#suprisingly it works

[tinkerbelle05]

Okay but imagine Battinson driving to Kansa for a Batman case and then he just gets lost. Like yea, he traveled for years for training and all but he was mainly focused on the training aspect, not sightseeing. And to make matters worst (because if something can go wrong, with Bruce it most certainly will) he has a busted tire with no tools in sight to fix it.

“Um, excuse me, sir?” Bruce heard a young boy’s voice call out to him. It was two of them, they looked like carbon copies of each other so they must be siblings. Though to Bruce, they looked more like the time laps of a boy who hit a punk phase in his teen years.

This wasn’t exactly a busy street and in his 2 hours of being stuck here, Bruce had only seen 2 cars pass by. He wondered where these kids came from.

He puts on the “Brucie” mask and grinned, “Hello, is there anything you need fellas?”

He knew that Brucie Wayne was widely known throughout the US. He cannot let down his guard and let his cover blow, even if it’s just children who realistically probably had no interest in socialites from a different state.

The light of recognition and surprised hits the older boy's face and he exclaimed, “Your Bruce Wayne?!”

Knew it.

“Yes, I am. And what are y’all’s names?” He made sure to keep his voice light and his smile friendly and open.

“Um..that’s my brother, Jon, and my name’s Conner.” He stammered out. “We noticed that you weren’t moving and wanted to help.”

That was rather nice of the two boys but incredibly naive and unsafe. This could’ve easily been a ruse to lure in unsuspecting people who are too kind. But maybe that’s just the Gothamite in him speaking, you learn early on not to trust strangers, especially those who are being nice to you.

“Yea!” Jon excitedly confirmed and he looked over at Bruce’s car. “It seems like the front tire is busted. Conner can patch it up, he’s pretty good at this kinda stuff.”

It was Bruce’s turn to be surprised now. The boys were both now beaming at him, eager, and the desire to help written clearly on both of their faces. Even though Conner, did not look at all confident in his skills. But Bruce did need the help so he nodded.

While Conner was busy looking over the tire, Jon stayed behind to ask Bruce some questions. Some were getting pretty weird and into the dating part of his life. The boy would ask, “Are you single, sir?”

And before Bruce had the chance to answer, he’d give him another one and another one. He caught all of them of course and was getting ready to deflect. But then he saw the puppy smile and the little dimples. He wondered if the boy’s parents had this much trouble saying no to him.

He caved and answered yes to all of the questions but honestly, he never considered dating an option. He had many roles to fill and even more, secrets to keep that having a romantic partner seemed too out of reach for him to even entertain things like types or preferences.

“Would you date a divorced person with kids?” Jon asked with slight hope in his blue eyes. That was a rather odd and specific question.

What would Brucie say in this situation? What would Bruce say? Well, he had multiple kids at home so refusing someone else for having their own would be strange of him. “No, I would not mind.”

“That’s great,” came his reply.

“Um, Mr. Wayne, you wouldn’t mind if I called my Pa then? The tire needs to be replaced and he’s better than me when it comes to that part. I would also hate to accidentally mess up your car.” Conner told him and Bruce nodded once again.

A few moments later as Bruce and the boys converse in small talk, he saw a vibrant red pickup pulled up beside them and saw a god walk out. Tall and sun-kissed skin with waves of black hair and cornflower blue eyes. He was beautiful, there was nothing much to it.

“Hello there! My son called, said you needed some help with your car?”

All Bruce could do was nod and move out of the way so the man could work. He was used to feeling tongue-tied, gals he didn’t want to attend, and board meetings that could have easily been an email. But those were situations, not a singular person.

He looked up from his kneeling position-why the sun shine on him like that?- and introduced himself, “By the way, name’s Clark Kent. Let's see what we're working with here.” And then returned to his work.

Bruce nodded once again and the sounds of giggling children could be heard. They were giving their Dad encouragement.

It was much needed too, Clark looked like a fish out of water. Bruce knew how to replace the tire, he just didn't have any tools or a spare tire with him. Which was foolish of him, he knows. But he couldn't really think right now, with Clark in front of him. Plus, he didn't want to overstep Clark, maybe he had a process.

(Yes, a process that included staring at the tire and the spare he brought in his truck.)

After a very long 3 hours, Clark got the tire securely on and with no chance of falling off, as it did the last 3 times before.

Bruce cleared his throat, “Thank you, Mr. Kent.”

He flounders for a “your welcome” and then silence as they both stare at each other. “Would you like to go eat at a diner? It's rather hot so an ac and a cool drink might stop you from catching a heat stroke.”

