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[denialcity]

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[stephanericherthanyou]

Advantage (Takao/Kawahara, 173, PG)

Takao wants to say he has the advantage here, that he thinks of sharper comebacks quicker and that he’s got Kawahara wrapped around his finger, but that’s not exactly the truth. It’s more the other way around than he’ll ever let anyone know, except Kawahara always has this wicked ear-to-ear grin and Takao wonders if he knows—he doesn’t know if he should ask Kuroko and what kind of can of worms that would open, and it’s hard enough thinking straight anyway when he just wants to hear Kawahara’s laugh or see him shrug his shoulders in that way and when he’s trying not to run his hand over Kawahara’s ultra-short hair. He can’t even take comfort in the fact that he’s the better basketball player, even though he’s constantly showing off in ways he probably shouldn’t—on the court, Kawahara’s a machine, doesn’t raise an eyebrow at Takao’s fancy dribble or no-look pass, just guards his man and watches the ball.

Well, Takao’s never been one to back down from a challenge.

#takakawa #Takao Kazunari #kawahara kouichi #fanfic #drabble #queue #seirin #shutoku #Kuroko no Basuke

[denialcity]

Any more thoughts about your OC brothers of Madara? From whom is Sasuke and Itachi descended from?

Sorry about the delay Anon! As it happens we have SO MANY thoughts about the brothers

Since Sasuke and Itachi exist in canon though they've got to be descended from either Madara or Izuna, since we have the OC brothers dying too young to have kids. Which would mean that in (the future of) ELAU, Itachi and Sasuke will end up just random Uchiha (though powerful, and possibly with the rinnegan) and not part of the head family. So Itachi at least will probably be much happier growing up with less pressure on him. (And, you know, no massacre so Sasuke will be happier too.)

As for the brothers! (warning Kunimi’s story includes a su*cide attempt)

Takami and Meguru:

They're a unit. You can't separate them; they don't function well at all without the other, and any opinion/decision/etc you get from one has for sure been discussed with and approved by the other.

Takami is a fantastic singer, one of the best in the Uchiha clan (and an 'average' Uchiha is already amazing by any other standards). People will stop what they're doing to linger nearby and listen to him (and then try to hurry away before he can notice them)

Meguru is also a very good singer, but he doesn't like to sing where anyone except Takami, sometimes the rest of his brothers, and eventually Kawarama can hear

Takami becomes the second Hokage, with Tobirama as his "assistant" aka mostly-secret co-Hokage. (Hashirama was the first Hokage, with Madara as his assistant/co-kage.)

Takami's and Tobirama's working relationship is a lot more... explosive than HashiMada were, but they're also terrifyingly effective, and sincerely dedicated to the long-term good of their people. Konoha was already a political power because the Senju and Uchiha both were, but Takami and Tobirama ensure that Konoha will remain one of the top political powers in Fire Country (and the continent) long term

They also have backup plans for conquering any or all of the rest of the continent, should said rest of the continent cause enough problems to make war worth it. This hasn't happened (yet)

Meguru (and Kawarama) takes over more of the work running the Uchiha clan while Takami is Hokage, although Takami still does as much as he can

Takami retires from the Hokage position about when his first grandkid is born, because he wants to spend time with them (and his kids, most of whom are fondly exasperated about their dad having more time to follow them around nagging about grandbabies and eating healthy)

We haven't named any of the next generation, but we call the oldest TakaKawa kid Princess. This is because as a kid she realized that some of her cousins (the HashiMito kids) were called princesses, and complained to Takami that she wanted to be a princess too

Takami's response to this was to immediately start researching which small nation would be best for him to conquer in order to make his daughters actual princesses. Luckily for all nearby small nations, Princess was appeased by everyone agreeing to just call her a princess

Meguru and Kawarama got back together in part because Takami resorted to literally locking them in a room together to make them talk. He then tried to anxiously listen through the door because what if it doesn't work and Meguru gets hurt again?

