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moemammon · 3 hours ago
Alright so my request is angsty-ish. Mc is engaged to someone else when they move for the exchange program and stays faithful during their entire stay, so maybe hcs on how the brothers react to a taken MC who (if they even try to advance) actively avoids romantic situations with them, and maybe a little bonus of them reuniting with their lover smittened.
I tried to request this before but all my asks get eaten so I just wanted to make sure it got through
"What Do You Mean You're Already Taken?!" (Feat the Demon Bros and GN!MC)
(Hell yeah angst time heheHEH >:))
Lucifer
Can you even imagine how Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride, reacted when his obvious advances toward you were always awkwardly brushed off? No matter what he tried, no matter how perfectly romantic the situation, he could never coax you into accepting his affections.
And he soon found out why, when you finally admitted that you were taken by another.
He can't remember the last time he's felt pain like this. He'd finally found someone he could be... vulnerable with. Someone he could open himself up to, who wouldn't see him in a different light as a result.
But to know that no matter what, he'll never be able to have you? It's a worse punishment than he could've imagined himself. He can't do anything but accept it, and you'll soon find that his advances come to a complete vault.
He's a little colder to you, but that's only because he's trying to relearn how to feel about your presence. He asks that you give him some time alone, for a few days. He'll be busy in his office in the time being.
Mammon
God, he's crushed. Mammon... was always aiming to be your first everything. Guess someone beat him to the punch before he could do anything to stop it. It takes everything in him not to accuse you of pulling his leg.
But you can't be serious... right? You're saying that no matter what he does or how strongly he feels, he can never have you? He won't get to hold you against him? He'll never be able to kiss you? To pull you under his sheets so you can sleep your worries away? Never be able to tell you just how much he loves you, more than any material possession in this entire world...?
But... why couldn't you just choose him..?
Mammon doesn't get it. He feels like he's always getting the short end of the bargain no matter what he tries. He knew the stakes were high when he started pining for you. You're... YOU! Perfect, amazing, lovable you... who will never be his.
These days he's barely home. You guys are still 'friends', but sometimes you can't tell if he's teasing you or actually being mean. He can't even stand being around you for too long, because his damned heart starts pounding until it hurts. He'd rather gamble the nights away than to have to deal with that.
Levi
Of course you're taken... it's not like he could've expected otherwise. Someone as great as you wouldn't look good standing with a gross otaku...
Jokes aside, Levi's heart has just shattered into a million pieces. You were his one! The one he dreamed about! The one he wanted to be around, despite his crippling social anxiety!
You got him... No, you REALLY got him. He didn't have to put up any walls when he was with you. He knew you liked him for who he was, and that you weren't secretly making fun of him when he wasn't around.
And... you two actually enjoyed one another's company! You shared so many laughs, so many days together, and just when he thought he'd gathered the courage to ask you to be his, you told him that you were taken.
He'll get over it. He's used to being disappointed, after all. Just don't mind him while he spends the next two weeks holed up in his room. If you need something, do you might just writing a note and slipping it under his door? He can't bear to look at his phone, since it's full of pictures of you.
Satan
Satan didn't mean to cause an outburst like that. He never meant to scare you. But when he realized that all this time spent falling deeper, and hopelessly in love with you, was all for naught? He didn't know how to react.
So many new, strange feelings rushed into him at once, until it all exploded in a fit of rage. Was it really anger? Or was it sorrow so strong that it could've been mistaken as such? He couldn't tell, because he's never felt this way before.
His room had been completely destroyed, many precious books lost to the unstoppable force that was his angry release. And when it subsided he was left feeling empty and lost... scared, even.
Would you think differently of him now? Would he think differently of YOU now? Could this... odd, sick, twisted relationship of yours be mended..? He didn't even know if he had the strength to attempt it.
So he isolates himself from you, spending a great deal of time repairing the damage done to his room. And when that's been finished, he's reading like his life depends on it. In the world of books, he can forget about real life entirely. Is it silly for him to imagine that maybe, some day, everything will work out like in a lighthearted fairytale?