Bruce thinks this over and nods, “Yes, that would be nice. What about your kids?”

Clark’s eyes made their way to them and before he gave an answer, Conner beat him to it.

“Oh, don't worry about us, Mr. Wayne. I got my driver’s license so I’ll drive us back home in Dad’s pickup. Let’s go, Jon.” The boy flashes his driver’s license for both men to see.

“Okay, get home safe, and re-“

“Yes, yes, we will remember to call you,” Jon says dismissively. He comes closer to give his father a hug (how cute, Bruce thinks) and whispers something.

Bruce couldn't catch what was said with Jon’s quiet voice and his head facing away. But whatever it was turned Clark into a blushing mess.

“Yes, I will. Off you go now.” Clark pushes his son into the direction of the pickup and turns to Bruce. “Shall we?”

“Yes, we shall.” Bruce says getting to the car. “I’ll pay for dinner, as a thank you. This is non-negotiable, Clark.”

He chuckles, “Okay, fine. But I get to drive then. Deal?”

“Deal.”

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#superbat #brcue wayne #battinson #clark kent #jonathan kent #kon kent #batman #superman #superboy #dc #dc comics #bruce: no thoughts head empty #same for clark #these two are mess #jon & kon are tryna play matchmakers #suprisingly it's working

[keirientez]

band au rahhhhhhhhhhh

#i wanted to draw the other guardians too but this would be a good start #ok so #tsuna starts his band. yamamoto bass and gokudera keys and tsuna suprisingly drummer and also lead vocal. reborn appears out of nowhere- #being “youre not your full potential so i will drain you till youre like a fish in a dehydrator until you become the best out there.” #thats about it #but i just like how drumming singers are like extremely good music people because drumming is already hard. and singing too??? #absolutely insane i might say. tsuna would do this (bc reborn told him so) #he does not want to be the best but reborn exists in the paro for a reason #reborn is like maybe a famous musician who faked his death then did whatever he wanted to do while he was “alive”. then he got tsuna as his #apprentice and so so. oh yeah also whiplash (the movie) reference bc holy shit its so good. for me at least. and reborn would make tsuna go #that kind of crazy. like training until drenched in sweat from morning to night or whenever hes available. bc he knows he has potential #he just need someone to push him beyond his expected limit #btw 8059 implied #gokudera joined the band first bc yeah then comes yamamoto for fun as he had to rest from playing baseball a bit too enthusiastic #gokudera hated him so much for like being dumb??? (the goofy ah laugh) but then the two dated even before reborn made a move on tsuna #its very funny but they work it out #i was also thinking if the band ever do solos or do something not as the whole band 8059 will have their own album. itll be great #for genre im not sure?? lets just say alt rock electrojazz???? #no idea but maybe ill make a playlist. maybe #sawada tsunayoshi #reborn #yamamoto takeshi #gokudera hayato #8059 #r27

[demi-pixellated]

tryna find my way around Clive 🤔

#Final Fantasy XVI #FFXVI #Clive Rosefield #fanart #MSPaint Draw #i think i got 15yr old down and 33yr old is getting there #28yr i think needs some work #he's just so suprisingly baby faced that i'm getting tripped up #we'll get there;;;

[rillette]

Panel redraw moments :J

#hal jordan #basketball #sorry to my jason followers. #this was really fun im ngl #my artstyle works suprisingly well with the comics books inking style #THERE IS A MOSQUITO. LOOSE IN MY ROOM HOLD ON #it fled. #anyways my dad took one look at this and went you gave him boobs. so. #i swear to god being so incredibly normal about hal has instantly increased my anatomy skills by like a bajillion or whatever #<- scientific estamate #this is from ummmmmmm. green lantern. somewhere in the late 70s early 80s #shrug emoji

[reds-skull]

Still working on a short comic, but I was curious on how I would imagine Ghost’s face would be like. I tried to follow Samuel Roukin’s face and what we did get to see of Ghost’s face. I think I’ll change him in the future, if I draw him again.

