#swiftgron

[lolo99324]

HOLD THE PHONE

did Taylor just confess to being James using the apple music clues???????

jaMEs ?????

#gaylor #kaylor #friends of dorothea #lgbetty #swiftgron

[adoralopez]

picture me fingers deep in your ex wife or whatever it was that taylor swift said

#gay #taylor swift #gaylor #lesbian #swiftgron #kaylor #bisexual

[lizbean99]

you know why a lot of poets were tortured??? bc they were ga-

#lgbt #taylor swift #wlw #lesbian #gaylor #lgbtq #i love you taylor #swifties #gaylor swift #swiftie #ttpd #tortured poets department #grammys #kaylor #swiftgron

[redpaintedgolden]

#gaylor swift #kaylor kloss #swiftgron

[falsecardigan]

The straightest Taylor Swift songs

1.Betty: Writing a song about yearning for a woman is such a hetrosexual thing to do.

2. Marron: Yes because most straight men have scarlet lips.

3.Wonderland: It’s a complete coincidence that Diana had her wonderland tattoo removed right after this song was released. 

4.The Man: Because most straight women wish they could brag about getting bitches and models.

5.Don’t Blame Me: I don’t know what you're talking about being in a straight relationship is totally falling from grace.

6.Hits Different: Because wanting to melt another girl's world is extremely straight.

7.Dress:  Wanting to date your best friend is such hetrosexual behavior right? Right?

8.Gorgeous: Because it makes total sense why it would be worse for a man to not have a girlfriend than to be single.

9.Now That We Don’t Talk: Because it’s completely logical for “Truth is I can’t pretend it’s platonic it’s just ended” to be written by a straight woman about a straight man.

10.Daylight: “I used to think love would be black and white but it’s golden.” is such a straight lyric to write.

11.I Know Places: Because every straight person has to worry about people finding out about their relationship with their partner.

12.End Game: Because her being in a relationship with a man no ones ever heard of would be a big conversation.

13.Illicit Affairs: Again having to hide a relationship is such hetrosexual behavior.

14.Question: Because a hetrosexual relationship is totally going against gender norms and is not at all considered suitable and right

15.Ours: Because most hetrosexual couples have to deal with people disapproving of their relationship.

16.How You Get The Girl: Because most straight women are extremely familiar with how to get the girl. 

17.Out Of The Woods: “The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color” is such a straight lyric you guys.

18.All Of The Girls You Loved Before: Because “all of the girls you’ve loved before made you the one I’ve fallen for” makes total grammatical sense for it to be about a man.

19.Glitch: Because it’s so common for a straight relationship to start off as them supposed to be just friends.

20.The Very First Night: Because there is no reason as to why “they don’t know how much I miss you” breaks the whole flow of the song.

#taylor swift #gaylor swift #friends of dorothea #gaylor #lgbetty #swiftgron #kaylor #diana agron #karlie kloss #koincidences #candy swift

[qaylorswiftieprime]

If you think Taylor's boot heel broke on accident, think again

Let's think about what has been happening lately. Taylor and Travis have been ALL OVER the news with their little kissies and public appearances and it has been driving all us lesbians inSANE, right? Almost like Taylor has 'turned heel' on us.

Note how it says "just for show"? Just like all of her showy public appearances with Kelce and the lyric changes and all that bullshit. She's performing a heel turn like in wrestling. Well. The breaking heel is a message. Taylor is letting us know it is almost time for her to turn face again. The "heel era" is breaking. Travis is not long for this world of publicity.

As a bonus, I want to note that I got THIS as a reply on one of my posts 19 days ago.

Interesting coincidence, right? Well, maybe. I don't want to assume this user was trying to warn me about the boot incident but it's really hard to ignore, right? Someone knew about this and wanted us to watch out for the sign, maybe?

#gaylor #swiftgron #lesbian #lgbetty #friends of dorothea #the eras tour

[gayloringinplainsight]

Hetlors: They’re just friends omg!!

