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how i think they should handle overtime at the superbowl is thta they stop normal play and wheel in a big table with sourcebooks and character sheets and they make the quarterbacks build characters for exalted third edition and then fight each other. purdy thinks he's got a good chance wiht his melee supernal dawn caste (safe bet) but didn't predict mahomes dodge/war sidereal and his command 5 merit. takes even longer than normal overtime btw bc its 3e exalted combat.
watching the superbowl rn (i have no idea what is happening BUT)
more so a thought but like frat!miguel getting hella mad that his team is losing, like shouting n all, groaning nd stressing while all u can do is just stare the way his veins buldge whenever he yellsâŠâŠ. (âžâžðŠ¹ Ì« ðŠ¹âžâž) fuckâŠâŠâŠ not me getting turned on by an angry miguek bye
BUT LIKE TAKE OUT ALL THAT ANGER OUT ON ME BAE⊠PLEASEâŠ
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS??? YOUR BRAIN BBY?
iâm a firm believer that miguel is a chiefs fan (LMAO) and seeing them losing to 49ers (the team that he insisted to beck and carlos will for SURE taking the L later on) is pissing him off,
miguel had insisted that you watch the superbowl with him and his frat brothers. despite you telling him that you donât know jackshit about football and would probably ended up gettin bored, he bribed you with snacks and cuddles later on. sadly, you fell for it. who could even resist?
âwhat the fuck even was that play?â miguel suddenly stands up from his seat, accidentally knocking your leg over his lap. his hand moves to touch your ankle as a silent âsorry, princessâ.
though you donât know anything about this game, one thing you know for sure is how much you love seeing your boy friend gets riled up,
his thick calloused fingers run through his already messy hairâthanks to the sex you both had an hour agoâ teeth clenching in anger with his bushy brows pulls together out of frustrations,
you never seen him look so sexy itâs driving you insane,
âwho was that?! number four from 49ersâ
âthe rookie. moody or some shitâ beck shakes his head, eyes focusing on the screen,
miguel lets out an exasperated groan, hands furiously rubbing up and down his face before putting them behind his head,
âyou regret not putting your bet on mccaffrey, oâhara?â carlos teases from his left. earning a glare from the man,
âdonât fucking push it, you motherfuckerâ miguel points his finger at him. âthe fuck is up with mahomes?!â
ânot his skills, thatâs for sureâ carlos pipes quietly but that doesnât go unnoticed by miguel. causing him to throw a pillow at him. âow! easy!â
âwhy is taylor swift in it everytime kelce holds the ball? this ainât about her!â
âdo people still even give a fuck about her?â
âthis is football moment! not a fucking mediocre popstar shit! who has control with the cameras anyway?!â
the banter is funny, really. not what you havenât seen before anyway. but the highlight of it all is really miguel being absolutely defensive about his favorite team that the sight is making your knees wobble and your pussy wet,
his arms are crossed. biceps bulging because of it. red eyes not leaving the screen as his pupils furiously move from left to right, eyeing how the scene plays before him.
god, you feel so bad for being horny right now.
biting your lip, you decide to tease hin a bit. poking the back of his knee with your toes a couple times before he turns to glance at you,
âwhat is it, princesa?â at first he thinks that itâs because you wanted him to seat back beside you, and so he does so. reaching out to pull your legs back to drape over his lap but his eyes are now back to the tv,
tilting your head to the side, you watch how his expression settled into a deeper focus. lips formed into a concentration pout while his large hand rest on your bare thigh, giving it a squeeze every now and then. a simple confirmation from him to not leave you out,
âyouâre so hot when youâre angry, miggyâ
hearing that, his gaze then move towards you. seeing how your pupils dilated by looking at him, lashes batting in innocence matter before he drops to look at your bitten lip. he feels your fingers softly tracing up and down his chest.
oh⊠he knows that look,
shaking his head, âno, no, no. you canât do this to me! not right now, baby! Iâm watching the game!â
âI donât know what youâre talking aboutâ
âyou know exactly what iâm talking about!â he protests, eyes leaving the screen to completely look at you when the game goes to commercial. âyouâre giving me that âfuck meâ eyes! you know i canât resist that!â
beck and carlos share a disgust glance with each other, shaking both of their heads before they move to grab another can of beer in the kitchen, not wanting to hear this coupleâs banter.
