Susan was sensible. It was, she knew, a major character flaw. It did not make you popular, or cheerful, and--this seemed to her to be the most unfair bit--it didn't even make you right.
Susan Sto Helit is Death’s granddaughter. She frequently has to solve a bunch of problems that have been occurring because, for whatever reason, Death decided to take a little vacay. I used Michelle Dockery’s likeness because she played Susan in my favorite holiday film, the Hogfather. Here is Susan wielding deaths second favorite weapon.
Death: belief and hope are pointless and justice is made up
Also death: I saved hogswatch just because. no real reason. still literally heartless I swear. pls be nice to me susan. u can keep the rat. I love u. u can play my ribs like a xylophone if u want
"Just a minute," said Lobsang. "Who are you? Time has stopped, the world is given over to...fairy tales and monsters, and there's a schoolteacher running around?"
"Best kind of person to have," said Susan. "We don't like silliness. Anyway, I told you...I've inherited certain talents."
"Like living outside time?"
"That's one of them."
"It's a weird talent for a schoolteacher!"
"Good for grading papers, though," said Susan, calmly.