Asmo
So you have a partner? Polygamy is fine too! Or so he thought, until you emphasized that you were loyal to your one and only partner. Meaning.. Asmo wasn't invited to the party.
Now, the Avatar of Lust wasn't exactly one who knew rejection. Sure he got a few 'no's here and there, but those little flings meant nothing and had no weight on his heart.
But you? You... were everything he didn't know he needed. Asmo knew he was beautiful and alluring, but you knew there was more to him than that. And you sought to bring those parts of him out into the light! He could only dream of showing his true self to you and you alone.
Asmodeus felt so secure with you, like the mask he'd been wearing for millennia could finally come off. With you, he could just be himself, and he could never tell you just how much that really meant to him. But now his heart aches with a pain he's never felt before, and it hurts so much that he can't help but cry.
His devilgram followers have been seeing him a LOT more lately. So has all of the devildom, really. He's never home anymore, choosing to fill the void with temporary lovers instead. It isn't enough though, and it only makes the pain worse. But in the end, what more can he do? He doesn't understand what love is without you.
Beel
Beel loved you. More than he could understand. More than he could've known.
When the feeling first blossomed within him, he thought it was hunger. Instead, it was a burning desire for you and only you, twisting in his core and setting his heart on fire.
Beel didn't understand it, but he knew that when you were with him, he could breathe a little easier. He could forget about the gnawing hunter that clouded his thoughts. For once, he actually felt free of his sin.
And then, you told him about your significant ofter, and he’d never felt so hungry in his life. The pain was so strong he thought he might collapse from weakness right then and there. It hurt... he hated it...
To everyone's shock, Beel has begun losing his appetite more frequently, most often after catching a glimpse of you. That familiar pain would sprout within him again and make him grimace, and he could no longer find the desire to eat. Maybe he'd just take his meals to his room from now on..?
Belphie
Right... of course. A human like you would be partnered with a human. It was natural that you'd have relationships before your life in the devildom. Anyone would've known that. So... why the hell did it sting so much?
Belphie couldn't sleep. Every moment he closed his eyes, visions of your sweet smile, your wonderful laugh, the way your nose wrinkled when you ate something gross... all of it haunted him. He couldn't get you out of his head no matter what he tried.
And it was so much worse now that he knew you were taken. He wondered if this was a punishment for killing you, like the universe's way of judging him for his misdeeds, and the ages of hatred he held in his heart for humans. Why would fate allow him to be happily partnered to one?
Try as he might, this was one worry he couldn't sleep away. He could never get comfortable. He couldn't close his eyes without thinking about you. He didn't want this. He hated this feeling of self loathing and regret. Belphagor wanted you, more than he’d ever wanted anything.
Maybe... he could convince you to love him? Show you that his love was so, SO much more than what anyone else could offer? He’d remind you of all the times you two shared together. You're not scared, right? Good. That's the last thing he’d want, because he loves you.
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kaitycole · 7 hours ago
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saying the first ‘I love you’
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Summary: The OM boys saying the first ‘I love you’
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Plans the perfect moment and then says it
Asmodeus, Simeon, Diavolo
Says it off hand but is genuine
Belphegor, Solomon
Plans the perfect moment, but you end up saying it first
Lucifer, Satan
Too nervous and you say it first
Beelzebub, Barbatos
Texts it to you
Leviathan
Blurts it out loudly and in public
Mammon
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insect-empire · 14 hours ago
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Fly like a Spy Synopsis~
For anyone who missed the event or simply wishes to know what happened. 
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Spoilers Ahead~
We begin in a train car, with hazard lights flashing red all around us. Mammon, quickly established as the leader of the mission the MC is on, begins to yell and panic as he attempts to find a way off the train. After apologizing or telling him to chill out, they make it back to the base of operations where Lucifer is waiting for them. Mammon complains about the MC's lack of training, but Lucifer praises them for going on a tough mission and even invites them on a more important one at a later date.
Their conversation is interrupted, however, by the arrival of the other agents-- who, of course, introduce themselves. There’s Leviathan the genius hacker, Satan who’s in charge of gathering intel, Asmodeus the master of disguise, Beelzebub who’s the brawns, and Belphegor the infiltration specialist. After introductions, Lucifer informs us of a new important mission. A large resort is being constructed by the Three-Legged Crow Group, and it’s believed to be a cover-up for something much larger.