I wanted to keep him handsome while also showing how much shit he went through... dunno if I succeeded lol

#cod ghost #COD MW2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #ghost mw2 #COD fanart #his black paint gave me a suprisingly hard time #i like the versions of ghost with dirty blond hair instead of platinum #buttt i tried to follow canon so this works too #been a while since I painted so this was nice

[milkbreadtoast]

cedjesschris fancast/potential voice headcanons... put together an edit for fun...🥹

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #섭남파업 #voice headcanons #fancast #video #cedric riester #christelle de sarnez #jesse venetiaan #jung yeseo #pls watch this #it actually took a while to compile the clips KDJDJ esp for shim gyuhyuk #bc he has SO MANY roles but its suprisingly hard to find clips that fit... #tried to pick ones that show that he can pull off yeseo's dorkiness KDHSJ #song harim christelle is PERFECT btw... 🛐💖 #and ced... any handsome deep stoic va would work but #new cookie came out and his voice fit surprisingly well (even better than other vas i had been considering) so uses him here... #could def imagine him delivering ced's lines... #skdjss i wanna give more commentary but for now... i sleep

[telebeast]

Okay, so. @jayrockin​’s character Talita (when she was little) reminds me a LOT of my cat Haru. So, I tried my hand at doing a few paint-over type things! Featuring my dad (Who is also a fan of the RTTS characters and world) in a couple as Doug. Feral Horse Kitten Time :D Oh, and if anyone wants to see the originals these are based off of, I’ll throw them under the cut!

#jayrockin #runaway to the stars #talita dospaço #fanart #others ocs #Fenic draws #god I love the worldbuilding of this project so much. Like it has inspired me a ton to get more in depth with my own work #Oh. The tuxedo cat is Mei in case anyone wonders. lol #But yes this is haru. She is an adult cat suprisingly. She does not look or act like one #But when I saw the comics of Talita as a wee little baby at the foster center i was like 'holy crap. haru type beast' #RTTS #rtts centaurs

[icy-book]

So, instead of writing a follow up to the fic I said I'd write a follow up to, I wrote a follow up no one asked for to a completely different fic. Enjoy

#I also wrote a follow up to the fic I said I'd do a follow up to #But it was a different follow up #I'm working on it I swear #It's just suprisingly long #dungeons and daddies #terry jr #terry stampler #dndads #terry jr stampler #dndads s2 #dndads terry jr #nicholas foster #nick close #terrick dndads #terrick #Fic contains spoilers for S2 ep36

[heretodefyfate]

gosh, seeing people happily discussing about their OCs make me want to show my OCs too but then i realized i still have not make any "official" art of them and their background details are still being worked on

#just me rambling #tbh. my reborn ocs are the only one who ''fully'' fleshed out #Kayne original from Hoenn and their main purpose to go to Reborn was to study these new field effects #Neo (who i considering to change name because there are suprisingly many ocs has Neo name XD)- #was originally from Reborn but moved to Alola after the region got into chaos #then back to Reborn because the Aether president order him to look for rouge scientist that secretly works on Type:null #and then order him to stop the PULSE inventions #Evelyn is one of the orphanage from Sigmund place #she ran away before Lin did and joined team Meteor then leave the team after learning about what happened to Ace #rejuv OCs are like...different cans of worms #because rejuv lores are wild #all ocs are from different worlds that ''stumble'' into this one specific dimension #one OC is hinted to be Ariana who lost her memory because she felt into a Dimensional Rift when running away from the Nihilego #one is an high-ranking scientist of Garufa who got killed by Variya but their soul somehow ''get'' rescued by their Dusknoir and the pokemo #thought it would be safer to literally transfer its trainer soul to different universe #one is related to my other Reborn OC. who...has the most normal background compared to other rejuv ocs #there is also another rejuv oc that...has two versions of themselves #one is specifically made for renegade route and to be the pain in everyone ass

[glittery-ishfish]

You guys remember this?

There's more

Update: Just discovered that reposting the other images wasn't allowed😅 But I will provide the link to the original Twitter post. Sorry!

#hetalia #hetalia official art #aph official #tw suggestive #hetalia nordics #aph nordics #hws nordics #Work it Sweden #Norway's enjoying this #Suprisingly #Iceland you're a minor #Take your paycheck and go #I was wondering why they always had the EXACT SAME BUNNY COSTUME in every fanart on Pixiv #Well don't I feel stupid #God I feel so bad😭

[aceghosts]

OC Moodboard: Riley Callahan (They/Them)

"Every time I say what I want to be/Someone says that's not how it's going to be/Come on, baby, quit your dreaming/Grab your things, the train is leaving/Time to pick that somewhere you want to go/Get there quick or drown in the undertow/Come on, baby, time is wasting/Choose a wheel and get to racing"-The Faster the Treadmill by I Fight Dragons

#Riley Callahan #myedits #moodboard #moodboards #OC moodboard #Did I make a pokemon OC? Yes mainly because I was enabled by Mika and I mean enabled in the best way possible #Suprisingly they're a BW/PLA OC rather than a ScarVi OC #Maybe I'll have to make one for ScarVi later #I'm shipping them with Ingo(thought I should clear that up) #I'm working on their team #but I already have two pokemon in mind #Stabby a bisharp who is Riley's starter and best friend #and Bert a Swampert that Riley picked up when they were traveling in Hoenn as a mudkip #Even though I'm still rotating them in my head I have plenty of ideas for them that I will not bore you with in the tags

[dragonanon]

With Grafaiai being a thing now, I can't stop thinking about a scenario with the Submas where they're investigating a string of random graffiti appearing through out the subway tunnels and stations.

