#syd squeaks

[kylejsugarman]

the way that walt jr was treated throughout the entirety of "breaking bad".........there aren't enough hammers in the world for walter white

#syd squeaks #remembering what walt jr went thru is. (vision goes white and all i hear is a high pitched ringing)

[silly-pony-jester]

What is thisss 😭

#🎠 #syd squeaks #I’m already tired of this fandom and I have a feeling this isn’t gonna be the worst of it #amanda the adventurer #amanda the adventurer wooly

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

#syd squeaks #he'd still have a roomba i think bc thats just a good investment. its good technology. it vacuums for u #but i can so easily picture sad drone all fucked up #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[kylejsugarman]

so fucked up that walter white is out there right now stealing christmas. just hauling that shit away. and lying to jesse that he’s just taking his tree back to his workshop to fix it up because there’s a light on one side that won’t light quite right and getting him a glass of water and sending him back to bed?? that’s fucked.

#syd squeaks #he took that last can of who hash #breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white

[kylejsugarman]

obviously theres not a market for "toys" based on prestige tv shows but god i wish there were breaking bad toys. i want a doll-sized RV that opens up like a barbie dreamhouse and has tons of tiny flasks and barrels and a bunsen burner that if u push down on it, it plays a steam hiss sound bite and glows red with an LED. i want a polly pocket compact of jesse's house that comes with a little jesse who is magnetized so u can stick him in different rooms and change out his magnetized beanies. i want a saul goodman tamagotchi that lets me train my saul to be good at slipping and reward him with cigarettes and connect him to the kim tamagotchi so they can socialize together

#syd squeaks #guy who collects toys: getting a lot of fun toy vibes from this show #all we have are those despicable plushies and dead-eyed action figures/funko pops.....i want breaking bad toys #breaking bad #a full lego playset of the super lab.....

[kylejsugarman]

ill never forget that one post someone made in the r/med school subreddit where it was a meme like "'minorities have it sooo easy, they'll get accepted to any med school because they're minorities' 'meanwhile, first year med school class: (that one pic of the row of identical looking white guys at a baseball game)'" and the mods locked that post for being racist dFGHDFHDG

#syd squeaks #its racist to point out that most doctors and med students are white even tho its literally a true fact 😔

[kylejsugarman]

happy october from jesse and his 3XL jack o lantern swag

#syd squeaks #shirts that make u look 12 entire years of age #breaking bad #I want to set this on something but its cropped so weird #jesse pinkman

[kylejsugarman]

"walt wasn't evil from the beginning!!" walt literally drank jesse's beer and smoked jesse's weed without asking in the second episode

#syd squeaks #jesse's loose giant pile of weed on the kitchen counter but still. it was NOT up for grabs #breaking bad #jesse pinkman #walter white

[kylejsugarman]

“the queen never asked to be queen, she had responsibility thrust upon her and had to carry a nation when she was just a young adult” ok jesse pinkman was a young adult when his former chemistry teacher blackmailed him into cooking meth with him and he carried the weight of everyone’s sins without colonizing multiple nations. also he lived bitch.

#syd squeaks #he killed less people than the queen too so ur argument is falling apart #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[kylejsugarman]

it always blows my mind when people are shocked by or even disbelieving of the fact that "breaking bad" is like a genuinely funny show with actual jokes and absurd situations. do they really think the most critically-acclaimed, popular show of all time got that way because its fucking miserable and dour and gritty The Whole Time

#syd squeaks #he literally threw that pizza onto the fucking roof. and cooked meth. life is absurd. jesse said cow house #breaking bad

[kylejsugarman]

#syd squeaks #im super psyched for this movie but what kind of goofy goober ass trap #saw #saw x #ask to tag

[kylejsugarman]

i adore the breaking bad scene where all the guys at don eladio's place drink the poisoned tequila and start dropping dead because we the audience understand that this is an act of revenge that gus has been planning for years to avenge the death of his business and romantic partner, but jesse was never told any of this so he just got brought to a baller pool party by his new scary boss, a hot girl sat on his cock, and then everyone started dying and shooting at each other while he just stood there like

#syd squeaks #no one bothered to tell him that gus was going to pull a revenge prank gone right because he was the new guy #breaking bad #the idea of jesse trying to explain this experience later on to walt and walt hitting him with the 'jesse what the fuck are u talking abt' #jesse pinkman #gus fring

[kylejsugarman]

love how marie didnt meet jesse until the absolute very end of the show so shes had all this buildup from hank about this awful pinkman guy who sucks and is the worst, hes so terrible that hank had no choice but to go to his house and beat the shit out of him unprovoked, hes a horrible monster who is only staying with them out of pure necessity so they can bring down walt, and marie finally meets him after all this time and this mythical criminal jesse pinkman is literally just fucking posted in her guest bedroom like

#syd squeaks #they couldnt have met earlier or else marie would've become obsessed with fixing him. marie LOVES taking on people as 'projects' #she would've fixed him #breaking bad #marie schrader #jesse pinkman

[kylejsugarman]

making a new post for it but if u have considered donating to a palestinian cause, specifically the palestine children's relief fund, please consider doing it through my link: https://pcrf1.app.neoncrm.com/pediatricians-for-palestine

the money u donate will go directly to the PCRF just as if u had donated through a general link, but with this link, u will help me with my goal of establishing a concrete foundation for a palestine-focused organization at my medical school and its associated teaching hospital. the physicians in palestine who have been martyred and continue placing themselves in unfathomable danger to help their patients should serve not just as an inspiration but be assisted by their fellow physicians across the world in caring for palestine.

if u would like something in return for ur donation, just say the word!! provide me with ur receipt and i will find a way to thank u for ur generosity. please help the PCRF and please prove to an institution that has the best specialized pediatric programs in the state that the children of palestine should and must be included in their charitable efforts.

"If I go, who will treat my patients? ... You think I went to medical school and for my post-graduate degrees for a total of 14 years so [I'd] think only about my life and not my patients?" — Dr. Hammam Alloh, martyred in November 2023

#syd squeaks #the qr codes kept expiring and a link just seems to work better on here #anyway: even if u dont donate thru my link just please keep giving ur money. dont sit around feeling helpless please donate #palestine #palestine children's relief fund #medblr #studyblr

[kylejsugarman]

cannot believe people out there really complain about how much jesse cries on breaking bad. its weird that most other tv characters didn't and don't cry as much as him. its not cathartic to watch horrors happen to characters who just take it stone-faced or quip about it. if walter white was out there strategically destroying everything i loved to maintain his psychological grip on me, id be bawling day and night. jesse is the most normal fucking character of all time

#syd squeaks #'he was so whiny' he was literally experiencing the horrors on a daily basis. and yet his whimsy remained #I love my crying little guy I love my emotional man #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[kylejsugarman]

the irony of walt jr (flynn) being named after his father when he is, in every conceivable way, the opposite of him. for every selfish, cowardly, cruel thing walt did, flynn just became more generous, brave, and loving. playing with holly and giving her love while walt is out "working for his family" and neglecting them in the process. inventing gofundme to save his father's life while walt sits there and seethes because no one's giving Him any kudos for his earnings. comforting a high, weepy walt on his own birthday. throwing himself in front of skyler to protect her, doing more for her in that one gesture than walt has ever done for either of them. flynn had every virtue that walt Believed himself to have and everything he did, he truly did for his family.

#syd squeaks #I know its old news at this point but I love flynn so much that its truly unreal #that kid was so brave and kind and had to be so mature while his family unraveled around him #breaking bad #walter white #flynn white #skyler white