#tag as ship and i steal your bones

[arguablysomaya]

Jason: *takes a bite* Amazing.

Dick: My curry?

Jason: No, my patience for your cooking skills.

#tag as ship and i steal your bones #dcu #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #DC #dc universe #DC Universe #batkids #incorrect dcu #dick grayson #jason todd

[angelicalacrimae]

OUGH???? /vpos

look at these idiots

#ciel phamtonhive #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji #black butler #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[beckyblah]

Sometimes you gotta climb onto a roof and commiserate w ur new bestie about how you’re both depressed and sad <3 just teenager things

You know the drill by now, not my most fave art but by god I drew it so now you’ll see it !!

#luz nozeda #luz noceda #toh luz #hunter toh #toh hunter #toh #owl house #the owl house #toh fanart #toh art #the owl house fanart #owl house art #owl house hunter #toh season 3 #the owl house season 3 #my art #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[moonolor]

#marx kirby #kirby memes #kirby #kirby super star #kirby super star ultra #marx #tumblr memes #kirby nintendo #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[atschoolunfortunetly]

Wholesome Sonic and Tails Wednesday Once Again

Based on me and my brother's interactions. Fic is under the cut! Enjoy!

“Tails, I’m bored.”

“Well, that seems like a you problem.”

Sonic sighed as he laid down on the floor in Tail’s workshop. The fox was working on something that he says isn’t going to be important. Just a fun little project for him to indulge in his hobby. Sonic, on the other hand, has nothing to do. That leads into the situation that is currently happening.

“Tailssss, give me something to do!”

“Why don’t you go for a run? Or check up on the others?”

“I already did! Everyone else is doing other things right now!”

He wasn’t lying. Amy was babysitting Cream, the Chaotix were working on a case that they wished to do by themselves, Knuckles was busy with the Master Emerald, Rouge is trying to steal it, and Shadow said he was busy working on something and told Sonic to leave him alone. Tails was the only person Sonic could think of bothering.

“Eggman isn’t-” “Available to beat up? Yep. You’re the only person I could think of bothering.”

“Darn…alright, fair enough. I sorta can’t leave this gizmo unattended though otherwise-” “You’ll lose motivation to work on it?”

“Yeah! How’d ya know?”

“Mmmmaaagiicccc~” Sonic chuckled before sitting up, “Guessing what you’re going to say before you finish your sentence is easy though.”

“Really? I find that hard to-” “Believe?”

Tails shot the hedgehog a look, “That one was an easy one!”

“Then give me a harder one!”

“Alright, how about,” The fox cleared his throat, “The-” “The fitness gram pacer test is a-”

Tails chucked a pillow right at Sonic’s face, interrupting the blue hedgehog, “That wasn’t what I was going to say!”

Sonic let out a couple of laughs, “Then what were you gonna say?”

Tails opened his mouth and left it open as his brain searched for something to say. He then closed his mouth and sent Sonic a glare that made the hedgehog nearly begin laughing again.

“What were you going to say, Tails?”

“...Shut up.”

“I was right wasn’t I?”

“Do you want another pillow to the face?”

Sonic looked at the pillow in his lap, “Why do you have pillows in here anyway?”

“So I can use them to take naps, duh.”

“...Bro, why don’t you use your bed?

Tails froze solid in his chair as if Sonic just caught him eating all the mints. Sonic got up from the floor and walked over to Tails in a joking, yet menacing fashion.

“Answer the question, Tails,” He spoke, on purposely lowering his voice to be “threatening”.

“...Chair comfy?”

Now, normally Sonic would agree with that statement. However, he is trying to be a good role model as an older brother so he simply raised a brow instead.

“That’s the excuse you’re going for? Buddy, if you keep this up you’re probably going to get some good ol back pain and trust me when I say that won’t be fun.”

Tails looked away from Sonic as the hedgehog let out a sigh, “By the way, when did you last take a break?”

“Uhhhh, does eating breakfast with you count?”

“That was five hours ago.”

Tails blinked in shock before looking at the time. His stomach growled and he shot a glare at Sonic.

“How dare you make me aware of my bodily functions.”

Sonic chuckled, “Ooo, you need to eat food and hydrate! Oooo!”

Tails jokingly let out a hissing noise as Sonic picked him up with ease, “How are you gonna grow up to be a big and strong boy, huh?”

“Hey, put me down! I’m not five!”

“You’re right, you’re eight! Nice job counting there, bro!”

“...I am going to bite you the moment you put me down.”

Sonic grinned, “Like you could catch me, Mr. I forgot to eat and my stamina is probably in the negatives.”

“...Okay, I’m going to straight up fight you now.”

“Wow, I am so scared.”

“I know where you sleep!”