you feign a look of fake surprise. âhow dare you assume that! iâm just staring at you! can i not look at my boyfriend?â
âyouâre gaslighting me, muñeca. thatâs not okay! you think i donât memorize every look that my own girlfriend has when she wants something?!â
âand what is it that i want?â
âyou want to fuck me!â he exclaims. âand i want to as well! but this game isââ
âimportant to you. yeah yeahâ you sigh dramatically before getting up,
âwhere are you going?!â
âto your room. iâll be waiting there. naked. come find me if you changed your mindâ you respond, eyes rolling. âfive minutes or no tits for you for the rest of the nightâ
miguel panics at that, you donât know if youâre being serious or not but itâs hard to tell. he watches you walk back upstairs to his room, contemplating whether or not he should follow you or stay here. his knee anxiously bounce up and down. he feels like this is a matter of life and death situation. like someone is pointing a gun behind his head.
but he made up his mind already,
beck could see that. he knows what his best friend about to do. thatâs why his eyes are wide, shaking his head and put a hand out as if to stop him,
âno. no, oâhara. i know sheâs your girl but you gotta put bros before hoes on this one! come on!â beck is begging at him, but itâs too late because miguel already bolts out of the sofa and sprint towards his room
jason is no longer from district 2, he was originally a scrappy orphan from 12; he changed his name to "RED" after lazrus therapy and becoming a gladiator
Nightwing has a notorious reputation in the capitol as vain and bitchy. he constantly gets procedures done to look as young and beautiful as possible and will actively sabotage the new tributes' relationships with the capitol citizens. in reality, he is trying to protect the younger victors from being sexually exploited by putting himself on the front lines as the sex symbol
tim is the newest victor of the games. his mentor was barbara and they are both secretly working for the anti-capitol resistence.
damian is the political baby of a strategic union between talia and bruce to unite their clans without drawing suspicion from the government on why they're working closely. his parents are both big players in the capitol.
the al ghuls are the tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists of the capitol who believe the revolution is nigh. but instead of underground bunkers they prepare for the apocalypse by training their children in several warrior arts
bruce's alter ego is batman, political terrorist who is working behind the scenes to take down capitol corruption (good luck buddy)
the capitol has a capped maximum on how much wealthy citizens can donate as sponsorship because otherwise bruce wayne would sponsor all the kids in an effort for them to live
when jason was thrown into the arena, he had no living mentor and had to fend for himself. batman secretly helped him with tips and advice on how to survive
Nightwing tried to talk bruce out of sponsoring jason in the arena. it wasn't out of cruelty; he just thought it would be a better investment to sponsor a child who is more likely to live instead of a starving little boy from the weakest district bound to die. bruce sponsored jason anyway
bruce's parents were assassinated for the treasonous act of believing district citizens deserved human rights
jason's abundance of sponsorships made him a target in the arena. he got really messed up and had to go through a brutal, traumatic, and experimental rehabilitation called the lazarus project. he came out of it brain damaged and now most of his body consists of lab-grown flesh or robotic parts. (notice his fake eyes and how most of his body is covered up)
the hunger games are like the annual SuperBowl. for the rest of the year the capitol citizens enjoy entertainment like celebrity escorts (Nightwing) or gladiator games, which is basically the WWE but more deadly and no predetermined winner (RED)
gladiators all have a number that is worn by players and fans alike. most gladiators wear theirs on their armour but RED wears his as a corpse identification tag on his ear
tim purposefully makes himself seem boring and unlikable so that the capitol will allow him to go home rather than stay at the capitol like nightwing and RED.
tim is probably on like 10 different government watchlists
damian keeps nightwing around as a friend/babysitter, since he gave every other one he had a mental breakdown
damian keeps jason around as a personal weaponsmith/arms instructor (hired by talia)
talia and bruce have split custody of damian
nightwing and RED are top-celebs in their fields
bruce's name is brucellosis I'm sorry that's just the way it is
bruce stopped sponsoring for a while after jason's injury cause he blamed himself
hunger games sponsors are like gambling or horse race betting. if your sponsored victor lives you get more money back. but it is so costly with such high stakes that most people don't do it
nightwing volunteered for some random kid who he had no connection with because he has no self-preservation and is kinda self sacrificing like that
nightwing's mentor was starfire. he had a massive crush on her and she'd pat his head
RED has a tense relationship with bruce and Nightwing but also trusts them more than anyone else
there are more but they require more context and characters so hang tight. suggestions welcome! just dm me in my inbox
a short drabble where shohei joins the no nut november challenge with the boys but Y/N had different ideas.
