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#t’challa incorrect quotes
incorrectquotesmcu · 9 days
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Ramonda: No kid wants a sibling. I mean, T'Challa hated you so much, he gave you to another family and said you were an orphan. Took us a week to track you down.
Shuri: You gave me to another family?!?
T'Challa: I might have.
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Tony: PETER
Peter: First name, could be fine
Tony: BENJAMIN
Y/n reading her book: Middle name, not looking so good!
Tony: PARKER!!
Shuri: You are in trouble
T’Challa: You too Princess Shuri of Wakanda!!!
Bucky walking with Natasha: What happened?
Y/n: Hi mom, hi dad. Shuri and Peter messed with Tony and T’Challa’s suits.
Natasha: Again?
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iwannabesawtrapped · 1 year
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marvel studios deciding to use kendrick lamar for the black panther soundtrack was the best decision they’ve ever made
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buthearmeouttho · 5 months
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If I was part of the mcu (Pt. 25)
(Still after being snapped away)
Me: ten
Yelena: nine
Shuri: eight
Peter Parker, whom we recruited to our ranks of chaos: seven
Groot: I am Groot (six)
Dr. Strange: what are you doin-
all of us: shut up
me: fiiiiiiiive
Yelena: foour
Shuri: threeeeee
Peter: twoooooooooo
Groot: I am grooooooooooot… (Oneeeeeeeeeeeee)
All of us: hAPPY NEW YEAR, ANOTHER YEAR IN WHEREVER THIS IS
Dr. Strange:
Sam:
Bucky:
Sam: I’ll go get the decorations, y’all should have told me-
T’challa: *blinks in confusion*
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marvelshmarvel · 3 years
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Shuri: Come here.
T’Challa: No.
Shuri: Why?
T’Challa: Cause you’re gonna hit me.
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incorrecttmarvell · 3 years
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t’challa: captain rogers will be landing in Wakanda in one hour
bucky:
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Peter: Can you dislike someone but still love them?
T’challa: Do you have siblings?
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incorrectmcuquotess · 3 years
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T’Challa: Hi, Carl. Clint: Clint. T’Challa: It's unimportant; it won't come up again.
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delusionalwriterr · 4 years
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T’challa: how long has he been like this?
Shuri: a couple days now
T’challa: should we do anything?
Steve [face smushed against Bucky’s cryo chamber]: i jush mish him sho mush
Shuri: no leave the man be
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pedropascll · 4 years
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getmepizzza · 3 years
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Shuri: I’m cold, brother
T’Challa: wait here, I’ll get you a jacket
Thor: I’m cold too
Loki: want me to set you on fire?
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waterfire1848 · 3 years
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Steve: Let’s do a headcount here. There’s the King of Wakanda, Princess of Wakanda, a top general of Wakanda, The Falcon, a Master of the Mystic Arts, The Guardians of the Galaxy, Spider Man, a semi stable 100 year old man, a Valkyrie, The Scarlet Witch, a couple dozen sorcerers, The Wasp, Rescue, Ant-Man, The Hulk, War Machine, billions of other and you, big fella, you managed to piss off every single one of them.
Thanos: That was the plan.
Steve: Not a great plan because when they come, and they will, they’ll come for you.
Thanos: I have an army.
Steve: We have Tony.
Steve: And there’s one other person you pissed off, her name was Natasha Romanoff.
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Kitty as Queen of Wakanda: It is no concern of mine whether or not your family has…what was it again?
Random Wakandan: Um, food?
Kitty: HA! You should’ve thought of that before you became peasants!
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marvelshmarvel · 3 years
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Sam: At some point we need to have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal
Tony: Yeahhhh let’s see how fast the mf’s can really go
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incorrecttmarvell · 4 years
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Peter: *screams*
Shuri: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Tony: should we do something?
T’challa, observing: no, I want to see who wins
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