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star-wars-shitposts · 4 months

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someone had to teach the clones sex ed and our options are aliens, space monks, and some bounty hunters who were game to cut ties with friends and family for 10 years with no explanation (excellent at healthy relationships)

#star wars #the clone wars #tcw #star wars the clone wars #star wars shitpost #star wars tcw #star wars tbb #star wars: the clone wars #star wars prequels #sw prequels #attack of the clones #kamino #mandalorians #the bad batch #tbb #star wars: the bad batch #sw the bad batch #sw tbb

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snawleyy · 3 months

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togruta are carnivores and have cool teeth

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jaguarys · 5 months

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I think the best thing is you can analyze Anakin Skywalker in any infinite number of ways, but the minute you try to make him anything less than irrevocably off his rocker you've failed

#he's gotta be teetering on the edge of a full blown screaming crying breakdown at all times yaknow #anyways. we know this but i still gotta yell about it #fandom: star wars #type: shitpost #star wars #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #darth vader #sw #star wars anakin #vader #sw prequels #sw meme

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linferry · 2 years

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Pick up, Qui Gon... P I C K U P . . .

#so I watched Kenobi and that's all I could think about for like a week #took him long enough #guys I can't stop thinking about prequels my brain is highjacked #and the funny thing is I am quite against having SW as a world in KH but if they chose PREQUELS #which they won't come on #but if they DID then ooooooooh I would just thrust Sora into Anakin's arms #no Vader only healing #hnnnnnnnnnnnn #got so many serious wips and I keep shitposting am I even surprised #star wars #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #kenobi spoilers #kind of #lin draws

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jedi-enthusiast · 10 months

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Obi-Wan: *clearly a bit anxious and on-edge* Mace: *long sigh* Dooku: Is it that time again? Mace: I believe so. ... Mace and Dooku: *start bickering about each other's taste in tea, among other things* Obi-Wan: :)

#I am once again shitposting for my fics #chapter 3 of mitptt in a nutshell #star wars #sw prequels #ao3 fanfic #fanfic #pro jedi #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #yan dooku #count dooku

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susanoosama01 · 20 days

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Obi-Wan is both a MILF and a DILF.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #shitpost #incorrect #sw #clone wars #testing what people think on this because I said it in the Dinluke server the other day and was surprised some folks agreed with it #in my head his masculine and feminine energies are both soooo high!#you have all the ships #obimaul codywan obikin obitine obidala bailwan quinwan even hondowan obitress ...#and it all WORKS somehow #obiwan #tcw #star wars prequels #star wars sequel trilogy

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lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run · 15 days

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George “graphic design is my passion” Lucas

the way they spelled ani oh my god

#sw rebels #clone wars series #the bad batch #star wars rebels #ahsoka #tbb #star wars the clone wars #star wars #star wars ahsoka #star wars prequels #star wars shitpost #star wars tbb #snips and skyguy #anakin skywalker #animation #comic sans #obiwan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #obi wan and anakin

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acurlysapphic · 6 months

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I’m sick so taking the time to sit down with my newly acquired copy of the ROTS novelization. I have never read it before. Think I’m gonna live react.

#star wars #star wars anakin #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #rots #sw rots #revenge of the sith #sw anakin #star wars shitpost

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clonedadplo · 1 year

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So. I'd just like to start with I'm sorry. ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

I saw this series of shit posts and literally could not help myself from shit posting as well. Just. I'm sorry.

More on this tomorrow because my sister's reaction to this song was hysterical.

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neurofluo-rescent · 1 year

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Mmmm star wars

#star wars #sw #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #luke skywalker #leia organa #han solo #star wars shitpost #shitpost

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talleryn · 1 year

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Ok so bear with me here but what if Darth Vader lived right. What if he lived at the end of rotj. And he’s able to get proper medical care (since the emperor was clearly just leaving him half dead so he’d be less of a threat) and so he doesn’t need the suit to breathe anymore, he’s probably got mechanical insides like fennec shand. Anyway. He’s back to being Anakin. And clearly it’s gonna be a tough emotional journey for everyone but eventually he manages to have a healthy relationship with his kids, mourn properly for everyone he’s lost over the years, and settle back into the snips/skyguy dynamic with Ahsoka. He even reconnects with Rex. And he and Han share tips about piloting and he’s there to see the birth of his grandson and jfnskdhksmxnjsndhsjsbxjxnx idk that idea just gets me. And ik it couldn’t have happened but still. What if, y’know?

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star-wars-shitposts · 4 months

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finding out the clones were 10 years old at the start of the clone wars was so crazy to me. they couldn’t have been at the club. that’s probably why they were fighting a war instead

#star wars #star wars shitpost #tcw #the clone wars #star wars tcw #star wars tbb #star wars the clone wars #sw tcw #tbb #the bad batch #star wars: the bad batch #star wars: the clone wars #sw tbb #sw the clone wars #sw the bad batch #sw prequels #star wars prequels

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ohfallingdisco · 1 year

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Ranking the last 5 Star Wars characters I saw on tumblr based on their taste in literature

is this the best or worst thing i’ve ever posted?

ezra bridger: 4/10. Atrocious. has looked up out of curiosity whether fic exists about every rebel he knows and giggled. also browses magazines by the cash register. he would appreciate found family though so there’s that

anakin skywalker: solid 6/10, not the biggest fan of reading but he does tend to rent out action/romance/heist 800-pagers whenever they come into stock at the Jedi library. taken down a notch because he probably texts about his fav fics to his wife a lot and gets grumpy when people interrupt him

cal kestis: 8/10, probably into like junk store dime novels and insanely random stuff the other scrappers would lend him but i imagine he would really like the space equivalent of sherlock holmes after someone let him borrow their copy, so his taste is eclectic and varied with a dash of sad cool adult man crime solver. this does not mean he acquired those skills

darth maul: 4/10. reads poetry and classics like moby dick or crime and punishment with his spider legs folded in like a robot in the corner of his emo-postered room. what is he even doing

mara jade: 2/10. therapists everywhere are shocked at how many 600-page books from the same angsty found family fantasy series are tossed up on her shelf <3

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jaguarys · 11 months

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The absolute humiliation that comes with one of your favorite Star Wars characters being Dooku. Yeah sure man. Yeah my favorite morally gray ex-Jedi is named fucking Dooku. Sure. My other favorite Jedi is Penis Cockus

#personal #sorry for this in advance #is this fucking anything #star wars #dooku #sw shitpost #star wars shitpost #star wars prequels #count dooku #master dooku #dooku jedi lost #disaster lineage #qui gon jinn #fandom: star wars #type: shitpost

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guinevereslancelot · 1 year

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#sorry to shitpost i should have made this post yesterday #star wars meme #sw humor #this has been a shitpost #my brother just constantly quotes palpatine and now im doing it palpatine quotes live rent free in my brain this is only funny to me sorry #sw prequels

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jedi-enthusiast · 9 months

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Obi-Wan: *has literally gone through so much trauma on Melida/Daan* The Force: Let's fuck him up some more!

#to be fair #Obi-Wan was literally dying and the Force didn't exactly *mean* to fuck him up #it just kind of happened when it brought him back to life #and yes I'm shitposting for my fic again #star wars #sw prequels #obi wan kenobi #ao3 fanfic #fanfic

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