tw: mentions of sex, nudity, edging; filthy smut and a sprinkle sprinkle of fluff
word count: 2.1k
minors do not interact
additional author notes: happy monday everyone. hoping this helps us all survive another week of reality and shohei drought. you're welcome.
other notes: shohei is a horndog y'all but Y/N is a monster
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08:23 AM, Saturday morning
You were working on your little paint by the numbers project in the balcony when you noticed that the apartment suddenly became too quiet. Usually on a Saturday morning, itâd be booming with jazz or soul music that Shohei would be heard whistling or humming along. Thereâd be the clink and clank of cutlery and their cheap china in the kitchen with Shohei making his signature omurice with bacon and pancakes. Today, however, the apartment is oddly silent, it was as if someone had pressed mute on all of the possible sounds that existed in the apartment.Â
You slipped back inside to check and lo and behold, you saw Shohei sprawled on the couch with his headphones, too focused on whatever got his attention on his ipad. He didnât even notice you approaching. He had a serious look on his face that spelled concentration so you thought it might just be something about work again but peering into the screen of his ipad, it was definitely not about weekend work.
âWhatâs gotten you all worked up on a Saturday morning, babe?â he looked up, finally noticing you. He removes his headphones and gives you a toothy grin.
âThe boys and I are chatting about the No Nut November challenge!â he said.
âThe what?â you said incredulously.Â
âNo Nut November challenge, babe. For the entire month, we are going to avoid orgasm. Whoever does the longest wins the bet.â he said, still smiling, like it was the most amazing game heâs ever heard in his life.
âSo like⊠no sex for a month?â
âYes.â
âEjaculation, too?â
âThat, too.â
âNot even oral?â
âNo, babe. It says âany kind of orgasm, so no. Iâll miss your pretty mouth, though.â he pinched your chin playfully.
âHuh. Are you sure about that? You have a higher sex drive than me, though.â you were hesitant about this. Not because you will miss a monthâs worth of sexual intimacy with Shohei, but youâre more concerned if heâll make it through without losing his mind. He is a beast in the bedroom, always looking for reasons to get you naked under the covers any chance he gets.Â
âOf course, I can. What, like itâs hard?â He challenged me. You snorted loudly at the Legally Blonde reference.
 âCome on, babe. Anyone who wins the bet will be given free tickets to the SuperBowl!â I wrote a mental note to never question Shoheiâs competitiveness, especially if football is at stake.Â
âFine. Itâs not like itâd have a difference on me, though. When does the challenge start?â you raise your hands and do air quotes to put emphasis on the word.Â
âToday, of course! Itâs already November.â he beamed. Youâre still looking at him like he was crazy. You have lost him to America. To weird internet challenges. You need to get him back before itâs too late.Â
Sighing in defeat, you bend forward and kiss him square on the lips. âWhatever you say, babe. Iâm going to continue my painting outside, âkay?âÂ
You intentionally lingered on the kiss, making sure he noticed. He returned the kiss almost too passionately. When he started to get deeper into the kiss, you pulled back, leaving him slightly disoriented.
Thankfully, for you, taking your boyfriend away this self-proclaimed sexual abstinence is going to be easy. You just know how to play this game.Â
03:17 PM, Saturday afternoon
âBabe, can you please stop sending me articles about ejaculation!â Shohei shouted from the living room. You have now transferred back to the bedroom after the midday sunshine crawled into the balcony, temperature too hot to continue painting.Â
You have started sending Shohei links about the health risks of not masturbating. One of them being associated with prostate cancer.Â
âSome studies suggest that moderate ejaculation (2â4 times per week) is associated with a lower prostate cancer risk. Sexual activity everyday or every other day might increase fertility if you're attempting to conceive.â you type in a subtext along with the main article.
âAdditionally, ejaculation relaxes your body, making you have a quality sleep. Quality sleep prevents tension and makes your body healthy and strong to face the next day.â
âYou know Iâm not reading all these right.â he texted back.
âFine, Iâll stop. Just donât come looking for me when you start getting hornyâŠ[wink face emoji]â you giggled, youâre starting to enjoy teasing him.
07:07 PM, Saturday evening
Shohei went out to buy ice cream for movie night while you were finishing up in the bath when an idea hit you.
