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I challenged myself to write a 200 word story and this is the abomination I came up with.

Warnings: sexy turtle

I laid down on the sofa. Tom the Turtle stared into my eyes like they were jars of peanut butter.

"I fucking love peanut butter," the turtle moaned. His goddamn shell was covered in nutty shit.

"Fuck yeah," I replied. Honestly, turtles were kind of cool.

"Actually, I wish I was a tortoise," Tom lamented.

In a way, I agreed. If only Tom was covered in tortoise bitches.

Tom shook his head. "Never mind. I accept who I am. I'm a turtle and that's okay."

Footsteps on cold tiles alerted us. An older man in a sterile white coat broke into my living room.

"Tom, you are terminally turtle."

"Hmm," Tom ejaculated.

It was true. Tom had a shell and webbed toes. It was too much for me to take in.

I swayed and I twerked. I blacked out with my last sight being the turtle I so cherished.

When I awoke, Tom's turtle face was in my face.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"Y-yes, thanks to you…"

I stroked his peanut buttered shell. The substance sticked to my hand erotically like toothpaste.

"You may touch my turtle ass once," Tom said.

"Word," I replied, filling the word count quota.

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