#taco thoughts

[thoughtsfromataco]

We should have another Mishapocalypse but with Blaze this time

#taco thoughts #i mean i am personally unwilling to blaze a post #but im saying that we should have another mishapocalypse now that blaze is a feature #and anyone who is willing to blaze pictures of misha should do so #mishapocalypse #misha collins #supernatural #spn

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[keymintt]

baja betrayal

#art #doodles #comics #me #we enter the taco bell to pick up food real quick. i make a mild fool of myself in the span of five minutes. we leave #thought the magenta part was like. a syrup they drizzled into it or smthin......... #so i was expecting it to stick to the cup a bit. be a little bit of a flourish yknow #it tasted fine btw like baja blast a little to the left idk

[floofyboi57]

I had a vision-

#epithet erased #naven nuknuk #molly blyndeff #yoomtah zing #zap apple #nyoom #thought about this quote from Into the Florpus #and I couldn’t not make an epithet comic #off topic but I’m proud of myself for how close I got the artstyle #like legit- I’m really proud of myself for this #and it’s a comic where Yoomtah admits to eating a baby in a taco place

[maxphilippa]

woah

evil bisexuals

#inanimate insanity #ii #inanimate insanity invitational #ii 2 #ii 3 #ii spoilers #i think???? #iii 15 spoilers #inanimate insanity blueberry #inanimate insanity taco #ii taco #ii blueberry #blueberry ii #taco ii #everyone drew cabtaco when they thought cabby was a villain. so #ii bluetaco #ii tacoberry #max does art

[pompadourks]

Dutch and Hosea when you tell them there will be illiterate orphans at the function

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #they picked up both Arthur and John by their scruffs (The collars of thier shirts) and bought them the cutest toys (guns) #Dutch: You’re my friend now we’re having soft tacos later :)) #14 year old Arthur who was trying to pickpocket him and thought he was about to get his hand chopped off: 🧍‍♂️

[scenezfreak]

Riding Jtk?🤭

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

Riding Jeff the Killer

Warnings: Choking, degrading, mean Jeff, Blood…

Short story (sorry 😔🙏)

NOT PROOF READ, MINORS DNI.

You were on top of Jeff, his cock fully planted inside of you. “Go on, move slut.” He hissed out. You complied and lifted your hips up agonizingly slow before slamming them back down, soon you found your rhythm, lifting your hips and slamming them back down. Sounds of your moans and the clapping of when your ass met his thighs filled the room. Jeff has had a long day, getting annoyed at your slow pace. He grabbed your hips, forcing you to fuck yourself on him faster, your hands gripping his fresh bloody hoodie. His hips met yours halfway, wanting to cum fast to feel that euphoria.

“What a whore, are you seriously getting more wet because I’m all bloody? If you like it so much then you should just lick me clean…” he said teasingly. Your mind was foggy, Jeff’s hand moved up to choke you, using it as more leverage to fuck you faster. “Well?” He said, looking at you expectantly as he used his other hand and held it up to your face. He didn’t think you’d actually do it, but you poked your tongue out, licking the blood from his previous kill from his fingers and hand. “Fuck” he muttered under his breath and fucked into you harder.

Jeff shoved two of his fingers in your mouth, you gagged slightly and he laughed. “What a dumb pet. Doing anything I ask of you” he said. Your hold clenched at his words, he retracted his hand from your mouth and put it on your thigh, gripping hard. “So damn tight, I’m surprised since all you do is beg for my cock, slut.” His words urged you on further, you finally came undone with a load moan. You were squeezing him so tight how could he not cum too? He spilled inside of you as he forces himself in all the way to the hilt. His warm cum bringing you comfort. Still having his hand wrapped around your hand, he brought you closer to him and gave you a quick kiss. “Obedient whore~”

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #jeff the killer smut #smut #creepypasta smut #I FUCKED THAT TACO BELL UP #You guys are fr js feeding my thoughts

[overlordinavoid]

Was this an excuse to draw wings? ye- You can't prove anything

Anyways, did some fanart of @yunsed's sona!

