The refs calling Mama O’Hara when Finn and Alex play because they won’t stop fighting and the refs don’t know what penalty to give for tickling your brothers neck
“So Finn.” The news reporter asked Finn who had an absolute shit eating grin on his face, his ginger hair still sweaty from the game. “Per tradition, after you beat you brother in a game you give us a fun fact about him. So what is the fun fact you have for us today.”
“Well-“
Alex walked into the locker room, trying to stop Finn from talking. “No!”
Finn pushed him off with a laugh. “You should’ve let me have the puck. You knew this one was coming eventually.”
“Finn” Alex whined, as Kasey and Logan cackled in the background.
“Harzy I wanna hear this.” Kasey threw an arm over his boyfriends shoulder.
“When we were in high school. Alex was a senior and I was a sophomore.”
Logan busted out laughing, having heard this story before.
“And Mr. Alex here” He patted his brother on the back. “Decided that Tuesday was the best day to sneak out and party. So he snuck out and was way too hungover to go to school the next day. So he blackmailed me into calling into the school acting as my dad to tell them he was sick and couldn’t come in so that they wouldn’t call my parents.”
“How did he blackmail you?” The interviewer asked him with a smile.
“He put alcohol in my room and- ALEX GET OFF OF ME- and said he would tell m- OWW” he smacked his brother over the head as Alex tackled him.
Kasey was rolling on the floor laughing as Logan cackled.
Because of this awful tweet that some how went viral.
[tweet: @HockeyFanMattew: There’s no way @SiriusLupinBlack is as good of a person as they make us think he is. Everyone knows how he was at the beginning of his career, call it trauma caused all you want but no one like that can become like what he is now. I’ll bet anything it’s all for show and he’s an abusive shit to Remus. I’m just saying if I were Pascal or James I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my kids…]
So here is a compilation of the teams responses to the claim
1. Pascal Dumais proving his son has been a softy from the beginning
[Video: an obviously younger Sirius, probably when he first started living with the Dumais’s, picking up a young Adele by the armpits and spinning her in a circle, placing her back on the ground and picking up Marc and repeating the action and Adele ran to wait her turn behind Louis]
2. James showing Sirius being the worlds best godfather (with a side of the worlds cutest couple)
[Video: Remus sitting against a tree, Sirius’s head in his lap, the black haired man fast asleep as Remus ran his hands through his hair and held a book with his other.
“Hey,” James’ voice was heard as he whispered to his son. “Go wake up Uncle Pads.”
The toddler nodded seriously and ran towards his godfather.
Remus looked up from his book with a wide smile.
“Siri” Harry dropped down in front of him. “‘morning time,” he whispered, not able to wake him.
“Hey,” he bent closer and opened Sirius’s eye. “Morning time.” He whispered again.
Sirius jolted awake, smiling when he saw his godson, pulling him into his chest for a cuddle.]
3. Every. Single. Thing. Remus Lupin posted.
Remus went the whole way to prove these idiots wrong. Replying to every bigoted tweet with an adorable video or photo of his husband.
[Tweet: @LionFan478: @HockeyFanMattew I completely agree. He probably just leaves @RemusLupin alone and acts nice for cameras]
[@RemusLupin: I wish he would leave me alone sometimes: [Video: Sirius sprawled out on top of Remus.
“Baby, I have to get my work done.”
“No” Sirius’s voice was muffled in Remus’s chest.
“Yes,”
“Cuddles”
“After”
“No”]
[@GaretSmith: I’m not homophobic but bet their not even together. No athletes are gay so they’re just doing it for “representation” and “clout”]
[@RemusLupin: [Photo: Sirius and Remus in suits at their wedding] You’re right. The photos didn’t actually put us they outed our fake relationship. And we faked everything else. Even spend thousands of dollars on a wedding to get fake married]
4. Regulus Black in brother mode
[Screen recording of interview: “Sirius was really protective of me.” Regulus said. “I was too young to really understand it but looking back at it, he always took the blame for me. I broke a plate and he pushed me into a different room and poked himself with a piece of the glass so when my parents walked in it looked like he did it. And my parents hit him instead of me. I saw and went to say something and he just looked at me and shook his head in a ‘Don’t say anything. I’m fine.’ After that he kind of just took the blame for everything I did. Like I said I was way too young to understand what I was doing so I wouldn’t try too hard to not get in trouble. And I feel guilty about it to this day. Just thinking about how much he got hurt because of me.”]
5. Sirius’s A++++ Response
[@SiriusBlack: I’ve been having trouble trying to figure out exactly what to say. First and most importantly I am not, have never been, and will never be abusive or do anything to harm the people I love. Secondly, saying that someone who’s been abused can never been a good person is awful. There are plenty of people who have gone through a hell of a lot worse and are a hell of a lot better than me. I am not my past and neither are the thousands of other survivors of abuse. I regret how awful I treated the team every day but I know that it wasn’t my fault and that I have come a long way since then.]
