Reason #392737482229378 why I'm glad I'm not a teen or young adult rn:
...Y'all are fuckin' gross. (Not just the young ones, but anyone, and anyone you're sleeping with.)
Y'all aren't wrapping it up, or you're fucking too many people, or too many of the wrong people (who never wrapped it up before...thanks Tindr and Grindr). Syphilis was on the decline back in my day because we practiced safer sex due to the AIDS epidemic. What has to happen to tell you to practice it?
I met one of my older men because I was an AIDS/HIV activist at my high school who was very, very fucking vocal about safer sex (because there's no such thing as "safe sex", only safer sex). I made the papers because of it, and we worked together on a project that was geared towards young people practicing safer sex.
It's ironic since we didn't use protection, however we both had complete STD panels before we started fucking (we were both clean). I still remember our exchange of results in the car...it was surreal even for me. W (his name began with a W, yes 💀) was the one with cystic fibrosis, so he was also sterile (up to 98% of men with CF are sterile/infertile).
I lucked out with him...but in this post-everything world, I wouldn't risk any of that now...because y'all are gross. Stop being gross. Wrap it up 💀
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I call my advisor about something very specific work related that could be cleared up in 2 minutes and end up one hour later trying to keep it together while he goes on a tangent about something completely out of pocket
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one fear i've got if the dc crossover movies continue is that they'll introduce the batfam and 1. make dick grayson unattractive (an almost impossible feat tbf but given rwby's ugly ass art style it wouldn't surprise me) and 2. make jason todd adam 2.0 and be treated by the fandom as such. i need them to stay away from my babies.
if they touch dick then i am making miles luna deactivate for his anti romani crimes, bet on it
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always a rude awakening when i’m trying to tell someone about my super cool research job and i realize the number of people who actually care about the requirements for biotech patent applications is like. shockingly low.
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I love that people hated him because he was successful. he was just too good at winning!! the fact that people were wishing for him to at least get hit with an STD and he didn't is so hilarious !!
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Ah, Ignaz Semmelweis. I described you as “a bit of a dick about hand hygiene, understandably, and the guy who shouldn’t have been the one to figure it out.” The lady giving the introduction and history before the opera called you “an ass” which is also fair and true. You really did try to help.
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I was supposed to ink a comic page but I just got so wrapped up in this man’s diary…..I need to know everything that happens.
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