You grabbed your phone from the nightstand and faced the bathroom mirror. You dropped the towel wrapping your body and only had your long locks cover a bit of your breasts. You took a decent amount of mirror selfies naked. One photo had your free hand hovering over your bare pussy in the most seductive way possible. You liked this photo and sent the rest of the good ones to Shoheiâs number with a follow-up message, âCanât wait for November to finish, babe <3â.Â
He always brings his phone around in case of emergencies so youâre one-hundred percent sure he would read this message.
You put your phone down and waited.
You were already fully clothed and drying your hair in front of the vanity mirror when Shohei burst into the room, face pale and almost horrified.
âThatâs not fair!â he said. âI opened the message while I was lining up to pay! Stop doing that!â
âWhy?â You said, feigning ignorance. âItâs not like I agreed to stop sending my boyfriend signals when Iâm horny right?â
If his face was already pale, any ounce of color left has disappeared in a comical sort of way.Â
âYou know what⊠Never mind, Y/N. Come on out, itâs time to pick the movie.â He hurried out of the room before you could build up some horny remark. You wanted to see how long Shohei could do this so-called challenge before he gave up. Itâs funny to see him struggling over something youâve done on any normal day.
Before you left the room, you decided to change your clothes into a short night dress. It was showing a bit of your cleavage and the skirt rides up to your mid-thigh when you sit down. Perfect, you thought.Â
You sat down beside Shohei on the sofa as he was browsing the movie selections on Netflix. âWhat do you wanna watch tonight? Thereâs new episodes of Attack on Titan⊠Oh look, thereâs a new murder documentary that was addedââ his eyes immediately went straight to your nightwear.Â
âWhat? Go on, Iâm listening.â you gave him an innocent look and scooted closer to him.Â
âNothing, uh, I think we can watch Jujutsu Kaisen: 0 instead. We havenât seen this yet, right?â he looked away and pressed play without waiting for you.Â
Once the movie started, you got engrossed with the story and forgot about your little plan. Shohei, too, as both of you are anime fans, there was only the occasional discussion about the story and action scenes. You got comfortable and put your head on his chest; his hand rested on your thighs. As expected, the nightgown skirted up while youâre sitting down, revealing much of your thighs.. He was mindlessly caressing your inner thigh, making you shiver.
Shohei stops and notices this. He pretended to cough and stood up.
âWater break.â He muttered.Â
You finished the movie without any more of your tricks and decided youâd stop playing around Shohei now that you saw how much he wanted to play the game. When the ending credits rolled, you yawned and bid Shohei good night.
âAre you joining soon?â you pouted, hugging him from the back, your chin resting on his bicep. He was storing the dishes on the dry rack.Â
âYeah, let me just clear up here. You go ahead.âÂ
âOkay, good night.â you smiled sleepily and retreated back to the bedroom where you dozed off almost immediately.
03:27 AM, Sunday morning
You woke up to the sensation of something hard rubbing your back.Â
It was dark and the only light you can see is the moonlight crossing over your bedroom curtains. It took you a while to rise from your deep slumber to realize what was happening: you were engulfed in Shoheiâs embrace, his face buried under your hair and neck and his hands placed on your stomach and hips. In your ear, you could hear Shohei whimpering. Begging. Please, please, just one time. His hot breath against your skin. All while his hips were rubbing sloppily against your ass.Â
You reached for your phone and saw the time.
âSho, itâs the devilâs hour.â you complained groggily, trying to get out his grasp.
He continued to press his hips to yours back and forth, with audible grunts and groans reverberating through your entire body. His dick was pressing to your bum and you couldnât help but return a sigh. Your whole body was on fire.
âSho,â you turned around with more force now, shaking him awake.Â
He snapped his eyes open and realized what was happening.Â
âYou were dry humping me, babe.â you said, almost irritably, as if the act was something illegal, but in respect to his current âbetâ you had to stop him.Â
He was rubbing his eyes and upon realization, groaned inwardly. âIâm so sorry, babe. Must be having a wet dream.â
âItâs not like I was complaining, thoughâŠâ you said.. You touched his chest and slowly dragged your hand towards his midsection. You reached his abs and drew circles with your fingers.Â
âif you really, really, want toâŠyou can⊠But I donât want to ruin your bet.â You backpedaled. Heâs facing you now, almost about to bite the bait youâre dangling in front of him.
He stared at you and you bit your lower lip, waiting. He was thinking long and hard as if it was life and death.Â
âOkay.â he said.
