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merelypassingtime · a day ago
13: Borrow
“I need to borrow Venom,” Anne said, cutting right to the chase.
Eddie choked on the mocha Anne had bought them, the trenta sized mocha with extra chocolate syrup-yeah, he should've guessed something was up. 
“What?!” he spluttered.
“I need to borrow Venom,” Anne repeated calmly. “Just for a day.”
Anne looked away and muttered something about work and winning.
“How would having Venom help you win a case at work?”
Not a case, Venom corrected him. A race.
“A race?” Eddie asked, bewildered.
Anne looked embarrassed. “Yeah, a race. Our office is doing a 5k charity run to raise money for a prisoner advocacy group, and I need to borrow Venom for it.”
“But why? You’re in good shape, you could do 5k easily all on your own.”
“Yeah, but I need to win.”
“But, it’s a charity thing,” Eddie said. “It’s not like there’s any prizes, right?”
“Oh, there’s a prize alright, and that prize is gonna be finishing before that asshole Kyle. I’ve told you about Kyle, right?” 
Eddie nodded because Anne had indeed complained about her coworker Kyle often and virulently.
“Well,” Anne continued, “Kyle’s been bragging for weeks about how good he is at running, about his advanced training regimen for the race, and about the other marathons he’s almost placed in. So, I need to beat the insufferable prick or I’ll be forced to listen to him gloat for months.”
Eddie nodded in understanding, he remembered how much he hated those sorts of coworkers. Hell, it’d been years but a part of him still lothed that one cocky photographer he’d worked with back in New York.
“What do you think, love?” Eddie asked the alien who was right then sneaking a drink of their mocha. “You wanna help Anne?”
But we would be apart! Venom whined.
“Only for a couple hours, tops.”
“Yeah,” Anne chimed in. “I’d get you back to Eddie as soon as we win, I promise.”
What’s in it for me?
“It’s not rewarding enough to help a friend in need?” Anne demanded in mock indignation. 
“No,” Eddie and Venom said together.
Anne sniffed. “Fine, I see how it is. What do you want? No, let me guess: Chocolate?”
No, Venom said, surprising them both. When you give me back to Eddie, I want you to do it by kissing him again.
“Oh, Venom, I’m not sure that’s a good idea-” Eddie started, but Anne cut him off.
“Done,” she said, holding out her hand for Venom to shake.
As Venom moved Eddie’s hand to meet Anne’s, Eddie protested again, “But what about Dan?!”
“Oh," Anne said with a smirk, "don’t worry about him. I’ll make sure he’s there to watch this time.”
When Eddie could only stare blankly at her, Anne winked and added, “Now drink your coffee, it’s getting cold.”
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ushiteniscanon · 15 hours ago
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Yes I ship this ik I'm weird 😩
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bb-winchester-d · a day ago
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They are so cute! 😫
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tonkysexist · 2 days ago
Everytime I see a straight film bro try and slander Venom or LTBC I start loving them a little more.
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movietimegirl · 2 days ago
Venom: Eddie and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Eddie: Sentences.
Venom: Don't interrupt me!
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ilitiaforever · 2 days ago
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With great tenderness. Venom and Sleeper. #myart #mpreg #Venom #Venom2 #symbrock #nobis #fanficnobis #babysleeper #sleeper #cuteart #veddie
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skiplo-wave · 2 days ago
Venom: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! *gets maced* I WAS WRONG! I WAS HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG!
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frying-panties · 20 hours ago
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I didn’t like anything about the entire drawing much, except for this very part
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gothicashworld · 4 months ago
Sony really went "you know our target audience is monsterfuckers so let's make Venom as much husband material as characteristically possible in the trailer" and it worked
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that-house · 4 months ago
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Venom learned about Miette
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merelypassingtime · 2 days ago
14: Venom’s cooking with gas suggested by @lmtyl
Okay, Venom said, his voice full of pride, first up we have a lovely Eggs Benedict, served with locally caught smoked salmon, followed by a Quiche Lorraine made with aged Asiago cheese.
Next we’ll move onto the sweet portion of the meal, with Liege waffles and cinnamon roll french toast.
And finally we’ll finish the meal with a homestyle twist on a trendy dish: Avocado buttermilk biscuits!
Eddie looked down at the two plates piled high with what could charitably be called food.
One plate dripped something that might have been mustard or cheese sauce, he genuinely wasn’t sure.
Looking back up into Venom’s grinning face, Eddie forced himself to think about all the effort he’d put into making this apology breakfast rather than think about the breakfast itself.
“Thanks, darling,” he said with enough genuine affection to keep the symbiote smiling. And when he added, “Of course, you’re gonna help me eat it, right?” 
That made Venom positively beam at him.
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shurisneakers · 4 months ago
the monsterfuckers really won huh. who had domestic girlboss venom and malewife eddie on their bingo card for 2021
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bb-winchester-d · a day ago
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« I'm done with this guy! »
I guess he's talking about Cletus or someone else ... but imagine if he was talking about Eddie after a fight between them!
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mandoisgay · 4 months ago
i actually couldn’t care less about carnage i’m going to the cinema to watch an hour and a half of tom hardy playing a tired man trying to do damage control after his outer space spouse wrecked shit all the while sharing domestic bliss and teaching said spouse about the world
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rustandruin · 4 months ago
I appreciate that Eddie Brock is still such a mess of a man. Here he is, in his dump of an apartment, with chickens running under foot and a sign that says “No Eating People,” as the symbiote he is married to sharing a body with cooks them both breakfast.
It’s genuinely perfect.
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paper-storm · 4 months ago
The first scene of the new Venom trailer being basically domestic fan fiction is absolutely sending me 😂😂 a bunch of executives at Sony really went “alright well this is weird as shit but it’s what will sell so fine you horny fuckers we’ll give it to you”. See this is what capitalism should be. The invisible hand of the market should tilt toward what the people actually want even if that thing is monster fucking. Imma write an essay on how this is what Adam Smith was actually talking about
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nanakoblaze · a month ago
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Venom 2 trailer got me excited already 
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