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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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Harley: *enters his own password* I’m in
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forgetful-nerd · 3 years
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Peter: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.
Harley, stirring his coffee: Fuck you I prefer it with salt.
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Tony, to the Avengers: Remember, if you need me, I’m available 24/6.
Clint: Don’t you mean 24/7
Tony: Nope, Saturday night is family game night.
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 years
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Peter: mr Stark! I love your nailpolish! Too bad it doesn’t match your outfit :(
Stephen, sipping his tea: it does when he takes off the top layer
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Tony: Blow out the candles and make a wish!
Stephen: *blows out candles*
Tony, while cutting the cake: So...what did you wish for?
Stephen: [in a very serious tone of voice] If I tell you, it won’t happen.
Tony: ...
Tony: That didn’t work when we faced Thanos and it won’t work now. Answer me, Merlin!
Peter: Why are they like this?
Harley: *twirls noisemakers*
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*whew*
Chapter 5 is complete! Onto the next Chapters... Will add illustrations later...
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Harley: Oh, so it's "do what makes you happy" until I start crawling on rooftops dressed as a gargoyle and shrieking. Then, suddenly, it's "not a useful skill" and "scaring people" and "illegal".
Harley: I see how it is.
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Tony: Are emo kids still a thing?
Peter: Yeah, but it’s just everyone now.
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Stephen: do I need to repeat myself?
Harley: No I ignored you just fine the first time
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Tony: I’m working on a new project
Stephen: What happened to your other project?
Tony: Well, I can have more that one.
Stephen: Will you finish the first one?
Tony: ...
Stephen: ...
Tony: Don’t talk to me or my 23 unfinished projects
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Conversation
Stephen: What is the one thing we told you not to do?
Peter: Let Harley burn the house down.
Tony: And what did he do?
Harley: Made you dinner...
Stephen:...
Tony:...
Harley: and burnt the house down.
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Stephen: did you try rocking her to sleep?
Tony, carrying a crying Morgan: i tried but she is NOT a fan of Queen
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Natasha: Remember what I told you, Morgan. The quickest way to a person’s heart is—
Morgan: Through the fourth and fifth ribs.
Natasha: That’s my girl.
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Day at the park
Random Mom: Which ones are yours?
Stephen, pointing to tony, Harley and peter jumping and screaming everywhere and setting things on fire: *long sigh* Those three
Random Mom: Oh bless your soul
(after they blow up a couple things)
Random Mom: You know, when they turn 18, they’re the goverment’s problem...
Stephen, pointing to Tony: That one’s already 18, and is on thier radar
Random Mom: good lord, I’m sorry.
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MJ, giving Peter advice: Remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of your life, loser.
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