Because the state of the art technologies and securities that the group possesses, it’s decided that they have to infiltrate from the inside by getting close to the Vice President of the company, Diavolo. Lucifer, Mammon, and the MC are chosen to be Dia’s personal bodyguards, while the other agents are going to be scattered about the group trying to get as much intel as possible. Before they begin their mission, Mammon pulls the MC aside and informs them that they must pretend to not know the other agents if they ever come in contact with them, or else it will blow their covers.
The mission begins, they walk into the Three-Legged Crow Group’s building and Lucifer distributes mini, wireless headsets for them to use if they ever run into trouble. Diavolo and his secretary, Barbatos, appear before them. They promise to protect Dia from any harm that may come to him. Diavolo takes them with him on a run to meet with the owner of the land he is planning to build a resort on. though, he separates them into three cars, likely a tactic to avoid eavesdropping. This leads to Lucifer and the MC are in a car alone together, and they have a quiet moment where Lucifer commends the MC for all the hard work they have been doing and encourages them to keep it up. Which is strangely sweet.
Finally, they arrive on the property and the MC immediately attempts to gather intel. But, is shot down by Barbatos’s dismissive answer. Before the MC can dig themselves into a hole, Satan shows up posed as the owner’s lawyer. Satan expertly begins to inform Diavolo that his “employer” no longer wishes to sell his land to Dia because of suspicion that they are using the land for malicious intent. Despite how well conjured the lie is, Diavolo and Barbatos don’t give away any information and instead take their leave for the day.
A quick time skip is mentioned, they have been working on the mission for a few days at this point. However, they have infiltrated another agent, Asmo, who is posing as Diavolo’s new secretary. It is also revealed later when they are having lunch, that Beel now works in the cafeteria. He gives the MC a USB drive that contains information he gathered from gossiping employees and tells them to give it to Lucifer.
Lucifer immediately opens the information after Levi sends him the deciphered files. Inside is surveillance footage of Barbatos talking on the phone. The MC returns to work and accidentally bumps a janitor-- who is in fact, Belphie! He’s been working there for a few days and mentions patterns he’s noticed. He relays the pattern information to the MC and tells them to inform Lucifer.
Finally, the big final of the mission is announced. They are going to infiltrate Diavolo’s office after hours, using Levi’s excellent hacker skills to bypass security. This disheartens Levi, however, because he doesn’t want to do fieldwork, he just wants to stay in his room (laugh track). It begins, Levi immediately hacks into the security cameras and sets the footage on a loop so the guards will not see them coming. However, despite the attempt, the guards are headed their way. Mammon phones in Lucifer, panicking, but they decide to hide without Lucifer telling them to do so.
The guards just don’t seem to be going away, so Mammon in his wisdom decides to stealth attack them from behind. He manages to take them out somehow and ties them up. Levi proceeds to unlock the security on the door but instantly hits a snag. It’s much more complex than he originally thought. He manages to get the door open, but can only hold it for three minutes, so it’s up to the MC to run in and copy the information from Barb’s PC onto a USB in under three minutes.
The MC manages to get in, but the computer is password protected. The MC can either ask Levi for advice or try random passwords. It ends up being “Diavolo.” However, the MC only has 30 seconds to get out of the room once they’ve obtained the information, but they thankfully make it. Unfortunately, the alarms have been triggered. Lucifer yells for them to get to the roof where he’s waiting for them with a helicopter. But, an unforeseen event occurs! Levi has been captured by Diavolo and Barbatos!
They make a trade deal, Levi for the flash drive. Levi tries to sacrifice himself for the team, but Mammon stands firm on not leaving him behind. he concocts a plan where the MC fakes handing off the flash drive, but before they can grab it, Mammon shoves over Dia. He falls to the ground and gets into a fight with Barbatos. MC grabs Levi and makes their way to the helicopter, with Mammon in tow. They get away safely and with the information.