âOkay?â
âIâm no longer playing this silly game.â he pushed you to your back, him on top. He buried your neck with wet kisses and nibbles on your exposed breasts. In response, you hump needily towards him, pulling his boxers down to grab his stiff dick. You rubbed him fiercely against your hand while he continued to suck on your nipples. Lost in each otherâs whimpers of pleasure and skin against skin sweat, he slides down your thong and starts to kiss your clit.
You let out a loud moan and pushed his head back.
âDonât go slow on me now just because you felt bad for waking me up for sex. You already got me hot and needy, so just get it inside me now..â your voice pleading, desperate.Â
âPlease,â begging was the ultimate way to snap Shoheiâs composure. He smiled apologetically but kicked his boxers off and slid into your wet entrance. All in.
âFuck, Y/N. Youâre so hot like this.â He paused, adjusting his size. You were so beautiful like this, naked, sprawled under him and begging like your life depended on it. âIâd fuck a dozen babies in you if you looked at me like this, babe.â
âMove.â you impatiently grabbed a handful of his ass and squeezed. He began snapping his hips against yours in quick, rough motions. You moaned loudly in pleasure, letting your neighbors know that Shohei Ohtani was fucking you hard and wild tonight.
âI need your mouth,â you reached for him and he licked the side of your mouth with his tongue. He licked and bit the spot on your neck, making sure it would leave a love mark the next day. That was Shoheiâs favorite part during sex, marking you and making sure the rest of the world knew who you belong to.
Both of you whimpered and moaned and touched all over each otherâs skin and muscle, hair and sweat; not caring for a thing in the world. Not the neighbors, not for the bite marks, especially not that goddamned bet.
07:45 AM, Sunday morning
You wake up for the second time this morning, the smell of eggs and bacon wafted in the air. On the vinyl player, a Chet Baker record was playing and Shohei was singing to the lyrics of âThe More I See Youâ. In the distance, you can also hear the loud thumping and turning of your washing machine.Â
âGood morning, beautiful.â he said, leaning by the doorframe. âHad a good sleep?â He was shirtless and wearing an apron. What a sight to behold. You could feel yourself salivating from just looking at him.Â
You sat up with your messy hair sticking all over your head, yawning. âI had an amazing dream.âÂ
Shohei grinned widely. âDid the dream happen to include me?â
âYes, but I couldnât remember the dreamâŠâ you lied, pouting extra cutely. Shohei jumped on the bed, raising both your hands. You screamed and laughed as he got on top of you.
âLet me make sure you donât forget, then.â He said before drowning you in a deep kiss.Â
i bet mikey and kristin are throwing the most epic pinterest diy superbowl party this country has ever seen. i bet gerard and lindsey are having weird sex with the cheer dress involvedÂ
- 'but daddy I love him' being one big Ariel losing her voice reference (even tho she says less things of substance now than she did with Joe)
- bad spoken poetry at some point
-being kept in the dungeon no bejeweling in sight
-she loves new York!
- Joe didn't try! Also he didn't want to marry her! Also she was bored! Therefore he is the worst bf ever
-Joe wouldn't go on pap walks
- ring reference to ambiguously mean a wedding ring or a superbowl one
-Blake Lively exists and is a suck up
-something something sparkly sparkles
-old Hollywood, she's just like them
-she was with Matty to make him a better person
-one song about how Travis is her superstar or something
-the bonus track is all about her finding herself and being a strong woman who doesn't desperately launch herself from one relationship to another nope .
my additions on this:
- she could've fixed matty healy but the (nasty) world didnât let her try
-joe is a pretentious villain who always ignored her and put her in the basement / didnât let her bejeweled
-joe lost something real because no one would ever love him like her/ so he's the one losing things and she's completely okay.
-another song about how she bets joe thinks about her and will always regret breaking up with her
-she was forced to be locked up in london, she will never get the wasted time back lol
-Joe's posh family was rude to her, she didnât feel like herself. tk's family makes her feel real.
