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gurggggleburgle · 2 days
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Incredibly hot take concept but ya know potentially maybe Pearless Cucumber wasn't really that renowned in the fandom. Saying this because A) it's funny and B) both Airplane and Cucumber are prone to wild hyperbolic exaggeration and dramatics and we only have their word to go off. Like fully consider what we see in the airplane special.
Airplane is specifically reading a forum thread and peerless Cucumber appears. Makes his rant. And virtually nobody addresses the rant outside of damn that's a lot of words. Not even op. If anything he's ignored despite the expert tag. Like nobody is making jokes about it being one of his famous rants. It's basically crickets.
If our boy was fandom famous that would not be the response. If anything... it speaks to him being DEEPLY UNPOPULAR. Like ignore dni. He's not part of the discussion. If anything it kinda seems like people are talking around him.
And you might be like ok but he must be some level of notoriety since Airplane knows him. Yeah cuz man has paying his bills and he sees the statement and every month along with the 8 pages of comments he leaves a day. For potentially 3 years.
What I'm saying is... our baby boy Shen Yuan might be bigger loser than first thought. Because do you know how bad it is to be the most online and unliked on a server or forum. It's sad. He's not even a mod. At best he's the guy people make jokes about living there.
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rinonline · 1 day
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Since the other one is doing well I think I should post my other Shang Qinghua edits
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misto713 · 13 hours
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Scumbag System in a Nutshell
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Luo Clinghe
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marshymeds · 8 months
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Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels
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kangturu07 · 1 month
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Something went wrong with the System...
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Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.
Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.
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spottedgardeneelstan · 8 months
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me too bingmei…
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r-aindr0p · 8 months
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Green thing
He's a bit wonky looking and poorly painted since It's more or less the first time I use clay to make lil' guys but I think he still came out fun looking in the end !
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cherruni · 8 months
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binghe core
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hallwyeoo · 1 year
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Hi hello Shen Yuan is ABSOLUTELY incredibly pretentious about art but also is weirdly enlightened about it and this 100000% helped him bullshit when he transmigrated. He is the exact mf to suffer through some ancient dudes memoir just to fucking eviscerate it publicly. Everyone who was sus of him immediately backs down because there’s NO WAY that’s not the Qing jing peak lord, no one else has such a scathing tongue.
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gurggggleburgle · 4 months
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Honestly mobei-jun must be so smug about how great a husband he has compared to Bingqiu. Like Binghe has to do all this paperwork and man the house and sure he likes it but like his husband is just spoiled and doesn't even do anything but look really cute and give him kisses.
NOW HIS HUSBAND does all his paperwork and runs his kingdom while spoiling Mobei-Jun rotten. Man hasn't done legislation in years. Yes he's a trophy husband but unlike those guys he's got the very important job of being scary and powerful so everyone listens to his adorable little rat man. That's so much more impressive than just giving love and affection. He gives his husband prestige and status. They're the power couple of the century. Look how deep the circles under his husband's eyes are. Isn't he sexy???? Here husband I stamped all your new laws with my important seal. I killed enemies in cold blood. I'm super impressive right? Way better than those two idiots. I even made more work for you by killing this advisor you hate.
Qinghua who got kicked out of bed when Mobei-Jun turned in his sleep last night and hasn't been able to bathe or take a break because he's filling the void left by the dead advisor: 🫠 my king
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rinonline · 3 days
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Forgot I made this gem
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misto713 · 1 day
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Shen Qingqiu mood
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nanocados · 25 days
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Top 10 worst babysitters (LQG almost threw binghe in the trash)
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kangturu07 · 4 months
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JiuJiuJiu eating tanghulu
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Just some silly doodle bcs twt acc hit 999
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Concept: after Shang Qinghua lost his original draft, he said fuck it and wrote progressively worse and worse gibberish content for Proud Immortal Demon Way just to enjoy watching his favorite anti-fan, Peerless Cucumber, loose his shit.
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