Omg omg WHAT?!?! YESSSSSS
I spent an hour learning how to use GIMP so I could make this dumb joke, please clap
It is my professional opinion as a half-assed housewife that whoever invented THIS monstrosity:
[Image: Walmart’s knockoff of the Swiffer Sweeper]
should report immediately to Hell for assignment to an eternity of trying to clean with it, because Jesus Janitor Christ, WHY.
I do not want to stick my long-nailed fingers into a toothy-tabbed plastic hole to secure a sodden sweeper pad to BEGIN with, but I PARTICULARLY don’t want to do it every 2.7 seconds after I’ve started, when I must stick my long-nailed fingers into a toothy-tabbed plastic hole to secure a sweeper pad that is now sodden AND filthy, because the head flops around like a cat who refuses to be roused from its nap and the teeth might as well be the “Before” dentures on a Poligrip commercial.
(And I’m saying this as a poor person who often needs and appreciates generic versions of pricey products, but I got the actual name-brand Wet Jet in the roommate divorce and I am 100% going home to get it so I can finish helping out here, because if I have to Swiff this entire place with THAT thing, it’s gonna be Donna Reed meets Vlad the Impaler.)
Guys we really went from counting fence holes and palm trees to the release of Lover and I just couldn’t be happier
Non trovate che Taylor Swift abbia ormai rotto le palle e che ogni tanto sarebbe bello non fosse tra i trending topics? No? Solo io? OK.
Swiffer is helping do office work. ❤️ Perks of being a shelter manager.
swiffers may be confused why I’m making fun of her song after I made all those posts yesterday, but in essence, I just said I didn’t hate the song. I still think it’s worth making fun of and not immune to criticism.
It’s pretty hard to make Swiffer pissed since he’s such a docile pushover
some of you guys never got to use the Swiffer Sweeper and it shows.
my cat is fuckking stupid moodboard
Saturday, January 19th, 2019.