Gaylors: “I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this”

Hetlors: Don’t sexualize her friendships!

Gaylors: “I don’t want you like a best friend”

Hetlors: Stop speculating on her sexuality!!

Gaylors: “I want *her* midnights”

Hetlors: She only says stuff like that to make gay people feel included!!

Gaylors: “She is the best thing that’s ever been mine”

Hetlors: She’s dated men publicly!!

Gaylors: “I loved you in secret”

Hetlors: She’s dated LOTS of men publicly!!!

Gaylors: “Privacy sign on the door / And on my page and on the whole world / Romance is not dead if you keep it just yours”

Hetlors: She likes men!!!

Gaylors: “All the boys and their expensive cars…never took me quite where you do”

Hetlors: You’re delulu if you think any of her lyrics are gay!!!

Gaylors: “I swear you could hear a hairpin drop”

Hetlors: The garden gate is at Joe’s parent’s house!!!!

Gaylors: “I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you”

Hetlors: She’s straight jesus christ!!!

Gaylors: “Can’t walk straight / Can’t talk straight”

Hetlors: She’s on top of the world! She doesn't have to hide anything!!

Gaylors: “For you I would fall from grace”

Hetlors: She has to HIDE from the MEDIA because PAPARAZZI!!

Gaylors: “We’re a crooked love in a straight line down”

Hetlors: Look how PUBLIC and HAPPY and HETERO she is with Travis!!

Gaylors: “All these people think love’s for show / but I would die for you in secret”

Hetlors: Read her lyrics!!

Gaylors: “The lips I used to call home / so scarlet it was maroon”

Hetlors: Bearding isn’t real!!!

Gaylors: “I used to switch out these Kens / I’d just ghost”

Hetlors: Queer flagging isn’t a thing!!!!

Gaylors: “Takes one to know one”

Hetlors: Saying she dated Harry and Joe and Jake isn’t speculating on her sexuality because that’s NORMAL!!!!

Gaylors: “We broke the status quo and then we broke each other’s hearts”

Hetlors: It’s only okay to speculate on her sexuality when it’s straight!!!!

Gaylors: “So we went on our way / too in love to think straight”

Hetlors: She would tell us if she was gay!!!!!

Gaylors: “So I wander through these nights / I prefer hiding in plain sight”

Hetlors: It’s FICTIONAL!!!

Gaylors: “I loved you in spite of / deep fears that the world would divide us”

Hetlors: THE PROLOGUE!!!!!

Gaylors: “TRUTH IS I CAN’T PRETEND IT’S PLATONIC”

Hetlors: SHE HASN’T SAID SHE’S GAY SO SHE’S NOT GAY!!!!!!

Gaylors: “SHADE NEVER MADE ANYBODY LESS GAY!”

Hetlors: I HATE GAYS SO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP!!!!!!!

Gaylors:

Gaylors:

Gaylors:

Gaylors: “Haven’t you heard what becomes of curious minds?”

#gaylor #gaylor swift #Taylor swift #lgbetty #friends of dorothea #swiftgron #tily #kaylor

[cowboylikeco]

#taylor swift #gaylor #gaylor swift #friends of dorothea #lgbetty #kaylor #speak now #tayliz #speak now taylor’s version #queer coded #swiftgron #heteronormative bullshit #comphet #sapphic swifties #queer artist #queer music

[wefelldowntherabbitthole]

she was so far out of the closet at this point its crazy how some people can still deny it

#gaylor #friends of dorothea #lgbetty #swiftgron #taylor swift #lgbtq #kaylor #swiftie #lesbian #taylor and karlie #lover

[merp-blerp]

I ask the traffic lights it it'll be alright, they say “💅🏳️‍🌈🌼”

#just saw this on my way back home from a 4th of July party and took a picture really quick for the joke’s sake #don’t worry I'm not the one driving #taylor swift #gaylor #gaylor swift #lgbetty #friend of dorothea #swiftgron #kaylor #taymily #toë #houghlor #tayliz

[biblicallyaccurateslut]

Honestly, I completely understand why Taylor Swift would hide her queerness. Not only because is the safest option for her but because she is a petty queen. Imagine being told you have to hide who you are to archieve your dreams. Then you worked hard and followed the rules. You get crushed sometimes, but that is okay, because you recover and go back bigger than ever. You live your love in secret, hiding in plan sight, only for the ones that are like you to see. Then you are higher than you ever been. You are not great but the greatest.

