#sweet and sassy

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨

#I didn’t end up going to the rave just stayed in with my buddies and had KFC (( Korean fried chicken )) and laughed til we cried so #it was still a wonderful start to the new year 💞🥰💞 #but the fwb wanted pics of my potential rave look so I figured eh I brought the stuff anyways #and now I’m imagining locking eyes with a stranger on the warm and writhing dance floor #the beat thumps and shakes and rattles the air in our breath as the spotlights dance in the reflections of our held gaze #he pushes his way through the crowd with a singular stare and a wicked smile on his face #I smile and turn my back on him arching myself so he knows I am giving what he’s looking for #I take careful steps through the revelry toward the edge where the crowd thins out #I prop myself up on an available stool in a lonely corner of the club as he closes the distance between us #“now I wonder why you dragged me all the way here” he utters in a playful growl “trying to get far away from the crowd?” #I smile and I nod. “obviously. can’t really do what I want with you out there” #his eyes perk up and his smile gives away the desire building inside him. “yeah? why don’t you show me then.” #“I thought you’d never ask” I smirk. I reach down into my pants and pull out my phone #“so this one is blue. he’s the oldest but he’s sooooo sweet. and that’s Eva. my only girl she’s sassy but she loves swea-” he leaves #whaddahell I say demurely whimpering even… whaddahell… #gpoy

[kage-gfx]

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[cherrypineapplesilkchiffon]

💗🌸🌺💞🍭🍬

#sweet sassy and perfect 😍 #sydney sweeney #n*sfw #n*de

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

This scene never fails to make me laugh!

Vincent Price - His Kind of Woman (1951)

#vincent price #his kind of woman #sailing #boat #water #funny #sinking #sinking boat #he is so silly #hes so versatile... #he can be evil and horrifying..he can be funny and silly...he can be sweet and sassy...and he can be sexy as fuck #whatta man #fuck #bisexual god #bicon #unf #so sexy #i desire him carnally #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #funny tag

[reesewithafork69]

“byler is a cat and a bunny because mike is tough and will is sweet-“ no byler is a cat and a bunny bc black cats are a percieved as rude and bad luck but are actually super sweet if you're nice to them. Meanwhile bunnies are percieved as cute and cuddly but they eat their babies and fight with other bunnies just bc they're bored.

#byler #Byler as a cat and rabbit #Everyone thinks will is SO sweet #No hes a sassy bitch and i stand by that

[messrsbyler]

barista mike has to train the new guy, will byers, who immediately has mike swooning over his sweet smile and hazel eyes. yup, mike is crushing hard. it’s spring day when the heat is too much to wear a hoodie or a jacket when mike learns that sweet looking and sounding will byers has a full sleeve tattoo, and also that some of the designs are his own. mike’s brain stops working on the spot.

i will write this… at some point. soon maybe even.

#typical coffee au but give will byers tattoos #and make mike crush on will even more bc of said tattoos #sweet looking but sassy will byers who is training to be a tattoo artist? and who has ink all over one of his arms? yes. #byler au #byler tumblr #byler #stranger things #mike wheeler #will byers #byler endgame #mike x will #byler ao3 #will x mike

[ganeshkfp]

Bonus:

This is Perry too ❤

#He can be an agent who is best in field but he is still a babe #He has so much personality! #He is getting happier by each season #its basically people imagining Perry first and getting to know him #He watches soap operas he is silly he is funny he is cute he is sassy he is so SWEET #he loves his nemesis he loves his owners he is a baby #perry the platypus #phineas and ferb #pnf

[sidetongue]

my sweet boy

#crusty and old and sassy and sweet #such a catch #timone #fosters

[localravenclaw]

MC: If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Sebastian: Well, in that case—

Ominis, already holding up a sign:

INSULTS: ONE GALLEON!

#sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #hogwarts legacy #i know omi is a sweet bean but dayum he sassy!