The team rejoices for a job well done, and we finally find out what the Three-Legged Crow Group wanted the land for. Turns out, there was an unusual energy source in the area, and they were planning on building an underground research facility to harness the energy source's abilities. But, because the information was now in the hands of the team's agency, Diavolo canceled the project and resigned from his position as Vice President of the company. but, plot twist! Diavolo and Barbatos are now hired at the agency and are working as proper team members. How nice!
Fly like a Spy event was available from 4/17/2021 through 4/28/2021.
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cloudsofclan · 23 hours ago
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So I was very drunk last night but I still did all my daily missions I'm proud
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sevensins-stuff · 23 hours ago
#14 with Satan pls 🥺🥰
14.  “Don’t you dare just walk away right now!”
"I hate it when you do this." Their eyes were tired and their body was weak. The last thing they wanted to do was go along with his silly plans, but he just couldn't take no for an answer.
"Please. I need you for this to work. You wouldn't leave before we even try, would you?"
"I would." They yawned before turning around. "I'm too tired for this. You could give me a break just for today and then we can do this tomorrow, ok?" They waved their hand behind them before starting to walk off.
But Satan wasn't having any of it. His short fuse blew and he shifted into his demon form, a green flaming aura intimidatingly surrounding him.
"Don't you dare just walk away right now! You owe this to me!"
They stopped and turned in their place. Their tired eyes turning angry in their own right.
"I don't owe you a damn thing! You may look like an adult, but you're no better than a child. If you're just going to act like this then I'm better off not being around you."
The flame that once surrounded him disappeared just as quickly as it came. He watched stunned in his place as they turned around and left him alone. Maybe he did act more childishly than he thought.
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radnewspaper · a day ago
Conversation
MC: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Satan: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
[Later]
Satan: You are the scariest cupcake I have ever seen. I'm terrified.
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insect-empire · a day ago
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Fly like a Spy Archive~
Announcement:
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Tweet: You're the newest agent in a spy organization. Cooperate with your fellow spies, and find out the evil plan of the giant Three-Legged Crow Group!
The Pop Quiz "Fly Like a Spy" has been released!
**Please use spoiler warnings in the comments!**
#Obeyme #obeymemasters #obeymejp
Fly like a Spy was available from 4/16/2021 through 4/28/2021.
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insect-empire · a day ago
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Outfit Archive~
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The brother's every day wear. These outfits are also unlocked in the main lessons, however they ar only obtainable through their UR cards through Nightmare G, Nightmare A, and Birthday Nightmares.
Cards outfits are available from:
Lucifer: The Glory Days
Mammon: The Guardian Demon
Leviathan: My Cursed Friend
Satan: The Search for Self
Asmodeus: That Special Someone
Beelzebub: Say His Name
Belphegor: Hide and Seek
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Hello, could you write the follow up with the fallen!Simeon please? Like how others and Mc help him with his pain and how Simeon comes to accept himself as a demon?
(You got it! This took 2 hours and a half to write was not expecting that)
Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: A BIT OF A SPOILER IN LEVI'S PART! Body image issues (Mammon and Asmo's part)
Brothers And Side Characters Taking Care Of Simeon After His Fall
Simeon was found lying on the ground in pretty much the middle of nowhere. He was brought back to the House of Lamentation to rest. Michael has already made his retreat back to the Celestial Realm after ages of being convinced to let it go. When he awakes in the attic the brothers are left to take care of him.
Lucifer
The first one Simeon sees when he wakes up. He checks on how his pain is and the conversation ends up being about both of their guilt, mainly Simeon's though. He's there to reassure no one blames him and that everyone's alright. Checks on his pain and mental state daily and lets him talk about anything he needs to. Probably won't admit it but he does feel a bit of nostalgia from their conversations. Wonders what it'd be like if they were brothers once again.
Mammon
Keeps him company for the most part. Talks about whatever comes to mind. Latest schemes, something his brothers did ages ago, how one of subjects at RAD makes no sense. Simeon's bedridden for a bit so he keeps him up to date on things. The conversations usually get a bit more serious. Mostly issues about his new form. New appendages reminding him everyday about how this is all real and he really isn't an angel anymore. The guilt makes him feel disgusted with himself and body. Mammon tries to hype him up with his own demon form. He looks cool and so does Simeon! It isn't much but it does cheer him up. And sometimes they talk about you. Mammon's not sure what to think about the fact Simeon also has feelings for you. But even with his greed he considers maybe he'd be okay with you being with the ex angel... Maybe. As long as everyone's happy he can manage...