Now you reveal your queerness. Completely out for everyone to see, there is no deniying it now, it is imposible to do so.

Imagine crushing the persona that everyone has admired. Imagine destroying the God they have created and worshipped, the one that you hated so much, just by being yourself.

What a beautiful satisfying revenge would be to change the paradigma so quikly, just by being freely and unshamedly yourself. What an amazing feeling would be to laugh at everyones face by saying: "hey, the thing you have adored all your life, she doesnt exist. I have been lying to you in order to be loved, and the people you call dumb or crazy or delusional for reading what I was saying, for seeing through my lies were right"

By the way, this is kind of the premise of mastermind and dear reader (and the midnights album as a whole). Just in case you were wondering.

#gaylor #taylor swift #gaylor swift #queer #kaylor #eras tour #swiftgron #the eras tour #midnights

[adoralopez]

snuck in through the garden gate every night that summer to get my pussy ate or whatever it was that taylor swift said

#gay #taylor swift #gaylor #lesbian #kaylor #swiftgron #bisexual

[queercanon13]

The Karma music video is packed with queer and sapphic themes. But what’s with that yellow beret?

We all watched the Karma music video on Friday (or Saturday), right? And then we all watched it ten more times because there IS JUST SO MUCH THERE. Right?!

I can’t even begin to unpack the whole thing yet, but let’s talk about the yellow brick road scene.

Taylor is obviously wearing ruby slippers (“the rubies that I gave up”) alluding to Dorothy/the Wizard of Oz. But she’s not wearing the rest of Dorothy’s getup. That’s because she’s not Dorothy, but in fact a friend of Dorothy.

She’s holding a broom (lots of witchy themes from her lately) and blows a kiss of blue (iykyk) glitter to three grim reapers (the two SBs and…?).

She’s keeping her side of the street clean, which harkens to the YNTCD MV where she clearly shows which side of the street she’s on:

Other things of note: it appears there are daisies embroidered on her collar, as well as growing along the yellow brick road. Her braids are also looped (“your braids make a pattern”).

The yellow brick road itself may be a nod to Elton John and his album/song Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. Here are some of the lyrics from that song, as well as a generally accepted analysis of the lyrics:

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Seems like it would be super relatable to Taylor, right? Add in Elton John’s queerness/coming out journey, and the parallels continue.

There are probably a hundred other things I’m missing just from that scene alone, but what I really wanna talk about is the yellow beret, especially in light of current news surrounding Taylor.

When I saw the yellow beret, I furiously googled “yellow beret” + the names of Taylor’s muses, but I came up empty-handed. Because Taylor is specifically not wearing a Dorothy costume, I knew that fucking hat had to mean something. Then I remembered — isn’t yellow beret a military term? And we know she loves a good war story. To Google I went, and the results did not disappoint.

During the Vietnam war, all physicians in the US had a mandatory draft order. One of the ways to avoid the draft was to apply for a position with a Public Health Service program called the NIH Associates Training Program. Because the elite program was highly competitive, only a small percentage of doctors were able to serve their required military time without going to war.

Yellow beret was a self-deprecating and derogatory term used by and for doctors who avoided getting a green beret/going to war (yellow can be associated with cowardice, i.e. “yellow-bellied”) via the NIH program.

Sounding familiar? But wait there’s more.

Bob Seger wrote a song in 1966 called The Ballad of the Yellow Beret. It was written as a parody of the song The Ballad of the Green Berets. Here are some of the lyrics (I encourage you to read all of them!):

Verse 1: Fearless cowards of the USA // Bravely here at home they stay // They watch their friends get shipped away // The draft dodgers of the Yellow Beret

Okay, I’m seated.