This has been mentioned before but it's worth bringing up again that Meguru's first boyfriend had a fairly similar personality to Takami, especially in the way of being an arrogant asshole. Meguru didn't mind until the guy started causing problems and expecting Meguru to fix things and get him out of trouble, at which point Meguru dumped the guy and began dating the guy's uncle (the golden retriever blacksmith)

Takami and Meguru trade memories of Kawarama, although most of these are just alternate POVs on things they both saw

In a soulmate AU (assuming soulmates aren't necessarily romantic/sexual), Meguru and Kawarama are both Takami's soulmates, but not each other's. They just end up loving each other anyway without destiny

In an ELAU/BSAU fusion, TakaKawa's fourth kid (the first one born after Takami's Realization that he loves his kids) is albino aka a Blessed Sacrifice. He is delighted to have one kid that he can dote on as much as he wants and will never have to send on a mission. She grows up even more thoroughly spoiled than her sisters but still sweet, and spends a lot of time benevolently bestowing her attention on other Uchiha. The Uchiha are honored and everyone else is very confused

Kunimi:

Kunimi's goal/dream was always to be a shinobi. That's what main house kids DO, nobody ever considers any alternative

Except there's absolutely no way that Kunimi can be a shinobi when he can't stay awake or keep himself from knocking out his own clanmates. So he has to be a civilian even though main house kids are only supposed to retire when they marry (women, to have kids) or if they're unlucky enough to be injured in a way that prevents them from fighting (and they survive said injury)

Kunimi sort of technically fits that second category, since his nightmare hell mangekyou developed when he was protecting Izuna from bloodline thieves that kidnapped them both. This does not make him feel better

Since he can't fight, Kunimi apprentices to one of the Uchiha's master coatmakers, which means he learns to make and repair the special armor that all Uchiha shinobi wear for battle. This is slightly traumatizing for the coatmaker teaching him, because hanging around Kunimi means regularly getting unexpectedly stuck in nightmare hell. But Meguru specifically requested that the coatmaker teach Kunimi, and no Uchiha willingly turns down a request from Meguru, and since they're in the compound they're both safe

When he's not learning coatmaking or stuck in nightmare hell, Kunimi spends a lot of time gardening or raising chickens. Initially he grew whatever plants were easiest and available, but once he's more experienced he starts growing mostly spices. Spices are more expensive and it's much more feasible for him to grow a significant portion of the spices the Uchiha use, so it's a better contribution to the clan finances. He also likes the idea of other Uchiha using the spices he grew in their meals and thinking about him, because it makes him feel less isolated

Once Kunimi has learned some basics of working with fabric, he and Izuna team up to make a fan as a gift for Meguru: Izuna does the forging/metal blades, and Kunimi does the silk and painting. It's like, decent quality, not fantastic, but Meguru loves it and likes to bring it with him to events and show it off to whoever he's just met

Kunimi and Izuna both find this very embarrassing, especially once they've had some more years to gain skill and Meguru still carries around and shows off their first attempt. They've made more fans for him! Much better fans! Why are you still showing off their middle school art project, Hako-nii PLEASE--

Meguru will not be stopped, so the twins just have to live with eternal mild embarrassment every time Meguru meets someone new that he can show the fan to

Kunimi's goal is to make all of the fancy clothes that are also weapons which Meguru likes to wear. By the time Konoha happens he's provided a significant part of Meguru's wardrobe (and a few things of Izuna's and Madara's too) though not all of it

The Senju get ahold of Kunimi, who attempts suicide while he's a prisoner, both out of Uchiha pride and to prevent the Senju from using him against the Uchiha. Itama finds him and keeps him alive while yelling for Hashirama, who is able to heal him fully

Meguru, Madara, and Izuna are horrified when they learn about this (and fully ignoring the fact that Meguru and Izuna would both have done the same thing). Takami's response is something along the lines of 'good decision, that was the proper shinobi thing to do, but you're back now so don't do it again.' Kunimi kind of appreciates Takami's reaction but is also very bitter about never getting to be a real shinobi

Meguru on the other hand is furious with Takami for it. It's one of the very few real disagreements they ever have

Takami would have ransomed Kunimi back from the Senju anyway purely because Meguru would have been sad if he didn't, and the Uchiha wouldn't have resented him for it (also because Meguru would be sad if he didn't) but Kunimi being a coatmaker would have been more than enough justification even if Meguru hadn't cared

Meguru, Madara, and Izuna insist on Kunimi living inside the compound once he's been ransomed back, and everyone else can just cope with the nightmare hell when necessary, lest Kunimi be kidnapped again

Kunimi has extremely complicated feelings about this, and also about peace in general, the medicine Tobirama makes for him, and prettymuch everything that happens as a result of him being kidnapped and ransomed back

Kunimi is very bitter and angry and emo when Konoha is established. Meguru, Madara, and Izuna are the only Uchiha that actively want to spend time with him, and they're all fairly busy, so he's still pretty isolated. He hates Itama for kidnapping him but he doesn't like anyone other than his brothers. He puts up with Itama's initial attempts to befriend him mostly because Kunimi is extremely bored, and Itama is weird therefore interesting

By "Itama is weird" Kunimi means "Itama is not actively trying to avoid me"

