader and an icon and wear Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's fashion brand.//
THIS!! I´m so thankful I´m not the only one who came across this opinion! Like how everything is superhyped and overrated about him and this is exactly my thought when I saw those superbasic clothes from L*ewe/The R*w - how can H be a fashion iconTM while wearing clothes/accessories by such a brand what other world´s top ranked celebrities/influencers wear? Isn´t being a fashion iconTM about dressing in some significant way that is only known for you and wearing some designers one-of-a-kind signature pieces? Seriously the longer I am here the more I feel the true fashion iconTM here is H.L*mbert because he´s the stylist making his clients serving their iconic looks, H and others are there just as a human hangers and the way he´s dresses for his days-off is just telling how overhyped his image is.
Also another opinion is that these days I´m very skeptical if most of the stuff he´s wearing and it comes from fashion brands is his own fashion choice or that brand just send him clothes and paid him to wear it because it helps with the reach to people who aren´t aware of this and that brand and it helps with sales. And with his stunt wannabe IT girl and V*gue being far in his ass it´s a jackpot for them.
Anyway he´s still gay even if he´s wearing clothes that makes him look like the straightest man in the universe because those fashion choices he´s currently making is exactly what f.e. my very gay friend also wears 24/7. It just shows how much there is the difference between those flamboyant clothes that are more like a costume and it makes him really look like he´s wearing in to get an attention and that´s the saddest thing. The only pieces telling us more about him as a person are his feminine tiny pearl necklace and bananad*ck and now bright pink phone case.
Hi, anon!
I think he's in a lucrative deal with Loe*e and the r*w. He's getting paid to wear their stuff. Kind of like he had with Gucci. I'm just disappointed that he's wearing their stuff because it's too dark, plain and boring. It doesn’t look unique or expensive. It isn't memorable and it doesn’t make him stand out. It's too casual too. I guess what he's wearing is fashionable right now, but like you said everyone is wearing it.
He is of course still gay even if the clothes he wears isn't helping him queercode anymore. It's just a bit sad to see.
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SYNOPSIS
Niragi is taken to a psychiatric hospital after a suicide attempt and Chishiya is his therapist.
SAVE ME
Chishiya cleaned up his office. Today he was supposed to get a new patient, a special case. It was his first time there, but he had visited many other facilities before. Actually, he was not supposed to come for a few days, but the night before he was pulled out of the Sumida River by a couple. This was, according to his records, his fifth suicide attempt, but Chishiya was almost certain there were more.
Chishiya's office was always sterile and clean, many patients didn't like it, a few even panicked because it reminded them so much of a hospital, usually forgetting they were in one.
A little later than agreed, a soft and hesitant knock sounded. Chishiya opened the door. "You must be Suguru Niragi" Chishiya's voice had no emotion, a ploy he had taken to test how his patients would react.
The person in front of Chishiya was taller than him but seemed tiny due to his head being tucked in and his hands playing with each other. When Chishiya didn't get a response, he stepped aside a bit and gave the bespectacled man room to enter. "I'll take that as confirmation" Niragi entered hesitantly and glanced around unobtrusively. Chishiya, however, had been doing this job for a bit and was watching him closely. The taller one seemed to relax at the sterile sight which was rare.
"Sit down" the blond closed the door and sat down at his desk, where soon a dark blop sat in front of him.
"My name is Shuntaro Chishiya, I prefer to be called simply Chishiya. What can I call you?" Chishiya didn't even expect an answer but was surprised with a soft, slightly slurred "Niragi.”
The corners of Chishiya's mouth strayed towards his eyes for a brief moment before he regained his composure and continued to speak neutrally, "I am a person who always speaks their mind Niragi, and I will now explain something to you," after a small pause he continued, "I am of the opinion only speaking people can be helped. If you don't want to talk to me that's okay, but then you are wrong with me. I don't want to waste your time or mine, if you don't want to talk to me, I can give you the contacts of my colleagues who are specialized in non-verbal therapy, but I can't help you in that case."
Niragi looked aghast. It was the first time someone had told him this directly what to expect. Others would have felt mistreated or would have run out immediately, but Niragi recognized a certain care in Chishiya's words. The blond had chosen this job for a reason.
The bespectacled man’s gaze softened, and he nodded before startling himself slightly as if something had occurred to him. "Okay... I'll talk to you" his slightly nasal, soft voice rang out.
Chishiya only noticed now that Niragi had a cold, but after a couple minutes in freezing water, it was no surprise. The smaller one was pleasantly surprised and smiled slightly, "Very nice. I think it would be best if you first tell me what you want to reveal about yourself so far. I have your records, but I wouldn't want anyone to just read my life story."
And so, Niragi spilled. Not much and not long, in between he got lost in his thoughts, but for now Chishiya was satisfied. When the game designer, as Chishiya found out, fell silent they still had a few minutes left.
"How about some kind of 20 questions? One asks a question and we both have to answer it unless it's too uncomfortable. Agreed?" Niragi nodded.
"Very well. I'll start. Hmmmm, favourite song? Mine is Superbase by Nicki Minaj" Chishiya had barely spoken when the usually quiet man burst into, for him, loud laughter.
"I-I'm sorry but t-that's not what I was expecting." He continued to chuckle quietly behind his hand. Chishiya thought it suited him and he set his sights on bringing that laughter back to life for good.
When the black haired calmed down he spoke, "I like We are by OneOkRock" his voice had returned to the soft whisper.
"Good taste I see" To Chishiya his words didn't mean much but Niragi was shocked. The last serious compliment he had received was years ago.
♠️♦️♣️♥️♠️♦️♣️♥️
A few weeks had past. Niragi had completed half of his stay already and felt better than ever. Far not well enough to be left unsupervised with sharp objects but fine enough to tell Chishiya what happened freely. He cried a lot but laughter weren’t too rare either.
Sometimes Chishiya would hug him, and he would calm down. Other times the blond would tickle him until he couldn’t breathe no more because of laughter. He felt light and relieved in his therapist’s presence, couldn’t wait for the next appointment to spill more. Every time he revealed something to Chishiya he came to understand the flaws in his thinking. Even though it was tough to speak sometimes the blond always waited patiently till Niragi would form sentences, not allowing other ways of expression.
Chishiya was pleased with Niragi’s progress. Every time the black haired laughed he would smile involuntary and tried his best to cheer him up when he cried. Normally Chishiya wouldn’t touch his patients much but with Niragi it felt so natural. He even smiled more which creeped his colleagues out.
“What’s with you lately, Chishiya?” Kuina the sexy secretary asked.
“What do you mean, Kuina?” He mocked her.
She rolled her eyes. “You’ve been in a conspicuously good mood lately. What girl is it?”
“Girl? Firstly, Kuina I’m gay you know secondly no one. I work all the time, remember?”
Suddenly she gasps. ”Is it a patient of yours?!” Now she squealed “How cute!”
“The fuck Kuina? That’s illegal and I know you know that too” The blond sighed.
“You didn’t deny it though” she smirked.
“Yes, I didn’t Kuina” Kuina was shocked. She just meant to tease Chishiya, she never expected him to really like someone a patient on top.
“W-what are you going to do about it?” She asked carefully.
“Nothing” Chishiya answered dejected.
Their story ends here…
Or does it?
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You know, my lab is full of a lot of dangerous acids, superbases, heavy metals, poisons, halogens, all sorts of dangerous chemicals.
And yet, the most dangerous thing in the lab is the only thing with agency: me.
That’s one hell of a mind fuck if you think about it…
In completely unrelated news, I just polished off the last of the beer Gin got me for Christmas
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