bc i probably wont be home until after christmas :')
anyway, take more johnrailaoshi bc ive been thinking about them all day-
(if you saw this early no you didnt- im stupid and pressed the wrong button-)
raiden really loves valentine's day bc it gives him extra reason to show his appreciation for the people he loves in his life- he always hand makes cards and folds origami pieces for his bfs to find around the house- he went all out one year and made each of them a jar full of paper stars
johnny and kung lao's favorite holiday is halloween!! they go all out for costumes and always decorate the house to match- johnny even hires smaller actors to dress up and play characters outside with him and lao to have fun with the kids- they have a scare actor section and a section for cartoon characters
kenshi's favorite holiday is christmas!! he doesnt have a lot of fond memories from childhood, but after johnny first asked kenshi to celebrate christmas with him, oh that man was hooked- johnny was happy to see kenshi beam all throughout december, holding warm mugs and wrapped in blankets since the cold always got to him
jax and johnny still have this kind of strange rivalry, esp when kenshi is around- kenshi thinks it's funny bc most of the time it's them trying to out do each other with history facts, but both just end up having a nice convo.... it's the only time kenshi can get paperwork done without headaches
lao and raiden still have mini bets they place with each other all the time- half the time kenshi and johnny find out abt them bc lao brags abt winning- raiden bets poorly on purpose sometimes bc he knows lao likes to win and it only costs him a little..... sometimes he humbles lao, though (the superbowl is the biggest bet of the year for them)
raiden isnt known to swear, but his favorite song is "I Don't Fuck With You" by Big Sean (thanks kung lao) and he can be heard singing the lyrics, uncensored and all, randomly
kenshi can very easily peel or cut any kind of fruit- apples, oranges, pomegranates, persimmons, pineapple, watermelon, anything- if he is handed a fruit and asked to cut it he will and it will be fast and done beautifully
raiden has johnny do his hair!! braids is usually the most common style outside of his bun, but johnny always insists on doing his hair if they're going out-
kenshi has lao help him cut his hair!! lao does his own undercut and knows his way around a buzzer/clippers- the first time lao asked to cut kenshi's hair the swordsman was unsure, but he decided it wouldnt hurt and lao did it perfectly and has done it since
johnny has a cameo on a sooby doo episode!! he somehow convinced them to put him in an episode with the hex girls and it actually was so awesome-
johnny is super good with puzzles- like insanely good- kenshi, lao, and raiden just started getting him those really fancy puzzle boxes for christmas/his bday and he's cracked every single one without fail-
they have board game nights!! monopoly and uno have been banned- but when everyone is over their favorite game to play is 'one night ultimate werewolf'
for several years johnny has done a Santa Livestream on his insta and has donated a lot of money to charities that buy gifts for kids in need as well as done fundraisers to get others to chip in too- he got tomas, syzoth, kuai liang, lao, and raiden to help him keep people entertained on the live- kenshi even agreed to do a "face reveal" if they hit ten million in a day- they hit the goal in six hours
raiden and tomas are actually pretty close as friends- both bond over their combat abilities and their lives in general, and both have dragged the other into different media- now they watch episodes of different series' weekly and talk over the phone about it- their bf's know better than to interrupt them on the phone with each other
lao is the only Only Child in their polycule- raiden has his sister, johnny his brother, and i hc kenshi as having an older sister and a younger brother-
johnny will randomly start dancing, sometimes bc he just has a song stuck in his head, other times bc he just needs to move- his bf's always smile when they catch him- the most extreme move any of them have seen him do is drop into a split
none of them are fond of using their powers for silly or stupid reasons... however, each of them have definitely used their powers in a way they werent supposed to- kenshi has for sure used his telekenesis inappropriately, raiden has used his lightning to cook smth, kung lao has used his force/air manipulation to throw things at ppl, and johnny uses his weird shadow powers (give him his green back ]:) to scare his bfs-
johnny owns the house, bc it's a five bedroom, six and a half bath, super expensive house- it gives each of them their own room and then a shared room with a big asf bed, a nnice kiving room, incredible kitchen, big dining room for guests, a wine cellar, in home gym, etc- literally a second mansion-
as soon as anyone gets sick, raiden makes chicken congee- he got the recipe from madam bo after he told her him and lao were moving to stay with johnny for a while- she was happy to give him the recipe and even showed him how to de-bone a whole chicken for it
johnny is actually so interested in tarantulas- he thinks they look super cool and that some of the colors and patterns are really pretty- if kenshi and lao werent as insect averse he would definitely get one
lao's favorite reptile (after syzoth) is the arabian sand boa (pls google these guys, they're adorable-)