He keeps popping up on my feed, what do you want me to do? Not draw them? You have come to the wrong place for that

Go give yun a follow, such a wonderful artist and seeing his art makes my day

Have a good day/night!

#i need sleep #artists on tumblr #taco talks #fanart #oc fanart #yunsed's sona #digital art #wings #wing drawing #now let me just say #that i have barely done colored line art #this was a little tricker then i thought it was gonna be #but im happy with how this turned out #artwork #digital drawing

[thoughtsfromataco]

To this day I see ofmd and my brain goes "oh my fucking dod"

#taco thoughts #yep! i know it is not even in the right order #but here we are #ofmd

[2000-man1]

He probably eats tacos while watching porn.

#rock n roll #kiss #kiss band #ace frehley my beloved #spaceman #ace frehley #choked on a taco #welcome to my thoughts at 3am

[wandasaura]

natasha would introduce you to smoking by taking a hit of her own and shotgunning you x

#this thought was brought to you by a mini bowl and taco bell #wandasaura

[legendary-guest]

Ron Stoppable would 100% become Therapy Naked Mole Rat in the future. Forget destiny, forget Mystical Monkey Power, forget being a sidekick to KP.

He is going to dress up in a naked mole rat suit and take phone calls from random strangers on the Internet and listen to their problems. It is so much easier than saving the world, and he is still helping people!

He has KP as a guest, as well as Dr. Drakken and Shego.

Yes, I love Therapy Gecko.

#kim possible #ron stoppable #legendary thoughts #So many great moments to lift from the actual show #Like the McDonald's and I think Taco Bell gang war #or the one where a guy calls in to confess that he has his gf eat spicy food and spit it up into his mouth and then she gets on call #can't forget the two guys with one testicle each and Lyle brings them together to talk - extremely Ron moment #He would

[teeth-draws]

Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha

#shepherds of haven #trouble alder #halle beren #if you were wondering why red and the others had such different styles it’s bc this is the missing link #thought I’d try and paint aka no lines! and a background! wild! #anyway in a hs au where their respective single parents are alive #trouble is supported and thriving as the king of social butterflies #she is less feral but also less confident and she pines for him night and day #she is positive he can’t be that thick and he just wants to be friends - every time she tries to ask him out he invites a group #hang in there girl #this will all come to a head where she swears off her feelings for him and finally starts dating the guy from her smart girl class #and trouble who has always kinda liked that tall redhead or whatever suddenly wants to crack his head in the door #-what’s he got that I don’t got?- but all the girls just laugh at him so he sulks #what do you mean you’re going to the library with him what about our Tuesday night taco tradition??? bruh #the vibe as always is energetic extrovert x introverted baddie #teenage trouble punches walls and that’s a shame but also can’t be untrue #here ig he’s like 17 and she’s 18?? they both live in the poorer district of the city and she uses his mum’s laundromat #it’s a fixture in the community and part of the reason he’s so nosy and earnestly involved with everyone #her ears are pierced so much to mimic THE halek prince of whom she has a picture of in her locker #she is overthinking which music to play on their shared earphones even though he’s off with the fairies #this is why AirPods suck like the intimacy of earphones is unparalleled it’s all about the lean #anyway no doubt years of on and off infatuation vs his obliviousness culminates in dating someone else and avoidance #until either his dad shows up out of nowhere and he bangs on her door in the rain OR like her dad does something extra depresso #and she goes to him straight away #then there is a dramatic confession at the school festival or something #or his mum whacks him over the head ig and makes him walk her home when it’s still awkward between them and he can’t stand the weird mood #also they were going to be wearing their school bags but I got tired lmao so they’re on the ground while they commute it’s fine #he ate her up though tbh lmao #as usual the tags are nonsensical there is so much moisturiser in my eyes I’ve been writing reports for hours and have met so many weirdos #her phone is the shiny drampa that rotted my brain enough for me to create her in it’s image when I was shiny hunting

[burgycreeper405-blog]

