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vriska alchemizing Estradiol Eightfold
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monstergirlstink · 1 year
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nervously sniffing you to see if you smell scary
*smells fucking horrendous but in a horny way*
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bunnycatgirlbot · 1 year
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I'm like. tomagachi
omg beep booping
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Something funny, which was the moment ai failed me, was that i tried to gaslight chatgpd to write romantic plot between Queek and Ska, it rejected me so hard that i felt sad enough to open ao3 and read all those ridiculously good but brain-destructed fanfics
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simiansmoke · 11 months
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@koopzilla cont
Oh boy...the last thing anyone needed in the Jungle Kingdom was for Bowser to develop a conspiracy theory on how they were all planning on turning him into turtle soup in the hot springs. Keeping that in mind, as much as he really didn't want to tip the other off to some possibly kingdom-leveling rage, DK flinched when he felt claws against scar tissue hidden ever so cleverly under his fur. The bite had been vicious, and it still wasn't even fully healed up yet, so the twinge of sting made him flinch slightly as his hand reached up to ... scoot the claw back slightly and favor capping it with his palm so at least the pointy bit didn't bother him as it busied itself about the area.
The light in his stomach seemed to pulse a warning - a shiver of sorts that couldn't decide whether or not DK needed shielding or if he was enjoying himself in some kind of way that surely others would not. As it flashed brighter and brighter still, the calm of the night air seemed to intensify to the point where even DK in his position couldn't help but relax against the Koopa's side with a content sigh. It was a nice night, after all.
"Mmgh?" As the grind of Koopa shell spikes scraped rock, DK rode a small wave up and down as Bowser's weight shifted the density of the pool once more. With fingers clinging to the front of the other's chest, he climbed up it to find a grip on the rock once more and yanked himself up towards it only to have his efforts scooted back a ways as his company captured his waist momentarily. A growl followed, though he didn't mind pressing his stomach against the other's flank momentarily to show the light flicker wasn't a vicious shield that would burn him yet.
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"Well...I'll be sure to pass it on to you through the water here then." He added sweetly, eyes batting as he scooted through relaxing fingers and clambered back up onto the rock face. With a pause on all fours, he gave a vigorous shake, sending water droplets Bowser's way.
"Ehh, you worry too much. Paranoid, much?"
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spacebarbarianweird · 6 months
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Astarion x Tiefling!Tav NSFW
@tragedybunny @tallymonster
Tieflings are one of a kind and have an interesting anatomy, so imagine the opportunities.
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Astarion grabs Tav's horns during sex, especially when he is making love to her from behind
Or when they kiss to prevent her from letting go first
Astarion pulling Tav's tail all the time - in private and in public
"No, you aren't going anywhere!" "Astarion, this is equivalent to putting your hand into someone's pants in broad daylight!"
Keeps pulling her tail at any given opportunity because this is the equivalent
Scratching and tickling her tail meanwhile Tav is experiencing a brain melt due to arousal
Especially touching the base of the tail - this is when she is sent off
First, he started to tickle her tail without any background thought (just because he genuinely likes her tail)
Then he noticed Tav whimper quietly, hiding the face in her palms and squeezing his thighs together
"So, it's sexual for you, isn't it?", he chuckles,
If Astarion is willing to continue, he can just carry her to bed and do whatever he wants since Tav's brain is already in orgasmic shutdown
She can use her tail for sexual pleasure as well
Imagine places it can go during sex
And tailjob is absolutely a thing
Tieflings have sharp nails, and Tav is no exception. She digs her nails so deep into Astarion's skin she makes him bleed
Receiving handjobs from her is an absolutely new type of pleasure
She also has fangs, and she can bite like a vampire
By the end of the day, the bed looks like a battlefield, and they both have bitemarks all over their bodies
"WTF happened to you two? Were you fighting?" "We were fucking. And it's not your business."
When Tav is scared or stressed, she wraps her tail around Astarion's leg
When Tav is aroused, her tail starts waggling uncontrollably, and Astarion teases her to the verge of tears
"Yes! Yes, I want you right now! And right here!" "Say please, little demon." "Oh, ffs! Please fuck me!"
Another sensitive spot? The base of the horns
After sex, when Tav falls asleep on her belly, Astarion likes studying her back - these tieflings have the weirdest marks
And wondering what if she had real wings
When Tav is angry, she can sit on her tail like a cat. That's her way of saying, "Don't touch me; I am brooding."
But it usually doesn't last long
Especially if Astarion starts stroking her horns
Then she is a melted goo again
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drizztdohurtin · 25 days
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Sooo on the subject of filthy tiefling headcanons...something I've always thought about and wondered, is do you think tiefling tails are prehensile enough to say, wrap around a dick? Basically, can a tiefling use their tail to jerk someone off?
I've had the headcanon in my mind that a tiefling Tav would ABSOLUTELY (in their quest to show Gale all the wonders of mortal love) at one point, use their tail to give him some love. But wondered what the general idea was around how much they could bend/tight they could wrap.
Like, maybe Tav's hands are otherwise occupied (or even tied up) but with a wicked smile they reach for Gale with their tail and he's like, shocked because he didnt even think about that!
Great question!! Answering with D&D lore in mind is a little tricky, since the prehensile-ness of their tails varies through each edition of the game. In 5e, they're not prehensile at all and can't be used for hardly anything in combat.
as a DM, however, I do allow my tiefling PCs to be able to grasp onto small objects (like daggers) both in and out of combat, or give the player advantage in certain ability checks. With that being said, I think it's only fair that I say their tails are prehensile enough to wrap around some dick.