Ingo is convinced it's just some dumb kid who thinks they're being funny, but the cameras never pick anything up that would indicate that, and even then graffiti seems to happen when no one is around. Emmet is pissed because not only has this been going on for weeks and they've had no luck whatsoever finding the culprit, but he's also now having to keep his poor Galvantula inside because he's mysteriously drawn to the graffiti and keeps trying to lick it which results in him getting sick and unable to move. This has happened to Crustle too, who also seems drawn to the graffiti, so Emmet believes it's not a coincidence that the graffiti keeps happening and it makes pokémon sick.

Finally, one night by SHEER accident, they find the culprit. And instead of being some kid or angsty teen, it's this little fucker.

Emmet's immediate response is to basically go "what on God's green earth is that ugly little thing?!" Ingo thought it was a very dirty Pansage at first till Emmet pointed out it's fingers were FAR too long it to be a Pansage, or any other monkey pokémon they could think of. They'd never seen anything like it before and were almost in awe.

But before either of them can get close enough to try and catch it however, the small primate hissed and sprayed some toxic "paint" from its mouth at them, before skittering away far faster than they thought it'd be.

This leads to the equivalent of a Benny Hill chase sequence, with the Submas trying to catch the little creature and failing because not only is it extremely fast, but anytime they manage to corner it, it sprays more "paint" at them and manages to escape. After several failed attempts to catch it, they finally lose track of the creature and have to call it a night. Ingo is exhausted, covered in "paint", and frankly has given up hope that catching it is even possible. Emmet though, who is just as covered with "paint" as Ingo is, is bitter af and VOWS to capture it because now it's a matter of pride. He refuses to be bested by some smug little gremlin monkey with freaky long fingers.

Several more attempts were made to capture the pokémon with no success, and Emmet, now covered in even MORE "paint", FINALLY admits defeat. Of course as soon as he does, you appear. You explain that you're a tourist from the Paldea region, and you're looking for your little companion pokémon as he got separated from you. You remark that the "paint" that covers Emmet after his latest failed capture attempt looks JUST like the stuff your pokémon uses.

Emmet is incredulous, insisting that the pokémon who made the paint is a terrible little monster who can't be caught, and there's no way anyone would willingly live with such a creature. Ingo doesn't believe it either, having witnessed his brother's several failed attempts to catch it. Sure enough though, you whistle and shout "Grafaiai! Comere' baby!" and the little creature comes running in out of nowhere and leaps into your arms, crooning and making sweet little monkey noises as you kiss its little head and cuddle it. "There you are! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you, you little stinkpot! I missed you~ Yes I did~ Yes I did~"

Ingo is in complete disbelief that this is the same creature that's been running amok around the station for weeks and combating any attempts to capture it with utmost hostility. Emmet looks like he's going to have a stroke as he congratulates you on the reunion in a hollow voice. Ingo asks you what the pokémon is, remarking that he's never seen anything like it.

You giggle, and explain that "this little ball of mischief" is a pokémon called "Grafaiai". You explained how it's a poison and normal type pokémon native to the Paldea region, and it's known to be very moody and fastidious so they tend to live alone. But it's mostly known for its habit if painting its colorful and toxic saliva on trees and rocks as a way of marking territory and capturing prey. "Yeah this little guy has a mischievous streak, but he's also very sweet. I hope he didn't cause too much trouble for you both."

Emmet proceeds to laugh hysterically and walk away, probably to go have a mental breakdown somewhere. Leaving Ingo to explain to you how they'd been trying to capture your "sweet little baby" for weeks, because he kept painting on the walls and trains. "Yeah that sounds about right. He's a little menace, I wouldn't be shocked if he thought you both getting angry and chasing him was funny. Which of course would only encourage him to paint everything even more." The smug little grin the small primate gives Ingo confirms your suspicion that he was mostly doing everything on purpose.

