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rosemaryyuri · 2 days
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very quick edit i did of them because i refuse to believe they didn't also pull shit like this on the meteor
original under cut
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dirtyyoungthing · 1 day
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keys jingling, the door unlocks and opens. i hear your shoes hit the floor as you stomp through the house, your pace slowing as you find me in the living room. i’m coloring in that book you got me again, my feet kicking up and down slightly as i hum some pop song. you can see my cute printed underwear peeking out from under my short pink dress. i turn my head to look at you and smile that strawberry sweet way i know you love.
“hi dad!! how was your day?”
you huff and cross your arms. you’re in a bad mood. work must’ve been shitty. you look me over again, and it’s like i can see the idea light up behind your eyes. you step in front of me and sit on your haunches so you’re eye level with me.
“you wanna know how my day was baby?” you reach a hand forward and stick your thumb in my mouth as you cradle my chin with the rest of your hand. i nod a yes as i suck your thumb and smile. “you really wanna know? every dirty little detail?” i nod again excitedly. i love you. i love hearing about your day. you move to sit down fully on the ground, your legs spread apart. “c’mere then.” you take your thumb out of my mouth and smear the saliva over my lips before snatching a bit of my hair in your big strong hand, pulling me closer. i have to crawl on my hands and knees, like the baby i am.
once you have me close enough you unzip your pants and slide them down past your hips, exposing your underwear to me. “you wanna know how dad’s day was, sweetheart?”
you press my face suddenly to the crotch of your underwear and startle me so badly i yelp. i try to catch my breath, but my face is pressed so deeply into your crotch that i can’t get a bit of fresh air. i can only smell the musk and sweat of your cock through your boxers. i try to pull away, to properly breathe, but you hold me there.
“that’s right baby. struggle all you want, you’re not goin’ anywhere.” i whine and try to suck in another breath. “heh, thaaaat’s it. breathe deep, sweetheart. good girl.”
you take your cock fully out of your boxers and hold the shaft in your hand as you nuzzle my face into your balls. you groan as you start to jerk yourself off. “clean me up, babygirl. my day was so. fuckin’. long. and you’re gonna be a good little girl for dad and clean him up.”
“d-dad—!” you shut me up by slapping my cheek.
“put that fuckin’ mouth of yours to use, young lady.”
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Val would paint a portrait of Vox with a striped sweater (suspend your disbelief that Val would ever paint a clothed portrait ok) and Vox would notice but say nothing about it
FFFF Vox would yell out to Val if he’d seen his red sweater and Val would throw it over like “THIS ONE WITH THE STRIPES?” and Vox would yell back “FUCKING?! STRIPES???!?! JESUS VAL yeah this is the one”
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I'M GONNA CRYYY THIS IS GREAT turning my whole suffering at this situation into an actual scenario with the characters
(I'm gonna maintag this so context is here and here, basically people KEEP TRYING to tell me the knitting pattern on vox's turtleneck are coloured stripes instead of texture.)
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greasydoghole · 7 hours
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Fine i'll reveal myself to the horrific panopticon they call "The Internet" but they better start cranking it nasty to me or else
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vesselvindicate · 4 months
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occudo · 1 month
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Lonely Knight Seer Mage Pining Hours
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demobatman · 10 months
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a little late but in honor of the one year anniversary of volume 2 i redrew the first drawing i ever posted 😋😋
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blebo-blorp · 6 months
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so i’m tryina watch youtube right. and i get this video recommended to me about some roblox horror game. so this guy is going off about how this game is about child abuse and murder and whatnot, but the whole time i can’t take it seriously bc the thumbnail. tje fuckeing thimbnail.
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ITS FUCKING JERMA.
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WHAT TJEB FUCKE.
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emdeerm · 4 months
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I'm a Grandpa? Again?!
My brain got away from me. srry
This might be a horrible, horrible idea that will have so many butterfly and directs effects on the DC canon that I know nothing about but...
Consider this: Bruce is Danny's clone/test-tube baby.
Danny has lived for many, many years and somewhere along the lines, he got his DNA stolen again (in his human form mind you) by someone and they made a clone/baby (most likely cause the child would destabilise without more DNA. Human Danny is just 1/3 of the DNA he has). Maybe the League and Ra's is responsible. Maybe some other party I have no knowledge about. Maybe it was GIW. But it happens.
Anyway, whoever succeeded, had some intentions with the clone if it had powers. He did not. Was a failure and was dumped as a 3yo in Gotham. Tom and Martha Wayne found him and adopted the child.
Now, Danny doesn't know it. He just goes around, living his best life with his partner/(s), works somewhere new every 5-6 years or so, trying out new professions when he wants. When his DNA got yonked, he was a practicing cook. By the time Batman is old enough with all his kids he is a doctor or something.