"Oh golly! Do I get to hear your voice before i head out?"

i imagined like,, her voice before was like in the first season, was voiced by Adam, and now her new voice would be her recent voice in s2 if you get what I'm imagining here jgdjgd

anyways

#burg art #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #inanimate insanity marshmallow #but is a robot... #inanimate insanity knife #inanimate insanity taco #ii marshmallow #ii knife #ii taco #the thought of knife saying golly and other stuffs test tube says jgdhjf #ii gkgg au

[an-sceal]

I think one of the things about media set in the 80s and 90s that doesn't convey to those who didn't experience them is the solitude. The true loneliness of being awake at the wrong hour, or living far from town.

I used to get off work at 9pm. I'd get in my shitty little car (I miss you, Blue Bomber) and drive straight down main street in my city. Everything was closed by then except the gas stations, even the grocery stores. Sometimes I'd stop at the AM/PM for a fountain drink, but mostly not, because I was going to need that $0.79 later in the week for gas. I'd only stop on the nights I felt the loneliest- me and the convenience store clerk were of the same cloth. We were the last people like us we were going to talk to that day. I don’t remember her name. I'd drive for miles, until the strip malls gave out and became fields, and eventually ran through the citrus orchards that used to dot the Mesa area. When the trees were in bloom you could smell them for a good mile before you got there, even over the constant scent of dust and too-hot blacktop.

Some nights I'd park on an access road in the trees and lay my seat back. Windows open, engine off, no music. There were no voices. No cars going by most of the time. Everyone was safe at home with the last hour of prime time tv for company, getting ready for bed. It wasn’t quiet, but it was solitary. It was alone. Nobody knew where I was-- my mom went to bed at 8pm and left for work at 4am. My sister was in high school, out with friends or at home in her room. We didn't have cell phones. My friends lived in California, Florida, Virginia, Vermont. I sent them letters every few weeks, or maybe caught them in an email over the weekend. Sometimes they even replied the same DAY.

I think that's a thing that's hard to explain to someone who has always had the option of connection at the tip of their fingers. Not in a "kids these days don't know the struggle" way. It's more that you can't explain how it felt to be truly alone with yourself. How solitude was an unspoken companion at all times, a cultural touchstone so ubiquitous it never needed to be named explicitly. When you watch older movies, you see it in the quiet character staring out the window. Sitting in their car. They aren't waiting for someone to come to them. They’re acknowledging that they've been shifted out of the normal way of things just enough that the shared experience of doing things at the same time, but always separately, doesn't apply. That was what we had then, because humans crave connection and shared culture. You might be watching tv alone, but everyone in your town was watching tv then. You might be going to bed by yourself, but the news was over, so it was time to do that. If you didn’t, you'd be out of sync.

I don't have nostalgia for it, not really. It was lonely. But I do think that, too, is a shared experience, and maybe one that we don't have anymore. If you knew what it was to be a person at the wrong time, to be alone, to be in a car in the middle of a town where everyone else was asleep and the last person you were going to talk to that night was the graveyard shift gas station attendant-- if you knew that, I think it never went away. I think you can watch things set in that era now and feel unsettled at the easy connection, the passing communication and how quickly people discard their interactions. Because you can't explain to a culture where anyone is always a message away what it feels like to be the only person in your whole world.

#yeah this is about stranger things #but also the modern cobra kai interpretation of what the 80s were like #and also just the ramblings thoughts of someone who used to work a swing shift back before taco bell was open all night

[lucidd-the-weirdo]

My only take away from III 18 was that Groscer is fucking GIANT /SILLY

Also I came up with a new rarepair from it- I call it grosco FHSNFHNJ

Also a Taco design that came into my mind while in the shower!!!

#lucidds drawing hoard #groscer ii #taco ii #grosco #OFC I HAD OTHER THOUGHTS TOO!!! #IT WAS A GOOD EPISODE #BUT LIKE. A LITTLE SHORT #btw the four arms idea for groscer came from max!!! hi max!!! :3