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it’s my last day :)

#susans adventures in petsitting #music rec #Spotify

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Just a whole ass carrot on this customers step

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Lol wait I just remembered the time at my old job (dog daycare) when a dog attacked a customer and my boss refused to kick him out of the program, and then lo and behold the dog attacked me next and left an insane bite mark on my shoulder (was going for my neck), and how I spent the next two months wearing exclusively tank tops so that my boss would be forced to look at the scar and remember how fucking stupid she was for not kicking the dog out of program lol. Anyways wonder why my boss didn’t like me

#just kidding she actually liked me quite a bit until she started thinking that i was staging a mass walkout with all of the other employees #Which I was and did so can’t blame her for that #But yeah that was fucking wild #susans adventures in petsitting #kinda

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Ugh people keep asking me what i’m going to do after i finish dog walking and it’s like first of all i don’t even know when my boss is going to free me from this shit yet so let’s not get ahead of ourselves and secondly I’m going to dye my hair grey and take acid and sell knick-knacks by the beach for the rest of my life. Obviously. 

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Officially in the “Fuck are you gonna do??? Fire me?????” era of my job

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I say this with like 60% certainty but i think this Friday is my last real day at this job and then im just like on call for backup for the next two weeks. Which like great ill take it

#but only 60% sure bc my boss talks in fucking riddles #susans adventures in petsitting #god i cannot wait to retire that tag

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Lmao so i have to work that wedding in 3 hours and contrary to normal wedding dog handling procedure i think they want me to literally stand up there with the dog while they get married??? And like first off that should be someone in the wedding party’s job (normally i’m just like bringing the dog to the venue and taking care of it behind the scenes) and secondly I am not gonna look “wedding party” nice today Lmfao I could not do that if i tried. You know that scene in bbc Sherlock where Benny c is like “I do not have room in my brain for planets” well that is me and general hair/makeup. So yes what im saying is Apologies to the bride and groom My bad

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Omfg did I tell you guys that i got conned into dog handling solo at a wedding this weekend. German shorthaired pointer who will be wearing a suit and he’s apparently supposed to just run down the aisle towards the bride and groom lol. What could possibly go wrong 

#do you want to hear my biggest piece of life advice #it’s Don’t have your dog involved in your wedding lol #susans adventures in petsitting

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The fact that i drive between 3-5 hours every day for work and don’t get paid for gas or time spent travelling. Have i mentioned yet today that my job is literally dropkicking me into madness

#as you can tell im not handling my end date getting pushed back very well lmao #god i’m just so fucking tired of it i wish i’d never come back to this job #susans adventures in petsitting

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Omg stfu one of my favorite customers (this basset hound who literally hates to walk 😭) is moving away and his mom gave me this book 😭😭😭😭

#IM CRYYYYINGGGG AND GONNA PUT IT NEXT TO MY COPY OF THE HALLOWEENIE 😭😭😭 #susans adventures in petsitting

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Just had a 101 Dalmatians moment at work except instead of falling into a pond this guy almost hit me with his bike and instead of falling in love my golden retriever just tried to kill his golden retriever

#dead fuckin romantic #susans adventures in petsitting

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Was thinking about how much i wanted to wear my grey McLaren hat to the f1 race this weekend but i can’t bc a work chinchilla tore the M off the logo and then i realized that i never showed u guys that video. So here enjoy

#you can tell this video is like 2 months old bc im wearing multiple sweatshirts #but yeah still cannot belieb #the audacity of some chinchillas smh #susans adventures in petsitting

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God someday I’ll tell y’all the story of why i finally quit this job but honestly it was literally such a fucking traumatizing event that i feel bad subjecting anyone to it

#it honestly sent me into a full-blown mental breakdown two months ago that i’m still trying to pull myself out of #but yeah just seriously a nightmare situation that ended in a worst case scenario and i wish i could put it behind me but honestly don’t - #think that’s going to happen until im finally out of this job #anyways 24 days 10 hours #susans adventures in petsitting

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Me and my only other reliable coworker when we both hand in our end-of-july resignation letters

#Fr godspeed to them all 🙏 #susans adventures in petsitting

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This is fine

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Always makes me laugh when i have to give a work dog a treat before he gets his breakfast. Like yes let’s start the morning off right…. WITH DESSERT!!!

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