Let's throw in the Ghost King for fun. Love the trope. Could be just him being a super strong and respected Ghost in the Realms who helps himself to Pariah's treasury. Not like the guy needed it anyway.
So, YEARS pass. All parties are unaware. Meta human protection happens. Ecto Acts get ruled out automatically by the Government somewhere in a list of all stuff that change. The Ghosts haven't been sighted for over 30 years. The Government disbanded GIW wven esrlier just cause they were a moneh draining leach. The JL didn't even pay that much attention honestly (let's say Batman wasn't there for some reason to check the final copy), just one more thing that changed for the better in their eyes.
So, Danny and his kind are now legally in the clear. Does he so something with it? Well, not much. Just uses his powers more freely. His rogues don't find the Living Realm all that interesting now and just come to Phantom to play. Except Sculker. That ass is still unbearable.
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I got sidetracked from my original idea. Anyway-
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Damian in school has to do the ancestory assignment. And finds out that he has a weird relation to this Random DudeTM. (Maybe Tom's and Martha's DNA was indeed used in the process of creation. Who knows, maybe it was their doing all along in the name of Doctor Science. Idk. All options are fun) Came out of nowhere. The relation is unclear too.
That gets brought up to Father. Father is surprised. Investigation happens.
The Bats are flabbergasted by the results.
Danny gets the news that he is a surprise Granpa again (Dani was the first one to come with a grandchild out of nowhere. Adopted. You know what? Let it be Cass. Let her have a traveling super mom).
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rapidhighway · 2 months
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what are they listening to idk
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panrao · 7 months
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After already appearing out of no where for no good reason at all, he also needs to bully everyone who even looks at Luffy the wrong way
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veveisveryuncool · 9 months
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what happens when you find a forgotten world of people that looked like you?
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tanglepelt · 14 days
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Dp x dc
The one where Danny is perfect balance. He only has ecto levels when transformed. And doesn’t have any human dna as phantom.
Useful for hiding.
Bad when the anti ecto acts pass and the Giw begin to collect any contaminated citizen. Bigger problem when Danny is the only amity Parker not contaminated.
The GIW had announced they will begin decontamination on the citizens. Danny was held for a while but never showed any signs of contamination.
This leading to Danny being placed in the custody of some unsuspecting outsider.
It’s definitely a coincidence that the new city Danny has been forcefully moved to suddenly has the appearance of phantom. The GIW most wanted.
Definitely not a cause for concern when phantom starts hunting down villians and heros alike trying to convince anyone the GIW is conducting experiments on the contaminated. Not trying to cleanse them like they claimed.
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inkskinned · 1 year
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the rise of AI art isn't surprising to us. for our entire lives, the attitude towards our skills has always been - that's not a real thing. it has been consistently, repeatedly devalued.
people treat art - all forms of it - as if it could exist by accident, by rote. they don't understand how much art is in the world. someone designed your home. someone designed the sign inside of your local grocery store. when you quote a character or line from something in media, that's a line a real person wrote.
"i could do that." sure, but you didn't. there's this joke where a plumber comes over to a house and twists a single knob. charges the guy 10k. the guy, furious, asks how the hell the bill is so high. the plumber says - "turning the knob was a dollar. the knowledge is the rest of the money."
the trouble is that nobody believes artists have knowledge. that we actively study. that we work hard, beyond doing our scales and occasionally writing a poem. the trouble is that unless you are already framed in a museum or have a book on a shelf or some kind of product, you aren't really an artist. hell, because of where i post my work, i'll never be considered a poet.
the thing that makes you an artist is choice. the thing that makes all art is choice. AI art is the fetid belief that art is instead an equation. that it must answer a specific question. Even with machine learning, AI cannot make a choice the way we can - because the choices we make have always been personal, complicated. our skills cannot be confined to "prompt and execution." what we are "solving" isn't just a system of numbers - it is how we process our entire existence. it isn't just "2 and 2 is 4", it's staring hard at the numbers and making the four into an alligator. it's rearranging the letters to say ow and it is the ugly drawing we make in the margin.
at some point, you will be able to write something by feeding my work into a machine. it will be perfectly legible and even might sound like me. but a machine doesn't understand why i do these things. it can be taught preferences, habits, statistical probability. it doesn't know why certain vowels sound good to me. it doesn't know the private rules i keep. it doesn't know how to keep evolving.
"but i want something to exist that doesn't exist yet." great. i'm glad you feel creative. go ahead and pay a fucking artist for it.
this is all saying something we all already knew. the sad fucking truth: we have to die to remind you. only when we're gone do we suddenly finally fucking mean something to you. artists are not replicable. we each genuinely have a skill, talent, and process that makes us unique. and there's actual quiet power in everything we do.
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dilutedbeanibeans · 7 months
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tonaegiri · 10 months
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🔑.
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