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violent138 · 13 days
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You know how sometimes they freeze a person's body for long into the future, occasionally as a means for that person to get treatment with future remedies? I feel like Clark Kent (in the absence of a Lazarus pit or some other means that he tried), would one hundred percent have a Bruce-sicle in the Fortress of Solitude. Just waiting until he can revive him.
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Okay hear me out…
Bruce Wayne hasn’t been picked up since he was a child. He is 6’2”. He is tall, and strong, and he has wide shoulders, and thicc thighs, and he looms over other people.
Then Superman shows up and throws his whole world off kilter.
With one arm wrapped around Bruce’s waist, Clark just lifts Bruce up like he weighs nothing and smiles up at Bruce with sunshine in his pretty eyes and dimples in his cheeks—
And Bruce really, really isn’t prepared for the feelings that awakens in him.
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batman-katflap · 2 years
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New headcanon:
Bruce is a hidden slob. Everything that is outwardly visible, is clean to an obsurd degree. But if you open a drawer? There are take out menus from restaurants that don't exist anymore wedged in right beside old mobile phones and broken cables.
Clark on the other hand is the polar opposite. His apartment is a disaster zone. Clothes strewn on the floor, dirty plates piled high on the counter, but you open the fridge? His food is organised alphabetically. The closet? Shirts are sorted by colour and sleeve length.
Once they move in together, they cancel each other out. With Clark organising the old cables by length and Bruce ensuring Clark's laundry ends up in the hamper.
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superbat-love · 3 months
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Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, I wasn’t expecting a visit this late.
Gordon: My apologies, Bruce, there are some things that I need to talk to you about regarding the Wilson case.
Bruce: No apologies needed, Commissioner. Please, have a seat. Would you like a cup of tea?
Gordon: Tea would be-
Bruce: ?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner?
Gordon:
Bruce: Commissioner Gordon, is everything all right?
Gordon: Bruce, there’s a- there’s a ghost floating down your hallway…
Bruce: [turns to see a sleeping Clark floating horizontally out of his bedroom, wrapped up in his blanket]
Bruce: Oh, that’s just my great-great-granduncle Tom. He’s always haunting this hallway on Thursdays. It’s his weekly chess game, and he never got over that one loss. Poor Uncle Tom…
Gordon:
Bruce: Alfred, why don’t you go and see if Uncle Tom can be persuaded to haunt another hallway instead?
Alfred: Right away, Master Bruce.
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Batman is so quiet that he even startles Superman. Clark always jumps and exasperatedly yells at Bruce, "Stop doing that!"
It honestly kind of terrifies the rest of the league that Batman can get the jump on a man with super senses.
One Day Flash asks about it, if Superman has any idea how Batman always manages to sneak up on him.
Clark sheepishly has to explain that he knows Batman’s there, but he doesn't want to hurt his feelings. It wouldn't be nice, so he pretends to be surprised.
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vodrae · 3 months
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Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.
Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*
Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!
Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.
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dc-comics-lover · 7 days
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Random things I like to hc :
(here's part 2)
- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.
"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."
- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."
- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).
- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.
- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.
- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.
- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.
- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.
- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.
- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.
- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.
- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.
- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.
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murmeloni · 1 month
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I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.
Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.
Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.
But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.
Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.
Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.
With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?
Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.
Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?
He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.
And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.
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symbiosisly · 2 months
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Okay but imagine the Justice League, it’s a quiet day at the watchtower and Batman is in a rare good mood. They are chatting together after a meeting when someone, I imagine Hal or Barry, starts discussing Love Languages and what they think each of theirs is others and to themselves. 
Bruce, in a rare good mood, jokingly says his love acceptance language is physical touch of course. The others, knowing of Batman’s infamous death glare anytime someone so much as enters his personal space let alone touches him. It’s funny to imagine the man who punched Hal while unconscious when he accidentally brushed past him while he was sleeping to have his Love Language be Love, and Bruce genuinely need mean for it to be a joke, so the others laugh. All expect Clark. 
Clark however, can’t help but think of the loneliness of it all. If physical affection was how Bruce felt love, then what did it say about the man who refused to be let others touch him? Who couldn’t accept a friendly pat on the shoulder without tensing up. How much trauma must have happened for him to fear Love. 
Cue Superman, to the confusion of both Batman and the rest of the league, treating Batman like a stray cat and trying to slowly introduce Non Scary Touch Because We Love You While Also Making Sure I Have Consent For This Because Your Comfort Is Important To Me. 