Leviathan
Also there for help with distractions. Doesn't come up too often but Simeon let's him ramble on about something and watches him play games on his hand held devices. Wonders about the future of TSL. Will it be abandoned? Is Simeon even going to continue writing at all? Their conversations don't get too serious but Levi can tell when he's internally beating himself up. So occasionally he'll tell him how good he'd be at this game when he can move enough to play it or how nice his company is. The two will probably grow fairly close. He wonders if him, Solomon, Simeon, and you could hang out together. Maybe Mammon too...
Satan
Takes note on his physical state and how to reduce the pain. Maybe even find a potion that could help. He doesn't have a lot of experience with the pain of loosing your grace, he's born from wrath and was never an angel. So this all feels a bit odd to him but he's always had respect for Simeon and still does. So he'll do what he can to help. When he's able to move Satan lends him some of his books. And on some very few occasions reads to him before that. On the agreement he doesn't tell anyone though...
Asmodeus
Has some creams and lotion left over that helped him and his brothers after the fall. Starts doing his self care sessions with Simeon while talking about the latest gossip. He may be bedridden for a while but he can still keep his spark! And whenever he feels down about his new form Asmo tells him he doesn't need to be an angel to be beautiful. Asmo was the jewel of the Celestial Realm but now he's the most beautiful being the Devildom has! He also assists Simeon with hygiene. Sure, he has to start with grabbing a soapy rag and just wiping him down a bit but after some time he's able to help Simeon walk to the bathroom (always waits outside so he has privacy of course). Eventually he'll be able to walk on his own but Asmo's happy to help for the meantime.
Beelzebub
The one who helps him with eating. He knows he's probably nauseous with the pain so he keeps the food light for now. Crackers and soup are what most of his meals are. Simeon doesn't complain much though. Beel also hangs around while he eats and a bit after that. It's mostly comfortable silence. When he's able to eat heavier food Beel gets pretty happy. He cares about Simeon and he's happy when people he cares about are able to eat what they like. Beel's also good comfort if Simeon wants to talk about any troubles he has. Overall Beel's good company and good at taking care of others.
Belphegor
He doesn't come up to see Simeon extremely often. Not when he's awake. Whenever Simeon's asleep and Belphie's awake he makes sure he's having good dreams through his powers. And when the two hang out when they're both awake chances are they're watching a movie or messing with a star projectector. The two aren't the closest and Belphegor's company is mostly silent but neither of them mind. A lot of the time Beel brings food Belphegor's following (usually making sure Beel doesn't eat it). Normally passes out after not that long but Simeon doesn't mind.
Diavolo
Starts holding meetings with Lucifer at the House of Lamentation so he can visit Simeon while he's there. Usually assures him he'll deal with the exchange program and that he may stay in the Devildom. But he also helps with whatever he can while he's there. When he can eat sweets without getting sick he'll bring some stuff Barbatos made. Slightly worried Michael will do something but for now he's focused on Simeon's well being and managing the exchange program
Barbatos
Can't visit often since he has to do his job and has more paperwork to help Lord Diavolo sort out. But after a bit Simeon texts him and since then Barbatos checks on him through messages. Bakes him some sweets upon hearing he can keep down food better. He's checked the future and it seems pretty good so he's not the most concerned. Does look forward to seeing Simeon in person once he's fully recovered though
Solomon
He hides his worry. But he does wonder what's to come. Michael is likely to come back. Luke probably won't be able to see Simeon again after the program is over. He just hopes it won't get violent again. It's been a while since he was worried about someone so much. All thrill and no stress is usually how he lived but he's grown to enjoy Simeon's company and considers him a friend. He watches over Luke for now and brings him with while visiting. He sticks to buying gifts since the brothers refuse to let him bring any food he made. He also wonders about you. What will become of your relationship with Simeon? He's curious...