Today let’s look at 5 times big tough Captain Black and Remus Lupin made our hearts melt
1. The Ever Feared Dunk Tank
Getting dunked in a dunk tank can cause life long grudges. Even when it’s your own husband.
Editors Note- In the video the Lions were doing a charity carnival for the Trevor Project. link here if you would like to donate.
[Video: Sirius sitting on top of a dunk tank in Gryffindor Lions swim trunks. James, Finn, and Kasey off to the side soaking wet and wrapped in towels.
Sirius’s face fell as Remus grabbed a baseball.
“Remus if you hit it you’re sleeping on the couch.” He said as Remus threw the ball like a baseball pitcher. Immediately hitting the red target.
“Sorry, baby,” Remus smiled as Sirius stood up in the tank and wiped the water off his face and shook out his hair.]
Bonus picture-
@RemusLupin
Sorry, sweetheart
[Photo: Sirius in one of Remus’s old high school hockey hoodies, hair still wet, sleeping on Remus’s chest. Both of them wrapped in a blanket.]
2. Them being scarily in synch
[Video: Sirius and Remus walking down the tunnel for a game in synch.
Sirius and Remus sitting on the bench, looking over to the left, then on the ice, then down at the exact same time.
Skating during a game passing the puck back and forth in a mirror image of the other.
Both of them turning to look at the camera.
Saying and nodding yes at the same time.
Shrugging their shoulders.
Sitting on opposite sides of the bench and taking a drink of water at the same time, same angle, and same speed.]
3. When Remus comforted him during Sirius’s interview about his parents
[Video: “So yeah that kind of sucked.” Sirius laughed nervously, kicking one of the legs of the stools as he looked at the ground.
There was movement and Remus came into view, walking over and hugging his husband, tears falling slowly down his face.]
4. These two tiktoks. That’s all. Just these two tiktoks.
[Video 1: Remus laying in bed, blushing. The camera panned over to Sirius who was sitting up with his laptop open in front of him with a iPad and notebook on his lap. Sirius turned around and smiled at him before going back to watching the other teams tapes.
“He just seggs and now he’s going over plays for the game next week.” Were the words above him.]
[Video 2: Sirius laying on the bed with red cheeks and messed up hair. The camera turned to Remus who was laying on his back with his phone sideways in his hands.
“He just railed me and is now watching videos about people getting murdered” were the words above his head.]
5. Remus calming Sirius
[Video: Sirius yelling at another team player from the bench. Remus grabbed his arm when he stood up and whispered something in his ear. He sat back down and calmed down immediately]
Sirius Black Reads Thirst Tweets
Sirius Black Answers Questions While Playing With Puppies
Favorite Coop Moments
Sirius Black and Regulus Black Speak Out About Their Childhood
Sirius Black, Pascal Dumais, and Logan Tremblay Play ‘How Well Do I Know You’
Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Auto Complete Interview
Okay so this was originally supposed to be a Christmas fic (literally 3 years ago) for a different ship but then I never posted so I edited it and here.
Cw- Food
“Try this baby.” Marc handed them a piece of the cinnamon roll they were making.
“Perfect.” Jules peaked his lips after they tried it.
“Hmm, love you.” Marc hummed.
“Love you too.” Jules kissed his cheek.
Marc set a hand on their waist, Jules sitting on the countertop beside the stove.
“Can you cut the cute shit out?” Adele asked from her spot on the kitchen counter, cutting strawberries.
“No.” Marc kissed his partner again. “Not our fault Lila is at her own house for Easter.”
Adele huffed and turned away from them.
Jules giggled and ran their hands through Marc’s hair. “How are you still a better cook than me?”
“Cause you’re too impatient.”
“Mean.”
Marc kissed the pout away.
Jules looked around the kitchen. It was early, only a few other people were awake but they weren’t coming into the kitchen anytime soon.
It was a tradition that the kids made Easter breakfast, even if it meant getting up long before the sun.
Jules pulled Marc closer to the edge of the counter by the thighs. Marc wrapped his arms around their neck as Jules set their hands on his waist.
They smirked and pressed their lips together. The kiss quickly turned into a slow and loving make out accompanied by sounds of disgust from his siblings.
“Seriously guys knock it off.” Louis told them. “I’m gonna throw up.”
“Turn away from the food when you do.” Marc pulled away from his partners lips. Smirking when Jules chased after him before pulling them back with hands fisted in their hair.
They stopped only when the oven beeped.
“Happy Easter, baby.” Marc peaked their lips.
“Happy Easter.” Jules kissed him again before Marc moved out from between their legs and turned to pull the cinnamon rolls out of the oven.