Maybe this is pre-superbat and misunderstandings abound as Bruce tries to show love through (actual love language) while Clark laments about the fact that Bruce still won’t touch him. Or maybe it is early days in the justice league and no one knows each other well, so Superman is still somewhat terrified of Batman but is willing to Brave The Glare anyway, because even emo-bat-vigilantes-who-potentially-still-want-to-kill-you-with-kryptonite deserve to feel loved.
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gi0st4r · 1 month
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Small headcanon where superman accompanies batman during his night patrol, and batman just takes superman along with him whenever the city needs him
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jaeryale · 16 days
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Bat brothers for the win
Enjoy my silly little pinterest pose inspired fanart of Dick and Damian<3
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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Superbat hcs?
They're constantly referring to each other as "colleagues" even after all this time
One time Bruce comes home brooding more than usual and when asked he's like "I got into a disagreement with someone at the office"
Or Clark triple-checking that his suit and tie look right because he doesn't wanna embarrass himself at a work dinner with Bruce
Clark randomly laughs in the middle of the day at the Daily Planet because of something his co-worker from his second job sent him (it was a picture of Ace)
Bruce randomly buys gifts for Clark for "networking purposes," like Belgian chocolate or a diamond watch band
When Clark is stressed over a deadline Bruce will talk him through it over the phone because that's what colleagues do for each other
When other people ask where they see themselves in 10 years they always mention wanting to be each other's "business partners"
They once shared the same bed at a hotel on a "business trip" because getting two different ones would "go over the budget"
After a particularly bad Justice League mission, Bruce and Clark go for a long stroll together to "regroup" and "think up a new strategy"
They also coordinate Wayne Enterprises and Daily Planet lunch breaks so Clark can fly over to Gotham with the pie that Ma specifically made for Bruce
The Justice League does a holiday gift swap and Diana rigs it so Bruce and Clark get each other, but it backfires on her when they keep separately coming to her for advice as they're panicking about picking the right present
Bruce saved Clark in his contacts as "Colleague <3" and claims the heart is to differentiate him from all the other JL members and WE employees
One time Dick asked Bruce where he was going and Bruce said it was another work meeting with Clark, and Dick was like, "A work meeting in a horse-drawn carriage through the park?" To which Bruce said it was being paid for by Wayne Enterprises and therefore was business-related
Their families got together on Kent Farm for a summer barbecue after they said they had some "big news" to share, which turned out to be the merger between Wayne Enterprises and the Daily Planet. More than one people were left disappointed but Bruce and Clark couldn't figure out why
Clark flies over to Gotham in the mornings to bring Bruce coffee from a place they both like in exchange for Alfred's breakfast pastries
When Bruce is in Metropolis, he sneaks into Clark's office and waits until Clark gets back
Wayne Enterprises branches into the jewelry industry and Bruce gets himself and Clark matching gold rings as part of the "product testing" procedure
On slow patrol nights, they'll meet up on a random rooftop and just talk because "regular updates are vital to business communication"
They practiced how to waltz with each other so they look good in front of others at an upcoming gala
The other heroes have a running bet on how long until they get together, and of course Diana is in the lead
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Personal superbat headcanon: Bruce is LOUD in bed, and the first time they sleep together Clark is shocked but also so stupidly pleased.
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kiachnishsblog · 2 months
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Bruce can only sleep if Clark is cuddling him. Bruce is ALWAYS the little spoon and he snuggles up to Clark like a koala. He likes it when Clark’s heater of a body is surrounding him; it makes him feel all toasty and warm. Clark’s pecs and muscles also make the perfect pillow so that is a big plus.
The first time Clark has this happen where Bruce is snuggling up to him he is kinda confused like this is the same man who refers to himself as “vengeance”, but he also loves that Bruce is snuggling up to him so he pulls him closer.
Bruce also sometimes likes resting his head in Clark’s lap after a really hard and draining mission.
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superbat-love · 3 months
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Clark: Bruuuce, would you still like me if I were an alien?
Bruce: You are an alien, Clark. You’re also high on painkillers.
Clark: You’re so meaaan. You don’t see me as human!
Bruce: That’s because you’re not human.
Clark: Now that’s just cruel.
Bruce: [sighs] But you’re also more human than any human I’ve ever met, Clark. You’re better than any of us.
Clark: [sniffling] Thanks. You know that I’d still like you if you’re an alien, right?
Bruce: Hn, that’s good to know, Clark.
Clark: [mumbles Kryptonian endearments]
Bruce: …Clark, would you still like me if I were a bat?
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violent138 · 2 months
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Bruce probably calls Clark over to the Cave to use as some kind of multi-tool Swiss army Kryptonian.
Need something broken/twisted/tested/lifted up or welded/melted or even X-rayed real quick and tested for extreme heat and cold conditions? Superman will save the day.
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