[cactusapple]

quests that are so much funnier on a demon hunter

#OH SWEET SASSY MOLASSEY THE PAIN #a new phrase has entered the vernacular #screenshots #wowposting #world of warcraft

[wolfywolfy]

Lots of people keep saying that Astarion wouldn't peel an orange for you, which is objectively hilarious. But is it true? 🤔

For Ascended Astarion I think so, absolutely. There's no way he would peel that fruit for you. He would need to do you a favor that proves his power over the concept of giving you something. There would need to be a servant, somewhere, who would only ever serve peeled fruits to Tav. There would never be a peel seen inside of his house ever again, if he was asked to peel an orange. But don't get it twisted -- he'd peel the skin off of a man just for you, darling, if you wished it (because it proves that he is strong, he is powerful, he is in control, and that you enjoy this sadistic and twisted part of him that he has succumbed to). This is to say, any request you have, he will meet it in whatever the most condescending twist of power he can. He'd shower you with material things just because you mentioned liking 1 particular gemstone or fabric. You like a particular author? He'll "convince" them to write a novel specifically just for you. Anything to prove he "cares", in whatever way he truly does, and anything to secure you to his hip when he wants you there.

But Spawn Astarion? I dunno. I think he would peel an orange for you. Before you ever kill Cazador he says that one of the reasons he's interested in Ascension in the first place is for your safety, not just his (I'm inclined to believe this, as he sounds genuinely terrified of the concept of either of you being "unsafe" at that point). If you're playing The Dark Urge, he literally helps take care of you. In like, a very intimate and caring way??? And he'll stand up for you multiple times throughout the later acts if you've proven yourself to stand up for him when he needs it. I kind of think he would peel the orange. Honestly, with the way he acts during the graveyard scene, I can't really see him as anything less than utterly adoring of Tav.

Now, would it be a well-peeled orange? ..........no, but it's the thought that counts. He hasn't exactly eaten Real Food™ for 200 years, I don't think he knows how to peel any fruit.

Here's the thing though. I know it's all just a metaphor, the orange isn't necessarily an orange. You think this motherfucker wouldn't peel a proverbial orange for you, though? You think he wouldn't see a piece of jewelry or clothing or knick-knack or something and not immediately snag it (illegally or otherwise) just because he thought Tav would like it? He's like a cat. "Oh I know you couldn't get this for yourself 🙄 here you go, I got it for you." All the while he's trying to make it into not a big deal, but he really just wants you to acknowledge that he cares so he can be a leech to your affections.

Maybe this is all OOC garbage and that's fine, but!! Idk after the way he treats Tav at the epilogue party saying things like "we have forever, and I'm not going anywhere", he comes off to me as incredibly sweet and deeply attached. I do think he'd peel the orange. And I think he'd also be upfront and appreciate Tav for all the oranges they've peeled for him, too.

#im rambling #i just think he is genuinely very sweet!!! #doesnt mean he cant be sassy or belligerent #but i do think hes a sucker for receiving affection #and while doling out affection may not come to him naturally all the time i think he does warm up to it #look at the way he hugs tav during the epilogue and tell me he wouldnt do anything for them #astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3

[merry-andrews]

But what if in another universe, Kenshi stays in Yakuza with Johnny being his not-so-secret-celebrity-lover?!❤

#you don't get it. you don't understand!! I just love to wrap Johnny in silk and fur putting him in expensive clothes and high heels 💗✨🥺 #imagine if he gets mob boss' sweetheart title.. #he indeed deserves a fancy title like that ok. #in another universe Kenshi is evil and they won't marry or becoming boyfriends.. Johnny only stays his sweet secret #also Kenshi calls him by japaness nicknames when he greets Johnny by pulling him in his arms and kissing his cheek softly #Johnny is still an actor #its close to Marilyn Monroe life here #but have you ever seen mk1 Johnny?? he's a sweet sweet lovely darling pretty boy I want to spoil him!!! #want to pamper him. want him to act sassy and be sassy and Kenshi finds in so endearing #johnshi #johnny cage #johnny cage x kenshi takahashi #kenshi #kenshi takahashi #mk1

[intairnwetrust]

Violet Sorrengail

Art by @s.aajieus on Instagram

#this is stunning #it is a mix between sweet and sassy #violet sorrengail #fourth wing #iron flame

[o-wise-corvid]

Maul takes statements a little too literally because Sidious had a habit of making “offhand” ones that turned out to be extremely literal. Like “it will only be a little skin off your back” would mean carving a piece of flesh off Maul’s back while being told if he moved or made a sound, they’d start again on a completely new area until he could “complete the mission”.

You don’t come out of being raised like that for as long as you can remember and be a regular person mentally. If he didn’t take it all at face value, he’d never have survived. If he didn’t follow instructions to the letter, there would be pain worse than what he was already in.