kenshi really loves reptiles and has always wanted a leopord gecko or a hognose snake- but he fears not having enough time for one with work and his bf's
johnny very lovingly refers to raiden as his wife after kenshi made a joke abt johnny "wife-ing" him by making him his favorite meal- raiden always gets flustered bc johnny is very open abt opening an LLC with them all as a kind of "poly marriage loophole"-
they all have jewelry that they wear as sort of "promise" jewelry that they almost never take off- johnny has his silver bracelet/band, kenshi has a steel ring, raiden has an anklet, and lao has a necklace
johnny, to his personal assistant and manager, refers to his bf's as "The Council" and always answers scheduling questions with "i'll have to consult with The Council"- it's rubbed off on the other three which has to led to raiden telling liu kang he cant give him a firm answer bc he has yet to "speak with The Council" (liu got flashbacks to "I Must Consult With the Elder Gods-")
johnny makes the worst jokes abt US tragedies- the jfk assassination is his personal fave bc he knows he can mess with kenshi with it- "it blows my mind that you can be so childish, cage-" "yknow who else got his mind blown-" "JOHNATHAN CARLTON-"
lao still has his first chakram hat and it's hung up in the mansion living room- all of them will stare at it or remember it's there and think back to lao telling the story of his Inspiration (thanks bi han)
raiden really loves smoothies, especially mango- he will down a mango smoothie if you hang him one-
johnny has all kinds of videos on his phone of all of them doing stupid shit- his favorites are one of kenshi drunkenly eating takoyaki out of the fridge, turning to face the camera with his cheeks full- one of raiden mumbling "i dont fuck with you" under his breath, panning to lao and kenshi who look at raiden like he just vacuumed their hamster- and one of lao dancing for a good minute, really, really well, just to trip at the very end and scream-
johnny has a lot of those videos and goes through them whenever he misses his bf's
raiden will send videos of cats playing or napping together and caption them "us" and send them to whoever or to the gc- all of his bf's always melt and go to find him and give him a kiss if they're in the house together or they'll send back a little emoji if they're apart
you'd think johnny is the worst but kenshi is the most overdramatic abt not getting attention- like "my husband is off to war" levels of dramatic- lao had to get up to use the bathroom and kenshi sighed like a sickly victorian, put his hand over his forehead and monologued until lao came back- he does the same to raiden and johnny, always "why has my love left me?? i am always abandoned by my dearest... beloved, where have you gone? why have you forsaken me??" "i need to pee, ken-" "am i so unimportant?? so easily forgotten???? so unloved??????" "ðâïž okay-"
johnny isnt as dramatic but he does pout and sigh and sometimes follow his bf's around until they love on him a little- johnny needs the little pick-me-up's but kenshi normally waits until he needs a full battery recharge
the four of them talk shit like there's no tomorrow- you do not want to be on the recieving end of their judgemental staring- each of their side eyes alone could kill someone, all of them together??? good fuckin luck-
johnny is mesmerized by the snow- kenshi, raiden, and lao all grew up with it, but johnny isnt used to it since he was born and raised in CA and enjoys the sunny weather- so when kenshi or lao and raiden take him to japan or china during the snowy season he's always so excited- the other three love it bc his cheeks get so pink in the cold
raiden gets super flustered when one of them gives him affection and attention, but all three are evil and will pile affection and attention on him to watch him squirm and act all shy- raiden loves it but also knows to tell them when he's overwhelmed
lao knows all of his bf's humor and how to make them laugh- johnny and kenshi laugh at lao's darker jokes- johnny especially likes anti-jokes- raiden likes puns and "a ____ walked into a bar-" type jokes- kenshi also cant help but laugh at people doing stupid things and kenshi and raiden laugh together at children falling- (older sibling moment)
raiden gets super lovey sometimes and will write out in letters how he feels about his bf's and slide them under their doors- all of them have a drawer or folder or smth that stores all of the letters
lao is the only one with a real sleep schedule- he's a morning person and goes to bed by 10 almost every night- raiden tends to get distravted watching tv, and kenshi and johnny tend to overwork themselves and work into the night and wee hours
sleep is usually tough for all of them anyway (lao takes melatonin to be asleep early) bc of all that they've seen and experienced- they all like congregating in their shared room to sleep together but sometimes they go off to their own rooms when they need/want the privacy or peace
that's all for now- wishing everyone a happy holidays!! <333 hopefully im back home soon :') also pls excuse any typos, it is 2 am-
POV: You and Eric made a bet on the Superbowl, where if Chief's win then you'll be the next meat served at Boys n Grills but if 49ers win, you can dare Eric to do whatever so good luck!
(Even if you don't watch football it's fine, Eric is gonna regret this soon)