#svsss shitposting

[lovefrombegonia]

Shen Jiu: why are we not married yet?

Yue Qingyuan: I...I did propose to you but you said no--

Shen Jiu: You couldn't ask me again?!

Yue Qingyuan: *on the verge of tears* XIAO JIUUU!!!!! 😭😭😭

Shen Jiu: *already thinking of sewing Qi-ge's wedding attire*

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New CQMS disciples: I thought they were already married??

#qijiu #qijiu shenanigans #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #svsss shitposting #incorrect quotes

[elegant-fan-twirl]

Hot take but a lot of Bingliushen is just Bingliu. Shen Qingqiu's taking a break. He deserves it tbh.

#svsss #svsss shitposting #bingliushen #bingliu

[bonesblubs]

#art tag #svsss #shang qinghua #this is the vibe #shitposting hours

[marshymeds]

Im sick with covid again and in my fever fueled delirium Ive found motivation for shitpost reels

#svsss #scum villain #scum villian self saving system #mxtx #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #moshang #bingqiu #svsss shitpost #svsss fanart

[kangturu07]

Something went wrong with the System...

#人渣反派自救系统 #svsss #doodle #art #svsss shitpost #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #comic #mxtx #jiuyuan #scumcum

[gurggggleburgle]

Honestly mobei-jun must be so smug about how great a husband he has compared to Bingqiu. Like Binghe has to do all this paperwork and man the house and sure he likes it but like his husband is just spoiled and doesn't even do anything but look really cute and give him kisses.

NOW HIS HUSBAND does all his paperwork and runs his kingdom while spoiling Mobei-Jun rotten. Man hasn't done legislation in years. Yes he's a trophy husband but unlike those guys he's got the very important job of being scary and powerful so everyone listens to his adorable little rat man. That's so much more impressive than just giving love and affection. He gives his husband prestige and status. They're the power couple of the century. Look how deep the circles under his husband's eyes are. Isn't he sexy???? Here husband I stamped all your new laws with my important seal. I killed enemies in cold blood. I'm super impressive right? Way better than those two idiots. I even made more work for you by killing this advisor you hate.

Qinghua who got kicked out of bed when Mobei-Jun turned in his sleep last night and hasn't been able to bathe or take a break because he's filling the void left by the dead advisor: 🫠 my king

#svsss #scumbag system #svsss shitpost #bingqiu #moshang #Mobei-Jun #shang qinghua #scum villain self saving system #officer theyre in love #Mobei-Jun hasn't had to think for years and he loves it

[reipx]

I saw this and instantly thought of them

#cumplane #svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #i have an entire list of memes and shitpost on my main blog are tagged with these too #I think about them WAY too much #anyways happy Sunday

[bishy437]

im so srory

#do Not give sha hualing a gun bingge what were u thinking #this is officially the worst thing ive ever made on here im so sorry #something about svsss brings out the degenerate in me #mafia au i guess lmao?? #svsss #scum villian self saving system #moshang #luo binghe #sha hualing #tunglr please don’t nuke this post 🙏😭 #shitpost #mine

[thesirencat]

Yqy has a lot of regrets...

#svsss #yue qingyuan #shitpost

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

#peerless cucumber is a fandom onto himself #shen yuan is the fandom feral sewer rat #shen yuan probably wrote just as much hate mail as airplane wrote for the novel #I just think it’d be humorous if airplane and cucumber are like synonymous with each other #like you can’t talk about pidw without cucumber being brought up too #it’s honestly pretty telling that Shang Qinghua knew who peerless cucumber was #he’s so famous for anti fanning that the author knows his name #svsss shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #mxtx svsss #svsss #svsss fanfiction #svsss fic #svsss shitpost #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #scumbag villain #pidw #peerless cucumber #airplane shooting towards the sky #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[spottedgardeneelstan]

me too bingmei…

#svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #implied #svsss fanart #svsss shitpost #i also want to nurse sqq back to health

[lovefrombegonia]

Why am I randomly thinking about Yue Qingyuan dancing to Lana Del Rey's Brooklyn Baby 🧍🏻‍♀️

#i need an intervention #yue qingyuan #svsss shitposting #saya rambles. #i love that song tho #svsss

[elegant-fan-twirl]

I don't have time for a proper ramble on this issue, but like. Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan) behaves differently around different people and that's why different SQQ ships have such WILDLY different vibes. And I may kvetch a little about how sometimes we lose sight of the fact that's he's still the same loser inside, but like, it's valid. You know what I mean, right? There's no standard "Shen Yuan in a relationship".

Binghe gets the doting sajiao boyfriend in the end of course, but take Liushen--SQQ teases and flirts and play-acts this easy submission to big manly hero LQG and not even complaining when LQG kicks down doors, which must have been so jarring after Shen Jiu.

YQY gets this fondness beam from a respectful distance combined with a kind of smugness about knowing he's the sect leader's sugarbaby favourite shidi.

ZZL sees this cool dude, stubborn and enduring and a bit weird, but also a kind of a romantic ideal for his devotion to Binghe.

GYX is absolutely seeing him as a kind, weeping maiden, change my mind. To Gongyi Xiao, Master Shen is a delicate and sweet damsel in distress and badly in need of a knight in shining armour. I apologize for breaking my own rule about not overly feminizing SQQ but facts are facts.

And then there's fucking Cumplane.

CUMPLANE.

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #svsss shitposting

[bonesblubs]

Whenever I think of liushen I think of this

#art tag #svsss #this one is just scribbles but #shitposting hours

[maddycheyenne]

idk what i’m gonna do when i read the extras and i’m officially done

#shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #svsss #svsss fanart #shitpost #they’re so unserious

[kangturu07]

JiuJiuJiu eating tanghulu

Just some silly doodle bcs twt acc hit 999

#doodle #art #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #shen qingqiu #svsss shitpost #shen jiu #illustration #scumbag system