Most Senju have a large collection of plants, so when Kunimi starts to like Itama, he initially expresses this by going out into the forest, picking a plant he likes, digging it up, and leaving it (without a pot, just roots and dirt) on Itama's windowsill when Itama is away, so that Kunimi won't have to (horror) say things like 'I like you' or 'here have a gift.' A lot of the plants he chooses are variegated

He then gets very mad when he learns that the plants Senju keep usually produce very potent medicines, sometimes produce poisons, and the remainder are excellent herbs and spices. Itama then takes him through every plant Itama owns and lists when/how/why he got them and who from, which is mostly stories like 'this is the first cutting from a plant Hashirama bred' and 'Kawarama brought this one back from Wind Country (I kept almost killing it before we figured out that it hates both water and decent soil)' and 'Tobirama gave me this for successfully completing my first solo mission'

This takes significantly longer than Kunimi would have liked, but he does get the 'I like these because of who gave them to me and why, not because they're useful' message

A handful of years after Konoha was founded, Kunimi's medicine has been refined enough that he hasn't (unintentionally) fallen asleep in a few years, and Tobirama has stopped making constant tweaks and 'yes that works fine but I had a new idea that might work BETTER' adjustments. Kunimi therefore goes to ask Takami if he can go on a mission and (finally) be a real shinobi

Takami says no

Kunimi has Prepared Arguments. He's been training for this all his life. He hasn't fallen asleep accidentally in years. He can take a month's supply of medicine on a two-day mission. He can go on the easiest mission available and go with an experienced shinobi and--

Takami asks him how many shinobi the Uchiha clan has. Kunimi isn't sure

The Uchiha have just over 200 active shinobi. Konoha, in total, probably has over 3000 shinobi by this point

In contrast, the Uchiha have five coatmakers, and that's only if Takami counts the apprentice who started last year

There is no mission Kunimi could ever possibly go on that would be more valuable than the battle coats he could make or repair in the same time. Therefore, Kunimi is never going to go on a mission and never going to be a shinobi

Now go cling to Itama or something but get out of Takami's office, he has work to do

Itama finds Kunimi lying in a pile of shredded fabric and Having Emotions. It takes Kunimi a long time to process this, and he's never happy about not being a shinobi, but he does eventually end up emotionally steadier about himself and his life

In an ELAU/BSAU fusion, Kunimi goes to live in the Spring House. He's not a yomotsu-shikome, his job is to take care of the house (+ shrine, grounds, etc) but it keeps him both safe and out of the Uchiha compound. His family visits regularly, and he starts keeping chickens, so by the time Izuna becomes yomotsu-shikome it's a much less isolating place. (They still aren't allowed to talk to each other, but Izuna can talk to himself or the crows while Kunimi talks to the chickens, and they can work together, hug, etc.)

#Itama was not prepared for the concept of An Cactus #a literal cactus that is #prickly spiky I-need-nothing-and-no-one Kunimi he can handle #plant that doesn't want water? Itama is lost #tw suicide attempt #replies from the city council #everybody lives au #im lazy to tag everybody #will do it when my personal desktop blocker runs out

[denialcity]

Wait so after his revelation how does Taka handle Kawarama’s other pregnancies? But also Hako has just precarious life with the clan holding him in such esteem I’m not surprised he’s so stressed all the time. Does Kawarama marrying the head clan while Tobirama marries the fifth son mean that Kawarama is now socially higher ranked then his older brother?

Hako is made of stress but he makes it look good so no one realizes. Except Taka sort of, but Taka is also made of responsibilities so he just sort of treats it as 'that's unfortunate' and doesn't consider that it might not be necessary. This is why Hako is avoiding being a parent or parent figure to anyone, though; he's sure he would raise his kids to be the same way he is, and doesn't want to inflict that on anyone.

Taka, when Kawarama is pregnant the first time post-revelation:

tries to assign like 10+ Uchiha bodyguards to follow Kawarama around at all times ("I'm in the village??? And a better fighter than any of them? Also I'm visiting my brothers, who are even stronger than I am? Taka what the fuck")

demands that Izuna teach him All Of Science and also Medicine so that he can understand and oversee the entire process ("What--that's not--Taka that's not even CLOSE to possible, do you KNOW how long it took me to learn everything relevant to this?! And I had a head start!")

tries to fuss over exactly what Kawarama is eating/drinking/doing as exercise ("Tobirama has ALREADY obsessed over all of that, do you actually think you know more than he does?")

goes to make Tobirama tell him Every Single Detail about optimal nutrition/exercise/etc for Kawarama. Tobirama, alone among everyone Taka has harassed so far, is delighted to do so and fully supportive of Taka nagging Kawarama to eat/etc properly.

then Taka tries to take over handling all of village security personally, which Tobirama is Not delighted by or tolerant of. Delegation exists for a reason and Taka is not the best defense strategist in the village, cut that out right now.