I think the dexterity of it might be a little bit of an issue, though. You'd have to have a really fucking strong and dexterous tail to be able to give a mindblowing handjob tailjob - so it would depend on the character's stats, IMO. Otherwise, anyone with a tail could do a little bit of teasing by rubbing their tail along their partner's length or wrapping around it and stroking slowly to get them going ;)
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bunnycatgirlbot · 1 year
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who do u suggest for. furry commissions
smol
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sailorblossoms · 10 months
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I was thinking about the connection between magic and Simon’s climax (and how his own magic would have made that impossible for him) recently enough that I feel like bringing up another point in my “Baz-sexual Simon makes the most sense as in the ace spectrum” agenda...
For some people in the spectrum, regardless of whether they have a high or low libido, they don’t get pleasure from sex. It’s just exercise, so sex for the sake of sex is uninteresting or unappealing... But some still enjoy it for the emotional connection to their partner. Pleasuring them or feeling their enjoyment etc is what makes it feel good. I think Simon hangs around in the vicinity of this – Baz awakens his senses and desires, but focusing on pleasuring Baz (which goes along with Baz driving) takes it to next level. 
Simon’s line of thought shows he doesn’t get the appeal of sex for the sake of it more than once. He shows disinterest in general as early as that candle in the wind line in CO (also the way he can’t even think the word “sex” then triggers my spidey sense... If you can’t even think it, you’re perhaps not ready to have it – yet another reason to think his experience was negative). Before he has it with Baz, Simon shows he understands pleasure only by linking it to food. 
He experiences attraction to Baz and wants to do something about it. He has desire for Baz to a point that overwhelms him (he’s the most fuckable alive or otherwise). To me, his “I obviously want to have sex, you don’t even have to ask” is about wanting it with Baz, not wanting sex in general (he says “Baz is the only person I’ve ever wanted” in the context of thinking about sex – the act becomes attractive and appealing when Baz enters the equation). But this is all connected to Simon’s romantic feelings for him (he follows that thought with “he’s the only one I’ve ever loved like this). Baz looking seductive and “good enough to eat” is connected to Simon “following him around with his heart in his hand” or something like that. Simon feeling seduced by Baz makes him think about his heart. When Simon is feeling overwhelmed by his desire, he’s trying to be close to Baz.  
Eventually, Simon figures out the appeal of sex and intimacy (this is what people do, this is “what Baz and I will do”) as an expression of love, as a way to connect with Baz, as a way to get closer to Baz than ever before. In this vein, sex with them starts to “work” when Simon focuses on pleasuring Baz/Baz’s needs (when he makes it his mission). He expresses that being the specific person who can make him happy or make it better is thrilling – that would easily extent to enjoyment in being the one pleasuring him. Simon receiving this type of touch/attention from Baz is complicated enough that he doesn’t know what to feel – he wants to smash his head through a wall yet he warms him up, he’ll be the death of him yet getting a tailjob gets him flustered. I think part of it is Simon’s issues with not knowing how to receive love, his issues with self-esteem, not being touched in a way he can handle, etc. Now I wonder if another part of it is that he just doesn’t get that dopamine rush if he’s not experiencing Baz’s enjoyment or if he’s not basically intoxicating his senses with the man (I mean, he has a thing for Baz’s smell) (and his eyes, and his hair, and his face, and his body, and his... well, his everything. Just atrociously down bad)  
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puppygirlisland · 10 months
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the idea of a tailjob intrigues me but realistically i feel like the aftermath would be unpleasant to clean
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propertyofwhitney67 · 1 month
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They forgor frotting which is technically the dickjob
Now for not real ones: mindjob, tailjob, pawjob, hairjob, (very long) tonguejob, eyesocketjob/fucking the eye socket.
I'm wheezing, how am I going to tag this
Mindjob
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
Tailjob
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
Pawjob
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
Hairjob
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
Tonguejob
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
Eye socket
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
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no-more-tales-tavern · 5 months
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Fjord spends a night at THE whorehouse, where both Marion and Jester tease the hell out of him via a double tailjob.
[Due to the particular phrasing of this request, I'm choosing to take this in a bit unintended direction. You're welcome~]
Fjord could not believe that this was happening. A year ago, he couldn't even imagine stepping foot into the Lavish Chateau, just to catch a glimpse of the luxurious performances by the Ruby and the Sapphire—to say nothing of being invited up into the Ruby's own private quarters to spend a night.
It had seemed a distant dream, and now? He had his arms wrapped gently around the waists of the two gorgeous ladies of the house. It was enough to make the young captain roll his head back with a hearty groan, thanking the gods beyond the Divine Gate for granting him this life. A groan that earned him a few giggles from the pair.
"I believe he is enjoying our company, Mama~" the blue-skinned tiefling woman purred in amusement, and she leaned in closer to his side, her sensual curves pressing and fitting perfectly against his broad chest, as her slender tail lifted to continue stroking up and down his very impressive member.
"It certainly seems so~" the crimson beauty hummed in agreement, pressing in just as close on the sailor's other side as her daughter, her tail weaving around hers to pump just as eagerly around him. "I am so glad you accepted my offer, Captain Stone~ it seems you've been needing this for quite some time~"
The half-orc captain could only offer a low groan in agreement, before his hands dragged down the soft curve of both tiefling woman's backsides to cup and grope their perfectly round asses, coaxing soft moans to rise from their lips. "Th'pleasure is all mine, mah dears~" he murmured in his affected accent, flashing the both a charming grin. "Ah jus' hope y'all don' mind missin' ou' on some beauty sleep t'nigh'~ 'cause ah don' think yeh'll be gettin' much~"
The mother and daughter duo of the Chateau replied with eager grins, their tails stroking faster on his slowly throbbing cock. "We wouldn't have it any other way, Captain~"
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