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#swr incorrect quotes
incorrectpizza · 7 months
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Hera: I'll adopt all the murder kids and you adopt all the just edgy kids? Kanan: Why are we adopting murder kids???? Hera: Chopper needs friends with common interests.
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ladywren7 · 5 months
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Shin: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Sabine: It was autocorrect.
Shin: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Sabine: Yes.
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Sabine: It’s dark in here
Ezra: Don’t worry dude I got this
Ezra: *Stomps their feet*
Ezra: *Skechers light up*
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consider-da-lilies · 1 year
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Sabine: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Ezra: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Zeb: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Chopper: Put spaghetti in it.
Sabine: I am no longer taking suggestions
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seleneisrising · 1 year
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Rebels Texts from Last Night
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yourlocalminstrel · 1 year
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Thrawn: Your arrogance will be your downfall.
Ezra: Well, one of us has to be the bigger person, and it's not going to be me.
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cjskribblez · 2 years
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Thinking about that one time Maul led a literal blind man to an airlock and then. Just. Ejected him out into space.
Which is, without a DOUBT, the most TRASHIEST thing a single sentient being ever do to someone
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Star Wars Characters as Random Quotes I Collected From a Semester of College, Part Three
(This one’s fun size because I used a bunch of the ones from this semester on this!)
Anyone talking about Palpatine: You thought the double chin was bad? Try the quadruple forehead
Obi-Wan after Anakin kills younglings: When I trained you to assassinate people, I wasn’t training you to assassinate kindergarteners!
Anakin Skywalker: All good things come out of spite.
Kanan at all times after he meets Hera: At least I’m not intoxicated.
Hera @ the kids: I’m taking away your death wish privileges.
Anakin Skywalker, choking someone: Morals schmorals.
Hondo Ohnaka: Betrayal of the highest order is my only specialty. Oh, and also business.
The fandom @ Ahsoka: AHSOKA DID YOU DIE A G A I N
Ezra Bridger: When it comes to brain cells, I have negative 322.
Kanan Jarrus in A New Dawn: When in doubt, flirt.
Ezra Bridger: This holds a very special place in my heart because I stole it
The Sith: I love the feeling of helplessness and death and coldness.
The Ghost Crew adopting Ezra: There’s nothing sinful about kidnapping.
The Pike Syndicate: Gotta save the weed
Hera when sending the kids on a mission: Don’t be scared. Just don’t be stupid.
Kanan Jarrus after hearing the kids fight for 18292020 hours: I’m allergic to drama.
Hera: Says the biggest drama queen I know.
Bonus from Guardians of the Galaxy:
Kanan, Hera, Zaluna, and Skelly: “No one’s gonna blow up moons”
Count Vidian: “You just wanna suck the joy out of everything”
Bonus from Brooklyn Nine-Nine:
Kanan Jarrus: Kids, I love you. Hera, you’re perfect. Kasmir, DON’T CALL ME KID
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aaeeart · 1 month
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dying from @gamelpar 's use of incorrect quotes, specifically from this one
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Sabine: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Ezra: It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
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nicki0kaye · 4 months
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thank you @tyaz for this
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autumnwoodsdreamer · 6 months
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Sabine: Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one, boys.
Din: Ignite it is then.
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ladywren7 · 5 months
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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?
Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing me.
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yalakid · 1 year
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I’m rewatching rebels y’all
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consider-da-lilies · 1 year
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Ezra: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Zeb: You would eat yourself?
Ezra: I wouldn’t even question it.
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cunning-and-cool · 6 months
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Zeb: What are you doing?
Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.
Zeb:
Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.
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