Eventually they get Hako to tell Taka to chill, which he mostly does. He still has guards follow Kawarama, but only as many as he did during prior pregnancies, because Kawarama is actually like, THE biggest and most obvious target for anyone who wants to destabilize Konoha, and the assumption that pregnancy=vulnerability makes this a more likely time for enemies to try. So having some guards for him is reasonable, just... not ten at once at all times.

He also starts collecting the kids and finding Kawarama for any meals when Kawarama wouldn't have been home, so that he can make sure Kawarama is eating properly (which is mostly the occasional lunch, since most meals would have been the whole family anyway). Kawarama grumbles about the nagging but puts up with it.

Taka also might pay for a 'mission' near the end of the pregnancy that consists of 'have a Senju healer follow Kawarama around all the time, Just In Case.' Kawarama is Annoyed (he IS a Senju healer, and can summon Tobirama at will via hiraishin bracelet if he needs to) but most of the time 'Senju healer' means 'one of Kawarama's brothers' who he wants to spend more time with anyway.

So basically Taka fusses and hovers as much as he possibly can, but in an aggressive asshole with too much power way. And also in a normal way, but mostly when they're not in public.

When they’re not in public, and especially near the end of the pregnancy, Taka sometimes starts crying because his kid is right there and he can’t hold them yet.  And then Kawarama gets cuddled as the closest he can get.  Kawarama is usually fine with this, and if he’s not he calls one of the older kids and tells them Taka wants to play [insert any kid game that involves running around here] because Taka will never refuse and that way he can’t cling.

Re: status: It's complicated.

Within the Uchiha, yes, wife of the clan head ranks higher than wife of the 5th brother of the head family. Especially since TakaKawa get married before IzuTobi.

As individuals Tobirama would no longer be Senju heir as soon as Hashirama has a son/child (traditionally succession passes only through the male line), but Tobirama still has more individual fame/feats than Kawa. Tobirama is also still older. So in this way Tobirama is ranked higher.

This is the kind of thing there can be family politics over irl hahahah. With their personalities though, nothing changes. Tobirama is going to keep on doing whatever regardless of social status, and Kawa isn't the type who would use or flaunt his change in status.

#everybody lives au #dt3 #replies from the city council #senju kawarama #uchiha meguru #uchiha takami #OCs #senju tobirama

[denialcity]

What would happen if a senju faction assassinated Kawarama would that actually destabilize the village?

XD What did Kawarama do to you, Anon? Why do you want him dead so badly

Anyway uhhh basically: they would be executed. Depending on whether TakaKawa are married yet and whether Konoha is letting clans handle their own internal matters vs putting Konoha in charge of all policing/matters of justice, it might be Hashirama or Taka doing the sentencing, and it might be Hashirama, Tobirama, or Taka doing the actual execution, but there isn’t really an alternative punishment for this. So the faction members get executed, feelings about it vary from Hashirama (sad they pushed things to this point but mostly just mourning Kawarama) to Taka and Meguru (ferociously wishing they could bring all the faction members back to be repeatedly executed by torture because once wasn’t enough). But Konoha would continue.

Taka might get into a screaming match with Hashirama re: this is your fault for not controlling your clan better, but it wouldn’t break Konoha.

Remember, within a few years of Konoha being founded, everyone in the main family of both clans has bonded with at least one person from the main family of the other. If Taka suspects Tobirama of something, he’s not going to make accusations; the first thing he’s going to do is quiz Izuna, to figure out if his suspicions are right/what’s going on and why. (Also Taka just knows how close all the Senju brothers are, so he knows they would never willingly endanger each other. He’d be mad at all of Kawarama’s brothers for not being smarter/more aware and preventing it, but he knows they would never condone Kawarama being hurt.)

If someone was going to successfully destabilize Konoha, they would need to strike earlier; either prior to Konoha being founded or in the first year or less. At that point, the ideal target is actually Madara: all the other inter-clan relationships take time to build, but Hashirama and Madara are friends already, so they’re the link. If an assassin managed to kill Madara, and especially if they could make it look like it was a Senju’s fault, that would have a pretty good chance at throwing the clans back into war.

But uh. to do that the assassin needs to kill Madara. Which is. well.

Good luck with that.

#everybody lives au #dt3 #replies from the city council #senju kawarama