“I know where I sleep as well, you ain’t special!”

“Sonic!”

#wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #unbreakable bond #sonic the hedgehog #sonic #miles tails prower #fanfic #headcannons #sonic and tails #tag as ship and i steal your bones #brothers fr fr

[ryctone]

Once upon a time, a little princess meets a dragon runt...

#my art #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #au #my au #cookie run au #Dragon Hero!AU #hero cookie #princess cookie #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[salad-of-potatoes]

Thinking so much about a Mario Bros. fusion. I’ve seen fanart for it years ago- but in the context of the movie:

Them fusing during that forehead-bump hug!! This is the longest they’ve been apart from each other- emotions are high- and their emotions are so synced with happiness when they reunite!!

 Also recontextualizes the whole “Nothing can hurt us as long as we’re together” bit.

#tag as ship and i steal your bones #I’ll think of a name for the fusion eventually #welp time to start looking at Italian names and their meanings #mario bros movie spoilers #Mario Mario #Luigi Mario #Fusion #Mario bros fluff #Mario and Luigi #mario & luigi #Super Mario Bros

[penguin-cobblepot]

There’s two jokers in a set of cards, you know

#my art #these two are so insane #tag as ship and i steal your bones #jerome valeska #jeremiah valeska #valeska brothers #gotham jeremiah #gotham jerome #Valeska Twins #gotham fanart #gotham tv

[luigikittykat]

Last Christmas in Brooklyn...but they don't know that yet.

#super mario #mario #luigi #super mario bros movie #christmas #get yourself a partner that looks at you the same way luigi looks at falling snow #tag as ship and i steal your bones #my art #artist of tumblr #artist of twitter #artist of deviantart

[gaystan]

what’s a south park episode without “shut up fatass” “don’t call me fat you goddamn jew”

#kyle broflovski #eric cartman #south park #tag as ship and i steal your bones #i love that that’s a tag

[official-persona-simp]

Teddie: Do you like my outfit?

Yosuke: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Teddie: *gasp* Yosuke!

Yosuke: No, I need your chair. Get up.

#source: arrested development #incorrect persona quotes #incorrect persona 4 quotes #persona #persona 4 #teddie #teddie persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #youll never see it queuing #og post #tag as ship and i steal your bones #they are SIBLINGS

[arguablysomaya]

Dick, trying to hug Tim: This was supposed to be a cuddle! Not a struggle snuggle! LET IT HAPPEN!

Tim: I’M TRYING TO WORK-!

Dick, climbing onto Tim’s desk: I DON’T CARE! COME HERE-

#tag as ship and i steal your bones #batfam #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfam #dc #tim drake #dick grayson #dc universe #dcu

[angelicalacrimae]

they're gossiping

#black butler #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji #NOT ship #don't tag as ship #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[kyyall]

This “R” stands for redemption.

Robin: Son of Batman 1-6 // rises the moon - Liana Flores

#damian wayne #maya ducard #robin #nobody #dc comics #damian al ghul #robin son of batman #tumblr fucked with the quality #tag as ship and i steal your bones

[sheepishzoologist]

Your honor they are bros. Besties. Pals. Amigos, even.

#me and who #what if we were both disabled and best friends #tag as ship and i steal your bones #<== actual threat bc i collect bones/j #tavros nitram #mituna captor #shitpost

[atschoolunfortunetly]

Sonic and Tails Wholesome Wednesday The Third

If you have seen the others you know the drill. Fic is under the cut! Also, yes this is based on yet another headcanon. I am cringe, yet free. (Also no, this is not the fic the poll was for, that's next week.)

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“Hey, Sonic?”

“Yeah?”

“...Nah, nevermind. It’s a dumb question-” “No it ain’t!”

Tails blinked in shock before sending Sonic a look, “You don’t even know what it is!”

“Yeah, but if your smart brain hasn’t figured it out yet then it has to be a smart question!”

Tails let out a sigh before fidgeting with his hands, “Well, it’s also because I don’t want to pry or make you uncomfortable…”

Sonic tilted his head as if in thought, “How about this then? If it makes me uncomfortable, I simply won’t answer it!”

The fox’s eyes widened, “Oh, yeah, you could do that.”

“Exactly! Now lay it on me!”

“Well, I was wondering why you always talk over people? It doesn’t bother me! Honest! But I can tell it is bothering the others....”

Sonic’s face immediately became confused, “I talk over people?”

“...Yeah, you do.”

Now it was Tails' turn to be confused. In all honesty he was expecting an answer along the lines of “People talk too slow” or “I ain’t interested in what they’re saying! No offense.”

How did Sonic not know he was talking over people?

Sonic himself looked confused and even a little shocked. Tails had no idea how to continue this conversation.