At least now they don't have to clean up anymore graffiti.......Until you start dating the Submas, and now they have to deal with the mischievous little Grafaiai everyday. They love you though, and eventually Grafaiai grows on them. Now when Ingo cooks dinner, Grafaiai hangs out on his shoulder and Ingo sneaks him little pieces of food as he cooks. And Grafaiai will curl up on Emmet's lap if he's sitting on the couch as a way to get ear scritches.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #this ended up being WAY longer than i intended #pokémon #tl;dr awful little graffiti monke torments local train men for weeks and ends up introducing them to their future gf #ingo warmed up to grafaiai pretty quickly after learning more about it and finding out he actually quite likes to explore #emmet held more of a grudge but softened after one day he was sad about something and grafaiai brought him a bunch of sweets and berries #because grafaiai likes sweets and berries and they make him happy so he decided to bring some to emmet as if to say #'don't be sad i brought you treats! please eat them. 🥺' #it was obviously a very sweet gesture and it was the first time emmet realized that you were right about him being suprisingly sweet #he bonded more with him after that and now when he gets home from work grafaiai will bound up to him and scream until he pets him #pokémon scarlet and violet #grafaiai #submas #ingo #emmet #ingo and emmet

[cacaitos]

i feel a bit bad for saying it but at this point i cant feel any great emotion over That Fact of the BP author. like tbh yeah i feel differently than usual esp bc it was at at moment i could stilk be shocked abt it, and i feel similarly uncomfortable w nakamura and shimura than w others for whatever random reason. but empirically speaking i still have to ask the question of why would i be particularly disturbed of the fact that it exists itself when yk. Days Since Last Incident is smth im counting now lol.

#txt #i mean the secrecy part of the intent adds to it. esp for a story people say was 'suprisingly well done' in the og work but idk i havent #read it. and being a bit more dramatically shocking than me just going to mangago and clicking on an authors work randomly

[glitchypotato3000]

And what kind of brush do you use for drawing? ibis paint x. I just can't find her.

Nothing fancy, just the Brushes like hard pen,soft pen and airbrush :D

Dip pen bleed: Sketch

Dip Pen Hard:Lineart/Coloring

Dip pen Soft: Coloring

Pen fade: Shading textures/shadows/character.

Felt tip pen Hard: Coloring

felt tip pen soft: coloring

Airbrush normal: Soft shadows/hard shadows/lighting/Fx.

your welcome buddy :D

#glitchypotato3000 #glitchy ask #I use the default brushes in Ibispaint. #I do have fancy brushes but I rarely use them. maybe in illustrations. #suprisingly working on my concept arts I use the default brushes because they're easy and It's friendly to use

[shleemies]

Just did a T shot for the first time in years!! I was so brave!!! Used a bluey bandaid too :-)

#i started t in 2017 but after a few weeks i started having an allergic reaction to the cottonseed oil used in it #started getting it compounded with a grapeseed oil suspension and it was fine! until 2019 i moved cities #the new compounding pharmacy would only fill a 6 month supply. id previously been getting 2 month supplies. it was way more expensive #but i was able to get the 6 month supply #2 or so weeks in. the vial fucking fell and shattered. T is majorly regulated and i wasnt allowed a refill for 5 and a half months #when i was able to get back on T i opted for the topical and was on it for years #it was great it worked great #a couple of months ago though my ocd got extremely bad and the contamination aspect of the topical just got to be too much to deal with #so i stopped T for that reason and another reason i wont go into. not important or transition related but i had my reasons #tried to convince myself to start the topical again but when i tried i just got way too anxious wbout the contamination still soooo #i found out theres silicone sleeves online you can get for vials to prevent breakage if they fall so i got an appt with the clinic #told them about all my concerns and stuff #tried to get the pellet implant first but they said i have to go somewhere else for that #may or may not follow up on that #but they were able to prescribe me the sesame oil suspended T and stuff so i cant do shots again #reason i did compounding before was the sesame suspension was more expensive for me at that point #but now its way cheaper for me than the compounded T #so ya this is the context for why i wasnt doing shots for years but now am doing them again #suprisingly enough i had a needle phobia before starting T #but it subsided pretty quickly for the most part when i started and the needle aspect of it all was never a factor for stopping injections #just the price and risk of losing months of T in an instant #i dont have my silicone sleeve for the vial yet but its in the mail. rn my T is safe and sound in a jjk pencil bag :) #tw needles #just in case #didnt expect to write so much in the tags lol

[homosexual-fast-dancer]

:O Promo Hour Already? Yippee!

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