Luke
Conflicted. Simeon's a demon now. Demons are bad. But Simeon still acts the same? So maybe Simeon isn't bad. He hopes so. He doesn't want to hate him. But he can't come back to the Celestial Realm. Will he never see Simeon again after he has to leave? Solomon gives them space for a bit when they visit. Luke lays next to Simeon and they talk about the complicated thoughts Luke has. Sometimes it ends with Luke passing out after an hour of sobbing into Simeon's chest. Solomon walks back in not long after. Luke will bake Simeon sweets too. He'll figure out how to send them from the Celestial Realm too. He still cares. He doesn't want Simeon to forget about him when the programs over.
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MC
Lucifer notified you that Simeon was awake a couple hours after he was bought to the House of Lamentation. You made your way up to the attic right away and Simeon locked eyes with you. He called your name and you sat down on the bed. When you ask him if he's alright he nods, now looking away from you. Eventually you talk about your relationship now that he has literally fallen for you. He's alright if you don't return his feelings. As long as you're safe he'll be okay. But if you do he'll weakly take your hand in his, nodding as his gaze returns to you. He'll let you take care of him regardless. He's glad to be in your company either way.
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kaitycole · 2 days ago
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waking up routines
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Summary: Various ways the OM boys act after their morning alarm goes off.
A/N: Feel free to drop some head canon ideas in the ask box. I really enjoy doing these.
Gets right up and starts getting ready:
Asmodeus, Diavolo, Simeon
Lays there, contemplating life for at least fifteen minutes:
Barbatos, Solomon
Hit snooze repeatedly until they only have 10 minutes before they need to leave:
Leviathan, Mammon
Wakes up before the alarm and lays there annoyed at that fact:
Satan, Lucifer
Gets up and goes for a run, making sure they have plenty of time to get ready afterwards:
Beelzebub
Is still half asleep while standing in the shower:
Belphegor 
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devildomsexting · 2 days ago
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COMMISSIONS OPEN
Commissions are finally here!! I will be posting some rules and pricing below, but please note that I will start with 10 commission slots. Depending on interest, I may open up more for the first round, but that will be determined later.
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Rules:
I will write SFW and NSFW. This does not have anything reflection on pricing.
Kinks are welcomed, but I reserve the right to refuse a request if it lies out of my comfort zone
Chats dialogue will be written by me at my own discretion, but a required phrase or wording from either party can be requested in the Additional Notes section of the Commission Request
I will write CharacterxCharacter chats or CharacterxMC chats.
I will not write BrotherxBrother ROMANTIC chats, but I will write brotherly fluff/platonic for them
NSFW or ROMANCING Luke requests will NOT be accepted. I will only write platonic chat interactions with Luke.
Expected turnaround will be about 24-48 hours after payment.
I reserve the right to add, edit, or discontinue any rules at any time.
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insect-empire · 2 days ago
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Announcement~
Galaxy Store Release!
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Tweet: 🎉 Obey Me! is out now on the GALAXY STORE! 🎉
Obey Me! has been added to the Galaxy Store!
We hope that even more players are now able to enjoy the game,
and can go on an adventure in the Devildom 😈💜
#Obeyme #obeymemasters #obeymejp #SWD #otome #game
Posted on 4/16/2021.
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crispyduckpatrol · 3 days ago
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Obey Me! Characters as things me and my friends have said (and very out of context) Part 9:
Satan: well, there goes our bisexual representation in crime shows.
Asmodeus: the handsome dark man? big titty himbo? you know?
Diavolo: oh, wow, that's a dilf.
Simeon: look at this little sassy man.
Barbatos: he's not chaotic, he's just tired.
Beelzebub: food porn.
Leviathan: that- that looks interesting, but i don't need more than one lewd anime on my watchlist.
Solomon: i am the supporting homosexual cast. that is literally my only purpose in life.
Luke: i think there's a kid being sick in the bathroom...
Lucifer: they're screaming and talking about pussy crumbs.
Mammon: i am not a little piss baby!
Belphegor: i seriously can't remember the last time my parents hugged me.
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