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[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #18

Felix, staring at the table at some ungodly hour of the morning: ...I think I’m in love with the Jedi.

Zenith: Congratulations, you’re officially the last to know. 

#Felix is awake because he’s having a crisis of the heart #zenith is there because he has insomnia #swtor incorrect quotes #swtor #SWTOR Jedi Consular #felix iresso #swtor zenith

[sirloozelite]

Beniko and Shan - Best Friends

Theron: Lana, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Lana: No, it’s mine. Theron: It... looks just like the one I have... Lana: You don’t have one like this anymore.

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Lana: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Theron: You looked in a mirror? Lana: ...someday you will have to answer for your actions and the Force may not be so merciful.

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Theron: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. Theron: One... two... three. Lana: ... Theron: ... Theron: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Theron: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Lana, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

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Lana: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Theron. Theron: Hey!

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Lana: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Theron: You sleep with a teddybear. Lana: He’s my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Lana: *sees someone doing something stupid* Lana: What an idiot. Lana: *realizes it's Theron* Lana: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Lana: She's the girl of my dreams! Theron: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Lana: I have a lot of dreams.

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Lana: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Theron: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

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Theron: So, you lied to me? Lana: That depends on how you define lying. Theron: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Lana: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

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Theron: "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves." Lana: ... Lana: What a stupid fucking quote. Lana: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

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Theron: I failed my safety training course today. Lana: Why, what happened? Theron: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Lana: And? Theron: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Theron: Lana, you're my best friend. Lana: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Lana: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Theron: Did you have to stab them? Lana: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me. Theron: What did they say? Lana: "What are you going to do, stab me?" Theron: That’s fair.

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Theron: Any advice before Lana and I fight? The Outlander: Don’t wet yourself in public. Theron: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

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[jb-nonsense]

Gault: Because if there's anything we've learned, it's that you can't do it without me.

Bounty Hunter: First of all, we haven't learned anything over the years.

(source)

#swtor #star wars: the old republic #star wars the old republic #swtor bounty hunter #gault rennow #I saw the gifset and felt it needed to be done #swtor incorrect quotes

[chubbyooo]

Dath Marr: you know, Satele and I are having a baby.

Kyradia (sith inquisitor): oh my god congratulations that’s-

Darth Marr: *slams papers in front of him* it’s you. sign here.

#swtor #darth marr #kyradia zandar #Sith Inquisitor #satele shan #swtor incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect swtor quotes

[indinelle]

Incorrect Quotes 1

Outlander, Texting Lana: Lana! Help, I'm being kidnapped!

Lana: Where are you?

Outlander: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Lana: I'll call Theron

Theron (answering call): Y'ello?

Lana: Where's the commander? They just texted me saying that they're being kidnapped

Theron: What do you mean? They're right next to me-

Theron:

Theron: I'll call you back *hangs up*

Theron: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Outlander: WHO ARE YOU?!

#swtor #swtor incorrect quotes #lana beniko #theron shan

[thenachlegacy]

Theron, reenacting his life: And Senya, you can play the role of my mother!

Senya: I don’t want to be your mother.

Theron: Great! You already know your lines!

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[the-sith-in-the-sky-with-diamond]

Theron, fiercely standing against Scourge: I only taking my orders from the commander !

The commander : it s too dangerous stay there honey.

(Later)

Theron being found on the ship with senya and arcann

Luhcy: …

Theron: I have a good reason!!

Luhcy: is that so?

Theron: you haven’t said it was an order.

Luhcy: try again

Theron: You’re so pretty that I can’t take my eyes off you.

Luhcy: ok, then what about them? *points at senya and arcann*

Arcann: same. Oh no wait-

Senya: Abord the mission I repeat abord the mission

#swtor #theron shan #oc: luhcy #senya tirall #arcann #swtor shenanigans #swtor incorrect quotes

[sithsandstardust]

Vette: why does Amalthea call you babygirl?

Malavai: how about we stop talking for a little while.

#this goes for any SW X Malavai #they call him babygirl I know it #star wars #swtor #game: swtor #swtor incorrect quotes #swtor companions #swtor stuff #swtor oc #swtor sith warrior #sith Warrior #vette swtor #vette #swtor vette #malavai quinn #lieutenant quinn #OC: Amalthea Ismiro

[rukiexramen]

Syvis sure missed her old crew

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[barsenthorsholocron]

Sith Inquisitor: Call me Darth Evictius, the way I be trying to kick out these ghosts.

#swtor headcanon #swtor inquisitor #swtor incorrect quotes

[wackyart]

Cockroach ankles

Luce: Since having the "bee knees" means are amazing etc... Lana: Yes ? Luce, darling, what's your question-... Luce *twirling Lana's hair strands with her hands, sitting next to her*: If I find someone to be horrible or annoying... Can it be like "cockroach ankles" or "centipede toes" ? Lana *snapping her neck in Theron's direction, death stare*: Please tell me you haven't given her another highly sweetened coffee with triple dose of whipped cream and 6 sugars in it. 'Cause judging by what she's asking right now, I can already know she probably had one and I haven't given her one. So, Theron, please tell me wHY-

Luce *running away in another room, giggling happily*: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE !! Lana *sighs heavily as she stands up*: You *points to Theron* are grounded. Luce, sweetheart, I know you love the Backstreet Boys but please-

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[fabeong]

SWTOR incorrect quotes #9

Zenith: If you see the Jedi, give her this message Zenith: *makes neutral face* Zenith: She'll know what it means *later* Felix: Oh, and Zenith said to give you a message Felix: *makes neutral face* Rysan (Consular): Ah shit, the neutral face of displeasure

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[incorrectswtorquotes]

How to Measure a Drop

Lana: "How much of a drop do you say that is?"

Commander: *looks down* "I could throw down a stone or something."

Lana: "Oh yeah. Good idea." *pushes Commander down the drop*

Commander: 0_0

Lana: *hears the thud* "Twenty feet."

#swtor #star wars #star wars the old republic #outlander #submission #source: doctor who #swtor incorrect quotes #lana beniko #swtor commander #thanks for the submission!

[jb-nonsense]

Valkorion: Hero of Tython, my old friend!    Jedi Knight: I think you tried to kill me at some point. Valkorion: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.

#swtor #star wars: the old republic #swtor incorrect quotes #valkorion #emperor vitiate #tenebrae #swtor jedi knight

[chubbyooo]

Kyradia (Sith inquisitor), eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Kavaraa (jedi consular), who walked out of her bedroom in her house into her kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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[indinelle]

Incorrect Quotes 2

Smuggler: You're right

Risha: that's...an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

#swtor #swtor incorrect quotes #swtor smuggler #risha drayen