In canon, and AU’s that include this, most healthy moment he ever had was realizing that it wasn’t that he was unworthy of Sidious’ approval, but that Sidious was unworthy of his adoration. In canon, he decided to make it Sidious’ problem however he possibly could. Killing Anakin was his best shot. And he got Ahsoka instead.

Kenobi was just an outlet for all the pain and hurt and jealousy that all this breeds inside a person’s soul. Kenobi was why he failed right? Right?! He had to be. And when Maul discovered Kenobi had someone that loved him, truly loved him… they had to be dealt with. And that’s why Satine had to die. How could he let the man who’d taken everything from him have the thing that Maul so desperately CRAVES? Simply put, Maul couldn’t.

Maul’s full, ultimately, of love. But he’s been beaten and twisted and broken so many times that when it comes to showing it, it’s also broken. “I was told to do this by a person I love and if I love them, I do it to the letter, because if I don’t, I must not love them so maybe they’ll love me if I do it perfectly.” All he wants in the end, is someone to please love him back. But he doesn’t believe he deserves it. Because no one ever has. Which in turn leads to “If I don’t show how much I hurt, it isn’t real but I deserve it all anyway, so who cares?”

So when I write for a Maul who’s endured Sidious and come out the other side, whether in an AU where he gave up being a Sith or Sidious was killed, you get a very tired, very lonely man. He’s free of some things, having possibly realized that Kenobi was just a scared kid who’d watched his father-figure die and who else wouldn’t have gone after Maul after seeing that? It was all Sidious. He might meet someone he likes. A partner or perhaps a younger person he realizes he has paternal instincts toward. But then, he comes to love them. And one day they tell him to just GO AWAY. LEAVE ME ALONE. They mean it for an hour or so. A couple days max.

But Maul doesn’t understand that. It’s not their fault. And it’s not his either. So when they realize Maul’s not even in the same building, but is in fact waiting at the nearest spaceport with the cheapest shuttle across the galaxy in mind, it’s liable to make them panic. Because chances are, they don’t even remember what they said to him. If he ends up failing either in this or some other regard, brought back because of whatever reason, it frequently leads to quiet self harm because he failed and failure means punishment.

It doesn’t matter whoever he’s with all but begs him to not do this, not leave them. Maul doesn’t believe it. Even if he agrees just to get whoever it is to calm down. Because it feels so good. To be wanted. To be clung to. If it’s true, it’s going to have to hurt. Things that feel this good… they simply don’t happen to Maul. So they’re obviously lies.

This mental cycle is breakable. But it’s going to take a long time and a whole lot of effort. Which is why Maul isn’t easy to love or for just anyone to attempt to try to. He’s damaged. Horribly. And you’re going to get hurt trying to heal that. One should accept that not all of it will be healed. One should accept that he’s going to misunderstand. And if someone really does love him? They’re going to have to try anyway.

#general’s log #star wars #darth maul #maul rambles #character analysis #writing Maul’s been one of the most intensive things #and I do enjoy it because he’s very fun #he’s a good friend of you can work your way there #he’s sassy and suave and his gestures of friendship and love of any nature can be extremely sweet #but he’s still pulled over an open wound #and he’s got to be handled so very carefully

[flamingfalcon3]

He’s such a little shit 😭

#sassy fabian is so funny lkhjgdhdafsaadaa #he legit laughed at his own joke #in one of the first episodes mara was laughing about Nina calling him sweet like it was unheard of and now I see why #he’s an absolute menace to everyone not named nina martin #house of anubis #fabian rutter #peddie

[thekingofspin]

this may or may not be unhinged (it is)

but why is the way he's sitting actually hot.

I mean I know he's a caveman but hear me out.

#bbc ghosts season 5 #bbc ghosts #ghosts bbc #robin ghosts #bbc ghosts robin #caveman #bbc ghosts captain #kitty #ghosts s5 #ghosts series 5 #pat butcher #laurence rickard #i love laurence rickard #he is amazing #thomas thorne #humphrey bone #robin is the best #i love him hes so sassy #also SPOILERS..........but when he was being really nice to kitty and helping her when she thought she was pregnant was so cute #he is so sweet #when he moves on whos gonna name a star after him? #I love space and stars too #were soalmates