Luckily, Sonic does it for him.

“Do I do it often?”

“Uh, yeah? Just yesterday you did it like five times with Knuckles.”

“...Is that why it looked like he wanted to punch me?”

Tails had to hold back a laugh at that, “Yeah, probably.”

“Ah, suddenly a lot of things are making sense…”

Tails gave Sonic a confused look, “What?”

“Alright, this is gonna sound weird but to me you guys talk…slow. And I don’t mean it in a mean way! I mean, like, you guys sound like you say a word and then three seconds later you say another word. Does that make sense? I feel like it doesn’t.”

…What.

“Wait, so like, everytime we speak it sounds like we take a pause after each word?”

“Yeah! And it’s really hard to tell if you guys are still speaking or not because one moment you would say a word and next it’s just pure silence.”

“Hold on then, how come you sound like you’re talking normally to me?”

“I pause for three seconds before saying the other word, duh.”

Tails has no idea how through half of his life he has never known this. All the rambles that Tails goes on must feel like hour podcasts to Sonic. Sonic looks highly amused that Tails didn’t know this but also really shocked over the fact that he had just found out that normal people don’t pause for three seconds before saying another word in a sentence.

Tails suddenly wondered if this applies to other things as well. Walking, sleeping, anything and everything. Sonic, unaware of the poor fox’s thoughts, grinned as if he just thought of something.

“Do you want to hear what it sounds like when I talk without pauses?”

Tails blinked in shock.

“....Yes. Yes I do.”

He spoke, as he pulled out his phone and hit record.

“Why are you recording?”

“Science.”

“Alright, fair enough. Ready?”

“No, but yes at the same time.”

This got a chuckle out of Sonic before he cleared his throat.

“Normalspeaking normalspeaking normalspeaking.That'srightfolksIamthetrueEminem,hedoesn’tevencomparetome.That’showcoolIam.AlsoTailsIloveyabro,that’srightwehavepositivityherelittlebro,weren’texpectingthatwereyou?Doesthishurtyourearsbytheway?YourfacelookslikeIamhurtingyourearsdoyouwantmetostop?”

Tails just gave the hedgehog a confused and shocked look and Sonic realized that Tails probably didn’t understand what he just asked.

“Was that good?”

Tails nodded his head and Sonic closed his mouth. To Tails, that sounded like pure, utter gibberish but he knew that if he slowed down the video he just recorded enough that what Sonic said would sound like a sentence to him.

“...I am sending this to everyone.”

“Gasp, how could you. You said it was for science!”

“Yeah, but it would also help them understand why you talk over them some-” “Okay, fair enough.”

Tails bit his lip and sent a look towards Sonic, “You did that on-” “Purpose? Yeah, I did. Who's gonna stop me? The speaking police?”

Tails mischievously grinned, “Yeah, because I’m them.”

Sonic let out a fake dramatic gasp, “You’re gonna arrest me? Your own big brother? How could you!?”

“Simply because I feel like it,” Tails dramatically answered.

Sonic opened his mouth but his stomach let out a growl. “Oof, hungry.”

Tails also happened to realize that his stomach was running empty as well.

“Food?”

“Food.”

Bonus:

-Sonic Friend Chat!-

Miles_Per_Hour: Just found out the reason why Sonic talks over people.

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: Did ya find out how to get him to stop?

ThornOfARose: My interest has peaked.

Miles_Per_Hour: His brain processes things slowly thanks to his speed. 

Miles_Per_Hour: Meaning that we talk really slow to him.

ThornOfARose: How slow?

Miles_Per_Hour: Three second pause between each word.

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: Damn, that sounds annoying.

ThornOfARose: This explains so much, actually.

Miles_Per_Hour: Glad we all agree. Sonic says sorry for all the accidental interruptions.

ThornOfARose: Tell him I forgive him!

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: Not me though. Skill issue.

ThornOfARose: Knucks! >:(

Miles_Per_Hour: He says that he is no longer going to warn you of Rouge.

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: >:(

Miles_Per_Hour: Lmao. Wanna hear what he sounds like when he doesn’t make himself sound normal?

ThornOfARose: ???

Miles_Per_Hour sent a video!

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: wtf

ThornOfARose: Language. Also what is he saying.

Miles_Per_Hour: I have no idea lol. Planning to slow it down later tho.

Miles_Per_Hour: Just slowed it down. Bro hit me with kindness.

ThornOfARose: Was it sappy?

Miles_Per_Hour: Very.

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: Skill Issue.

Miles_Per_Hour: I know where you sleep.

GaurdianOfTheEmerald: I want to deeply apologize.

#sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #unbreakable bond #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #sonic #sonic and tails #fanfic #tag as ship and i steal your bones #brothers your honor