Verse 3: Men who faint at the sight of blood // Their high-heeled boots weren't meant for mud // The draft board will hear their sob stories today // Only the best win the yellow beret

Oooookay.

Verse 4: Back at home a young wife waits // Her yellow beret has met his fate // He's been drafted for marching in a protest //Leaving her his last request

Are you screaming yet? Just wait.

Verse 5: Put a yellow streak down my son's back // Make sure that he never ever fights back // At his physical have him say he's gay // Have him win the yellow beret

And if that wasn’t enough, two of the last lyrics are “I've got a pimple on my trigger finger” (ew) and “well, we were planning on having children sometime soon” (devastating). These themes also align with The Great War, epiphany, etc.

But despite attempts to diminish their efforts through claims of cowardice, these “yellow beret” physician-scientists contributed to some of the most important and innovative medical research we have today. Dr. Fauci attended the training program, as well as nine others who went on to win Nobel Prizes.

Could it be that Taylor is trying to tell us that, while it looks like she dodged the draft (didn’t come out), she’s doing some important mastermind shit behind the scenes? Only time will tell, but since we are now at “dawn,” I believe daylight is soon to follow. ☀️

#gaylor #taylor swift #the eras tour #karma mv #karma taylor swift #karma is a cat #karma ft ice spice #karma remix #gaylor swift #swiftgron #kaylor

[lizbean99]

Ok so as a tumblr gaylor I have a few things to say about the leaked prologue.

Firstly, I don't think that passage was referring to people wondering if she may be queer so much as asking people not to sexualize her friendships, which if you weren't around in the OG 1989 era, happened a lot in mainstream media and was much different than a small group of gaylors on tumblr dot com.

That being said, I will not be speculating about Taylor's relationships with specific women she was friends with.

However, queer close reading of text is a valid and recognized discipline in academia. It is completely fair of me, as a gay person, to hear and find queer themes in Taylor's music. This is not me "outing" her, or speculating anything, just relating to themes that I find in my own life.

The final thing I want to say is that people are seemingly only focused on the part of the prologue that they think references gaylors, and not about the part right before it that asks to stop speculating about her relationships with men. I feel like whenever she asks people not to speculate about her relationships, gaylors are hit way harder than hetlors, who continue to do things like put Taylor and Travis's faces into AI software to generate what their baby might look like, and making pregnancy edits of her. Speculation is speculation, and if you want to come down on gaylors, you have to come down on the hetlors as well.

#taylor swift #swifties #1989 tv #taylor swift eras #i love you taylor #swiftie #wlw #lgbt #lgbtq #gaylor #gaylor swift #lgbetty #koincidences #swiftgron #friends of dorothea #kaylor

[lovelovelovelarry]

now i know reading comprehension is at an all time low because blondie wrote like three whole paragraphs about the media obnoxiously speculating about her relationships with men and how much it hurt and then one sentence that was basically about how she thought heteronormativity would protect her from that speculation but it didn’t. and then she specifically referenced how only being seen with woman started all the “hot girl cult” shit. and somehow the only takeaway on twitter is “SHE JUST ENDED GAYLORS 💀”… like, no. whether she’s queer or not, there’s a lot of things to takeaway from the prologue but there is no universe in which a correct one is “the whole point was specifically to shame gaylors”

#taylor swift #taylor’s version #1989 taylor's version #1989 tv #taylor swift 1989 #gaylor #kaylor #swiftgron #swifties

[ts-kk-blog]

WAIT A DAMN Minute.....😳👀🤯

Taylor Same dress color 🌼🌼(dasiy)

Same hand gesture (third Polaroid + kaylor pic)

Third Polaroid....

Brain dead............ 🤯🤯👀💯

@spade-riddles

#kaylor #karlie kloss #karlie what you want #taylor karlie #gaylor swift #swiftgron #gaylor #koincidences #taylor swift